football fanatic
Chapter 28: Seven Nights Extra: Without You
How about? "Balotelli is only worried about his future now. At first, he really just wanted to skip training to save Mourinho from raising his eyebrows and criticizing him. Who knew that he missed the game because he remembered the wrong date.
"Hey you! You have done such things as escaping from training and escaping games, what are you afraid of!" Bi Xia raised his arms and patted the wall vigorously, "If you really feel that you can't survive, the wall is here, how easy it is to hit your head to death .Tomorrow no one will ask you about that crap!"
Whoa!Crack!It hurts to death!Bi Xia and Balotelli felt pain wherever they touched, they stared at each other, grinding their teeth and wanted to bite him to death.
"What are you staring at? Even if you are blind in one eye, go to the competition first, and then go to the hospital to get another eye!"
"Blind BB! You don't know anything, just shut your dog's mouth!" Balotelli was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, his big eyes were bloodshot, but Bi Xia was shocked by his tears.Balotelli wiped his face angrily, and turned his head in embarrassment.
Bixia supported the wall and stood up, hooking Balotelli's clothes, Balotelli put aside his hand, Bixia harassed him time and time again, Balotelli snorted uncontrollably, don't go Face turned his hand away, and stood up with the help of Bi Xia.
One white and one black hand held, Bixia pulled Balotelli to hug him, Balotelli felt the warm body temperature, couldn't help raising the other hand, and finally slammed it down. Pat Bi Xia on the back.
Bixia and Balotelli came to an inconspicuous bar.
The inside of the bar was smoky, the lights swirled ambiguously, and the gaudy lights hit people's faces, all of them looked like monsters in Journey to the West.
Bixia and Balotelli were sitting in front of the bar. The bartender shook his head to the blaring music. Balotelli yelled a few times but got no response. He slammed on the bar. The bartender jumped back in fright, then raised his little finger He brought over a pint of beer, ducked away, and patted his chest with a regular customer and said it was terrible.
Balotelli and Bixia are like two thugs who have just robbed a house. No one can connect these two with the two new stars of Inter Milan.
A scantily clad sexy girl swings her waist and dances towards Bixia. Along the way, different fingers move around her body to take advantage of her. Her bra and panties are filled with euros, but basically Small amount.The sexy girl put one hand on the bar and stood in front of him rubbing against Bi Xia's body, shaking her plump breasts seductively.The sexy girl has a good figure, but her face covered with foundation and poor-quality lipstick is too unappetizing. Bi Xia touched his pockets and remembered that he had left all the cash to the nuns and academicians.Seeing that Bi Xia couldn't take out the euro, the sexy girl didn't leave immediately, but instead teased Bi Xia.
"Get out! Bitch" Balotelli threw out a 5 Euro card with the largest denomination, and pushed the man away impatiently.The sexy girl didn't care about Balotelli's irascibility. After picking up the banknote, she didn't forget to seduce Bixia with her eyes. She stuck out her tongue and licked the banknote seductively.
Balotelli turned Bixia's head, "I'm so sad, you still have the mood to look at the bitch!"
Bi Xia took the beer and touched Balotelli, "OK, you say."
After drinking two bottles of beer, Balotelli talked to Bixia about the bad luck while drunk.
Last week, Balotelli reapplied for his driver's license. After holding back for half a month, he can finally drive around in his car.However, as soon as the driver's license was issued, Balotelli became angry. It turned out that the name on the driver's license was printed incorrectly, at least in Balotelli's opinion.In the name column on the driver's license, the first name is Mario, and the last name is Bawa.Balotelli's full name is Mario Bava Balotelli, where Bava is the surname of his biological parents and Balotelli is the surname of his adoptive parents.Balotelli believed that the agency that issued the driver's license had misunderstood his surname, and he demanded that Bava be changed to Balotelli.
Balotelli's biological parents didn't know how they found out about this, and they called specifically for this, thinking that he didn't need to make a fuss, but they were yelled at by Balotelli.Balotelli insisted that the licensing agency cross out his surname "Bava" and change it to "Balotelli".Balotelli doesn't want to have anything to do with his biological parents, and thinks that they only came to him after he became famous, so he obviously has the idea of getting married.But his biological parents don't think so, they always pay attention to the troubles around him under the guise of caring, and the feeling of waiting for opportunities makes Balotelli shudder.
"They all thought I had forgotten the process of being abandoned. In fact, I remembered it, and I couldn't forget it no matter what. I was alone in the hospital. It was dark, cold, hungry and afraid at night. I thought my mother had no choice, so I used The red potion drew a picture of my mother on the ground and then I lay down and pretended to be sleeping in my mother's arms."
Bi Xia suddenly realized that the way he taught the little girl came from his personal experience.
"Being with the children made me smile, and watching their lives gave me new motivation." Balotelli then talked about going to his girlfriend to comfort him, but who knew that a disagreement broke out.
It is not easy for an 18-year-old child to play football well after major changes in his life, complicated family relationships, and quarrels with his girlfriend. Balotelli had no choice but to find Mourinho, not only did Mourinho fail to give Balotelli the help and relief he longed for, he even scolded him for being stupid.
"Boss just likes you, he doesn't understand me at all. Compared with Prandelli and Mancini, I think Mourinho is the best coach I have ever met, but he doesn't Respect me, I can feel that he rejects me. But fortunately, he has improved my mental quality, so now if any head coach criticizes me, I will not take it seriously." Balotelli lay on his stomach The table kept talking, kept saying, "Boss' character is ten kilometers worse than that of Mancini, he doesn't understand me at all... He said that no one can understand me, but I think the only one who doesn't He is the one who understands me...I want to be the best player in the world..." He sat up suddenly, looked straight at Bi Xia, his breath gradually approached, and he fell on the bar again with a bang, "Better than you good."
Bi Xia looked at Balotelli, who was drunk, and his brain was jumping very hard. How to get such a big guy back?If I knew I should hang out with other people, I wouldn't have caused such a big trouble!
Bi Xia helped Balotelli up, the latter opened his eyes, looked at Bi Xia seriously, smiled, he pushed Bi Xia away, "I'll go by myself."
I saw Balotelli tilting his head, grinning silly, striding forward, shaking his hands while walking like a child.Walking to the door of the bar, he fell headlong at the door, scaring many people to scream.
In the end, Bi Xia had to buy an oversized blue box for beer from the bar, and Balotelli sank into it with his butt down and his limbs in the air, and tied a rope to drag the box to the car.Seeing the foolish eyes of passers-by, Bi Xia was almost driven crazy, and he stepped on Balotelli's face with shoe prints as if to vent his anger.
Throwing Balotelli into his house, Bixia felt that it was the best of humanity. He was so tired that his mouth was dry, so he took out a bottle of water from the refrigerator and poured it on his head.Dirty or not, Bixia lay directly on Balotelli's big bed. He tossed and turned without any sleepiness, and was very energetic.
As soon as Bixia sat up, he heard the ringing of his mobile phone. He searched for the sound and found Balotelli. When Bixia took out the mobile phone from Balotelli's trousers pocket, he accidentally rubbed his spongy body. The guy Nima stood up energetically, and Bi Xia shivered, stood up and kicked Balotelli, who was in heat.Balotelli, the pig, must die. He rolled over and lay on his side, with one leg bent and snoring rhythmically.
Bixia hung up the phone when he saw the word Bawa. How determined Balotelli's biological parents are to recognize their son can be seen from their relentlessness in the middle of the night.
