football fanatic
Chapter 28: Seven Nights Extra: Without You
Thrilling victory in the battle
Playing Genoa is so strenuous, and facing the double attack of AC Milan and Juventus, how can such Inter Milan compete for the championship? Many people have no way to accept this game that is completely tied by luck.At the end of the First World War, the fans carried the blacks to the end, and no one escaped from the main force to the bench.
Quaresma has not performed well since he joined Inter Milan. He has naturally become a victim of the anger of the fans. His high net worth has aggravated the dislike of the Nerazzurri fans. Some radical fans put up banners at the entrance of the training base to mock him. : I didn't come like a god, but I came like Xiang.
Fans at certain times are scarier than fans after a loss.
There are blacks and there are fans. Some people suggested to those sighing fans: You should go back to La Liga... There are no underdogs in Serie A, and no one is good. Go out and turn right to Daxi Super League to surprise you every round.That kind of big-score rhythm is rare in Italy, which values defense.
The country is full of anticipation for Bi Xia's Xiao Guoji competition. After watching it, I feel very sad. They are scolding themselves for being cheap, why bother? !
Over there, Liu Jianhong didn’t know if he learned from the famous announcer who broadcast the news of the death of three leaders in a row in 1976. In short, when he heard his voice of worrying about the country, the people, and football, he thought of the flood in the south of the motherland, the mining disaster in the north, the turmoil in the west, and the car accident in the east. For such a heart-wrenching tragedy, there is no such condition for the voice line to pretend to be thick and magnetic like Luo Jing Zhao Zhong.Don't think that the physiological structure is exactly the same if they all enter the men's toilet!
Football is just a ball, if you don't pretend to be bitter and hateful, you will die if you worry about the country and the people?
But the domestic fans burst into tears, Bi Xia didn't score or assist, and even hit the plane with a kick... almost knocked down the bird in the sky!As soon as Liu Jianhong was scolded, fans and friends who don't have a long memory felt bitter about Bi Xia's performance, worried about the country and the people, and stayed up all night fighting the forum.In the bitter nights, they thought about the tactics of dressing up, squandered their inspiration, and fantasized about Bi Xia Niu B's counterattack against the world football with silly B players.
Although Bixia was a bit sluggish in the match against Genoa, he was still selected as the best team of the month in Serie A by virtue of his overall performance in October.His scoring statistics this month are impressive no matter which league he is in. Even though "Turino Sport" ironically nicknamed Bi Xia a "stable man" just yesterday, it doesn't seem to affect their disgusting praise today: Bi Xia's perfect sense of the ball and Gorgeous technology cannot be reflected in data.
Mourinho has been scary recently, with his characteristic calmness and concealment on his face. There is no aggressive coldness in his eyes, but a sharp and sharp light that penetrates people's hearts.Mourinho held the tactical board behind his back and stood on the sidelines. The field was immediately quiet, only to hear fierce competition for every inch of turf.
Mourinho exudes a lofty aura, but in fact he is empty-eyed, walking slowly along the bottom line, and reflecting on himself.
Behind the draw by Genoa at home also exposed the deficiencies of the three lines. The instability of the defense can be seen from the data of conceded goals and turnovers in the new season. The fact that the means and the lack of scoring skills also make the team helpless in offense.The match against Genoa revealed the biggest weakness, which was that the midfield was full of problems. There was no organization and no offense. The three-person midfielder was also a little weak in defense, and even more mediocre in offense.
Mourinho took out a whiteboard across his chest and slowly moved the original 4-3-3 lineup to 4-4-2.If the trident is changed to a double striker, the three lines can be evenly distributed, which can reflect the characteristics of offensive and defensive balance. The integrity of the team, the continuity of the three-line cooperation, and the stability of the competitive level will all be greatly improved.
What is certain is that 442 is more moderate than 433, and the goals of Inter Milan's luxurious striker will naturally decrease.But in Italy, Mourinho no longer has to be disturbed by the inexplicable "beautiful football" view. In Italy, there is no need to distinguish between beautiful football and ugly football, only victory and defeat.As long as the championship is won in a manner that complies with the rules, the Italians will never pursue the process.
Mourinho clapped his hands to gather the players and divided them into two teams for formation drills.There is no need to deliberately publicize, every word and sentence Mourinho utters makes people submit obediently and dare not rebel.
Training was dreary and, apart from Balotelli, none of the players were very happy because nobody likes to lose (for Inter, a draw against Genoa in an outnumbered situation was tantamount to a crushing defeat).
Mourinho decisively blew the whistle, asking the players to calm down and think about the next game, and then he ordered Bi Xia to come out and let him talk about his views on the next game.
Bi Xia was patting his head and thinking hard, but Balotelli pushed him out with a slap, "Be brave, buddy!"
Bi Xia lowered his head, looked at the toes that were drawing circles on the turf, and talked about the last round of competition as soon as he opened his mouth. It seemed that he was holding back some words.
"We lacked the effectiveness of offense in the last round of the game. On the other hand, we really underestimated the enemy." After Genoa was sent off, this led to a lot of open space on the court. Bi Xia thought it would be beneficial to them. Under the pride, the opponent's repeated counterattacks disrupted the offensive rhythm, and finally had to swallow this bitter fruit.Then, Bi Xia took a deep breath and told Mourinho with a firm expression, "The next game will be a victory for us."
On the blue sky and green grass, Mourinho did not spray his venom, but comforted every player, "No one is invincible without a team. Each of us has failed and will fail in the future. This failure is a very big one." Good exam, he taught me to face my mistakes and taught you to face them positively."
Mourinho looked at Quaresma. Due to the pressure, the latter was a little thinner than before. The overwhelming blame made him think that he had returned to his days in Barcelona, and the expected development track was because Bixia was in a daze. changed.
Bixia felt cold all over, and subconsciously searched for the source, but saw Balotelli roll up Materazzi's jersey, put it down, roll it up again, and put it down again.
Quaresma didn't know how he survived these days, but Mourinho's eye contact made him feel trust, and Quaresma was full of gratitude.
In the end, Mourinho asked Bixia and the others to take losing as a natural thing, "because football is round."
That night, Mourinho invited everyone to go out for dinner, although everyone's uneasiness would not dissipate because of Mourinho's few words.Bi Xia stroked his hair and said something, if he loses the game, he would like to have a game the next day, and everyone nodded in agreement with a serious face.Bi Xia grinned happily, they were no longer depressed or discouraged, they ate and drank happily, as if all their troubles had disappeared.Even if Quaresma is still unhappy, he has to put on a face so as not to spoil the fun of a group of people.
On the second day, Inter Milan faced the doubts outside the base with smiles from the coaching staff to the players, and insisted on their position, "I firmly believe that we will win the future games, and all the haze can't stop our dedication to the championship."
Bi Xia was interviewed by a reporter from Italian National Television at the training base. The reporter’s mouth was so fast that he even asked him, "What is the difference between Mourinho and Mancini?" Bi Xia felt that this question offended his coach, Immediately stood up and left the seat, and said to him: "You try sitting here!"
The reporter also felt embarrassed when he came back with a feather. Naturally, he sprayed a lot of saliva on Mourinho and Bi Xia in the next episode of the program, striving for a psychological advantage.
Seeing the bumps and bumps of Mu's Inter Milan in front of them, and under the instigation of the media with ulterior motives, many Nerazzurri missed Mancini under the upset.
In a fit of rage, Bi Xia cut off his escape hair, and silently resisted the media's kidnapping by public opinion.
Mourinho touched the head of Bi Xiaza, cut the same hairstyle the next day, and promised the fans, "In the future, the training session after the loss will be open to the fans!" He believes in the eyes of the fans They are discerning. They see the efforts of the players, and they will naturally understand that failure is always a part of football.
