my man is poison

【Time Passenger Crew】

[Planning] Chicken Mother Beads: Welcome our Sandianshui idiot and Moyin idiot to sprinkle flowers! *★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*.

[Screenwriter] Lycoris: (＾＾)／Welcome＼(＾＾）

[Director] A sprig of wormwood on the snow: Welcome, sprinkle flowers! (￣▽￣)o∠※PAN!=.:*:'☆.:*:'★':*

[Major Shou] Three points of water: Thank you

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: Long time no see, Xiao Shui Shui

[Main actor accepts] Three points of water: Σ(°△°|||)︴Who will tell me, if not, I’d better CP with him

[Artist] Oleander: Of course not, three o'clock water silly mother, your attack is Shanglu silly mother

[Main role] Three points of water: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

[Principal Shou] Three o'clock water: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's him? ?Shanglu silly mother! ! ! !Not a little defensive (:.;;benefit;;benefit;;benefit;;benefit;;benefit;;benefit;;.)

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: How did you tell him? You don’t even know your own CP

[Planning] Chicken mother beads: This...uh~~-______-"

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: Forget it, what about my little Shou Shou?

[Later stage] Solanum nigrum: I guess it hasn't slowed down yet

[Shou [-]] Qing Niang Chong: I'm just studying the business card of the group ==

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: Really dumbfounded

[Shou [-]] Qing Niangchong: Uh, the stupid mother of Shanglu does not aggravate the group

[Director] A sprig of wormwood on the snow: Xiaoqingqing, you...

[Shou [-]] Qing Niangchong: What's wrong?

[Planning] Chicken mother beads: What is the feeling of deep affection as always /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

[Main actor Shou] Three points of water: I feel the malice from the young lady, is this trying to grab a man from me (#`O′)

[Attack [-]] Moyin: Shoushou battle, onlookers

[Screenwriter] Honghua Lycoris: Moyin silly mother, I don’t know that both of you have abandoned you, why do you still have leisure time to watch the battle

[Shou [-]] Qing Niang Chong: I'll just ask

Lu Xue saw that Qing Niangchong was still looking forward to Shang Lu so firmly, so she directly classified Shang Lu as a scumbag, but she was a god assist. In order not to hurt Xiaoshou, she had to do something.Lu Xue dialed Lu Shang directly.

Lu Xue: Hey, bro, tell me your QQ secret.

Lu Shang: What do you want to do?

Lu Xue: I don't do anything. Anyway, if you are not online normally, I will help you log in, and if you can upgrade, I will notify you as soon as possible. Isn't that great?

Lu Shang: the truth

Lu Xue was a little discouraged, she knew she couldn't hide it from Lu Shang, so she simply broke the jar and said, "Didn't you build a drama group? I know you usually don't add these, but that Qingfeng keeps asking if you will join Group, I told him that you don’t join the group, he was so heartbroken that he didn’t even want to say anything, so I thought you seldom go to QQ anyway, it doesn’t matter if I help you join it, give him a read think."

Nine out of ten sentences of Lu Xue's words are not credible, but this sentence hit Lu Shang, he didn't know what was going on with the touch in his heart, he decided to follow his heart, "No need, you send the group number Give it to me, I will add it myself."

Lu Xue was stunned for a second. She felt that she had been surprised by Lu Shang more and more recently. Lu Shang repeatedly broke his principles for that little fan, and his image in Lu Xue's heart immediately changed from a scumbag to a good one. , she smiled until her eyes narrowed, "Okay, I'll send you the group number right away, remember to bubble up."

[Director] A sprig of wormwood in the snow: Xiao Qingqing, are you still there?

[Shou [-]] Qing Niangchong: Yes, what?

[Director] A Sprig of Artemisia in Snow: I have a surprise for you＾▼＾

[Planning] Chicken Mother Pearl: Damn, what the hell did the administrator remind you just now, who did you drag in?

[Director] A sprig of wormwood on the snow: Guess? ＞▽＜

[Screenwriter] Lycoris safflower: Am I dazzled?

[Propaganda] Nandina: My eyes are dazzled too?

[Later stage] Solanum nigrum: The probability of collective dazzlement is very small, so there is only one truth, and that is...

[Main actor accepts] Three points of water: Who said that Shanglu's stupid mother never intensifies the group →_→

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: Shanglu, you will make a fuss when you come

[Main Attack] Shanglu: Well, long time no see

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: What have you been doing recently?I didn't see you online

【Main Attack】Plantland: There are many things in the company

[Master Shou] Three o'clock water: Haven't you always been elusive?Why did you join the crew this time?

[Main Attack] Phytophthora: Convenience

[Main Servant Shou] Three points of water: Then why didn’t you add →_→

[Director] A sprig of wormwood in the snow: Xiao Qingqing, are you still there?

In fact, Lin Qingfeng has been there all the time. From the moment a branch of Artemisia on the Snow invited Shanglu to join the group, he has been staring at Shanglu's Penguin, as if staring at a hole before giving up. He remembers all of his own, and every number is engraved on his heart. He will never admit that it is Pokemon!

At the moment of typing, Lin Qingfeng's hands were trembling, and he typed a few more characters. Fortunately, he was still able to type, otherwise he could only use his face.

