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In football, people in La Liga call Erren Zhuan. The specific situation is that Barcelona and Real Madrid compete for the championship, and the other teams in La Liga compete for the third.There are rumors in the world that there is a Western Super League above La Liga, and the gap between other teams and Real Madrid and Barcelona is insurmountable. The other teams other than the top two are more like player suppliers for the two giants of La Liga. In the 2010-2011 season, Mourinho is undoubtedly the biggest highlight of the new season. Although he can upgrade the duo hegemony, he cannot change the disjointed La Liga.

The existence of the La Liga duo has given many fans the illusion: Except for Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​​​the other teams in La Liga are melons.As everyone knows, in the European arena, the teams outside the No.3 in La Liga will always cheat and slag the seconds of other leagues.The Europa League is dominated by La Liga. The champion of the Europa League in the 2009-2010 season is Real Madrid's cousin Atletico Madrid. On August 2010, 8, the 28th UEFA Super Cup was held between Inter Milan and Atletico Madrid.

After Bixia left Inter Milan, Balotelli also responded to the call of his mentor Mancini without hesitation and went to Manchester City, a local tycoon in the Premier League.With the backing of the oil daddy, Blue Moon is waving checks in the transfer market to search for players. The style of spending money like water far exceeds that of Chelsea, which has just settled in Abramovich.

After losing the twin stars of Bixia and Balotelli, Inter Milan chairman Moratti renewed his contract with a high salary and the hero of the Triple Crown. The team retained the championship team relatively completely.Just when Inter Milan launched an impact on the six-time champion Albert, Atletico Madrid beat Inter Milan with a fist.

Bi Xia covered his face with his hands, and couldn't help showing his fingertips to pay attention to the progress of the game: one a day!Hurry up and have one!

Bi Xia's cry did not bring good luck to Inter Milan, but was blasted twice by Atletico Madrid.In 10 minutes, Atletico Madrid captured Inter Milan 2-0 to win the cup.Atlético become kings of Europe!

After the Spanish team won the World Cup, the clubs from Spain put their football banner on the top of Europe, and the Spanish media can once again praise their own country's team wantonly.Atletico Madrid's 19-year-old goalkeeper De Gea also became popular overnight. At the last moment of the game, he judged the direction of Milito's penalty kick and saved it sideways with one hand, adding his own color to the upcoming champion.

For a while, Madrid's eyes focused on De Gea, and they brought Bi Xia to hype together.In this way, two young teenagers were placed on two ends of the balance, one was the goalkeeper and the other was the striker. The relationship between the two was originally a spear and a shield. In addition, Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid are rivals in the same city that must be trampled to death. The media Coincidentally, the Madrid Derby began to be hyped.The Inter Milan fans came back from the shadow of losing, and seeing the conflict in Madrid, they couldn't help but get involved and cheered for Bixia.The mouthpieces of Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid also agreed on a conflict: After the Madrid derby, let's see if the spear is sharp or the shield is strong!

No one expected that the first media scuffle in La Liga in the 2009-2010 season was not about Barcelona and Real Madrid, nor Guardiola and Mourinho's first coach battle, but dedicated to two 20-year-old players. Young teenager.La Liga has also begun to present turbulent disputes. Following the two rulers of Barcelona and Real Madrid, a challenger with outstanding strength such as Atletico Madrid has appeared in the new season.

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"The World Cup defeat didn't affect Messi."

"Messi did not score in this World Cup, but he scored a hat-trick in the Super Cup, and today he scored so quickly in the first game, which shows that Messi still belongs to Barcelona. He deserves to be the best player in the world today. Hot star!"

Messi's nimble figure made the fans mesmerized. Seeing this little chubby body galloping hard across the court, Barcelona fans suddenly felt that the Argentine fans were too harsh.Messi is still young, he needs time to become the core leader of the team.

When Barcelona took the lead, the TV camera focused on Guardiola who was leisurely on the sidelines.

Careful Mourinho commented: "Look at how shiny his leather shoes are, he's a coquettish fox."

And after the newly joined Villa scored a goal to seal the victory in the 62nd minute, Bixia was under great pressure: "Barcelona's new signings are so fierce!" There is no way for people to survive!If he doesn't score today, Bi Xia can imagine the bloody storm tomorrow.

Seeing that Messi was dissatisfied with receiving a yellow card, Bi Xia quickly added a voice-over for the referee: "I'm blowing the whistle, you shut up!"