Bixia took out Balotelli's computer, and then called Mata and Granero to wake him up, but he was careful not to turn on the video.As soon as the two heard that they wanted to help, they jumped on the bed into a trampoline. Bi Xia ignored them and said, "Come on, if you don't dare to help, I will expose the picture of you picking up soap!"
The villain was powerful, so Mata and Granero obediently turned on the computer and made a small software for Balotelli's cell phone overnight.Mata and Granero listened to Balotelli's story. Mata dipped his fingers in water and drew two tears under his eyes, and said something pitiful hypocritically. Granero answered in Chinese, "I saw The newcomers laugh, but the old ones cry!"
"Fart! Only when you are overwhelmed by me are you qualified to say this to me." The more Bi Xia thought about it, the more bitter he became. He stood up abruptly, with his hands on his hips, and scolded the camera, "Am I not good enough for you? You, Mata, I didn't break the principle to help you cheat in the exam. And you, Xiao Wenqing, you saw that the little pornography book was caught, and I lied to the teacher that you admired him out of conscience. Books to find relief."
Granero lowered his head shyly, "Crimes of Love is Sade's classic, it is erotic art, not a pornographic book." He looked up, "I read it to cultivate my sentiments."
Bi Xia waved his hand, "I think you should cultivate your integrity!"
After that night, Balotelli's biological mother called his mobile phone again, and the number was shown to her as empty, and she could still hear the sound of the TV hissing and flashing snowflakes, with the baby crying and the woman screaming in it. It seems that there are little boys saying "help me", and the last cry is a woman's scream.Balotelli's biological mother couldn't help trembling, her lips were purple, and the last scream was obviously her voice, she was so scared that she yelled at the people next to her, but only the air flow passed through,
37 Settlements and Scandals
Balotelli's appearance at the base caused quite a stir in the team. Many teammates looked at Balotelli with a small hook in their eyes.Now that it was confirmed that he was safe and sound, more than a dozen murderous thoughts popped up in everyone's minds in an instant, and the flames naturally shot up in clusters.If Zanetti hadn't shown the majesty of the captain, the hot-tempered Materazzi and Ibrahimovic would have taken Balotelli from the locker room to the medical room for first aid.Aside from other things, when it comes to Ibrahimovic alone, he is a black belt in Taekwondo, and there are not many people in football who dare to challenge him one-on-one.
Bixia was two steps behind Balotelli and jumped into the dressing room. He took off his glasses and hat, revealing a face that was red and blue, as if it had been painted. To avenge him, scold that kid who doesn't have eyes, and dares to offend Inter Milan.
Bi Xia didn't care about opening the closet to change clothes, kicked Balotelli's foot, and said bitterly, "Last night, I had a private conversation with Balotelli, and it was a bit miserable."
The atmosphere in the locker room suddenly became tense. Nima Balotelli was justified in escaping training and striking the game. Everyone gritted their teeth. Chill.
Balotelli's eyes hurt because of Bi Xia's face, he was so guilty, he endured the crowd's running on each other, he didn't dare to throw plates and bowls, restrained his temper, and lowered his eyebrows The one who is pleasing to the eye follows Bi Xia like a little daughter-in-law, serving tea and water, asking about her health and well-being, with the word "dog leg" almost written in her eyes.
Bi Xia is a sensible person, and he is very satisfied with Balotelli's service. He pressed Balotelli's neck hard, and persuaded him earnestly, "You are dark-skinned and ugly, and everyone will treat you with a single punch." I gave you a facelift."
Balotelli suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed Bi Xia's face and pulled it to the sides. He laughed and praised Bi Xia's face for being slippery. Bi Xia's angry eyes were bloodshot. He responded to Balotelli in the same way. People are deadlocked in the locker room to see who can't bear the pain and begs for mercy first.
On the training ground, Balotelli worked extraordinarily hard, running back and forth in front of Mourinho.It's a pity that Mourinho saw him as if he didn't see him. He didn't have the slightest rage when he learned of Balotelli's "disappearance" and completely ignored him.
Balotelli was anxious to say something, and stared at Mourinho without blinking.But Mourinho, the old ginger, was more patient than him, and he never gave him a chance to speak until the end of the morning training.
As soon as Mourinho opened his mouth, he sternly reprimanded: "For Balotte's rude, irresponsible, and reckless actions. I must not only strongly condemn them publicly, but also respond with practical actions."
Balotelli deliberately missed two days of training, in fact, he was angry with Mourinho.In fact, Balotelli is not dissatisfied with Mourinho. It feels like the junior has not been recognized by the elders, resulting in a rebellious psychology.Mourinho said that Balotelli's brain is half a genius and half a 4-year-old child. Now that he knows Balotelli's character, he should think that the carrot and stick policy is not suitable for Balotelli, because children I don't understand such complex emotional communication.As an adopted child from Africa, Balotelli had a low self-esteem since he was a child, so Balotelli's feelings about Mourinho's tone, eyes, and attitude are relatively superficial. He doesn't have the brain cells to think deeply about Mourinho. O's intention.
"A fine of 2 euros, a ban of 3 games, two league games and one Europa League game." Mourinho stood there like a wooden sculpture with no expression on his face. His final trump card sent Balotelli to the second team. Sober and sober.
What a nightmare!Balotelli thought to himself, I am in the rising period of my career, and I am ushering in a new breakthrough.Is everything going to stop here?Balotelli was filled with despair.
He actually started crying, which touched everyone deeply.They never saw Balotelli's vulnerable side.The boy in front of me is always arrogant, although he is always doing some irrelevant things, making people feel that he is really a big trouble, but he really cried, but at that moment...
Suddenly, Bi Xia felt deeply sorry for Balotelli's experience, and Bi Xia couldn't let go of such cruel words as "you can only blame yourself".
Bixia heard that Mourinho was going to drive Balotelli to the reserve team, and was worried that Balotelli would be messed up. Who knew he yelled "What the hell do you want me to do?", and sat down emotionally. Crying on the ground, wah-wah crying miserably, choked up so much that I was about to pull myself over.
The corner of Mourinho's mouth twitched suspiciously, but he was still full of anger, "If you have the courage to skip training and strike, you have to bear the consequences psychologically."
Balotelli hiccupped and glanced at Mourinho, "I didn't stop the game..." sobbing and explaining that he had misremembered the date of the game and his phone was dead, he was just sad for Mourinho He was not as nice to Bi Xia.
In the end, I just waited for Mourinho to say without emotion, "In fact, these are all nonsense."
Speaking of it, Balotelli is pitiful enough, he can't compare with anyone, and Bichabi, who insists on kissing Mourinho, is a miserable word.
Before Bixia appeared, everyone thought that Mourinho was born out of tune with geniuses, because Mourinho had always resisted Abramovich's introduction of talented stars for the team when Chelsea was in charge, and the media criticized "Special One" who only needed a group of soldiers .
Rigorous military management is the creed of the Portuguese. Discipline and sacrifice are the basis for victory in Mourinho's heart. Genius is just the opposite of his character. People with unparalleled talent are usually more loose, and they believe in freedom over restraint. Sex more than reason.The conflict between two completely opposite personalities is almost inevitable.But Bi Xia doesn't have the consciousness of a genius. He can not only become a solo soldier and change the situation of the game with his extraordinary power, but also can become an engineer who meticulously completes Mourinho's tactical arrangements, and can even put down the airs of a forward and participate in the defense. .Bixia's attitude allowed him to find a balance in getting along with Mourinho.