[Shou [-]] Qing Niang Chong:,; in,']

【Screenwriter】Safflower Lycoris: What is it w(Д)w

[Director] A sprig of wormwood on the snow: I guess I'm too excited (-_-;)

[Main Attack] Phytophthora: Don't be nervous, we won't eat you

[The main character accepts] three points of water: remove the "men"

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: Shanglu Chongchong gives you, Xiaoshui is mine

[Main Attack] Shanglu: OK

[Planning] Chicken mother beads: slightly more information

[Artist] Oleander: I'm about to pass out from the excitement of my brain

[Screenwriter] Lycoris safflower: I like *`)`)*`)*`)

[Later] Solanum nigrum: So we dismantled two pairs of CP

[Principal Shou] Three points of water: Even if you don't ask me how I feel, you should ask Xiao Qingqing how she feels, maybe she won't

[Shou [-]] Qing Niang Chong: I'm not nervous

[Director] A sprig of wormwood on the snow: This reflex arc (.－_－.)

[Planning] Chicken mother beads: the cuteness is exposed

[Main Attack] Phytophthora: I ask you at three o'clock, how about exchanging CP with him?

[The main character accepts] Three points of water: Shanglu, you bastard, misunderstood what I meant, you obviously wanted to ask it yourself, don't get on me, I won't be as unscrupulous as you o(￣ヘ￣o#)

[Shou [-]] Qing Niangchong: I, I, I am fine

[Principal Shou] Three points of water: Xiao Qingqing, be reserved!

[Screenwriter] Honghua Lycoris: Even typing stutters, Xiao Qingqing, you are hopeless

[Director] A sprig of wormwood in the snow: Shanglu, you scumbag, don't bully Xiao Qingqing! ! Pia!(o‵-′)ノ”(ノ﹏<.)

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: Since Qing Niangchong agrees, let's change CP

[Main Attack] Shanglu: I have no opinion

[Planning] Chicken Mother Beads: Cough cough!You think we are dead!

[Planning] Chicken Mother Pearl: CP is not what you say, you can change it! (; '⌒`)

[Main Attack] Shanglu: What did you say?

[Screenwriter] Lycoris safflower: Sow, I will mourn for you for a minute

[Planning] Chicken mother beads: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ I didn’t say anything

[Master Shou] Three points of water: Where is the future?

[Planning] Chicken mother beads: what is that (ˇˇ)

[Main actor accepts] Three points of water: →_→

Of course, Lin Qingfeng knew that Shanglu was just talking, and it was harmless to make a joke. Chimuzhu and the others had already appointed personnel, so it was impossible to refute it like this. He couldn't bear it, and he still had a little expectation in his heart. His original intention of entering the online matching circle was to After contacting Phytophthora, not only seeing a live Phytophthora, but also talking to him, is already very happy, and he cannot ask too much.

[Planning] Chicken Mother Beads: For the sake of fairness, let's speak with facts. Tonight, two pairs will audition to see which pair has more CP, and then we dismantle it! ! O(*≧▽≦)ツ See you on YY tonight, you must be there! !

[Screenwriter] Lycoris safflower: A crazy suggestion, but I like it

[Director] A Sprig of Artemisia on Snow: No Comments

[Main actor Shou] Three o'clock water: This is the first time I have seen such a casual crew member

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: Xiao Shui Shui, it seems that we are destined not to become CP

[Main actor accepts] Three points of water: Who wants to CP with you (╯‵ ′)╯ノ┻━┻☆

[Main Attack] Shanglu: Where's Xiao Qingqing?did you mean

[Shou [-]] Qing Niang Chong: I am here, I am here

[Shou [-]] Qing Niangchong: It’s all good, I’m free, but my sense of drama is relatively poor

[Main Attack] Shanglu: That's it, then they will definitely not demolish us, true love will not burn

[Later stage] Solanum nigrum: I always feel that something is weird...

[Art] Oleander: There is a kind of flirting with Xiaoshou

[Propaganda] Nandina: Is this still Shanglu's stupid mother Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

[Director] A sprig of wormwood in the snow: I can't bear to look directly at it (＊￣(エ)￣)

[Main player attack] Shanglu: You play, I will play first, Xiao Qingqing goodbye

[Shou [-]] Qing Niang Chong: Goodbye

[Principal Shou] Three points of water: Although we are acquaintances, but just being ignored like this, the young master is not open

[Attack [-]] Mo Yin: Xiao Shui Shui, you still have me

[Main role] Three points of water: roll the calf (ノ｀Д)ノ

Lin Qingfeng quietly watched Shanglu's profile picture go gray, and felt that his life also went gray, why did he become stupid when he met a male god's mouth, why couldn't he find an excuse to have a pleasant chat?

A sprig of wormwood in the snow: Xiao Qingqing, don’t be depressed, Phytophthora has gone to work, and there will be plenty of time to hook up with male gods in the future ([-]￣＾￣)[-]

Jiyue Qingfeng: Thank you, I am already very happy to have a few words with him, my request is not high ==

A sprig of wormwood on the snow: (寒￣ii￣)彡...彡...彡This won't work!Although I don't like my elder brother, he is definitely a good man, Xiao Qingqing, you must take him down, I will help you

Jiyue Qingfeng: This kind of thing cannot be forced ==

A sprig of wormwood on the snow: But they want you to be my sister-in-law (┳_┳)...

Jiyue Qingfeng: ...

Lin Qingfeng was about to be scorched by a sprig of wormwood in the snow. Although his hobby was men, it didn't mean he was going to change his gender.

Lu Xue can't jump to conclusions until she finds out her brother's real purpose, so this sadomasochism is not only Lin Qingfeng, but also her. QQ