The fans responded by booing and cursing Mourinho collectively.
Mourinho is not a soft persimmon, he can be pinched casually.Immediately afterwards, he acted arbitrarily and domineeringly announced that the team closed training, refused all media interviews, and issued the highest level of gag order to the coaches and players. He brutally threatened, "There will never be a shortage of reserve players."
Mourinho, fans and the media began a period of "mutual torture".
Facing the fierce counterattack from the fans and the media, Mourinho calmed down, "This is football, football like a battlefield. When you can't meet the expectations of the fans, you can only retire and leave your seat for the Someone more worth looking forward to."
Bixia was very sad when he heard Mourinho's words. He told Guti, Messi and Mata, who knew that the three of them recognized this fact early on, and laughed at him as a "little rascal (because of his hairstyle) )" How naive enough to think that if the hook promises, nothing will really change!These are farts, they will be released sooner or later!
35 Shocking Barbs
After a goalless draw with Genoa at home, Mourinho and Inter Milan players fell into the pressure of public opinion.
Since the last round, which is the 8th round of the league, Inter Milan has entered the devil's schedule, not to mention the test of double matches in a week. There is Udinese who has followed up the cheat this season.If one is not careful, Inter Milan will fail to grab points but will be attacked by the No.11 younger brother.
On October 1, Inter Milan challenged Viola Fiorentina away.Viola bought a number of young talents this summer, eyeing up the new season, and fully intending to beat the low tide of Inter Milan to the shit at home and revive their glory.
"I don't think the schedule matters at all, what matters is what we can do. Some people say that on the first day we may have an encounter, which is impossible, no matter who the opponent is, we need We showed on the field that we want to defend the title again in the new season.” Captain Zanetti spoke before the game, and at the same time talked about the whole team of Inter Milan thinking that the schedule is not terrible, the important thing is the preparation before the game, his The tone makes people feel full of confidence, quite the demeanor of the three consecutive Serie A championships. Talking about Mourinho, "I think Mourinho's working method is very good, and I like his new method very much. Under his rule, any field Anyone who doesn't perform well can lose their place, he brings us a good competitive atmosphere, everyone has to do well."
The reporter said that the fierce competition established by Mourinho destroyed the harmony in the team. Zanetti sneered at his nonsense, "Inter Milan is a very good group, it is like home here. The most important thing is to concentrate, Mourinho is slowly teaching us that and it's good to be with him."
Zanetti looked at the reporter sadly, and seemed to be very worried about his IQ, so angry that the reporter could spit out his nostrils.
Sure enough, the perfect captain of Inter Milan was portrayed by the reporter as a treacherous politician, servile to the dictator Mourinho, and slavishly flattering the horse, throwing away Inter Milan's century-old heritage.
In the locker room, Bixia, Ibrahimovic, and Materazzi were shirtless, sitting on the ground around a stool and playing cards.With a cigarette biscuit in his mouth, Bi Xia joked about the media in a good rhythm, "One person is blacked out in two or three days, and a team is not black enough for a season."
"You little rascal, don't talk too much, Inter Milan doesn't need you to make trouble." Materazzi laughed and scolded, reaching out to knock him a melon.
Bi Xia leaned back, Materazzi's knuckles brushed his short hair, Bi Xia chewed the biscuit, "What are you looking at, do you think my new hairstyle is more handsome!" Cards, his eyes twitched and he gave Materazzi a wink.
"It's good to stay in the sea." Ibrahimovic rubbed his eyes, yawned and stretched himself.
Hearing Ibrahimovic's words, Bi Xia's eyes became a line, and he seemed to be punched so hard that he couldn't open his eyes, this damned Swede!How can there be bangs on the flat head!
Ibrahimovic laughed, in the dressing room he likes to play tricks because he enjoys laughing.
Without Liu Hai, with a smooth forehead, Bi Xia showed a restrained and ruffian air. The photo of him and Mourinho with a cut head was spoofed by the "Sun".Behind the two of them was an Alcatraz Prison known as Alcatraz. The background shrouded in eerie despair had the atmosphere of a Hollywood horror blockbuster. The editor adapted two classic lines from "Prison Break" to ridicule this old man. Small.
They'remenfromhe11!They1ook1ikehe11!
When Bixia was talking with Ibrahimovic, Zanetti closed the new issue of the newspaper on the side, and walked slowly behind them to watch them play cards.
"Hey? Did you watch Balotelli?" Zanetti suddenly remembered, it seemed that he hadn't seen Balotelli all day.
"I didn't notice." Ibrahimovic said flatly.
Maicon raised his head and said to Zanetti, "As soon as you mentioned it, I remembered that I didn't see Balotelli looking for someone to put on his training uniform today."
"Ask Bi Xia about that."
ask me?Ask me what to do?Bi Xia glared at the talkative Thornton, this person is not very smart!
It's an open secret within the team that Balotelli doesn't know how to wear a training suit. He often pokes his head into his cuffs and throws off his training suit when he gets angry. Everyone regards the scene of him wrestling with the training suit as a daily pre-training joy.
Once Mourinho was attacked by a training suit that fell from the sky, and he almost fell in the dark, but the circle of flesh on Mourinho's stomach trembled, and he threw himself on the face-to-face transfer manager " Branca the Great".That picture is like Mourinho's ambiguous attempt to kiss the emperor secretly.
After Mourinho smiled to resolve the embarrassment, with a dark face on the bottom of the pot, he called Balotelli a single-celled animal.Pointing to Bixia who was sitting under Faria's buttocks and doing push-ups, Mourinho prodded Balotelli and said, "Look at Bixia, who doesn't love him in Inter Milan! You have the nerve to train with him all day long."
Bixia looked up without hesitation from Mourinho's praise, glanced at the field from the corner of the eye, and Materazzi circled a heart with both hands and gave it to him!seek death!
When Mourinho criticized Balotelli for the first time, Balotelli was deeply hit; when he was criticized for the second time, he felt the same as the first time; When he was criticized for the first time, Balotelli started to talk back to him, "What's the point of embarrassment. I also love Bixia, because only he will wear training clothes for me, and the others don't care about me." That little aggrieved look.
Bixia was so moved by Balotelli that he fell to the ground all of a sudden, scratched his limbs for a long time but couldn't stand up, he wanted to cry but had no tears!
Later, because of Balotelli's declaration of love, Bixia suddenly became Balotelli's nanny. He jumped up to protest, and the captain waved his hand and said that the protest was invalid. Who made Balotelli recognize him , let’s go on, Bi Xia was almost pissed off by Balotelli.
Balotelli did not return to the team until the team bus left for Fiorentina, and no one could contact him, including his adoptive parents.Before the start of the game, Mourinho named the three players who could not play in Inter Milan. They were Muntari, Chivu and Balotelli.Muntari is a new member of the injured list, and Chivu will not be able to return until at least the next game.Speaking of Balotelli, Mourinho has nothing to do with this short-circuited talented young player. Balotelli has not contacted the team until now. Mourinho said bluntly in front of the media, "I don't know where is he?"
Balotelli "disappeared"? !
The Internet is boiling with witnesses who say they saw Balotelli in Naples, the notorious headquarters of the Mafia, and prostitutes who claim that Balotelli is lying in her arms and that he is so obsessed with her that he has given up the league. !
