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Before Inter Milan had time to complain, they ushered in the opportunity to avenge Fiorentina. The Coppa Italia semi-finals took the lead in Inter Milan's home court. Inter Milan's opponent was the last round of draws with Inter Milan, which caused the Nerazzurri to lose the leader position Viola Fiorentina.

Inter Milan met Viola Fiorentina for the second time in three days. Everyone is questioning whether the Nerazzurri, who lost their top position and are experiencing the torment of the devil's schedule, can regain their domineering domestic competition.

After being silent for a week under the ridicule of the media, Inter Milan eliminated Florence cleanly with a score of 1:0 in the two rounds, and joined Rome in the final on May 5.

Even if Inter Milan lost their lead in the league, the media rarely fanned the flames and called Mourinho out of get out of class.It turns out that after Inter Milan double-killed Chelsea, they eliminated CSKA heartily and vividly, relieving their 7-year hatred.The results of the Champions League semi-finals far exceeded expectations at the beginning of the season. Mourinho's popularity soared among the Nerazzurri fans. Nerazzurri shouted that the magic bird deserves a long-term contract.

The action of Inter Milan's top management is contrary to the attitude of the fans. In their view, there is a liquidated damages of 1600 million euros, and Mourinho can't fly.Inter Milan judges others by themselves. They think that unless there is a hole in the brain, no club will waste so many euros for a coach.Inter Milan executives think that Mourinho is the meat in their bowl, but they don't know that Mourinho himself has long been dissatisfied with Serie A and Italian football.

After advancing to the final of the Coppa Italia, Inter Milan returned to the league and ushered in the second national derby with Juventus.Inter Milan now lacks the domineering spirit of eating up opponents in one go in the mid-term of the league.But even so, the Inter Milan league, cup and Champions League are all there, and there are still more or less hopes of winning the championship, so the Italian media couldn't bear the loneliness and played the slogan "Inter Milan Triple Crown".

Mourinho accused the media of being imaginative in his pre-match press conference, and he clarified solemnly, "Triple crown? I'm sure I didn't say that."

Mourinho very seriously denied that Inter Milan's goal is the Triple Crown, "Inter Milan is not a favorite for the championship, but a candidate team."

Immediately, a reporter pointed out that Inter Milan was overtaken by Roma, and asked Mourinho: "Do you think that half of the league championship trophy has fallen out of your pocket?"

Mourinho twitched the corner of his mouth, half-smile, "I don't know. All I know is that someone did steal it. This is what your Italian judge told the world." Mourinho cryptically criticized the referee, he Accused of having Italian presence against Inter Milan campaign.When the reporter continued to ask questions, Mourinho put his index finger in front of his lips as if to shut up, and then walked out of the press conference with a kiss on the Inter Milan team badge.

Nerazzurri was moved by Mourinho's true feelings.The more dangerous the external environment is, the more united Mu's Inter Milan is. They are now a tight and tense string, relying on an unyielding belief to persist in every game.

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On April 2010, 4, only 17 seconds into the game, Bixia ran to the Juventus penalty area, received a big pass from Sneijder, and shot into the Juventus goal.

The momentum of Juventus bottoming out was disrupted by Bi Xia. Bi Xia's hatred was well established, and he was violated 20 times in more than 4 minutes. upside down.

In fact, three Inter players were booked for only 10 fouls.Juventus players fouled 30 times, but received fewer cards than Inter Milan.

"Hey hey!"

"Fuck Nima!"

"Buddha bless!"

Chinese fans cursed at Juventus, angrily denouncing the Bianconeri as a martial arts team!

"The kick is too dirty! I didn't win the ball, but I ruined my reputation!! Beitu really has a good leader in the past few years, and the ancestors have failed!"

"It's too rubbish, the field is full of damage moves, it's a bunch of hooligans!"

Someone even told the truth: "I don't want to talk about referees."

Obviously Juventus did not hear the curses of the Chinese fans, and their rude actions did not stop but intensified.Bi Xia was hit on the brow bone with an elbow by the opponent's defender, and the corners of his eyes swelled up, and blood gushed out. Bi Xia had a blood-soaked face on his face, like a devil crawling out of hell.

Seeing that Bi Xia continued to play after bandaging, the fans' hearts skipped a beat and jumped wildly.

The jersey was stained with a lot of blood. Bi Xia took the jersey handed over by Mourinho and changed directly in public.

Missed it! ! !