And Balotelli was discriminated against because of his skin color, but also because of his football talent, the fans even shouted Mourinho's slogan against Balotelli for him, but Mourinho spoke perfectly to Bi Xia , but only severely reprimanded Balotelli. This double standard made Balotelli, who thought he was peerless, depressed.However, Bixia is a rare person he meets who really cares about him. No matter how jealous Balotelli is, he can only point the finger at Mourinho.
Balotelli is eager to save the team with a heroic attitude and give Mourinho a little color, but his brain will intermittently short-circuit when assisting the defense at half-time.Naturally, Mourinho would not let go of any opportunity to hit Balotelli with a big stick. In Balotelli's eyes, the madman became a rigid and strict head coach who gave him no care at all and only asked for the slightest dissatisfaction. Balotelli subconsciously believes that no matter where he is or what he does, he will meet Mourinho's cold eyes.
If Mourinho pays attention to methods to resolve Balotelli's grievances, instead of reckless stimulation and ridicule, there will be no such incident of Balotelli's "disappearance".
Mourinho counted with his fingers, and he couldn't push all the responsibilities to Balotelli for this matter.
"Okay, the child's resistance is weak, so don't go to the reserve team to spread the second-rate infectious disease." Mourinho was trying to scare Balotelli. Dimpled out of laughter.
With the turn of the road and the bright future, Balotelli jumped up under the joking eyes of everyone, and smiled with tears on his face, which was brilliant and a bit silly.
"I apologize to everyone, I have to be honest about my actions, sometimes a moment of anger can make you do something bad, and when you make a mistake, there are things you have to say , I beg everyone's forgiveness." These words made the friends rub their eyes vigorously, whether their eyes were blurred or their brains were broken, how could the mature Balotelli in front of him be the one who can only do well in kindergarten? second-hand goods!
"You have to be responsible for cleaning the entire stadium." Mourinho did not want to make it easier for Balotelli.
One sentence pierced the sky.
After making such a big mess, Balotelli didn't learn to be quiet, and it didn't take long for him to pretend to be dead before he became active and mischievous again.
Balotelli swept the training ground with a broom and used it as a weapon before throwing it at his teammates on the sidelines.Of course Balotelli didn't want to hurt anyone, he was just joking with others, he didn't have the slightest strength when throwing the broom.After a while, Bi Xia also came to the training ground, and the broom flew past him.Bixia glanced at Balotelli, walked over with a blank face, and pushed him. Balotelli's hind legs just hit Materazzi who crawled behind him with two steps, and Balotelli's legs A corner, turned back over Materazzi fell on the grass.Materazzi stood up and gave Bixia a high-five to celebrate, Zanetti couldn't help but shook his head with a smile.
Perhaps thinking that Balotelli's prank was not good, Zanetti then took the broom back to the locker room. Balotelli refused to give up. He took off his shorts and threw it at a teammate, looking very happy.
Soon Mourinho called the team for training, and Balotelli stopped playing and trained seriously. Seeing the change in Balotelli's attitude, Mourinho did not criticize him for teasing his teammates just now.Mourinho continued to observe the players' training with his hands in his pockets.Coincidentally, Bi Xia passed by with the ball.Without any reason, and without any reason, Mourinho raised his kick, as if he was going to surprise Bixia with the ball.
For Mourinho's weird behavior, Bixia did not dodge, but stared angrily. There is a coach who likes to tease his disciples. No wonder Balotelli's brain damage is getting worse.I don't know if he was just pretending to kick, or if he was intimidated by Bi Xia, Mourinho actually took his foot back and walked over as if nothing had happened.Only then did Bi Xia turn his head, look away and chat with his teammates happily.
During the routine group confrontation in the afternoon, the first team members were surprised to find that Mourinho changed his attitude of not wanting to see Balotelli and gave him a yellow training shirt that symbolized the main force.Balotelli jumped excitedly, and all the hatred of Mourinho seemed to have made a 180-degree turn, turning into support and love.
This is a signal? !
Just as the players were speculating about the coach's actions, Mourinho gave a high-sounding reason, "This is a consolation for a person who has not been able to enter the squad for three consecutive games."
Ibrahimovic understood the coach's true thoughts, his doubts disappeared, and he winked at Bi Xia frequently.Knowing that his main position is safe, Ibrahimovic played tricks in the mood. The ball flew around, bouncing back and forth, and even hit Bixia's head, and then Materazzi's shoulder.
"Stop it! You hit someone else."
"No, no, let the horse come over here." Ibrahimovic still didn't mean to stop, and hooked his fingers at Bi Xia, like calling a puppy, "Let's play football to decide the winner, and see if we can start I finished the steal under my feet, stand up, Bi Xia, show your true skills."
He dared to play tricks in front of a player like Bi Xia. Bi Xia moved the real trick and trained like crazy, which almost killed Ibrahimovic.
"Hurry up to grab the seat, hurry up to the top, you unlucky slacker." Grasping Ibrahimovic's mistake, Bi Xia danced and booed him.
The training time passed quickly, the fiery red sunset slanted down the sky, Mourinho blew his whistle, and the players waited for the words "training is over" waiting for the stars and the moon.
"Withdraw!" Everyone ran happily into the locker room.
Balotelli had just left the locker room after taking a shower. Mourinho stood at the top of the building where the locker room of Inter Milan was located, picked up a red plastic bucket filled with cold water, and poured the water down at a height of 1 meters. Let Balotelli enjoy the taste of "Songkran Festival".
Balotelli looked up and saw who did the bad thing. He didn't dare to fart, so he hurried back to the locker room, and Mourinho on the top floor laughed out loud.
How can such a conceited man succumb to what he sees as a lot of geniuses in the football world? On the one hand, it is because of the face of Chairman Moratti. On the other hand, he cannot afford to destroy Italian football and tear apart the future star of Inter Milan charges.
Those guys are always talking stupid shit, thinking that shutting him and Balotelli in a hut for a talk will put an end to it!
The corner of Mourinho's mouth twitched heavily. Since Balotelli can't be sent to the reserve, let him calm down with ice water.Seeing Balotelli's embarrassment, Mourinho laughed for a while.
"Don't worry too much, kid." Faria said a few dry words, comforting the drenched Balotelli and explaining Mourinho's prank to him, "He is like that. His behavior is different from ordinary people. "
October 1st is Guti's 31nd birthday, but in order to prepare for the UEFA Champions League group match between Real Madrid and Juventus, the vice-captain of Real Madrid postponed the birthday party.Although the Galaxy Battleship lost 32 to 2 at home to the Bianconeri, Guti celebrated his birthday with his wife and several teammates at the local Barroque Hotel in Madrid on the second day after the fall of the Bernabéu.
At around 6 p.m., Bixia walked out of the passenger aisle in the terminal hall, and Mata and Granero jumped up and down waiting for him to appear.
Mata bought a new car, the lines are very good, the pride in Mata's eyes was overflowing, he asked Bi Xia how the car was.Bi Xia sat in the passenger seat, buckled up the seat belt, and groped here and there.
"It's an excellent suicide tool."
Mata gave a wretched smile, stretched out his hand and flicked the tip of Bi Xia's nose, "Nonsense!"
Mata slammed on the gas pedal, soaring to 25o kilometers, so that the red light could not be seen at all.The car whizzed past, only to hear Granero say, "I think it was a red light just now."
"Really?" Mata broke into a sweat and slowly slowed down, although he was a little reluctant.
Bi Xia shrugged, pretending to be stupid, "I'm afraid I didn't see it right."
After arriving at the hotel, Bixia pushed open the car door and went straight out. When he saw Guti, he gave him a big hug, "Happy birthday!"
