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Messi's specious ambiguity is like water falling into a pan of oil, and netizens are boiling like a frying pan. Countless fans ran to Messi's social accounts to press for the truth of the matter, some wailing, insulting, and others. Excitement and encouragement, the chaotic melee together, detonated the hot search.Naturally, the media wouldn't miss such a grand event, sharpening their knives and splitting up, jumping up and down to find a sense of presence.

Bi Xia was really killed by Messi, "If you can't speak, you can give me your tongue for safekeeping." He stuck out his tongue and made a threatening gesture of cutting it off.

Messi rubbed his throat, "I use the subjunctive mood, and my grammar is completely correct." He looked confident, "Besides, what I said is from the bottom of my heart. If I were a girl, I would definitely pursue you immediately."

Bi Xia's words were choked in his throat like this, and then he heard Messi ask with his big face, "Hey, will you marry me?" Xi hurriedly added a premise, "Well, if I were a girl..."

"Hahahaha!" Bi Xia's expression changed to "you're teasing me", girls who grow up to be like Messi will cry blind.Mei Xi couldn't hold back Bi Xia's smiling face, she was ashamed and annoyed, her face was so red that it seemed to swell again.

Bi Xia laughed enough, touched his chin, crossed his hands on his chest, and said seriously, "If you were a girl, I would consider it. After all, brother is not a superficial man. I heard that every fat man is a potential stock... ..."

The previous words coaxed Messi to smile, and squeaked like a mouse, but when Bi Xia said that he was fat, he quit, and opened his clothes to reveal his well-developed abdominal muscles.Since he began to strictly regulate his diet, Messi's muscles have indeed become more obvious.

show off!Bi Xia dug out the photos he had just taken two days ago, with his white shirt open and his suit pants half-spanning his waist, showing off the same perfect abs. He even had two more mermaid lines than Messi, look It makes people unable to hold it.

Messi sucked in a breath of hopeless air, and muttered stiffly that the two of them had similar abs, while staring at the photo, eyes squinting into two lines, Lei's Bixia really wanted to get him out of it. It was picked out from the screen and beat to death, "What the hell do you look like, you are so ugly!"

Bi Xia and Messi laughed and cursed to expose the suspected confession incident, but the media was like a shark, they smelled the fishy smell and bit it up, how could they be willing to spit out the meat in their mouths.Messi's confession incident was fermented and became the most explosive and entertaining news of the month, occupying the headlines of the two major sections of sports and entertainment for a long time.

The original plan of Bi Xia's public relations team was to let this news cool off automatically, deliberately explaining that a scandal that was taken out of context seems worthless here, and ignoring it is the best way to deal with it.But I didn't expect to prevent the media, and a group of fans spontaneously fueled the flames.

"Together", "Beauty and the Beast, cute contrast", "Football Romeo and Juliet", "Your Majesty and Princess Sissi"...all kinds of messy things are haunting.People who don't know the ins and outs can easily be misled, thinking that Bi Xia and Mei Xiai are about to come out of the closet.Just when the city was full of storms, some inexplicable psychiatrists jumped out and said that homosexuality in football is not an isolated phenomenon, but due to homophobia in football and career pursuits, most of them suppress themselves and pretend to be no different from ordinary people.

Chinese fans almost put a homosexual hat on Bi Xia's head when they saw it. They cursed that this was a conspiracy by Westerners. When is it, even if you want to gain a sense of presence, you have to wait until the limelight passes.I really thought that homosexuality was something fun, and the veiled selling of corruption would attract some fans, but directly rising to the perspective of homosexuality would only force Bi Xia to retire early.

Fearing that the situation would slip into an uncontrollable vortex of public opinion, Bi Xia looked directly at the camera, "This was originally a joke, don't you think this is Messi's conspiracy, he is jealous of my handsomeness."

"Ghosts are jealous, I still think I'm the most handsome in football." Messi closed his eyes and said nonsense, this confident words made a bunch of paparazzi haha, is it because Messi's eyesight is not good?Even if there is no Bixia, there are Ronaldo and Kaka, where is it his turn to be the first coach.

Bi Xia and Messi messed around and scolded each other. Real Madrid and Barcelona couldn't wait to roll up their sleeves and join the battle when they saw the younger brother spitting.Teammates from the two teams joined in enthusiastically, and the news of the brawl between Barcelona and Real Madrid covered up the gossip.Where these two giants flew over, they left a field of chicken feathers.