The bewildered female fans suddenly woke up, their hearts fluttered, they stared at the screen seriously, and just silently thanked the backstage for not playing the mosaic, when they saw a black figure blocking Bi Xia, and the mermaid line that had just glanced at it was suddenly covered Be strict.

Just when the fans swiped the screen to let the director switch 360 degrees, Bi Xia had already changed his clothes, and ran to the stadium happily hand in hand with Balotelli.

The resentment of the fans almost shot through Balotelli, Balotelli trembled and sneezed three times.Balotelli shrank his head and looked at the coach's bench. Seeing Mourinho's deep decree lines, he withered, like a student who was afraid of seeing the teacher.

Balotelli was suspended by Mourinho for 6 games before. He apologized to Mourinho before he got the chance to start this game. He was afraid that Mourinho would scold him for not working hard.Balotelli twisted his big butt, ran away, ran a few steps, then turned around and grabbed Bixia.

Bi Xia's spirit of not getting out of the line of fire caused the CCTV commentator to be moved incoherently, "Look! Why is he a world-class player, one word, spell it!" The poor fans were given an ideological and moral lesson by the commentators upside down.

The score of 1:0 was maintained until halftime.In the second half, Bixia stood on the kick-off circle, and suddenly remembered that Mourinho asked him before the game to try to score goals in the first minute of the game.But Mourinho didn't say whether it was the first half or the second half, so Bixia decided to do it in both halves.

When Sneijder saw Bi Xia's gesture, he kicked off the ball knowingly. Bi Xia activated the acceleration mode at the moment the whistle blew. In the blink of an eye, Bi Xia performed a crazy show, and the fans were all shocked. shocked.

During the whole process, Bi Xia ran for 60 meters, and his speed, technique, and ability were unobstructed.Bi Xia found the point where the ball landed, faced the last defender, first made a Marseille roundabout, and then picked it with his right foot.

Before the fans could see clearly, Bi Xia had already passed the last defensive player, and the football went into the net between the legs of Juventus goalkeeper Buffon.

"Beba Kumho Swirl!!" After a few seconds of silence, the on-site commentator yelled, "It's so fucking chic!"

The slow motion repeats Bi Xia's last extraordinary shot again and again. Every time the fans watch it, they feel that Bi Xia is handsome, and this ball is so awesome.

"Watching football is not necessarily about statistics, but about art and enjoyment. Bi Xia's goal is an incomparable goal, which will definitely attract more people to love football and become fans." CCTV commentator Poet He said to Duan Xuan, "Next time the world football, we can do a round of top ten rounds."

The CCTV commentary was a bit reserved, and the online commentary was about to howl like ghosts and wolves, holding the screen and not letting go.

As expected, a group of people cried when watching the clip of Inter Milan's game the next day. Advertisers surrounded Fazeli like sharks and waved a check to invite Bixia to be the spokesperson.

Seeing this goal, the well-informed Mourinho also sighed after the game, "I have never seen a goal like Bixia's." Indeed, as Mourinho said, Bixia's goal can be called the Unreasonable, this may be the best interpretation of speed and art.

After Bi Xia scored twice, Juventus decisively took a tactical foul on him.When defending Bixia, Juventus players always use both hands and feet, and often have unsportsmanlike actions.The referee's penalty scale for this is quite loose, and Inter Milan players have protested many times.The Juventus players are booing and taunting the Inter Milan players for being sissy. With Balotelli's fiery temper, there will definitely be conflicts when he encounters the opponent's provocation.Even if Zanetti grabbed his body, he couldn't stop him from being muddled. Balotelli spit out his snot and thick phlegm twice and then touched the opponent's face.

The football field has always been a high-cold place, but at this time none of the players on the scene seems to be in control, so...all of them are immediately added to the luxury emoticon pack! !Big funny than a group! ! !

The referee looked at the yellow and white things on the faces of the Juventus players, endured and endured, but still couldn't suppress the turmoil in his heart, and ran to the sidelines to vomit.

The fans watching the webcast were all commotion, the subtitles were full of black and white, and they guessed enthusiastically: The referee is pregnant, who did it!

Bi Xia quickly pulled Balotelli behind him, he tugged at the neckline and messed up his hair.As soon as the referee came back, he saw Bi Xia being ravaged. His clothes were torn and his hairstyle was messed up. The referee's heart was unconsciously biased towards Inter Milan, and he began to find a balance.So, the referee let Balotelli's behavior lightly and gave him a verbal warning.Now it was Juventus who surrounded the referees, and in their opinion, Balotelli's disgusting behavior was enough to get a ruby ​​card.