"It was just the worst experience in my life." Granero and Guti complained.
"What?" Guti asked back.
"The ride Mata gave me."
Guti's eyes fell on Bi Xia, and he smiled pointedly, "That's Bi Xia's racing car that you haven't ridden before."
Bi Xia coughed twice, signaled Guti with his eyes that enough was enough, and then he offered a birthday gift to stop Guti's mouth.For someone as narcissistic as Goodie, an embroidery of his best looks from the past year is a very nice gift.Guti opened his eyes and saw that after the team won the championship in May, he raised the fist of the king when he took the bus for a parade.
"When I retire, I will hold an exhibition of all the embroidery you gave me—Golden Wolf Guti!"
Bixia entered the hotel and looked around, but he didn't see Raul and Cassie. He was about to ask, but he saw Guti looking at the hotel door lonely.Guti tried his best to appear relaxed and unrestrained, his blond hair was braided, but from a distance, he was always just a vague figure.
In the game against Juventus, Guti was booed by the fans because of his poor performance, and Del Piero's first goal had a lot to do with him.After the game, Guti, as the vice-captain, rarely bombarded the team for "no high-level players", and also accused teammate Iker Casillas of making mistakes in defending free kicks.
Guti didn't want to think about these days at first, but Raul and Cassie really hated him for being unrestrained, and none of them showed up.Guti's eyes were a little sneering, his heart felt as if someone had squeezed his heart tightly, that feeling was really uncomfortable.
After the meal, Guti clamored to go to the bar to continue celebrating his birthday. Mata and Granero had a league match ten hours later. They didn't dare to go clubbing the day before the game knowingly.
Guti frowned slightly on the side face. In fact, he had training a few hours later, but for some reason he just wanted to indulge tonight.
After a long time, Guti went to see Bi Xia, and the latter realized that he had been staring at Guti in a very disrespectful manner just now. Guti was so good-looking that people's eyes burst out unconsciously.Bi Xia walked with them to the parking lot, and suddenly saw a familiar Porsche parked there with double flashing lights, Bi Xia felt embarrassed and lied to Guti, "I think it's best to go back to Milan overnight, we have to prepare for the Champions League match. "
"Bi Xia, today is my birthday." There was indescribable stubbornness and grievance on his face.
"Oh...Happy birthday, Guti." Bixia managed to force a smile.
Guti lowered his head, and in the flickering light and shadow, he closed his eyes quietly, "Thank you...to accompany me on my birthday." Guti responded with a bright smile.
Bi Xia said to him, "Guti, drink less."
Guti, on the other hand, didn't say anything.
Go out with Guti, only his wife, friend Real Madrid veteran Salgado plus a Robinho.
Bi Xia drove Messi to the passenger seat and drove him to Madrid Airport.
To be honest, Messi is sometimes reluctant to let Bi Xia drive. Of course, the reason is not because his driving skills are bad, but because Bi Xia always secretes too much adrenaline.It is not safe for Bi Xia to drive by himself, and he always warns others to drive carefully.
This time, Bi Xia kept his speed at 3 kilometers, but he still felt a little slow, so he continued to step on the accelerator, 3 kilometers, 1 kilometers... Soon, the road gradually narrowed, and Messi saw that Bi Xia still did not stop Meaning, the speed had already reached 3 kilometers, and he finally couldn't take it anymore: "Bi Xia, please slow down for me, I don't have a wife or child yet!"
"What about me, you little dwarf, do I have one?" Bi Xia responded angrily.
That being said, Bi Xia stepped on the brakes to slow down, he and Messi let out a sigh of relief at the same time, and then started making fun of each other.
Bi Xia didn't know that it was because of Messi's appearance that he escaped a scandal.
On the other hand, what Guti and the others didn't expect was that when they came out of the bar, there were a lot of onlookers and reporters gathered at the door.It just happened to be photographed by a reporter from Catalonia's "TV3". Guti used a green plastic bag to cover his face in order to avoid being filmed. He said "greetings" to the reporter, just at this time the reporter's microphone moved over and picked up these two obscenities: "x your mother! x your sister!"
After all, it is not a glorious thing for a player to go clubbing, especially after Guti lost the game. As the deputy of Real Madrid, his practice may have a bad influence.
Later, a waitress at the bar broke the news to the reporter that Robinho not only danced with the beautiful woman, but also asked her for 4 condoms.
38 Bixia and Messi
In the terminal hall at two or three o'clock in the morning, under the incandescent light, there were few people, and the heels of the occasional walking past knocked on the floor one after another.
Bi Xia's legs were crossed on the chair, his whole body was wrapped in a coat, leaving only one head exposed, his head was tilted up, his neck was leaning against the back of the chair, his mouth was open and his eyelids were drooping, drowsy.In the haze, a figure approached, his eyes were not opened, Bi Xia stretched out his paws and scratched forward, a soft sneer sounded, he opened his eyes suddenly, and stared at the person in a daze.
Seeing Bi Xia's rounded eyes, shaking his head clearly gave him the feeling of a small animal, not a cat, but a bit like a lion cub, almost harmless, waving and wanting to shout "I am the lion king" This momentum.
Messi took the meat dog coffee and slipped it under Bi Xia's nose. Bi Xia yawned, a tear came out from the corner of his eye, and he opened the food with his nose like a pig. With a strong nasal voice, "Look at your football, eat it again, be careful I will shoot you as a football." As he said, he poked his stomach with his fingers cunningly, the flesh was soft and soft, and the more he poked, the more he poked. The more addictive it is.
With a move of Messi's waist, he looked down at his stomach that was folded into a three-section stick when he sat down, and those two small eyes slid towards Bi Xia's body, and Bi Xia shrank into his coat to cover himself tightly. Shi, "I'm not a grass boat, don't shoot your cunt at me. Besides, a man like brother looks thin when he wears clothes, and he has flesh when he takes off his clothes. You can't envy him."
Messi turned his head and bit the food hard, Bi Xia slouched on the chair and said weakly, "I'm so tired."
"If you fly back and forth that day, you won't be exhausted."
Bi Xia looked at the dark night outside the glass, and the lights on both sides of the runway were like stars in the night sky.Bi Xia closed her eyes, unable to fall asleep after moving around, the sound of the plane taking off and landing roared in her ears.He simply sat down and slapped Messi with his arm, "Hey, I'll tell you a ghost story."
As if pressing the pause button, Messi stopped chewing, looking at the deserted terminal and the dark glass windows, he turned his head with a click, and stared at Bi Xia warily, "Tell me about your size." Why don’t you tell me why you gave up treatment?” The last sentence was ridiculed in weird Chinese, with Bi Xia’s local accent.
This sample is a quick learner.Bi Xia's arm rested on Messi's shoulders, and he was lying on top of him with a flirtatious expression, "You fucking robbed me of my bed, how can I treat it?"
Messi raised his big face, wiped the sauce on his mouth, and looked at Bixia, who was insane. He said this, but how could he answer, but Messi's eyes turned into circles of mosquito coils, and he didn't do anything. Understand what Bi Xia's words mean.
Bi Xia smiled and patted Messi's head, then suddenly wiped his clothes with his hands, "Damn, you didn't wash your hair."
Messi's eyeballs slanted and stared at you.Bi Xia laughed, rubbing his head against Messi's shoulder, his hair falling down in a mess.
"How did you get to Madrid? Be careful that the people of Madrid have ulterior motives and make you never return."
"I miss you." Messi touched Bi Xia's hair, feeling the smooth touch in his palm, chatting painfully with Bi Xia.