The teammates laughed silently, they were used to Inter Milan's strange laughter, but Bi Xia was quite uncomfortable with Real Madrid's subtle smile.Hearing only his own wild and unrestrained laughter echoing in the living room, Bi Xia sat on the sofa with his legs crossed in embarrassment, and buried his face in his knees.Then he got up too far, leaned back, and fell back with the sofa.Just as Bi Xia was kicking around, eyes closed and ready to fall on his back, C Luo, who was sitting in the back, stretched out his legs lazily, his feet stepped on the back of the sofa, and pushed it against the sofa.

Bi Xia grabbed the back of the sofa with both hands, raised his eyebrows at C Luo, "Thank you."

C Luo curled his lips, and when Bi Xia turned around, he took off his shoes and put his big stinky feet on the back of the sofa.With a slight side of Bi Xia's face, he could touch Ronaldo's big feet.

Ten thousand alpacas were dancing disco in his heart, Bi Xiaping raised the corners of his eyes and squinted at Ronaldo. C Luo tilted his head and looked at the big screen without squinting. His five toes moved provocatively in front of Bi Xia's eyes.

Bi Xia was about to give Ronaldo some color, and Barcelona scored the third goal, completely torturing the opponent, and easily won the opening match.Bi Xia saw that Barcelona's opponents were being abused, and he was so distraught that he wandered around the court like a wandering spirit.It is a torture for ordinary teams to play against Barcelona, ​​because the Barcelona players are too good at handling the ball, and they cannot grab the ball without fouling.Barcelona's home stadium, Camp Nou, has a bigger field, and opponents can't grab the ball even more.Barcelona seldom lose at home. Due to the irritation from Inter Milan last season, in the new season, the Camp Nou stadium administrators have reached an agreement that whoever dares to celebrate here after winning a game will turn on the faucet to bathe their opponents.

Hearing this small-bellied regulation, everyone in Real Madrid was embarrassed and embarrassed. This is obviously a special clause tailored for Real Madrid.Real Madrid's mouthpiece was like catching lice on Guardiola's bald head, spitting at Barcelona desperately, saying they were dwarfs who couldn't afford to lose.

Let’s not stop these trivial matters for the time being. Barcelona successfully passed the pressure on to Real Madrid by winning the first leg. Mu’s Real Madrid really can’t afford to lose in their first official match appearance, not to mention, new players such as Bixia and Ozil will follow. Make a collective debut in the game.Real Madrid is looking forward to a good start and a good sign for the new season.

Before the game, Özil clenched his hands nervously, his face was blushing, and his eyes were big and round. He looked like a mature clownfish, so ugly that he poked people's eyes, but his popularity was outrageous.Ozil's female fans will share Ozil's cuteness with everyone wherever they go, and protect Ozil to death, for fear that their little Ruaner will be bullied.

Ramos wondered where the girl's aesthetics went now, he shook his head, and gave a sexy look like Monroe.Everyone was vomited by his disgusting support against the wall, and Bi Xia said helplessly, "If you want to attract attention these days, you must be handsome..." He was just about to brag about himself, but his eyes were too good, and he saw Ronaldo with his hands on his hips , I casually posed my most handsome posture, and then I glanced at it, and I was killed countless times by Guti's intoxicating eyes.After comparing each other, Bi Xia fell into the arms of the male god without looking back.

"Either handsome as Guti, or ugly and shocking." His eyebrows raised and lowered, and he looked at Ozil meaningfully. The latter's hands and feet became more stiff amidst the laughter of the crowd, and his eyeballs bulged. of.Ozil's awkward appearance as a little daughter-in-law made people's palms itch, and they really wanted to bully him hard.

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Two hours later, at 8:30 on August 03th, Beijing time (00:29 on the 21th, local time in Spain), the focus of the first round of the 00-2010 Spanish Football League was played at the Son Moise Stadium. Madrid away to Mallorca.In this game, Real Madrid fans are looking forward to Bi Xia's debut and goals.In order to decompress, Mourinho tried his best to drive Bi Xia out of the starting lineup and put him on the bench.

When Chinese fans saw the starting lineup, they immediately felt sleepy. La Liga games usually start at midnight Beijing time.Perhaps because it kicks off late at night, the influence of La Liga in the Asian market is far less than that of the Premier League.In previous years, for Chinese fans, La Liga was nothing more than a rivalry between Real Madrid and Barcelona. It was like this every year, and there was nothing new.It's different now. Bi Xia joined Real Madrid to give Chinese fans a reason to stay up late.If Bi Xia's appearances are always on the bench, Chinese fans might as well wait until the next day to watch the game highlights or media reports.