Fiorentina's investment in the summer has improved the overall strength of their team, and their intensive defense and opportunistic counterattacks overwhelmed Inter Milan.Except for one of the Fiorentina players wearing purple jerseys swimming around the arc of the penalty area, the rest all retreated into their penalty area, like a purple double-decker bus in front of the goal.Anyone who goes deep into the Nerazzurri will be surrounded by purple.Faced with such treatment, Inter Milan seems to have few options.The scary thing is that this bus will drive out at high speed from time to time.At the end of the first half, Fiorentina's striker went to the meeting twice. If it weren't for Inter Milan goalkeeper Cesar's brave attack to defuse the danger, Inter Milan's gate would have fallen.
"I guess Inter Milan received a call from the kidnappers. The condition for redeeming Balotelli is to ask them to sleepwalk together." The Inter Milan commentator rarely sarcastically sarcasmed his team, covering his face with his elbows on the table, "Obviously They forget they are racing and not walking hand in hand!"
In addition to simple tactics, Florence is quite rough.Bi Xia dribbled the ball into the front court. When he was running at high speed, the opposing player stretched out his foot from one side. This was an obvious foul, but the referee did not call the foul.Bi Xia looked unbelievable when he got up.
After 1 minutes, Bi Xia broke through with the ball on the right, went through the attack of the defense and others, and then fell to the ground. It seemed like a foul, but the referee signaled Bi Xia to stand up, which meant clearly: You can't fool me by flopping.Seeing that the referee did not call a foul, Bi Xia waved his hands into the air, saying that the opponent had elbowed the opponent, and the referee turned his head impatiently to signal the game to continue.
In the 8th minute of the second half, Fiorentina finally took the lead. They passed a shot from the left, and the ball saved by Cesar hit Materazzi and bounced into the net.It stands to reason that the defender is a good partner of the goalkeeper. When this little partner defected, it all became a nightmare.I have to say that Cesar's save just now was very handsome, and he fell hard on the ground, but the ending...
Look, Mourinho looked like he had eaten Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't tell if he was suffering.
In the 75th minute, Bi Xia fell down after stopping the ball on the chest on the right side of the penalty area. The referee once again gestured "get up" and resolutely refused to call a foul.However, the slow motion showed that the opponent's defender made an obvious push. Bi Xia was sitting on the ground, full of resentment, his eyes were a little helpless, showing a gloomy side.
Mourinho couldn't bear it anymore. The camera showed that he stood up suddenly and shouted some sentences at the fourth official!The fourth official is like a statue. Let Mourinho spit, but he just doesn't care about you. He calmly makes people wonder if he has no ears.Immediately, Mourinho turned around and insulted the referee to go □, and successfully applied for a yellow card.A few seconds later, Mourinho sat back to his seat with an expression of loss and regret.
Ibra picked up Bixia, hugged his head and kissed the top of his hair, and Bixia hugged him back.At that moment, Bi Xia's legs were shaking, but he still gritted his teeth and endured the excruciating pain, and limped to his place.Next, Bi Xia actively steals, his physical advantages are gradually highlighted, and his unpredictable skills always make the opponent flustered, but there are no suitable shooting opportunities. At a glance, the goal is tightly blocked.
When the game progressed to the 89th minute, Fiorentina's defender and Bixia fell to the ground in pain during the fight. The opponent pulled up his jersey, revealing his strong abdominal muscles and a red patch on his abdominal muscles.Bi Xia did indeed do something wrong, but at this time Bi Xia joked about the defender's abdominal muscles. He stretched out his fingers and kept poking at the red bruise, as if to say: "Hi! Dude, are you in pain?"
Seeing this scene, the referee naturally didn't give a penalty. He deliberately gave Mourinho a look, meaning that he is very fair, please be more honest.
The game was overtime for 3 minutes. Everyone thought that Inter Milan would usher in the second defeat of the season. The Fiorentina players could hardly hold back their excitement and wanted to celebrate together. There were no. 2 people on the scene, and the Fiorentina fans almost screamed. The stadium, the purple color of the night sky.
Maicon made a big kick in the backcourt of Inter Milan. The goalkeeper of Fiorentina reluctantly attacked. First, he cleared the ball. The ball landed right next to Bi Xia, who had his back to the goal. To organize the attack, the Fiorentina goalkeeper just turned his head and slowly retreated to the goal.However, what is unexpected is that Bi Xia did not wait for the ball to land, and after adjusting the angle, he hit a side volley barb. The moment he vacated, he was at least 33 meters above the ground, and the ball drew a tricky arc The line went straight to the dead corner of the goal, and the entire defense line of Fiorentina was stunned.
Bi Xia fell heavily on the ground, and before he could react, he was piled up by his teammates. Feeling the weight he couldn't bear, he smirked, but regretted that the goal failed to help Inter Milan win the game.Turning his head with difficulty, seeing the football parked in the net, Bi Xia stretched out his arms to hug his stinky teammates, touched their foreheads, kissed them lightly, and rolled into a sweaty pile.Bi Xia's handsomeness is slightly naive. This unique temperament with a huge gap between appearance and heart makes Bi Xia the most fascinating upstart in football today.
When Bi Xia scored with a long-range barb in a way that almost no one could have imagined, the Inter Milan commentator, who was still sighing for Inter Milan's loss one minute ago, was completely conquered by Bi Xia.
CCTV's commentary only repeated "Oh my God!" and "Oh my God!" in excitement, and made domestic fans turn down the volume.The commentator took a breath and habitually exaggerated his achievements, "Who dares to say that this is not the best goal of the 21st century?!"
Seeing this spectacle, the BBc commentator could not help shouting: "He actually shot there! He has no right to do that! He has no right to just shoot like that! This is definitely the most beautiful goal I have ever seen in my life. Will remember this match forever! Forever!"
As soon as the game ended, Kaka, the rival in the same city, couldn't help posting Bi Xia's shocking barb on Twitter, exclaiming: "This ball is definitely one of the best in history!"
On the second day, the "Guardian" also echoed: "2% of the players would not choose to make this kind of shooting action in this area, they would not even think about it! It is more than 99.9 meters away from the goal. Bi Xia is too domineering and confident!"
"Gazzetta dello Sport" warned the fans slightly jokingly: "Don't imitate this shooting action at home!"
The most unexpected thing is that Manchester United coach Ferguson took the initiative to mention Bixia in an interview. He was extremely calm and said: "Whether it is training or official games, he can always make such a seemingly ordinary person. Possible movements, sometimes you even feel like you are watching someone else play a football game!"
It's just this old man, how do you know the situation of Bi Xia's training!Lying is not a draft!It is still far away from being eliminated in the Champions League. Besides, Manchester United may not necessarily encounter Inter Milan. If they jump out so early to engage in psychological warfare, will the effect be compromised? !
In fact, Ferguson regretted making a premature conclusion on Bi Xia, especially after confirming that C Luo Mingxia would transfer to Real Madrid, he felt very sorry for missing this player.
Bi Xia encountered an episode before boarding the bus back to Milan. A little Douding wearing a Fiorentina jersey approached the red star of the Nerazzurri.Xiao Douding is a very cute little man, with naturally curly hair, pouty cheeks, and dull eyes.The little boy took off the tender claws that were gnawing on his mouth, and stretched out his hand to get close to Bi Xia.Flattered, Bi Xia responded to the gesture of friendliness by extending his hand to shake the young fan's hand.But the little devil quickly withdrew his hand, and then smacked his tongue contemptuously.Bi Xia was at a loss, and looked at Xiao Douding for a while, seeing that Bi Xia's head was dripping with sweat.Slow down, Bi Xia puffed up his cheeks in a daze and responded with the same gesture.This funny scene was captured by the camera outside the bus and replayed by the TV station many times, titled "Our him, how can he be so cute!" "
This big and small idiot almost melted the hearts of the Italians. Many girl fans' eyes were bloodshot, and they crawled to Bixia's Twitter and shouted that they would give him a cute baby!