"You should go to therapy."
"I don't want to be treated." Messi played a rogue, "I can't like you after treatment."
"Why not!
"Hey you! You have done such things as escaping from training and escaping games, what are you afraid of!" Bi Xia raised his arms and patted the wall vigorously, "If you really feel that you can't survive, the wall is here, how easy it is to hit your head to death .Tomorrow no one will ask you about that crap!"
Whoa!Crack!It hurts to death!Bi Xia and Balotelli felt pain wherever they touched, they stared at each other, grinding their teeth and wanted to bite him to death.
"What are you staring at? Even if you are blind in one eye, go to the competition first, and then go to the hospital to get another eye!"
"Blind BB! You don't know anything, just shut your dog's mouth!" Balotelli was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, his big eyes were bloodshot, but Bi Xia was shocked by his tears.Balotelli wiped his face angrily, and turned his head in embarrassment.
Bixia supported the wall and stood up, hooking Balotelli's clothes, Balotelli put aside his hand, Bixia harassed him time and time again, Balotelli snorted uncontrollably, don't go Face turned his hand away, and stood up with the help of Bi Xia.
One white and one black hand held, Bixia pulled Balotelli to hug him, Balotelli felt the warm body temperature, couldn't help raising the other hand, and finally slammed it down. Pat Bi Xia on the back.
Bixia and Balotelli came to an inconspicuous bar.
The inside of the bar was smoky, the lights swirled ambiguously, and the gaudy lights hit people's faces, all of them looked like monsters in Journey to the West.
Bixia and Balotelli were sitting in front of the bar. The bartender shook his head to the blaring music. Balotelli yelled a few times but got no response. He slammed on the bar. The bartender jumped back in fright, then raised his little finger He brought over a pint of beer, ducked away, and patted his chest with a regular customer and said it was terrible.
Balotelli and Bixia are like two thugs who have just robbed a house. No one can connect these two with the two new stars of Inter Milan.
A scantily clad sexy girl swings her waist and dances towards Bixia. Along the way, different fingers move around her body to take advantage of her. Her bra and panties are filled with euros, but basically Small amount.The sexy girl put one hand on the bar and stood in front of him rubbing against Bi Xia's body, shaking her plump breasts seductively.The sexy girl has a good figure, but her face covered with foundation and poor-quality lipstick is too unappetizing. Bi Xia touched his pockets and remembered that he had left all the cash to the nuns and academicians.Seeing that Bi Xia couldn't take out the euro, the sexy girl didn't leave immediately, but instead teased Bi Xia.
"Get out! Bitch" Balotelli threw out a 5 Euro card with the largest denomination, and pushed the man away impatiently.The sexy girl didn't care about Balotelli's irascibility. After picking up the banknote, she didn't forget to seduce Bixia with her eyes. She stuck out her tongue and licked the banknote seductively.
Balotelli turned Bixia's head, "I'm so sad, you still have the mood to look at the bitch!"
Bi Xia took the beer and touched Balotelli, "OK, you say."
After drinking two bottles of beer, Balotelli talked to Bixia about the bad luck while drunk.
Last week, Balotelli reapplied for his driver's license. After holding back for half a month, he can finally drive around in his car.However, as soon as the driver's license was issued, Balotelli became angry. It turned out that the name on the driver's license was printed incorrectly, at least in Balotelli's opinion.In the name column on the driver's license, the first name is Mario, and the last name is Bawa.Balotelli's full name is Mario Bava Balotelli, where Bava is the surname of his biological parents and Balotelli is the surname of his adoptive parents.Balotelli believed that the agency that issued the driver's license had misunderstood his surname, and he demanded that Bava be changed to Balotelli.
Balotelli's biological parents didn't know how they found out about this, and they called specifically for this, thinking that he didn't need to make a fuss, but they were yelled at by Balotelli.Balotelli insisted that the licensing agency cross out his surname "Bava" and change it to "Balotelli".Balotelli doesn't want to have anything to do with his biological parents, and thinks that they only came to him after he became famous, so he obviously has the idea of getting married.But his biological parents don't think so, they always pay attention to the troubles around him under the guise of caring, and the feeling of waiting for opportunities makes Balotelli shudder.
"They all thought I had forgotten the process of being abandoned. In fact, I remembered it, and I couldn't forget it no matter what. I was alone in the hospital. It was dark, cold, hungry and afraid at night. I thought my mother had no choice, so I used The red potion drew a picture of my mother on the ground and then I lay down and pretended to be sleeping in my mother's arms."
Bi Xia suddenly realized that the way he taught the little girl came from his personal experience.
"Being with the children made me smile, and watching their lives gave me new motivation." Balotelli then talked about going to his girlfriend to comfort him, but who knew that a disagreement broke out.
It is not easy for an 18-year-old child to play football well after major changes in his life, complicated family relationships, and quarrels with his girlfriend. Balotelli had no choice but to find Mourinho, not only did Mourinho fail to give Balotelli the help and relief he longed for, he even scolded him for being stupid.
"Boss just likes you, he doesn't understand me at all. Compared with Prandelli and Mancini, I think Mourinho is the best coach I have ever met, but he doesn't Respect me, I can feel that he rejects me. But fortunately, he has improved my mental quality, so now if any head coach criticizes me, I will not take it seriously." Balotelli lay on his stomach The table kept talking, kept saying, "Boss' character is ten kilometers worse than that of Mancini, he doesn't understand me at all... He said that no one can understand me, but I think the only one who doesn't He is the one who understands me...I want to be the best player in the world..." He sat up suddenly, looked straight at Bi Xia, his breath gradually approached, and he fell on the bar again with a bang, "Better than you good."
Bi Xia looked at Balotelli, who was drunk, and his brain was jumping very hard. How to get such a big guy back?If I knew I should hang out with other people, I wouldn't have caused such a big trouble!
Bi Xia helped Balotelli up, the latter opened his eyes, looked at Bi Xia seriously, smiled, he pushed Bi Xia away, "I'll go by myself."
I saw Balotelli tilting his head, grinning silly, striding forward, shaking his hands while walking like a child.Walking to the door of the bar, he fell headlong at the door, scaring many people to scream.
In the end, Bi Xia had to buy an oversized blue box for beer from the bar, and Balotelli sank into it with his butt down and his limbs in the air, and tied a rope to drag the box to the car.Seeing the foolish eyes of passers-by, Bi Xia was almost driven crazy, and he stepped on Balotelli's face with shoe prints as if to vent his anger.
Throwing Balotelli into his house, Bixia felt that it was the best of humanity. He was so tired that his mouth was dry, so he took out a bottle of water from the refrigerator and poured it on his head.Dirty or not, Bixia lay directly on Balotelli's big bed. He tossed and turned without any sleepiness, and was very energetic.
As soon as Bixia sat up, he heard the ringing of his mobile phone. He searched for the sound and found Balotelli. When Bixia took out the mobile phone from Balotelli's trousers pocket, he accidentally rubbed his spongy body. The guy Nima stood up energetically, and Bi Xia shivered, stood up and kicked Balotelli, who was in heat.Balotelli, the pig, must die. He rolled over and lay on his side, with one leg bent and snoring rhythmically.
Bixia hung up the phone when he saw the word Bawa. How determined Balotelli's biological parents are to recognize their son can be seen from their relentlessness in the middle of the night.
Bixia took out Balotelli's computer, and then called Mata and Granero to wake him up, but he was careful not to turn on the video.As soon as the two heard that they wanted to help, they jumped on the bed into a trampoline. Bi Xia ignored them and said, "Come on, if you don't dare to help, I will expose the picture of you picking up soap!"