Just as the Chinese fans complained, the game officially started.In the confrontation with Mallorca, Real Madrid had a clear advantage. In order to suppress their opponents, Real Madrid worked hard to improve the rhythm of the game. After Ronaldo's breakthrough was uprooted, Higuain's breakthrough directly shredded Mallorca's defense, but he lost his shot angle after passing a defender. Cristiano Ronaldo went over and cut inside, and Higuain almost got a single shot. Unfortunately, neither of these two men turned the upper hand into the final goal.

Mourinho did not make any adjustments at halftime. After being unable to attack for a long time, he arranged for Benzema and Ozil to replace Di Maria and Canales respectively in the 59th minute.There are now three forwards on the court, but Ronaldo, Higuain and Benzema seem to be wearing the wrong shoes, losing one-handedly in a row.As a last resort, Mourinho played his trump card and hooked his fingers to Bixia in 70 minutes, making a move like you.Bixia matched up and replaced Higuain.

Seeing the starlight of Real Madrid, the La Liga commentator couldn't help but sigh that Real Madrid has a lot of money, "But it is also because of the fierce competition for Real Madrid's main position. In addition to the Spanish international derby, it is estimated that Real Madrid's internal war of words will also be the theme throughout this season." Infighting is always the cycle of Real Madrid. theme.

As soon as Bi Xia came on the field, Chinese fans were calling for Brother Sina Chi.In order to compete for ratings, Sina live-streamed Real Madrid's first match on August 8, and decided to send Brother Chi to face other video sites.Due to the popularity of football, various TV stations and video sites competed for commentators. Sina Chess had no choice but to take the lead, and invited the romantic and talented Chi Ge.The fans rushed to tell each other, saying that they had to finish their blood before watching Brother Chi's commentary.

Facing a photo of the goddess Cheryl, this Brother Chi could write a thousand-word coquettish long essay.Many people are curious to give him a 22-minute live broadcast of 90 men, what kind of poem will he recite?

As soon as Bi Xia played, Brother Chi automatically turned into a wolf, and said politely, "Bi Xia is like jade, unparalleled in football."

Fortunately, Brother Chi is not only proficient in flair, but also has unique insights into football. He will only occasionally intersperse some lace during the game to adjust the atmosphere.However, when Bi Xia stumbled and insisted on breaking through, Brother Chi's attention was all on Bi Xia's long legs, and he couldn't stop admiring him.

As soon as Brother Chi's topic came up, the fans couldn't calm down. They all said that seeing Brother Chi's appearance with such a corrupt official temperament, they must know that he was coveting Bi Xia's beauty and talent.The fans advised Brother Chi to hold on, Bi Xia is not that good-looking, and they only watched Bi Xia's video 20 times over and over again.

The fans complained about their joy, but Bi Xia was running all over the field, staring at the football nervously. Ramos made a direct pass, but Bi Xia turned around to take the ball and pass it to the goal, but no one responded.Although I have been working with my teammates for a while, the cooperation is not tacit. Sometimes, Bi Xia feels that the situation between himself and his teammates is as if one is China Mobile and the other is China Telecom, and the signals are not compatible.

Mallorca was very satisfied with the draw, but began to delay the time. The mascot outside the field also held the ball and did not throw it back on the field. Every time the Mallorca players went to pick up the ball, their footsteps were zigzagging, as if they were walking cautiously on a swamp.Mourinho continued to express dissatisfaction for this and was also given a yellow card.

Real Madrid still had a chance at the last moment, but Bi Xia was frequently squeezed out of the field as a key monitoring object, but Mallorca's defensive players did not make any foul actions. In this situation, the referee cannot be expected to do justice.At 91 points, Bixia and Ozil finally had some sparks.Ozil looked up and looked ahead. With a long pass, the football flew towards Real Madrid's frontcourt. A flash of light passed through the Mallorca players and landed precisely at Bixia's feet, 20 meters away from the goal.

In the last 20 meters, does Bi Xia have a chance?Mallorca will not agree, but they have no ability to influence Bi Xia.

Just at the final countdown stage of the game, Bi Xia suddenly switched to the crazy mode, and the range of movements was directly increased by a few gears, and the momentum was immediately bursting, and he overtook in an instant!After exceeding one body position, Bi Xia kicked and shot.

After shooting, Bi Xia looked up at the eyeball net, in fact, he should have a bottom line in his heart.When the net was trembling, Bi Xia stretched out his index finger and made a gesture of 1, while the opponent's eyes were full of admiration.

Mourinho raised his arms and roared, and gave Bixia a thumbs up, as if praising him as the king of the frontcourt!

"Fuck, fuck, so handsome!!!"

