my man is poison

In the evening, Lin Qingfeng went to YY after dinner. Although it was only 06:30 after he finished his meal, and the time agreed by the crew would be at [-] o'clock, he still actively went online.Ji Muzhu posted a recruitment post, today is just an audition, there is no mention of a CP at all.

【Time guest drama group】

[Propaganda] Nan Tianzhu: I saw Xiao Qingqing, and there are people who are older than me

[Shou [-]] Qing Niang Chong: It's just boring

[Principal Shou] Three o'clock water: Xiao Qingqing has arrived?Wait for me, I'll be right there ε==(づ′▽`)づ

[Shou [-]] Qing Niang Chong: OK

Three Points Water moved very quickly, but within a minute, he saw the man wearing a yellow vest. This was YY from the show, and Lin Qingfeng was just a little white horse when he came here for the first time. He was in the crowd and Three Points Water could not find him.

Three o'clock water opened the microphone and said: "Where are you, Xiao Qingqing, please tap me privately so that I can see your waving arms."

Today is CV recruitment, just this gorgeous scholar-bureaucrat group makes everyone excited. Knowing that there must be Phytophthora in the toxic group, it is a master. It is not easy to see a living master. It is not easy to dub with a live master. It's even more difficult. If you don't seize the opportunity, there will be no second time!And the most unbelievable thing is that this is Qingfengda's article!It's unbelievable that Qingfengda actually authorized it!So when the recruitment post was posted, it verified the sentence "this post will be popular"!

So it can't be said that Lin Qingfeng came early, there are already hundreds of people gathered on YY, and he is just a minority.

Poison House fan 1: Is this the voice of Three Points Water Silly Mom?

Toxic fan 2: Is it three o'clock water silly mother?Three o'clock water silly mother who are you calling?

Fan 1: Three o'clock water silly mother, are you the main character?I really like the voice of the silly mother ah ah ＼(≧Д≦)＜

Jiyue Qingfeng: I am here

Fan 2: The scholar-bureaucrats in the poison group only do dramas about Shanglu’s silly mother, Shanglu’s silly mother must be the main character, Sandianshui’s silly mother and Shanglu’s silly mother are a good match, please lead, "Dew" will be promoted for a lifetime

Fan 3: same request

Fan 4: I heard that Mo Yin's silly mother is also there, why do I have a cute "ink"

Fan 5: I am cute too

The management of the poison house is banned from public screen for 1 minute

Lin Qingfeng felt powerless seeing his news drowned in the crowd in an instant. Everyone was too excited. He clicked on the private chat with three water, and repeated it again. After three seconds, he turned red, and received three A private chat with some water.

Three Points of Water: Haha, I personally put on a red mandarin jacket for you, so festive

Three o'clock water: There are too many people here, let's go down and talk

The sound of water droplets sounded, and Lin Qingfeng was dragged to a small dark room by the three o'clock water. He could completely predict how the fans above would frantically swiping the screen.

Three points of water: "The baby is scared to death, those girls are poisonous."

Three o'clock water: "Xiao Qingqing opened the mic to talk, I have never heard your voice, turn on the mic, turn on the mic, don't think that you hide in the mic and don't turn on the mic, I don't know, you have the ability to YY , if you have the ability to open the mic, hahahaha."

No one cares about him, and you can entertain yourself at three o'clock water. Lin Qingfeng thought that if this continues, how far three o'clock water can be played. Unable to hold up three o'clock water and kept yelling at him, Lin Qingfeng turned on the microphone: "I'm .”

Three o'clock water: "Sure enough, it's cold and cold, and I can't help but get pregnant every minute. Fortunately, my master has enough concentration."

"..." Lin Qingfeng chose to quickly change the subject of the three-point water nympho: "Have you had dinner so early?"

Three o'clock water: "Not yet? But my family is doing it. I just came back from school and I'm waiting to feed you. I saw you coming up in the group and came over to have a look."

Lin Qingfeng: "So they have family members."

Three o'clock water: "Yes, I'm a married man, and I won't rob you of Shanglu's idiot, you can take it carelessly and take him down. I'll cheer you up, yoxi."

Lin Qingfeng was a little frustrated: "Am I acting obvious?"

Three Points of Water: "It's not very obvious, but it's very obvious. The temperament of a brain-dead fan is undoubtedly exposed in front of Shanglu every minute."

San Dian Shui just thought that Lin Qingfeng's relationship with Phytophthora was the kind of idiotic plot of a fan towards a male god, and didn't think about it.Lin Qingfeng thought that his intentions were known to everyone, and felt himself blushing every minute, "He is the male god I have been thinking about for so many years, of course I am a veteran fan,"

The three-point water language taught Lin Qingfeng how to catch up with the male god earnestly, "I tell you, to chase the male god, you should do everything you can, and play all kinds of cuteness. The first step is to add the male god's penguin number, and set a fixed point every day Harassment, cough, not harassment, but greetings, such as: good morning, have you eaten, good night, I miss you, I love you, etc. Silence is golden and worthless, you must let him know that you care He, regardless of whether he responds or not and treats him coldly after a month, he will definitely think of you immediately if he is not used to it, and you can't get it every minute."

Lin Qingfeng was about to say, "Are you very experienced?" Three o'clock screamed from the headset, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I mispronounced, this is chasing boyfriends, not gods, little boy Don't worry, Qingqing, I'll find out how to chase after male gods."

As soon as Lin Qingfeng was moved, he asked San Dian Shui to give him a screenshot of the passage he saw just now, and then saved it!This is a very important strategy.

San Dian Shui did not know where to find how to chase after a male god, and was teaching Lin Qingfeng the knowledge word by word. It came from the wheat at three o'clock water, "Baby, what are you doing? It's time to eat."