Back in Milan overnight, Bi Xia refused to go out with them to have fun, and Bi Xia just got into the car.
My brother had a car accident, can you believe it?
Balotelli sent a text message.
Bi Xia stared wide-eyed, his charming eyes were bright and captivating, he dialed Balotelli's phone number, without his first word landing, Bi Xia suppressed the anger that was about to erupt in his body and asked, "Where are you? Then he yelled, "Fuck you! What are you doing? What are you not doing! I'm going to kill you right now!"
36 Bashen's Trouble
According to the navigation prompts, Bi Xia drove into a dead end but failed to find an orphanage called Sunshine House.After Bi Xia backed the car out, he got out of the car and asked several people before he knew that Sunshine House was indeed nearby, but it was not easy to get in.Bi Xia walked around several times with a simple map drawn by passers-by, but when he looked up, the wooden sign hanging under the street lamp had a right-turning arrow pointing to Sunshine House.
Bi Xia crumpled the paper and stuffed it into his pocket. The exterior structure of the Sunshine House is almost exactly the same as the nearby houses, but it is more like an enlarged courtyard. There are traces of whitewashing on the wall again and again. Children's words.
Under the light, Balotelli squatted down and used white chalk to draw a simple picture of a mother on the ground. He let the little girl lie on his stomach and said, "Imagine this is the mother's arms, as soft as cotton, as soft as the stove. It looks warm." The two people, one big and one small, seemed very harmonious.
The little girl grabbed the white skirt and looked at Balotelli for a while, then curled up in her mother's arms and closed her eyes. Balotelli gently stroked her braid.
When the light flashed, Balotelli glared at the door vigilantly. Bi Xiabai leaned against the doorframe boredly. He turned over the camera and showed Balotelli the photo he had just taken. In other words, ____'s eyes are as gentle as moonlight, and this time I can fill in Balotelli."
Bi Xia walked over to pick up the little girl, and patted the dust on his skirt with one hand, "I thought it was wise for you to be in the hospital."
Balotelli remembered that Bixia wanted to make his fictional car accident a reality, he shrank his neck and raised his hands in surrender, "My time is slow and I missed the game."
What a stupid reason!Bi Xia unceremoniously pulled Balotelli's hand. The time displayed on the golden watch was very accurate. Balotelli curled his lips and said, "This watch is 24 hours behind."
Bi Xia's face wrinkled, and An Ni wanted to beat him a violent tendency. Bi Xia stretched out his index finger to bounce the flesh of the little girl's flesh and slandered Balotelli with her. "Little baby, leave this one in the future Stay away, Uncle Hei, he forgot to take his medicine and ran out."
Balotelli screamed, the little girl couldn't understand what Bixia was saying in the book, and leaned hard towards Balotelli with two chubby hands, Bixia didn't let go, she kicked her legs and pouted her buttocks, frightened Bi Xia broke out in a cold sweat, for fear of falling the little meat ball in his arms.Balotelli took the little girl and played with him, strangled the little girl by her armpits and flew her around. The little girl looked at Balotelli with tears in her eyes, and Bi Xia slapped her Calling on Balotelli's forehead, Balotelli pouted and hugged the little girl.As soon as the little girl sat firmly, she touched Balotelli's swollen forehead with both hands. Balotelli was elated, and he kept looking at Bi Xia with frightened eyes, and Bi Xia returned two big white eyes.
The dean of the Sunshine House Orphanage is a very old nun. She walked over slowly and forcibly took the little girl away. Balotelli tried to stop her, but she gouged her eyes out. She made an exception and let them play until now. Stop pushing too hard.The Superior was tall and thin, with sunken eye sockets and a sharp chin that gave her a slightly sarcastic look.Bi Xia wanted to say something but Balotelli squeezed his palm, Bi Xia shut his mouth, and Balotelli came to a public restaurant, where there were many tables and chairs of different styles, the lights were dim and yellow, and the overall It looked small and dark.
There were pork and ham rolls and two cups of thick soup on a table. When Bi Xia sat down, he felt that the stool was not stable. He bent down and saw that the legs of the stool were different, and there was a paper pad lying on the side. When the legs of the stool are touched, the arm feels uncomfortable and sticky as soon as it touches the table.It can be seen that this orphanage has tried its best to keep it clean and tidy.
"If the children here cannot be adopted, the old nun does not want the children to depend on kind people psychologically. Although the food and clothing here are not as decent as other orphanages, the children here study the most. The old nun thinks that compared with three These children need to learn technology to support themselves.” Balotelli wiped the corner of his mouth and told him secretly, “For decades, the girls here have rarely lived in small bars. They are rarely hired into black-hearted factories."
It was difficult for Bixia to combine the holy nun that Balotelli was talking about with the figure he saw. Before leaving, Bixia gave 1 to the dean's mother, and the nun's emaciated fingers touched Bixia's hand, grinning, A small piece of bare gums was exposed, "God loves the world." Then she walked towards Balotelli, who bent his knee in cooperation, and the head nun held his face and printed a blessing kiss on his forehead, " Thank you for everything. Good boy, it will be all right."
The moon slipped out of the clouds, and the white light illuminated the furrowed folds on the nun's face. Bi Xia looked at the bulging veins on the back of her hands, and shivered coldly when the evening wind blew.If Balotelli hadn't paved the way for him, Bi Xia would have thought that the head nun was the old witch in the story who specialized in black affairs.
Bixia turned the corner and saw the head nun standing at the door watching them leave.Balotelli put his hands behind his head, kicked his legs and walked forward, almost humming happily. Suddenly, Bisha rushed out, turned his back and pressed Balotelli's face against the wall.
"Fuck! What are you doing!" Balotelli yelled in pain.
Kicked Balotelli's lower abdomen with his right leg, "Smack you!" It was hard to do it in the orphanage Bixia just now, this deserted alley is a perfect place, "Damn it, do you know that we are going crazy? I'm worried about you being kidnapped, afraid that you'll have an accident! Who knew you were fucking hiding in the orphanage to show your love!" Bi Xia's attack was very dark, that is, where it should be hit, it must be hit hard, and it shouldn't be hit He played less in places, obviously he and Mata have gained experience in playing since childhood.
Balotelli was not good at it either. He felt that the pressure on his body was slightly loose, and the muscles all over his body were tangled and stretched. After breaking free forcibly, his fists and feet flew towards Bixia.
"Damn, who are you! Dare to hit brother! You son of a bitch!"
Bixia covered his upper body with both hands, and was hit continuously on his chin and chest. He stretched out his hand and grabbed Balotelli's fist a few times, quickly grabbed Balotelli's fist with his left hand, and hit his abdomen continuously with his right fist, and then swung his arm to his face. punch.
"You lower body animal! Inter Milan doesn't need an irresponsible nigger like you!"
The two people came and went, accusing each other with curses, and finally the two entangled and beat each other, raining fists on each other's bodies, as if the weight was hitting the flesh, and the pain was so painful just by the sound.The two of them were red-eyed, they didn't care about the pain or not, they were bent on beating each other up, they didn't have enough fists, they kicked their legs and kicked them in turn.In the end, the two of them had no strength, they hugged each other's body tightly and rolled around on the ground, if they couldn't beat you to death, they just crushed you to death!
The two had vented enough, and they sat in the corner separately. Balotelli's nose was all red when he touched it. Fortunately, his dark skin did not show bruises and red marks. Bi Xia was much worse than him, and he had a good face. Being beaten up with a bruised nose and swollen face, going out with a ghost face tomorrow morning, who can be fooled!Bi Xia could almost see the reservists waving to him!