The villain was powerful, so Mata and Granero obediently turned on the computer and made a small software for Balotelli's cell phone overnight.Mata and Granero listened to Balotelli's story. Mata dipped his fingers in water and drew two tears under his eyes, and said something pitiful hypocritically. Granero answered in Chinese, "I saw The newcomers laugh, but the old ones cry!"
"Fart! Only when you are overwhelmed by me are you qualified to say this to me." The more Bi Xia thought about it, the more bitter he became. He stood up abruptly, with his hands on his hips, and scolded the camera, "Am I not good enough for you? You, Mata, I didn't break the principle to help you cheat in the exam. And you, Xiao Wenqing, you saw that the little pornography book was caught, and I lied to the teacher that you admired him out of conscience. Books to find relief."
Granero lowered his head shyly, "Crimes of Love is Sade's classic, it is erotic art, not a pornographic book." He looked up, "I read it to cultivate my sentiments."
Bi Xia waved his hand, "I think you should cultivate your integrity!"
After that night, Balotelli's biological mother called his mobile phone again, and the number was shown to her as empty, and she could still hear the sound of the TV hissing and flashing snowflakes, with the baby crying and the woman screaming in it. It seems that there are little boys saying "help me", and the last cry is a woman's scream.Balotelli's biological mother couldn't help trembling, her lips were purple, and the last scream was obviously her voice, she was so scared that she yelled at the people next to her, but only the air flow passed through,
37 Settlements and Scandals
Balotelli's appearance at the base caused quite a stir in the team. Many teammates looked at Balotelli with a small hook in their eyes.Now that it was confirmed that he was safe and sound, more than a dozen murderous thoughts popped up in everyone's minds in an instant, and the flames naturally shot up in clusters.If Zanetti hadn't shown the majesty of the captain, the hot-tempered Materazzi and Ibrahimovic would have taken Balotelli from the locker room to the medical room for first aid.Aside from other things, when it comes to Ibrahimovic alone, he is a black belt in Taekwondo, and there are not many people in football who dare to challenge him one-on-one.
Bixia was two steps behind Balotelli and jumped into the dressing room. He took off his glasses and hat, revealing a face that was red and blue, as if it had been painted. To avenge him, scold that kid who doesn't have eyes, and dares to offend Inter Milan.
Bi Xia didn't care about opening the closet to change clothes, kicked Balotelli's foot, and said bitterly, "Last night, I had a private conversation with Balotelli, and it was a bit miserable."
The atmosphere in the locker room suddenly became tense. Nima Balotelli was justified in escaping training and striking the game. Everyone gritted their teeth. Chill.
Balotelli's eyes hurt because of Bi Xia's face, he was so guilty, he endured the crowd's running on each other, he didn't dare to throw plates and bowls, restrained his temper, and lowered his eyebrows The one who is pleasing to the eye follows Bi Xia like a little daughter-in-law, serving tea and water, asking about her health and well-being, with the word "dog leg" almost written in her eyes.
Bi Xia is a sensible person, and he is very satisfied with Balotelli's service. He pressed Balotelli's neck hard, and persuaded him earnestly, "You are dark-skinned and ugly, and everyone will treat you with a single punch." I gave you a facelift."
Balotelli suddenly stretched out his hands and grabbed Bi Xia's face and pulled it to the sides. He laughed and praised Bi Xia's face for being slippery. Bi Xia's angry eyes were bloodshot. He responded to Balotelli in the same way. People are deadlocked in the locker room to see who can't bear the pain and begs for mercy first.
On the training ground, Balotelli worked extraordinarily hard, running back and forth in front of Mourinho.It's a pity that Mourinho saw him as if he didn't see him. He didn't have the slightest rage when he learned of Balotelli's "disappearance" and completely ignored him.
Balotelli was anxious to say something, and stared at Mourinho without blinking.But Mourinho, the old ginger, was more patient than him, and he never gave him a chance to speak until the end of the morning training.
As soon as Mourinho opened his mouth, he sternly reprimanded: "For Balotte's rude, irresponsible, and reckless actions. I must not only strongly condemn them publicly, but also respond with practical actions."
Balotelli deliberately missed two days of training, in fact, he was angry with Mourinho.In fact, Balotelli is not dissatisfied with Mourinho. It feels like the junior has not been recognized by the elders, resulting in a rebellious psychology.Mourinho said that Balotelli's brain is half a genius and half a 4-year-old child. Now that he knows Balotelli's character, he should think that the carrot and stick policy is not suitable for Balotelli, because children I don't understand such complex emotional communication.As an adopted child from Africa, Balotelli had a low self-esteem since he was a child, so Balotelli's feelings about Mourinho's tone, eyes, and attitude are relatively superficial. He doesn't have the brain cells to think deeply about Mourinho. O's intention.
"A fine of 2 euros, a ban of 3 games, two league games and one Europa League game." Mourinho stood there like a wooden sculpture with no expression on his face. His final trump card sent Balotelli to the second team. Sober and sober.
What a nightmare!Balotelli thought to himself, I am in the rising period of my career, and I am ushering in a new breakthrough.Is everything going to stop here?Balotelli was filled with despair.
He actually started crying, which touched everyone deeply.They never saw Balotelli's vulnerable side.The boy in front of me is always arrogant, although he is always doing some irrelevant things, making people feel that he is really a big trouble, but he really cried, but at that moment...
Suddenly, Bi Xia felt deeply sorry for Balotelli's experience, and Bi Xia couldn't let go of such cruel words as "you can only blame yourself".
Bixia heard that Mourinho was going to drive Balotelli to the reserve team, and was worried that Balotelli would be messed up. Who knew he yelled "What the hell do you want me to do?", and sat down emotionally. Crying on the ground, wah-wah crying miserably, choked up so much that I was about to pull myself over.
The corner of Mourinho's mouth twitched suspiciously, but he was still full of anger, "If you have the courage to skip training and strike, you have to bear the consequences psychologically."
Balotelli hiccupped and glanced at Mourinho, "I didn't stop the game..." sobbing and explaining that he had misremembered the date of the game and his phone was dead, he was just sad for Mourinho He was not as nice to Bi Xia.
In the end, I just waited for Mourinho to say without emotion, "In fact, these are all nonsense."
Speaking of it, Balotelli is pitiful enough, he can't compare with anyone, and Bichabi, who insists on kissing Mourinho, is a miserable word.
Before Bixia appeared, everyone thought that Mourinho was born out of tune with geniuses, because Mourinho had always resisted Abramovich's introduction of talented stars for the team when Chelsea was in charge, and the media criticized "Special One" who only needed a group of soldiers .
Rigorous military management is the creed of the Portuguese. Discipline and sacrifice are the basis for victory in Mourinho's heart. Genius is just the opposite of his character. People with unparalleled talent are usually more loose, and they believe in freedom over restraint. Sex more than reason.The conflict between two completely opposite personalities is almost inevitable.But Bi Xia doesn't have the consciousness of a genius. He can not only become a solo soldier and change the situation of the game with his extraordinary power, but also can become an engineer who meticulously completes Mourinho's tactical arrangements, and can even put down the airs of a forward and participate in the defense. .Bixia's attitude allowed him to find a balance in getting along with Mourinho.
And Balotelli was discriminated against because of his skin color, but also because of his football talent, the fans even shouted Mourinho's slogan against Balotelli for him, but Mourinho spoke perfectly to Bi Xia , but only severely reprimanded Balotelli. This double standard made Balotelli, who thought he was peerless, depressed.However, Bixia is a rare person he meets who really cares about him. No matter how jealous Balotelli is, he can only point the finger at Mourinho.