A good show has twists and turns, and one after another, the onlookers shouted and enjoyed it, and even shouted encore to Bi Xia and Messi at the end of the play, which made Bi Xia almost unable to speak up.The emotional crowd was purely for fun, but he and Messi were terrified, racking their brains to engage in public relations for fear of being caught by a trick.

It was in this situation that Balotelli used both ribs as a brother. After he made himself a headline, he succeeded in decompressing Bixia.Balotelli was injured after he transferred to Manchester City, and he was restless when he returned to Italy to recuperate, causing troubles.

When Balot was bored, he drove out with his cousin. When they drove to the women's prison, they broke in because the prison gate was open.The prison saw someone driving in and thought someone was going to rob the prison, so they immediately dispatched police to surround Balotelli's luxury car.After the incident was exposed, Balotelli's agent immediately stood up and clarified, "He just broke into the prison out of curiosity and apologized when he left the prison."

The agent's wording whitewashed Balotelli's innocence, but it couldn't resist the controversy. Some people said that Balotelli was such a child, and some maliciously speculated that he was interested in a woman in prison.Amidst all the turmoil, the scandal between Bi Xia and Messi has become a thing of the past, and it seems that they can't even talk about it.Bixia called Balotelli to sincerely thank him, but was yelled at.

Just because the media let Bi Xia go, it doesn't mean that no one will pursue this matter.Mourinho thought he knew Bi Xia better than anyone else. From the beginning of the scandal, he did not believe that Bi Xia and Messi had nothing to do in private, so he called Bi Xia into a small dark room and locked him up as soon as he relaxed.

Bi Xia's heart was pounding, and his mouth was stiff, "Mexi and Messi have no love or hatred... Don't stare at me, once you are fierce, you will grow old quickly!"

Mourinho laughed, the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes became more and more obvious, adding a bit of the vicissitudes of an old man's maturity.

"Little liar, I'm here to fool your master. When you poke your little butt, I know what shit you want to shit."

"Sir, you are too rude." Bi Xia leaned over and sat with half of his body next to Mourinho. Mourinho thought he was annoying, so he pushed and pushed, and Bi Xia stuck to it like a piece of brown sugar. Under Mourinho's nose.

"If you have nothing to do with Messi, how could he provoke you. After provoking you, you still eagerly go to refute the rumors. It's embarrassing to be so stupid."

My dog ​​leg?

"Sir, are you saying that every time you tease Guardiola's bitch..." In Mourinho's eyes that wanted to kill people, "You bitch? Bitch... See! I can't see you, I'm worried that you are smiling, smiling so much Okay..." Bi Xia had an idea and hummed to Mourinho.

Mourinho has no nympho, so Bi Xia can get away with just a few expressions.Bi Xia was driven mad by his husband's machine gun. He tousled his hair, lay on the table with his arms outstretched, and honestly explained his past with Messi.

"To sum it up, it means leaving home, cherishing each other, childhood sweethearts, falling in love and killing each other."

Mourinho picked up the tome on the table and whipped Bi Xia. This kid and Messi really practiced what life is like a play, and they are all movie kings.After getting the answer he wanted, Mourinho waved Bi Xia to leave quickly. Bi Xia felt a trace of sadness of throwing it away from this movement like chasing a chicken.Suddenly remembering that Mourinho was starting an "all-out war" against Barcelona, ​​Bixia's eyes drifted towards Mr. uncontrollably, and his voice was full of uncertainty, "Mr. , charged with collaborating with the enemy in secret?"

Mourinho smiled. The reason why he encouraged Real Madrid soldiers to pour all their firepower on Barcelona on and off the field, civilized and military, civilized and uncivilized, was to arouse Real Madrid's anger to fight against Barcelona.

"The big guys at Real Madrid almost lost to Barcelona. I found that only hatred can arouse the dissatisfaction of this group of people." Mourinho did everything he could to restore Real Madrid's blood. can be called a model worker.

"As for you, being able to get along with Messi for so many years without being pissed off by his talent, you are considered a pervert."

"You really don't blame me for courting Messi in private?" Bi Xia asked, licking his face.

"The media said that you were almost cutting each other with swords." Mourinho wanted to take advantage of the curtain raised by the media to continue to stage the two kings' struggle for hegemony.

"It won't stop us from dating?" Bi Xia needed further assurance.

Mourinho's brows were frowned, why did Bi Xia become so verbose when he met Messi.He looked at his apprentice with dissatisfaction, he had so much free time to do such a thing when he was full.