"Hey, what am I going to do tomorrow?
Playing Genoa is so strenuous, and facing the double attack of AC Milan and Juventus, how can such Inter Milan compete for the championship? Many people have no way to accept this game that is completely tied by luck.At the end of the First World War, the fans carried the blacks to the end, and no one escaped from the main force to the bench.
Quaresma has not performed well since he joined Inter Milan. He has naturally become a victim of the anger of the fans. His high net worth has aggravated the dislike of the Nerazzurri fans. Some radical fans put up banners at the entrance of the training base to mock him. : I didn't come like a god, but I came like Xiang.
Fans at certain times are scarier than fans after a loss.
There are blacks and there are fans. Some people suggested to those sighing fans: You should go back to La Liga... There are no underdogs in Serie A, and no one is good. Go out and turn right to Daxi Super League to surprise you every round.That kind of big-score rhythm is rare in Italy, which values defense.
The country is full of anticipation for Bi Xia's Xiao Guoji competition. After watching it, I feel very sad. They are scolding themselves for being cheap, why bother? !
Over there, Liu Jianhong didn’t know if he learned from the famous announcer who broadcast the news of the death of three leaders in a row in 1976. In short, when he heard his voice of worrying about the country, the people, and football, he thought of the flood in the south of the motherland, the mining disaster in the north, the turmoil in the west, and the car accident in the east. For such a heart-wrenching tragedy, there is no such condition for the voice line to pretend to be thick and magnetic like Luo Jing Zhao Zhong.Don't think that the physiological structure is exactly the same if they all enter the men's toilet!
Football is just a ball, if you don't pretend to be bitter and hateful, you will die if you worry about the country and the people?
But the domestic fans burst into tears, Bi Xia didn't score or assist, and even hit the plane with a kick... almost knocked down the bird in the sky!As soon as Liu Jianhong was scolded, fans and friends who don't have a long memory felt bitter about Bi Xia's performance, worried about the country and the people, and stayed up all night fighting the forum.In the bitter nights, they thought about the tactics of dressing up, squandered their inspiration, and fantasized about Bi Xia Niu B's counterattack against the world football with silly B players.
Although Bixia was a bit sluggish in the match against Genoa, he was still selected as the best team of the month in Serie A by virtue of his overall performance in October.His scoring statistics this month are impressive no matter which league he is in. Even though "Turino Sport" ironically nicknamed Bi Xia a "stable man" just yesterday, it doesn't seem to affect their disgusting praise today: Bi Xia's perfect sense of the ball and Gorgeous technology cannot be reflected in data.
Mourinho has been scary recently, with his characteristic calmness and concealment on his face. There is no aggressive coldness in his eyes, but a sharp and sharp light that penetrates people's hearts.Mourinho held the tactical board behind his back and stood on the sidelines. The field was immediately quiet, only to hear fierce competition for every inch of turf.
Mourinho exudes a lofty aura, but in fact he is empty-eyed, walking slowly along the bottom line, and reflecting on himself.
Behind the draw by Genoa at home also exposed the deficiencies of the three lines. The instability of the defense can be seen from the data of conceded goals and turnovers in the new season. The fact that the means and the lack of scoring skills also make the team helpless in offense.The match against Genoa revealed the biggest weakness, which was that the midfield was full of problems. There was no organization and no offense. The three-person midfielder was also a little weak in defense, and even more mediocre in offense.
Mourinho took out a whiteboard across his chest and slowly moved the original 4-3-3 lineup to 4-4-2.If the trident is changed to a double striker, the three lines can be evenly distributed, which can reflect the characteristics of offensive and defensive balance. The integrity of the team, the continuity of the three-line cooperation, and the stability of the competitive level will all be greatly improved.
What is certain is that 442 is more moderate than 433, and the goals of Inter Milan's luxurious striker will naturally decrease.But in Italy, Mourinho no longer has to be disturbed by the inexplicable "beautiful football" view. In Italy, there is no need to distinguish between beautiful football and ugly football, only victory and defeat.As long as the championship is won in a manner that complies with the rules, the Italians will never pursue the process.
Mourinho clapped his hands to gather the players and divided them into two teams for formation drills.There is no need to deliberately publicize, every word and sentence Mourinho utters makes people submit obediently and dare not rebel.
Training was dreary and, apart from Balotelli, none of the players were very happy because nobody likes to lose (for Inter, a draw against Genoa in an outnumbered situation was tantamount to a crushing defeat).
Mourinho decisively blew the whistle, asking the players to calm down and think about the next game, and then he ordered Bi Xia to come out and let him talk about his views on the next game.
Bi Xia was patting his head and thinking hard, but Balotelli pushed him out with a slap, "Be brave, buddy!"
Bi Xia lowered his head, looked at the toes that were drawing circles on the turf, and talked about the last round of competition as soon as he opened his mouth. It seemed that he was holding back some words.
"We lacked the effectiveness of offense in the last round of the game. On the other hand, we really underestimated the enemy." After Genoa was sent off, this led to a lot of open space on the court. Bi Xia thought it would be beneficial to them. Under the pride, the opponent's repeated counterattacks disrupted the offensive rhythm, and finally had to swallow this bitter fruit.Then, Bi Xia took a deep breath and told Mourinho with a firm expression, "The next game will be a victory for us."
On the blue sky and green grass, Mourinho did not spray his venom, but comforted every player, "No one is invincible without a team. Each of us has failed and will fail in the future. This failure is a very big one." Good exam, he taught me to face my mistakes and taught you to face them positively."
Mourinho looked at Quaresma. Due to the pressure, the latter was a little thinner than before. The overwhelming blame made him think that he had returned to his days in Barcelona, and the expected development track was because Bixia was in a daze. changed.
Bixia felt cold all over, and subconsciously searched for the source, but saw Balotelli roll up Materazzi's jersey, put it down, roll it up again, and put it down again.
Quaresma didn't know how he survived these days, but Mourinho's eye contact made him feel trust, and Quaresma was full of gratitude.
In the end, Mourinho asked Bixia and the others to take losing as a natural thing, "because football is round."
That night, Mourinho invited everyone to go out for dinner, although everyone's uneasiness would not dissipate because of Mourinho's few words.Bi Xia stroked his hair and said something, if he loses the game, he would like to have a game the next day, and everyone nodded in agreement with a serious face.Bi Xia grinned happily, they were no longer depressed or discouraged, they ate and drank happily, as if all their troubles had disappeared.Even if Quaresma is still unhappy, he has to put on a face so as not to spoil the fun of a group of people.
On the second day, Inter Milan faced the doubts outside the base with smiles from the coaching staff to the players, and insisted on their position, "I firmly believe that we will win the future games, and all the haze can't stop our dedication to the championship."
Bi Xia was interviewed by a reporter from Italian National Television at the training base. The reporter’s mouth was so fast that he even asked him, "What is the difference between Mourinho and Mancini?" Bi Xia felt that this question offended his coach, Immediately stood up and left the seat, and said to him: "You try sitting here!"
The reporter also felt embarrassed when he came back with a feather. Naturally, he sprayed a lot of saliva on Mourinho and Bi Xia in the next episode of the program, striving for a psychological advantage.
Seeing the bumps and bumps of Mu's Inter Milan in front of them, and under the instigation of the media with ulterior motives, many Nerazzurri missed Mancini under the upset.
In a fit of rage, Bi Xia cut off his escape hair, and silently resisted the media's kidnapping by public opinion.
Mourinho touched the head of Bi Xiaza, cut the same hairstyle the next day, and promised the fans, "In the future, the training session after the loss will be open to the fans!" He believes in the eyes of the fans They are discerning. They see the efforts of the players, and they will naturally understand that failure is always a part of football.