Balotelli is eager to save the team with a heroic attitude and give Mourinho a little color, but his brain will intermittently short-circuit when assisting the defense at half-time.Naturally, Mourinho would not let go of any opportunity to hit Balotelli with a big stick. In Balotelli's eyes, the madman became a rigid and strict head coach who gave him no care at all and only asked for the slightest dissatisfaction. Balotelli subconsciously believes that no matter where he is or what he does, he will meet Mourinho's cold eyes.
If Mourinho pays attention to methods to resolve Balotelli's grievances, instead of reckless stimulation and ridicule, there will be no such incident of Balotelli's "disappearance".
Mourinho counted with his fingers, and he couldn't push all the responsibilities to Balotelli for this matter.
"Okay, the child's resistance is weak, so don't go to the reserve team to spread the second-rate infectious disease." Mourinho was trying to scare Balotelli. Dimpled out of laughter.
With the turn of the road and the bright future, Balotelli jumped up under the joking eyes of everyone, and smiled with tears on his face, which was brilliant and a bit silly.
"I apologize to everyone, I have to be honest about my actions, sometimes a moment of anger can make you do something bad, and when you make a mistake, there are things you have to say , I beg everyone's forgiveness." These words made the friends rub their eyes vigorously, whether their eyes were blurred or their brains were broken, how could the mature Balotelli in front of him be the one who can only do well in kindergarten? second-hand goods!
"You have to be responsible for cleaning the entire stadium." Mourinho did not want to make it easier for Balotelli.
One sentence pierced the sky.
After making such a big mess, Balotelli didn't learn to be quiet, and it didn't take long for him to pretend to be dead before he became active and mischievous again.
Balotelli swept the training ground with a broom and used it as a weapon before throwing it at his teammates on the sidelines.Of course Balotelli didn't want to hurt anyone, he was just joking with others, he didn't have the slightest strength when throwing the broom.After a while, Bi Xia also came to the training ground, and the broom flew past him.Bixia glanced at Balotelli, walked over with a blank face, and pushed him. Balotelli's hind legs just hit Materazzi who crawled behind him with two steps, and Balotelli's legs A corner, turned back over Materazzi fell on the grass.Materazzi stood up and gave Bixia a high-five to celebrate, Zanetti couldn't help but shook his head with a smile.
Perhaps thinking that Balotelli's prank was not good, Zanetti then took the broom back to the locker room. Balotelli refused to give up. He took off his shorts and threw it at a teammate, looking very happy.
Soon Mourinho called the team for training, and Balotelli stopped playing and trained seriously. Seeing the change in Balotelli's attitude, Mourinho did not criticize him for teasing his teammates just now.Mourinho continued to observe the players' training with his hands in his pockets.Coincidentally, Bi Xia passed by with the ball.Without any reason, and without any reason, Mourinho raised his kick, as if he was going to surprise Bixia with the ball.
For Mourinho's weird behavior, Bixia did not dodge, but stared angrily. There is a coach who likes to tease his disciples. No wonder Balotelli's brain damage is getting worse.I don't know if he was just pretending to kick, or if he was intimidated by Bi Xia, Mourinho actually took his foot back and walked over as if nothing had happened.Only then did Bi Xia turn his head, look away and chat with his teammates happily.
During the routine group confrontation in the afternoon, the first team members were surprised to find that Mourinho changed his attitude of not wanting to see Balotelli and gave him a yellow training shirt that symbolized the main force.Balotelli jumped excitedly, and all the hatred of Mourinho seemed to have made a 180-degree turn, turning into support and love.
This is a signal? !
Just as the players were speculating about the coach's actions, Mourinho gave a high-sounding reason, "This is a consolation for a person who has not been able to enter the squad for three consecutive games."
Ibrahimovic understood the coach's true thoughts, his doubts disappeared, and he winked at Bi Xia frequently.Knowing that his main position is safe, Ibrahimovic played tricks in the mood. The ball flew around, bouncing back and forth, and even hit Bixia's head, and then Materazzi's shoulder.
"Stop it! You hit someone else."
"No, no, let the horse come over here." Ibrahimovic still didn't mean to stop, and hooked his fingers at Bi Xia, like calling a puppy, "Let's play football to decide the winner, and see if we can start I finished the steal under my feet, stand up, Bi Xia, show your true skills."
He dared to play tricks in front of a player like Bi Xia. Bi Xia moved the real trick and trained like crazy, which almost killed Ibrahimovic.
"Hurry up to grab the seat, hurry up to the top, you unlucky slacker." Grasping Ibrahimovic's mistake, Bi Xia danced and booed him.
The training time passed quickly, the fiery red sunset slanted down the sky, Mourinho blew his whistle, and the players waited for the words "training is over" waiting for the stars and the moon.
"Withdraw!" Everyone ran happily into the locker room.
Balotelli had just left the locker room after taking a shower. Mourinho stood at the top of the building where the locker room of Inter Milan was located, picked up a red plastic bucket filled with cold water, and poured the water down at a height of 1 meters. Let Balotelli enjoy the taste of "Songkran Festival".
Balotelli looked up and saw who did the bad thing. He didn't dare to fart, so he hurried back to the locker room, and Mourinho on the top floor laughed out loud.
How can such a conceited man succumb to what he sees as a lot of geniuses in the football world? On the one hand, it is because of the face of Chairman Moratti. On the other hand, he cannot afford to destroy Italian football and tear apart the future star of Inter Milan charges.
Those guys are always talking stupid shit, thinking that shutting him and Balotelli in a hut for a talk will put an end to it!
The corner of Mourinho's mouth twitched heavily. Since Balotelli can't be sent to the reserve, let him calm down with ice water.Seeing Balotelli's embarrassment, Mourinho laughed for a while.
"Don't worry too much, kid." Faria said a few dry words, comforting the drenched Balotelli and explaining Mourinho's prank to him, "He is like that. His behavior is different from ordinary people. "
October 1st is Guti's 31nd birthday, but in order to prepare for the UEFA Champions League group match between Real Madrid and Juventus, the vice-captain of Real Madrid postponed the birthday party.Although the Galaxy Battleship lost 32 to 2 at home to the Bianconeri, Guti celebrated his birthday with his wife and several teammates at the local Barroque Hotel in Madrid on the second day after the fall of the Bernabéu.
At around 6 p.m., Bixia walked out of the passenger aisle in the terminal hall, and Mata and Granero jumped up and down waiting for him to appear.
Mata bought a new car, the lines are very good, the pride in Mata's eyes was overflowing, he asked Bi Xia how the car was.Bi Xia sat in the passenger seat, buckled up the seat belt, and groped here and there.
"It's an excellent suicide tool."
Mata gave a wretched smile, stretched out his hand and flicked the tip of Bi Xia's nose, "Nonsense!"
Mata slammed on the gas pedal, soaring to 25o kilometers, so that the red light could not be seen at all.The car whizzed past, only to hear Granero say, "I think it was a red light just now."
"Really?" Mata broke into a sweat and slowly slowed down, although he was a little reluctant.
Bi Xia shrugged, pretending to be stupid, "I'm afraid I didn't see it right."
After arriving at the hotel, Bixia pushed open the car door and went straight out. When he saw Guti, he gave him a big hug, "Happy birthday!"
"It was just the worst experience in my life." Granero and Guti complained.
"What?" Guti asked back.
"The ride Mata gave me."