"As the head coach of Real Madrid, I definitely put the interests of the team first. Just like I praised you as better than Messi, although I said it myself, it does not mean that I really think so. Even if I am in football What's going on, it's definitely not about you and Messi: it's only a problem between Real Madrid coach and Barcelo. So please don't think I'm a *tyrant, and it's sick to be sentimental, please finish eating Medicine and training again."

Seeing Bixia come out of the small black room with a disheveled face, the teammates all had an intuitive feeling for Mourinho's cruelty, and they were able to train Bixia, a godson, until he was out of his wits. They were not bombarded every minute There was no scum left, and the training attitude under the shock was a little more correct.

Although Mourinho has established personal authority in the team, the team's subsequent performance is not good, and Real Madrid's finishing touches are very bad.Because of this, boos sounded at the Bernabéu stadium, fans have begun to express dissatisfaction with the team, and the nickname of C Luo Lang's shooting king has also been spread.

Among all the players in Real Madrid, Ronaldo is the one who is most persistent in chasing goals. He returned to the team after recovering from injury and was eager to show himself. Unfortunately, after a dozen shots in one game, he hugged a duck egg, but he was picked up by Bi Xia. up.

The unsatisfactory league made Real Madrid vent their anger on their opponents in the Champions League group stage. Even if Ajax had Cruyff's trick, they still lost to Real Madrid 0:2.At the Bernabéu Stadium, although Mourinho's team started their Champions League journey with 2:0, it is a pity that facing Ajax, Real Madrid still lacks precision in finishing.

Real Madrid shot 36 times in the whole game, but only scored 2 goals, one of which was the opponent's own goal. Ronaldo, Bixia and Ozil's trident shots reached 1 times, of which Ronaldo had as many as 29 times, but only 17 hit the goal. Ronaldo was booed by the home fans, which also made Ronaldo, who loves to be competitive, feel uncomfortable.In the second half, especially after Bi Xia expanded the score, Ronaldo's eagerness to break through was written directly on his face.Bi Xia saw it, and naturally hoped that Ronaldo could get out of the scoring shortage.In the 5nd minute, Bixia crossed the goalkeeper to find Ronaldo in the penalty area, but Ronaldo let the ball roll between his legs like a ghost, and missed the opportunity to hit an empty goal.

Many fans were dumbfounded, and couldn't help making fun of the goal: "I've scored all the goals..."

The comments on the scene also sharply pointed out that if Ronaldo's shot was more accurate, then Real Madrid would not have won 2:0, and it is entirely possible to win 10:0.

If the September schedule is considered an exam, then Real Madrid's score is not too high, but Bixia and Ozil are the only two who have been scored high by Real Madrid fans.Especially Ozil, the German midfielder showed perfect technical details. As long as the ball reaches his feet, Real Madrid can see the light of the goal.Bixia also conquered the picky Bernabeu fans in just 9 games. When Real Madrid's forward line was in a downturn, he carried the banner of offense with stable and excellent performance, which was the most important point for Real Madrid to grab points. .

"Ozil's command is decided, Bixia's final decision", this is the summary of the young pair of Bixia and Ozil by the Spanish newspaper "Aspen".

Ozil can't speak Spanish, and he can't speak English well, which affects his speed of integration into the team.In such a lack of social environment, Ozil naturally fell in love with Bixia who was an acquaintance, and even dragged Bixia to the toilet.While the two were walking together, Bixia found that Ozil looked like a shy and good boy, but his biggest interest every night was nightclubs; he obviously had a vegetarian face, but he liked everything, and no matter how old the other party was As long as he has breasts, he is not afraid that those old bacon will break his small white teeth.

After two days of hanging out with Ozil, Bixia retreated. Besides helping the overturned vinegar bottle in Catalan, he needed to calm down.It seems that I have stayed with Messi for a long time, and my aesthetics have dropped dramatically. No one is as cute as Messi's big face, and no one is as petite as Messi. The gourd-like figure looks very tempting It is strong, but it feels hot to the touch as if it was burnt.

Bixia asked Ozil to forcefully memorize the Spanish for asking the price, and then gave him a calculator. The bargaining was all done on the computer, and any passer-by would know the meaning of the Arabic numerals.Bixia disappeared from the nightclub after being on the lace news for a few days. Fortunately, he ran fast. Ozil, who was infatuated with the nightclub girl, was punished by Mourinho for running laps and was stuffed with an inflatable doll. Let him fumble around in the locker room before going home.Ozil was so ashamed that he wanted to bury his head in his crotch, and hypnotized himself: I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me!