The fans responded by booing and cursing Mourinho collectively.
Mourinho is not a soft persimmon, he can be pinched casually.Immediately afterwards, he acted arbitrarily and domineeringly announced that the team closed training, refused all media interviews, and issued the highest level of gag order to the coaches and players. He brutally threatened, "There will never be a shortage of reserve players."
Mourinho, fans and the media began a period of "mutual torture".
Facing the fierce counterattack from the fans and the media, Mourinho calmed down, "This is football, football like a battlefield. When you can't meet the expectations of the fans, you can only retire and leave your seat for the Someone more worth looking forward to."
Bixia was very sad when he heard Mourinho's words. He told Guti, Messi and Mata, who knew that the three of them recognized this fact early on, and laughed at him as a "little rascal (because of his hairstyle) )" How naive enough to think that if the hook promises, nothing will really change!These are farts, they will be released sooner or later!
35 Shocking Barbs
After a goalless draw with Genoa at home, Mourinho and Inter Milan players fell into the pressure of public opinion.
Since the last round, which is the 8th round of the league, Inter Milan has entered the devil's schedule, not to mention the test of double matches in a week. There is Udinese who has followed up the cheat this season.If one is not careful, Inter Milan will fail to grab points but will be attacked by the No.11 younger brother.
On October 1, Inter Milan challenged Viola Fiorentina away.Viola bought a number of young talents this summer, eyeing up the new season, and fully intending to beat the low tide of Inter Milan to the shit at home and revive their glory.
"I don't think the schedule matters at all, what matters is what we can do. Some people say that on the first day we may have an encounter, which is impossible, no matter who the opponent is, we need We showed on the field that we want to defend the title again in the new season.” Captain Zanetti spoke before the game, and at the same time talked about the whole team of Inter Milan thinking that the schedule is not terrible, the important thing is the preparation before the game, his The tone makes people feel full of confidence, quite the demeanor of the three consecutive Serie A championships. Talking about Mourinho, "I think Mourinho's working method is very good, and I like his new method very much. Under his rule, any field Anyone who doesn't perform well can lose their place, he brings us a good competitive atmosphere, everyone has to do well."
The reporter said that the fierce competition established by Mourinho destroyed the harmony in the team. Zanetti sneered at his nonsense, "Inter Milan is a very good group, it is like home here. The most important thing is to concentrate, Mourinho is slowly teaching us that and it's good to be with him."
Zanetti looked at the reporter sadly, and seemed to be very worried about his IQ, so angry that the reporter could spit out his nostrils.
Sure enough, the perfect captain of Inter Milan was portrayed by the reporter as a treacherous politician, servile to the dictator Mourinho, and slavishly flattering the horse, throwing away Inter Milan's century-old heritage.
In the locker room, Bixia, Ibrahimovic, and Materazzi were shirtless, sitting on the ground around a stool and playing cards.With a cigarette biscuit in his mouth, Bi Xia joked about the media in a good rhythm, "One person is blacked out in two or three days, and a team is not black enough for a season."
"You little rascal, don't talk too much, Inter Milan doesn't need you to make trouble." Materazzi laughed and scolded, reaching out to knock him a melon.
Bi Xia leaned back, Materazzi's knuckles brushed his short hair, Bi Xia chewed the biscuit, "What are you looking at, do you think my new hairstyle is more handsome!" Cards, his eyes twitched and he gave Materazzi a wink.
"It's good to stay in the sea." Ibrahimovic rubbed his eyes, yawned and stretched himself.
Hearing Ibrahimovic's words, Bi Xia's eyes became a line, and he seemed to be punched so hard that he couldn't open his eyes, this damned Swede!How can there be bangs on the flat head!
Ibrahimovic laughed, in the dressing room he likes to play tricks because he enjoys laughing.
Without Liu Hai, with a smooth forehead, Bi Xia showed a restrained and ruffian air. The photo of him and Mourinho with a cut head was spoofed by the "Sun".Behind the two of them was an Alcatraz Prison known as Alcatraz. The background shrouded in eerie despair had the atmosphere of a Hollywood horror blockbuster. The editor adapted two classic lines from "Prison Break" to ridicule this old man. Small.
They'remenfromhe11!They1ook1ikehe11!
When Bixia was talking with Ibrahimovic, Zanetti closed the new issue of the newspaper on the side, and walked slowly behind them to watch them play cards.
"Hey? Did you watch Balotelli?" Zanetti suddenly remembered, it seemed that he hadn't seen Balotelli all day.
"I didn't notice." Ibrahimovic said flatly.
Maicon raised his head and said to Zanetti, "As soon as you mentioned it, I remembered that I didn't see Balotelli looking for someone to put on his training uniform today."
"Ask Bi Xia about that."
ask me?Ask me what to do?Bi Xia glared at the talkative Thornton, this person is not very smart!
It's an open secret within the team that Balotelli doesn't know how to wear a training suit. He often pokes his head into his cuffs and throws off his training suit when he gets angry. Everyone regards the scene of him wrestling with the training suit as a daily pre-training joy.
Once Mourinho was attacked by a training suit that fell from the sky, and he almost fell in the dark, but the circle of flesh on Mourinho's stomach trembled, and he threw himself on the face-to-face transfer manager " Branca the Great".That picture is like Mourinho's ambiguous attempt to kiss the emperor secretly.
After Mourinho smiled to resolve the embarrassment, with a dark face on the bottom of the pot, he called Balotelli a single-celled animal.Pointing to Bixia who was sitting under Faria's buttocks and doing push-ups, Mourinho prodded Balotelli and said, "Look at Bixia, who doesn't love him in Inter Milan! You have the nerve to train with him all day long."
Bixia looked up without hesitation from Mourinho's praise, glanced at the field from the corner of the eye, and Materazzi circled a heart with both hands and gave it to him!seek death!
When Mourinho criticized Balotelli for the first time, Balotelli was deeply hit; when he was criticized for the second time, he felt the same as the first time; When he was criticized for the first time, Balotelli started to talk back to him, "What's the point of embarrassment. I also love Bixia, because only he will wear training clothes for me, and the others don't care about me." That little aggrieved look.
Bixia was so moved by Balotelli that he fell to the ground all of a sudden, scratched his limbs for a long time but couldn't stand up, he wanted to cry but had no tears!
Later, because of Balotelli's declaration of love, Bixia suddenly became Balotelli's nanny. He jumped up to protest, and the captain waved his hand and said that the protest was invalid. Who made Balotelli recognize him , let’s go on, Bi Xia was almost pissed off by Balotelli.
Balotelli did not return to the team until the team bus left for Fiorentina, and no one could contact him, including his adoptive parents.Before the start of the game, Mourinho named the three players who could not play in Inter Milan. They were Muntari, Chivu and Balotelli.Muntari is a new member of the injured list, and Chivu will not be able to return until at least the next game.Speaking of Balotelli, Mourinho has nothing to do with this short-circuited talented young player. Balotelli has not contacted the team until now. Mourinho said bluntly in front of the media, "I don't know where is he?"
Balotelli "disappeared"? !
The Internet is boiling with witnesses who say they saw Balotelli in Naples, the notorious headquarters of the Mafia, and prostitutes who claim that Balotelli is lying in her arms and that he is so obsessed with her that he has given up the league. !