"It's so handsome that I can suffocate, don't save me if I'm dead."

"My my my my! Mom, come and see your son-in-law!"

"Susu Susu Susu exploded, lick the screen and lick it! Bi Xia hug me!"

"Get out of the way, I want to take off my clothes, and my blood boils in the middle of the night! God damn it, the blood tank! Tomorrow is useless."

"Damn, come and see this man, he's so handsome, his blood pressure is rising..."

The male fans watched the barrage pop up one by one, densely covering the screen, and couldn't help shouting in their hearts: Can these dead women be more reserved!After being angry, they wept sadly while replaying Bi Xia's goal: If they fail to marry a wife, Bi Xia will be responsible!

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Mu's Real Madrid made a strong counterattack and declared their persistence in the La Liga championship with a difficult start.

"Real Madrid made a good start. In addition to Bixia's contribution, the team's support for the offensive line is the foundation. It is worth mentioning that Ozil's pass is just right, and Mallorca's defense line can be torn apart with one kick. Make an opening. As a spectator, watching Ozil and Bixia's pass and match is really a pleasure."

The debut of Bicha and Ozil was wonderful, and the commentators were not stingy with praise, and declared that this pair is worth looking forward to.

After Mourinho's first league game in charge of Real Madrid, he brought Real Madrid's new captain Guti to the press conference.Faced with the reporters' raised hands, Mourinho did not give them a chance to ask questions, and solemnly told the Spanish media reporters and fans: "After God, it is me."

There was a sudden bang, and the audience was silent. The Catalan media was so outraged by Mourinho's shamelessness, they poked the keyboard fiercely, and Mourinho was bound to let Mourinho see the horror of the Catalan media.When the eloquent Mourinho meets the Catalan media who are good at cartoons, the excitement outside the La Liga season in the new season will never be inferior to the game.

Mourinho was so angry that he was about to be sent to the hospital, and Guti was too embarrassed to continue firing. Besides, he was seeking transformation after taking on the role of captain, gradually moving closer to a mature and steady man, and was also driven by a sense of mission to forcibly change. Lost his fiery personality and the casualness of opening his mouth regardless.

The media can't help but feel that for a man to mature quickly, not only does he need a woman, but he also needs a responsibility that he likes to eat.

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La Liga has never lacked g-spots, and most of them are made by Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​but the first climax of La Liga came faster than people imagined.

After 5 rounds of La Liga, Real Madrid and Barcelona tied for first place in a strange way. When they win, they win together, and when they lose, they lose the chain in succession.By the end of the fifth round, the points and goal difference of Barcelona and Real Madrid were exactly the same, and because the two teams have not yet played against each other in the new season, the ranking of Real Madrid and Barcelona can only be temporarily ranked by the team's initials.

The La Liga fans expressed their frustration, don't bother to find a junior for Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​there is no junior in La Liga, Barcelona will always love Real Madrid, and Real Madrid will love Barcelona.Relying on the unique membership system, the love between Barcelona and Real Madrid does not know which year will be talked about.As far as the current situation is concerned, these two are stubbornly holding on to each other, and there is a feeling that the relationship is unswerving, and the sea is dry and rocks are rotten.

Before the national derby started, the bloody, grievances and grievances between Real Madrid and Barcelona had already attracted the attention of the world, far surpassing the focus of the Premier League and Serie A.As the third supernova born in 85 after Ronaldo and Messi, Bi Xia took it calmly under the stalking of the global media. Once he came to La Liga, he didn't need the so-called running-in period, and he directly loaded the bullet and surpassed Ronaldo to become Real Madrid. The most important scoring point (C Ronaldo did not score a goal in the first 5 rounds).

Bixia's rising momentum is very rapid, with goals equal to Messi's, 2 assists less than Messi's, and firmly sitting second in the La Liga scorer list.The reporters suddenly sensed something. Bi Xia, as the core of the 2009-2010 Triple Crown, even without the World Cup bonus, based on his flying data in the new season, he is definitely in the top three of the Golden Globes .

Just when the Chinese media built an altar for Bi Xia, the Spanish reporters were busy chasing and intercepting, asking Messi how he thought of the latecomer Bi Xia.

Messi looked shy, "If I were a woman, I think I would fall in love with him." As a result, a group of people were scared to death with just one mouth.

When Bi Xia was taking a shower, he heard Messi's confession coming from the TV. He shook his hand, and the soap fell to the floor with a thud, and slid to his feet.The little heart was also twitching non-stop as if it had been electrocuted, and it was so uncomfortable that it seemed to be broken.