The semi-finals of the Champions League will be played in the middle of next week. Mourinho dare not leave Bi Xia on the field as a target, and decisively replaces him.Fifty minutes of substitutions is a humiliation to the players, but anyone with a discerning eye knows that this is Mourinho's protection of Bixia.When Bi Xia left the field, tens of thousands of fans stood up and applauded their hero.

Amidst waves of applause, Bi Xia walked down slowly like an old cow, and before entering the bench, he did not forget to blow a coquettish kiss to all the fans.Screams rushed to the coach's bench like a tidal wave, shaking Mourinho's feet.

Mourinho raised his paw and gave Bixia a slap. Bixia sat on the bench honestly, pulled his socks, and a lot of bruises appeared on his calf.Mourinho squatted down and pinched Bixia's calf with his hands expressionlessly. Bixia was pinched so comfortably that he lifted his leg and put it on Mourinho's knee.Then the whole person slid into the chair, paralyzed there as if without bones, his calves were shaking and shaking, and he even snatched the snacks that his teammates had just opened.

Mourinho stood up, Bi Xia took advantage of the momentum, kicked dirty footprints on Mourinho's soft belly, and said inadvertently, "Yeah? Didn't you say you lost weight successfully? You're still so fat!"

With a swish, a vacuum was created around Bixia.

Bi Xia immediately jumped up to wipe his husband's clothes, getting up so fast that he choked on a mouthful of potato chips.Bi Xia wiped it and coughed, and the potato chip dregs were scattered all over my husband's suit.

Mourinho really wanted to beat Bi Xia to death, he clenched his fists again and again, and finally scratched his itchy palm.Concerned about the scenes full of scenes, Mourinho held back until the locker room before he had an attack on Bixia.

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To be happy in life is to be happy, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon.After winning the national derby, Bixia scored two goals and became the biggest contributor.But what is quite puzzling is that after the game, Bi Xia was frowning, not knowing what happened to him.

The reporters were aware of the details and discovered the mystery from the pictures in the Inter Milan locker room after the game: In the pictures of the players celebrating collectively, the Nerazzurri players all looked at the camera with smiles on their faces.But in the corner, Bi Xia was sitting with his head bowed in thought.Bi Xia deliberately avoided the camera, and looked sad.

Then Balotelli and Materazzi both posted a selfie photo with the goal hero Bixia. The two Italians looked at the camera and laughed, but looking at the Bixia next to him, he hasn't stopped thinking. Come out of the state!

The fans couldn't help wondering, what happened to Bi Xia?

Just as everyone guessed on the shady scene in the locker room, netizens discovered that a photo of Bi Xia naked and wrapped in a bath towel appeared on the twitter of everyone in Inter Milan. socks.

As the price of offending the coach, Mourinho punished Bi Xia for washing socks for the whole team.

Materazzi PS: I have to wear a mask every time I take off my shoes!

Eto'o does not fall behind: Every time I take off my shoes, someone else has to put on the mask first and then put on the mask for me.

Zanetti: Every time you take off your shoes, you have to smell them.It's always tasteless, and Du Nima is numb!

Balotelli belatedly found that everyone was #playing with a word to describe your foot odor#, and he racked his brains to come up with a realistic sentence: spicy eyes.

In the words of Inter Milan teammates, netizens felt the malice from them across the screen. They smashed and left messages on Bixia's Twitter saying that they were disgusted and uncomfortable.

Bi Xia rolled his eyes so hard that he couldn't turn his eyes away. He said that he was a good brother who had a knife in his ribs, but when his husband gave an order, they even dug out the socks that had been stuffed into the trash can for him to wash.The sock couldn't fall off the wall when it was taken off, it was so stiff!

Huh?Bi Xia looked like I was thinking, maybe he was reminiscing about the smell of socks?

The onlookers expressed that they had gotten the truth.

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The fans passed the days without games by picking up the life tidbits of the players. After a few days of boring news, everyone finally ushered in the Champions League semi-finals with drums and drums. Everyone was looking forward to the peak match between His Majesty and the Champions League.

With the existence of these two special talents, Bixia and Messi, the Champions League semi-finals between Inter Milan vs. Barcelona will generate "energy" that is not inferior to any battle of the century.