Fiorentina's investment in the summer has improved the overall strength of their team, and their intensive defense and opportunistic counterattacks overwhelmed Inter Milan.Except for one of the Fiorentina players wearing purple jerseys swimming around the arc of the penalty area, the rest all retreated into their penalty area, like a purple double-decker bus in front of the goal.Anyone who goes deep into the Nerazzurri will be surrounded by purple.Faced with such treatment, Inter Milan seems to have few options.The scary thing is that this bus will drive out at high speed from time to time.At the end of the first half, Fiorentina's striker went to the meeting twice. If it weren't for Inter Milan goalkeeper Cesar's brave attack to defuse the danger, Inter Milan's gate would have fallen.
"I guess Inter Milan received a call from the kidnappers. The condition for redeeming Balotelli is to ask them to sleepwalk together." The Inter Milan commentator rarely sarcastically sarcasmed his team, covering his face with his elbows on the table, "Obviously They forget they are racing and not walking hand in hand!"
In addition to simple tactics, Florence is quite rough.Bi Xia dribbled the ball into the front court. When he was running at high speed, the opposing player stretched out his foot from one side. This was an obvious foul, but the referee did not call the foul.Bi Xia looked unbelievable when he got up.
After 1 minutes, Bi Xia broke through with the ball on the right, went through the attack of the defense and others, and then fell to the ground. It seemed like a foul, but the referee signaled Bi Xia to stand up, which meant clearly: You can't fool me by flopping.Seeing that the referee did not call a foul, Bi Xia waved his hands into the air, saying that the opponent had elbowed the opponent, and the referee turned his head impatiently to signal the game to continue.
In the 8th minute of the second half, Fiorentina finally took the lead. They passed a shot from the left, and the ball saved by Cesar hit Materazzi and bounced into the net.It stands to reason that the defender is a good partner of the goalkeeper. When this little partner defected, it all became a nightmare.I have to say that Cesar's save just now was very handsome, and he fell hard on the ground, but the ending...
Look, Mourinho looked like he had eaten Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't tell if he was suffering.
In the 75th minute, Bi Xia fell down after stopping the ball on the chest on the right side of the penalty area. The referee once again gestured "get up" and resolutely refused to call a foul.However, the slow motion showed that the opponent's defender made an obvious push. Bi Xia was sitting on the ground, full of resentment, his eyes were a little helpless, showing a gloomy side.
Mourinho couldn't bear it anymore. The camera showed that he stood up suddenly and shouted some sentences at the fourth official!The fourth official is like a statue. Let Mourinho spit, but he just doesn't care about you. He calmly makes people wonder if he has no ears.Immediately, Mourinho turned around and insulted the referee to go □, and successfully applied for a yellow card.A few seconds later, Mourinho sat back to his seat with an expression of loss and regret.
Ibra picked up Bixia, hugged his head and kissed the top of his hair, and Bixia hugged him back.At that moment, Bi Xia's legs were shaking, but he still gritted his teeth and endured the excruciating pain, and limped to his place.Next, Bi Xia actively steals, his physical advantages are gradually highlighted, and his unpredictable skills always make the opponent flustered, but there are no suitable shooting opportunities. At a glance, the goal is tightly blocked.
When the game progressed to the 89th minute, Fiorentina's defender and Bixia fell to the ground in pain during the fight. The opponent pulled up his jersey, revealing his strong abdominal muscles and a red patch on his abdominal muscles.Bi Xia did indeed do something wrong, but at this time Bi Xia joked about the defender's abdominal muscles. He stretched out his fingers and kept poking at the red bruise, as if to say: "Hi! Dude, are you in pain?"
Seeing this scene, the referee naturally didn't give a penalty. He deliberately gave Mourinho a look, meaning that he is very fair, please be more honest.
The game was overtime for 3 minutes. Everyone thought that Inter Milan would usher in the second defeat of the season. The Fiorentina players could hardly hold back their excitement and wanted to celebrate together. There were no. 2 people on the scene, and the Fiorentina fans almost screamed. The stadium, the purple color of the night sky.
Maicon made a big kick in the backcourt of Inter Milan. The goalkeeper of Fiorentina reluctantly attacked. First, he cleared the ball. The ball landed right next to Bi Xia, who had his back to the goal. To organize the attack, the Fiorentina goalkeeper just turned his head and slowly retreated to the goal.However, what is unexpected is that Bi Xia did not wait for the ball to land, and after adjusting the angle, he hit a side volley barb. The moment he vacated, he was at least 33 meters above the ground, and the ball drew a tricky arc The line went straight to the dead corner of the goal, and the entire defense line of Fiorentina was stunned.
Bi Xia fell heavily on the ground, and before he could react, he was piled up by his teammates. Feeling the weight he couldn't bear, he smirked, but regretted that the goal failed to help Inter Milan win the game.Turning his head with difficulty, seeing the football parked in the net, Bi Xia stretched out his arms to hug his stinky teammates, touched their foreheads, kissed them lightly, and rolled into a sweaty pile.Bi Xia's handsomeness is slightly naive. This unique temperament with a huge gap between appearance and heart makes Bi Xia the most fascinating upstart in football today.
When Bi Xia scored with a long-range barb in a way that almost no one could have imagined, the Inter Milan commentator, who was still sighing for Inter Milan's loss one minute ago, was completely conquered by Bi Xia.
CCTV's commentary only repeated "Oh my God!" and "Oh my God!" in excitement, and made domestic fans turn down the volume.The commentator took a breath and habitually exaggerated his achievements, "Who dares to say that this is not the best goal of the 21st century?!"
Seeing this spectacle, the BBc commentator could not help shouting: "He actually shot there! He has no right to do that! He has no right to just shoot like that! This is definitely the most beautiful goal I have ever seen in my life. Will remember this match forever! Forever!"
As soon as the game ended, Kaka, the rival in the same city, couldn't help posting Bi Xia's shocking barb on Twitter, exclaiming: "This ball is definitely one of the best in history!"
On the second day, the "Guardian" also echoed: "2% of the players would not choose to make this kind of shooting action in this area, they would not even think about it! It is more than 99.9 meters away from the goal. Bi Xia is too domineering and confident!"
"Gazzetta dello Sport" warned the fans slightly jokingly: "Don't imitate this shooting action at home!"
The most unexpected thing is that Manchester United coach Ferguson took the initiative to mention Bixia in an interview. He was extremely calm and said: "Whether it is training or official games, he can always make such a seemingly ordinary person. Possible movements, sometimes you even feel like you are watching someone else play a football game!"
It's just this old man, how do you know the situation of Bi Xia's training!Lying is not a draft!It is still far away from being eliminated in the Champions League. Besides, Manchester United may not necessarily encounter Inter Milan. If they jump out so early to engage in psychological warfare, will the effect be compromised? !
In fact, Ferguson regretted making a premature conclusion on Bi Xia, especially after confirming that C Luo Mingxia would transfer to Real Madrid, he felt very sorry for missing this player.
Bi Xia encountered an episode before boarding the bus back to Milan. A little Douding wearing a Fiorentina jersey approached the red star of the Nerazzurri.Xiao Douding is a very cute little man, with naturally curly hair, pouty cheeks, and dull eyes.The little boy took off the tender claws that were gnawing on his mouth, and stretched out his hand to get close to Bi Xia.Flattered, Bi Xia responded to the gesture of friendliness by extending his hand to shake the young fan's hand.But the little devil quickly withdrew his hand, and then smacked his tongue contemptuously.Bi Xia was at a loss, and looked at Xiao Douding for a while, seeing that Bi Xia's head was dripping with sweat.Slow down, Bi Xia puffed up his cheeks in a daze and responded with the same gesture.This funny scene was captured by the camera outside the bus and replayed by the TV station many times, titled "Our him, how can he be so cute!" "
This big and small idiot almost melted the hearts of the Italians. Many girl fans' eyes were bloodshot, and they crawled to Bixia's Twitter and shouted that they would give him a cute baby!