Guti's eyes fell on Bi Xia, and he smiled pointedly, "That's Bi Xia's racing car that you haven't ridden before."
Bi Xia coughed twice, signaled Guti with his eyes that enough was enough, and then he offered a birthday gift to stop Guti's mouth.For someone as narcissistic as Goodie, an embroidery of his best looks from the past year is a very nice gift.Guti opened his eyes and saw that after the team won the championship in May, he raised the fist of the king when he took the bus for a parade.
"When I retire, I will hold an exhibition of all the embroidery you gave me—Golden Wolf Guti!"
Bixia entered the hotel and looked around, but he didn't see Raul and Cassie. He was about to ask, but he saw Guti looking at the hotel door lonely.Guti tried his best to appear relaxed and unrestrained, his blond hair was braided, but from a distance, he was always just a vague figure.
In the game against Juventus, Guti was booed by the fans because of his poor performance, and Del Piero's first goal had a lot to do with him.After the game, Guti, as the vice-captain, rarely bombarded the team for "no high-level players", and also accused teammate Iker Casillas of making mistakes in defending free kicks.
Guti didn't want to think about these days at first, but Raul and Cassie really hated him for being unrestrained, and none of them showed up.Guti's eyes were a little sneering, his heart felt as if someone had squeezed his heart tightly, that feeling was really uncomfortable.
After the meal, Guti clamored to go to the bar to continue celebrating his birthday. Mata and Granero had a league match ten hours later. They didn't dare to go clubbing the day before the game knowingly.
Guti frowned slightly on the side face. In fact, he had training a few hours later, but for some reason he just wanted to indulge tonight.
After a long time, Guti went to see Bi Xia, and the latter realized that he had been staring at Guti in a very disrespectful manner just now. Guti was so good-looking that people's eyes burst out unconsciously.Bi Xia walked with them to the parking lot, and suddenly saw a familiar Porsche parked there with double flashing lights, Bi Xia felt embarrassed and lied to Guti, "I think it's best to go back to Milan overnight, we have to prepare for the Champions League match. "
"Bi Xia, today is my birthday." There was indescribable stubbornness and grievance on his face.
"Oh...Happy birthday, Guti." Bixia managed to force a smile.
Guti lowered his head, and in the flickering light and shadow, he closed his eyes quietly, "Thank you...to accompany me on my birthday." Guti responded with a bright smile.
Bi Xia said to him, "Guti, drink less."
Guti, on the other hand, didn't say anything.
Go out with Guti, only his wife, friend Real Madrid veteran Salgado plus a Robinho.
Bi Xia drove Messi to the passenger seat and drove him to Madrid Airport.
To be honest, Messi is sometimes reluctant to let Bi Xia drive. Of course, the reason is not because his driving skills are bad, but because Bi Xia always secretes too much adrenaline.It is not safe for Bi Xia to drive by himself, and he always warns others to drive carefully.
This time, Bi Xia kept his speed at 3 kilometers, but he still felt a little slow, so he continued to step on the accelerator, 3 kilometers, 1 kilometers... Soon, the road gradually narrowed, and Messi saw that Bi Xia still did not stop Meaning, the speed had already reached 3 kilometers, and he finally couldn't take it anymore: "Bi Xia, please slow down for me, I don't have a wife or child yet!"
"What about me, you little dwarf, do I have one?" Bi Xia responded angrily.
That being said, Bi Xia stepped on the brakes to slow down, he and Messi let out a sigh of relief at the same time, and then started making fun of each other.
Bi Xia didn't know that it was because of Messi's appearance that he escaped a scandal.
On the other hand, what Guti and the others didn't expect was that when they came out of the bar, there were a lot of onlookers and reporters gathered at the door.It just happened to be photographed by a reporter from Catalonia's "TV3". Guti used a green plastic bag to cover his face in order to avoid being filmed. He said "greetings" to the reporter, just at this time the reporter's microphone moved over and picked up these two obscenities: "x your mother! x your sister!"
After all, it is not a glorious thing for a player to go clubbing, especially after Guti lost the game. As the deputy of Real Madrid, his practice may have a bad influence.
Later, a waitress at the bar broke the news to the reporter that Robinho not only danced with the beautiful woman, but also asked her for 4 condoms.
38 Bixia and Messi
In the terminal hall at two or three o'clock in the morning, under the incandescent light, there were few people, and the heels of the occasional walking past knocked on the floor one after another.
Bi Xia's legs were crossed on the chair, his whole body was wrapped in a coat, leaving only one head exposed, his head was tilted up, his neck was leaning against the back of the chair, his mouth was open and his eyelids were drooping, drowsy.In the haze, a figure approached, his eyes were not opened, Bi Xia stretched out his paws and scratched forward, a soft sneer sounded, he opened his eyes suddenly, and stared at the person in a daze.
Seeing Bi Xia's rounded eyes, shaking his head clearly gave him the feeling of a small animal, not a cat, but a bit like a lion cub, almost harmless, waving and wanting to shout "I am the lion king" This momentum.
Messi took the meat dog coffee and slipped it under Bi Xia's nose. Bi Xia yawned, a tear came out from the corner of his eye, and he opened the food with his nose like a pig. With a strong nasal voice, "Look at your football, eat it again, be careful I will shoot you as a football." As he said, he poked his stomach with his fingers cunningly, the flesh was soft and soft, and the more he poked, the more he poked. The more addictive it is.
With a move of Messi's waist, he looked down at his stomach that was folded into a three-section stick when he sat down, and those two small eyes slid towards Bi Xia's body, and Bi Xia shrank into his coat to cover himself tightly. Shi, "I'm not a grass boat, don't shoot your cunt at me. Besides, a man like brother looks thin when he wears clothes, and he has flesh when he takes off his clothes. You can't envy him."
Messi turned his head and bit the food hard, Bi Xia slouched on the chair and said weakly, "I'm so tired."
"If you fly back and forth that day, you won't be exhausted."
Bi Xia looked at the dark night outside the glass, and the lights on both sides of the runway were like stars in the night sky.Bi Xia closed her eyes, unable to fall asleep after moving around, the sound of the plane taking off and landing roared in her ears.He simply sat down and slapped Messi with his arm, "Hey, I'll tell you a ghost story."
As if pressing the pause button, Messi stopped chewing, looking at the deserted terminal and the dark glass windows, he turned his head with a click, and stared at Bi Xia warily, "Tell me about your size." Why don’t you tell me why you gave up treatment?” The last sentence was ridiculed in weird Chinese, with Bi Xia’s local accent.
This sample is a quick learner.Bi Xia's arm rested on Messi's shoulders, and he was lying on top of him with a flirtatious expression, "You fucking robbed me of my bed, how can I treat it?"
Messi raised his big face, wiped the sauce on his mouth, and looked at Bixia, who was insane. He said this, but how could he answer, but Messi's eyes turned into circles of mosquito coils, and he didn't do anything. Understand what Bi Xia's words mean.
Bi Xia smiled and patted Messi's head, then suddenly wiped his clothes with his hands, "Damn, you didn't wash your hair."
Messi's eyeballs slanted and stared at you.Bi Xia laughed, rubbing his head against Messi's shoulder, his hair falling down in a mess.
"How did you get to Madrid? Be careful that the people of Madrid have ulterior motives and make you never return."
"I miss you." Messi touched Bi Xia's hair, feeling the smooth touch in his palm, chatting painfully with Bi Xia.
"You should go to therapy."
"I don't want to be treated." Messi played a rogue, "I can't like you after treatment."
"Why not!
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