Just when the media's camera was aimed at Bi Xia, Mourinho announced that the whole team was in retreat, thinking about the strategy against Barcelona.The partition boards of the training ground blocked the lingering eyes of the fans and the media. The Italian media, out of love and hatred, cursed and swore like a bitter woman, chattering, "Barcelona, ​​which slaughtered Arsenal and defeated Real Madrid, is invincible."

"Gazzetta dello Sport" sang an aria: "Now, Inter Milan has to be forced to think, how to defend against a foreigner like Messi on the green field?"

Mourinho scoffed. Messi's outstanding performance this season concealed the overall incoordination of Barcelona's striker. Unlike last season, Messi, Eto'o and Henry were all lethal. This season, Barcelona's striker has become Messi. One person is playing big swords.Therefore, if Messi is prevented, Inter Milan's hope of advancing will undoubtedly increase a lot.Therefore, before the semi-finals, Mourinho stared at the Inter Milan team to practice the strategy of defending Messi in a closed manner.Considering the deteriorating man-to-man tactics of today, Mourinho chose the 451 clamping method. Nine players are behind the ball level, and the midfielder scrambles for Barcelona's ball holders. At the same time, they can find space to the maximum in the counterattack.

Although Messi is at the top of the ball, Inter Milan also has Bixia who is omnipotent.Mourinho's gaze on Bi Xia shone like gold. Bi Xia felt that he smelled the smell of stinky feet again, and moved away from the husband's sight.

Seeing the training car blocking the way, Bi Xia felt a sense of heroism in his chest and took off vigorously.When he crossed the roof of the training car, Bi Xia felt like a legendary martial arts master, unrestrained and unrestrained, he gestured 2 to his teammates wow.Extreme joy begets sorrow, Bi Xia's shorts are caught by the hooks on the roof of the car, Jin Yong's hero turns into a big red shrimp in seconds.Bi Xia hangs in mid-air, swaying with the wind, and has a training session with the training car.

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Mourinho attached great importance to the semi-finals, but showed weakness in the interview, bluntly saying that it was not easy to beat Barcelona, ​​and then released Bixia's training video on Inter Milan's official website.

At the position of the free kick, Bi Xia kicked a football at the penalty spot with a ground ball, and the two footballs flew to the two dead corners above the goal at the same time.

Inter Milan used this method to show off their striker Bixia and provoke Barcelona from a distance.

The media changed their pen and turned to Inter Milan. They boasted about Bi Xia, and Chinese fans thousands of miles away copied and linked those sugar-coated cannonballs on various platforms every day.For Chinese fans, every step forward by Bi Xia is a new record for Chinese football.In 2010, the year of the World Cup, Bi Xia was the reason for the Chinese football carnival.Although China did not enter the World Cup, they have gained a future that is enough to make others jealous.Before the World Cup in South Africa arrived, Chinese people were obsessed with the 2016 World Cup in Brazil, which was a sci-fi blockbuster in which the Chinese team won the world.

Not to be outdone, Barcelona released a video of Messi scoring goals across Real Madrid's midfield and defense, bluntly declaring that Messi is a ball god that Bi Xia cannot match.

And Real Madrid, who was also shot while lying down, has no say in the Champions League for the time being.

Inter Milan and Barcelona are fighting each other, and the media of Milan and Catalan are also busy fighting. I satirized your Dwarfland diving team, and you satirized me for setting up a bus in kindergarten.The off-court tidbits of Inter Milan vs. Barcelona entertained the fans. The players and coaches of the two teams were interspersed with the dog-blood plot of the new couple's entanglement. They nakedly showed everyone what it means to hate each other because of love, love and kill each other.

In addition to strength in the Champions League, everyone also believes in luck.Just when Barcelona united as one and chanted the slogan of defending the title, luck, the tormenting little goblin, came out to slap his own sense of existence.

The eruption of the volcano in Iceland led to the cancellation of flights in many cities in Europe. Barcelona had to cancel the original flight plan and took a bus to Milan for 14 hours.

Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola touched his bald head and was a little tired: "It is not good for us to take the bus for more than ten hours before the big game, but we have no choice." Taking the bus to Milan is not good for Barcelona's physical fitness. Small hit.

Although they tidied up their appearance before getting out of the car, the Barcelona players couldn't hide the travel and dust, with eye bags and dark circles hanging on their faces one by one, and there was a rural atmosphere of migrant workers entering the city in the 80s.

Bi Xia sent him a screenshot of Messi's edema, "Look, what is this?"

Messi looked over and over with his own photo happily, "Isn't this me!"

Bi Xia, "Zhu Bajie!"