Back in Milan overnight, Bi Xia refused to go out with them to have fun, and Bi Xia just got into the car.
My brother had a car accident, can you believe it?
Balotelli sent a text message.
Bi Xia stared wide-eyed, his charming eyes were bright and captivating, he dialed Balotelli's phone number, without his first word landing, Bi Xia suppressed the anger that was about to erupt in his body and asked, "Where are you? Then he yelled, "Fuck you! What are you doing? What are you not doing! I'm going to kill you right now!"
36 Bashen's Trouble
According to the navigation prompts, Bi Xia drove into a dead end but failed to find an orphanage called Sunshine House.After Bi Xia backed the car out, he got out of the car and asked several people before he knew that Sunshine House was indeed nearby, but it was not easy to get in.Bi Xia walked around several times with a simple map drawn by passers-by, but when he looked up, the wooden sign hanging under the street lamp had a right-turning arrow pointing to Sunshine House.
Bi Xia crumpled the paper and stuffed it into his pocket. The exterior structure of the Sunshine House is almost exactly the same as the nearby houses, but it is more like an enlarged courtyard. There are traces of whitewashing on the wall again and again. Children's words.
Under the light, Balotelli squatted down and used white chalk to draw a simple picture of a mother on the ground. He let the little girl lie on his stomach and said, "Imagine this is the mother's arms, as soft as cotton, as soft as the stove. It looks warm." The two people, one big and one small, seemed very harmonious.
The little girl grabbed the white skirt and looked at Balotelli for a while, then curled up in her mother's arms and closed her eyes. Balotelli gently stroked her braid.
When the light flashed, Balotelli glared at the door vigilantly. Bi Xiabai leaned against the doorframe boredly. He turned over the camera and showed Balotelli the photo he had just taken. In other words, ____'s eyes are as gentle as moonlight, and this time I can fill in Balotelli."
Bi Xia walked over to pick up the little girl, and patted the dust on his skirt with one hand, "I thought it was wise for you to be in the hospital."
Balotelli remembered that Bixia wanted to make his fictional car accident a reality, he shrank his neck and raised his hands in surrender, "My time is slow and I missed the game."
What a stupid reason!Bi Xia unceremoniously pulled Balotelli's hand. The time displayed on the golden watch was very accurate. Balotelli curled his lips and said, "This watch is 24 hours behind."
Bi Xia's face wrinkled, and An Ni wanted to beat him a violent tendency. Bi Xia stretched out his index finger to bounce the flesh of the little girl's flesh and slandered Balotelli with her. "Little baby, leave this one in the future Stay away, Uncle Hei, he forgot to take his medicine and ran out."
Balotelli screamed, the little girl couldn't understand what Bixia was saying in the book, and leaned hard towards Balotelli with two chubby hands, Bixia didn't let go, she kicked her legs and pouted her buttocks, frightened Bi Xia broke out in a cold sweat, for fear of falling the little meat ball in his arms.Balotelli took the little girl and played with him, strangled the little girl by her armpits and flew her around. The little girl looked at Balotelli with tears in her eyes, and Bi Xia slapped her Calling on Balotelli's forehead, Balotelli pouted and hugged the little girl.As soon as the little girl sat firmly, she touched Balotelli's swollen forehead with both hands. Balotelli was elated, and he kept looking at Bi Xia with frightened eyes, and Bi Xia returned two big white eyes.
The dean of the Sunshine House Orphanage is a very old nun. She walked over slowly and forcibly took the little girl away. Balotelli tried to stop her, but she gouged her eyes out. She made an exception and let them play until now. Stop pushing too hard.The Superior was tall and thin, with sunken eye sockets and a sharp chin that gave her a slightly sarcastic look.Bi Xia wanted to say something but Balotelli squeezed his palm, Bi Xia shut his mouth, and Balotelli came to a public restaurant, where there were many tables and chairs of different styles, the lights were dim and yellow, and the overall It looked small and dark.
There were pork and ham rolls and two cups of thick soup on a table. When Bi Xia sat down, he felt that the stool was not stable. He bent down and saw that the legs of the stool were different, and there was a paper pad lying on the side. When the legs of the stool are touched, the arm feels uncomfortable and sticky as soon as it touches the table.It can be seen that this orphanage has tried its best to keep it clean and tidy.
"If the children here cannot be adopted, the old nun does not want the children to depend on kind people psychologically. Although the food and clothing here are not as decent as other orphanages, the children here study the most. The old nun thinks that compared with three These children need to learn technology to support themselves.” Balotelli wiped the corner of his mouth and told him secretly, “For decades, the girls here have rarely lived in small bars. They are rarely hired into black-hearted factories."
It was difficult for Bixia to combine the holy nun that Balotelli was talking about with the figure he saw. Before leaving, Bixia gave 1 to the dean's mother, and the nun's emaciated fingers touched Bixia's hand, grinning, A small piece of bare gums was exposed, "God loves the world." Then she walked towards Balotelli, who bent his knee in cooperation, and the head nun held his face and printed a blessing kiss on his forehead, " Thank you for everything. Good boy, it will be all right."
The moon slipped out of the clouds, and the white light illuminated the furrowed folds on the nun's face. Bi Xia looked at the bulging veins on the back of her hands, and shivered coldly when the evening wind blew.If Balotelli hadn't paved the way for him, Bi Xia would have thought that the head nun was the old witch in the story who specialized in black affairs.
Bixia turned the corner and saw the head nun standing at the door watching them leave.Balotelli put his hands behind his head, kicked his legs and walked forward, almost humming happily. Suddenly, Bisha rushed out, turned his back and pressed Balotelli's face against the wall.
"Fuck! What are you doing!" Balotelli yelled in pain.
Kicked Balotelli's lower abdomen with his right leg, "Smack you!" It was hard to do it in the orphanage Bixia just now, this deserted alley is a perfect place, "Damn it, do you know that we are going crazy? I'm worried about you being kidnapped, afraid that you'll have an accident! Who knew you were fucking hiding in the orphanage to show your love!" Bi Xia's attack was very dark, that is, where it should be hit, it must be hit hard, and it shouldn't be hit He played less in places, obviously he and Mata have gained experience in playing since childhood.
Balotelli was not good at it either. He felt that the pressure on his body was slightly loose, and the muscles all over his body were tangled and stretched. After breaking free forcibly, his fists and feet flew towards Bixia.
"Damn, who are you! Dare to hit brother! You son of a bitch!"
Bixia covered his upper body with both hands, and was hit continuously on his chin and chest. He stretched out his hand and grabbed Balotelli's fist a few times, quickly grabbed Balotelli's fist with his left hand, and hit his abdomen continuously with his right fist, and then swung his arm to his face. punch.
"You lower body animal! Inter Milan doesn't need an irresponsible nigger like you!"
The two people came and went, accusing each other with curses, and finally the two entangled and beat each other, raining fists on each other's bodies, as if the weight was hitting the flesh, and the pain was so painful just by the sound.The two of them were red-eyed, they didn't care about the pain or not, they were bent on beating each other up, they didn't have enough fists, they kicked their legs and kicked them in turn.In the end, the two of them had no strength, they hugged each other's body tightly and rolled around on the ground, if they couldn't beat you to death, they just crushed you to death!
The two had vented enough, and they sat in the corner separately. Balotelli's nose was all red when he touched it. Fortunately, his dark skin did not show bruises and red marks. Bi Xia was much worse than him, and he had a good face. Being beaten up with a bruised nose and swollen face, going out with a ghost face tomorrow morning, who can be fooled!Bi Xia could almost see the reservists waving to him!
"Hey, what am I going to do tomorrow?
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