Three o'clock water responded "Come right away", said goodbye to Lin Qingfeng and got off.

Lin Qingfeng was still on the spot, that voice must be San Dian Shui's so-called family members, but why is it so familiar?It should be someone in the circle, otherwise it would be impossible to be so familiar.

After finally waiting until eight o'clock, everyone in the crew had already arrived. Lin Qingfeng searched for a vest called "Buddha" among the vast vests, but to no avail.Lin Qingfeng immediately thought of it again, Shanglu's stupid mother rarely comes to this occasion, and she probably won't come now.Even knowing the result, I still couldn't help but feel disappointed.

Jimuzhu also invited several senior planning directors in the club to select the CV together. When it came time for the real audition, many people who had heard of it and those who had never heard of it, including Pink Little Transparent, came up to audition one after another. "Time Passenger" is a suspense novel with a relatively large structure. There are many characters and complex relationships in it. There is no real protagonist and supporting role. In this scene, everyone is the protagonist, so there are many characters.

It was almost ten o'clock when the audition ended, and Lin Qingfeng persisted until the last minute to make sure whether Shanglu would come or not, in case the ghost came.But the fact is that Lin Qingfeng didn't see a ghost, and Shanglu didn't come, but he got another huge piece of information.

Chicken Mother Pearl finalized the remaining CVs, and one after another, only the people who usually hang up were left in the entire room. A few people decided to find a small room to chat and prepare melon seeds.

Chicken Mother Pearl: "Why do I feel that the voice of Ling Cangmang who auditioned today is so familiar, I can't remember who it is."

Nan Tianzhu: "Could it be the vest of some great god?"

A sprig of wormwood on the snow: "Holy shit, that's unbelievable, we use all great gods in this drama, it's simply super gods."

Lin Qingfeng interjected: "Have you forgotten that I am a newcomer?"

A sprig of wormwood on the snow: "It's okay, it's okay, a newcomer will become an old man sooner or later."

Three Points of Water: "We'll discuss newcomers and old people later. I'm very interested in this Ling Cangmang now. He has successfully attracted my attention. There is actually someone more popular than my voice!"

A devilish laugh broke out from Oleander's side: "Three Dian Shui silly mother finally admits that she has suffered."

At three o'clock, the water began to explode: "Get out, my father is a big onslaught."

Mo Yin chuckled lightly: "Are you a big onslaught?"

Three o'clock water: "It's safe to press you!"

Lin Qingfeng: "Pfft~"

Lin Qingfeng listened to everyone's unscrupulous conversations, and drank coffee leisurely to refresh himself, but when Mo Yin opened his voice, his joy turned into sadness, and he sprayed a mouthful of coffee on the display screen.

Three Dian Shui: "Little Qingqing, I misread you! I thought you were the only one here who knew me well, and now even you are cooperating with them to slander me, it really makes me sad! oh~"

Lin Qingfeng replied speechlessly: "I didn't spray you."

Three points of water: "I knew you still love me, tell me who you sprayed on?"

Lin Qingfeng cleared his throat, a little afraid to speak out, for fear of being silenced, "It's Mo Yin's silly mother."

The audience was silent for a second, and the earphones heard the sound of water hitting the table at three o'clock, and then laughed loudly: "You did a good job, you should spray on people like him, sanctimonious guys."

Lin Qingfeng supported his forehead, wondering if he knew the reason why he suddenly sprayed water at three o'clock.Mo Yin is the same great god as Shang Lu, and has cooperated with Shang Lu in many radio dramas. Lin Qingfeng is also very familiar with him. Now that I think about it, isn't it Mo Yin who heard the voice from the three o'clock water microphone just now?No wonder it's so familiar.

Lin Qingfeng decided to have a private chat about three o'clock water, he couldn't let such good gossip go.

Jiyue Qingfeng: Three o'clock water silly mother, I know your Mimi~

Lin Qingfeng had a gossipy expression on his face, and smiled with a bit of malicious intentions. In a moment of excitement, he sent the word "Mimi" directly.

Three dots of water: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ I hate it, I won’t show you my mimi

Jiyue Qingfeng: It's a secret

Three points of water: Your input method has exposed you o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Jiyue Qingfeng: ...

Jiyue Qingfeng: Let’s get to the point, I know what kind of relationship you have with Moyin’s silly mother~~~

Three points of water: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Three points of water: You actually used wavy lines~~~~~~

Jiyue Qingfeng: Where is your focus!

Three points of water: what's the point?no point

Jiyue Qingfeng: Shouldn't the point be that I know about your relationship with Moyin's silly mother?

Three points of water: If you know it, you know it, and we didn't intend to hide it, let it be, who let you stupid human beings never find out, people originally thought that if everyone knew, then I would be able to show my affection justifiably , but no one knows, my heart is broken into pieces (;_;)/~~~

Jiyue Qingfeng: ...

Jiyue Qingfeng: Then should I publicize your relationship, everyone will know about it

Three o'clock water: It doesn't matter, the young master is still very low-key o(*////▽////*)q

Jiyue Qingfeng: ...

A sprig of wormwood on the snow: "Why don't you talk anymore?"

Mo Yin: "The two little ones went to discuss with Mimi."

Chicken Mother Pearl: "What Mimi, I pretended not to understand."

Nan Tianzhu: "Is it really okay to talk about this? But I like it, hahahaha."

Three Points of Water: "Everyone says it's Mimi! Of course, only we know, but I can provide Xiao Qingqing's Mimi's information for free, and if you want to contact me privately."

Lin Qingfeng: "Enough."