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After Real Madrid struggled in the league, Barcelona's good start could not be maintained.In the situation where all the powerful horses stumbled, Valencia's state was the most stable.In October, neither Barcelona nor Real Madrid took the lead in the standings, but Valencia, the Bat Corps.Unexpectedly, Valencia lost the absolute main players such as Villa, Silva, Marchena and Alexis this year. After the big change, it still maintains a strong competitiveness, which is indeed impressive. It's a pity that the weaknesses of the stars are not highlighted so that they cannot gain an advantage in the tough battle. The "Bat Legion" only encountered tenacious resistance from Atletico Madrid on the way to triumphantly. After being tied by Atletico Madrid at home, Valencia performed mediocre in front of strong enemies Barcelona and Mallorca.A week ago, the Bat Legion, which gave fans the fantasy of changing the pattern, lost all hope within 7 days, and was regained the top position by the well-equipped Barcelona.

Seeing that Barcelona was back on track, Real Madrid fans became anxious and began to question Mourinho's ability.It was Mourinho's favorite Ibrahimovic when he was in Inter Milan that caused Mu's Real Madrid version 1.0 to almost capsize.

On October 10, Ibrahimovic originally did not plan to play in the group stage between AC Milan and Real Madrid. He was worried that Mourinho would be too familiar with his own style and drag Milan down. The chairman of AC Milan, Mr. Bei, did not accept this ridiculous reason, so he had to issue a red-headed document to force Ibrahimovic to play. Unexpectedly, the Swedish tower gave Real Madrid a heavy blow at the Bernabeu home court.

Since the fans entered the game, Real Madrid fans and AC Milan fans have never stopped singing or even scolding each other, because this game is entangled with too many grievances and hatreds. AC Milan's Seedorf and Robinho have both Playing for Real Madrid, Ronaldinho and Ibrahimovic played for Real Madrid's rival Barcelona.

In less than a minute of the game, a fan broke through the heavy blockade of the stadium security and rushed into the stadium.As a result, the 1 players on the field became spectators instead, admiring the "eagle and chicken" game between the unexpected intruder and the security guard.The fan walked around more than half of the stadium before finally slipping and being "sent" off the field by the security guards.

Then the game continued. In the 14th minute, Ronaldo took a free kick 23 meters in front of the goal and went through the gap in the wall into the lower right corner, 1:0!The Real Madrid fans forgot that they were still spraying Ronaldo just now. After Ronaldo opened the scoring, they dedicated their applause to Ronaldo with their swollen faces.Only 1 minute later, Real Madrid made another victory! Cristiano Ronaldo broke free from the left and cut into the penalty area to pass low. Bi Xia pushed with his right foot 13 meters in front of the goal and shot the center defender's right shoulder, which turned into a lob into the upper left corner of the net, and the score became 2:0.

Bi Xia's goal made the Chinese fans watching the game feel their presence constantly. They shouted Bi Xia's name and begged him to look back.The chairman of Real Madrid looked kindly at the Chinese fans who came from afar, thinking of the jerseys and peripheral income contributed by the Chinese fans, he really wanted to kiss each of them.

If the 2:0 score can be maintained until the end, this game will be a complete treat for Real Madrid fans.It's a pity that Ibrahimovic broke out in the second half, and shot into the net after three players in a row.The goal full of violent aesthetics completely aroused AC Milan's hormones, and AC Milan fans sang for Ibrahimovic.

Listening to his name, Ibrahimovic seemed to have found his feeling of being the king in Inter Milan, and finally the buzzer was one second away.Many Real Madrid fans were so frightened that their feet were limp. Fortunately, the linesman had good eyesight and raised the flag to signal offside. Otherwise, there would definitely be Real Madrid fans in need of first aid in the hospital that night.

Fortunately among the misfortunes, Real Madrid finally won the game. Of course, this cannot offset the fans' confusion and anger towards Mourinho. The fans and the media dislike his team for not playing at the level of mercury.The fans seem to want to recover the price of shock from Mourinho. From his ability to character, even the grape blood has become the source of his despicableness.

Mourinho refrained from speaking, and declined all interviews, saying that he was preparing for the Madrid derby on November 11th.The seemingly invincible Mourinho turned into a violent lion before the Derby. During training, he ate 4 pieces of chewing gum in an hour, and couldn't restrain his temper and threw a mineral water bottle. This shows the pressure from the media and Real Madrid fans. so big.

Spain has a very high enthusiasm for the Madrid derby, but the players of Real Madrid are all used to the derby. In their eyes, only the battle with Barcelona can lift his spirits. They only want to get 3 points against Atletico Madrid. The same city derby needs better opponents.