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With the volcanic ash, Barcelona was a bit tired.

In the player tunnel, Bi Xia keenly noticed that Messi lacked some energy, and he walked with a shuffling pace, not as energetic as himself at all.

Bi Xia was extremely excited when he got up early in the morning. While waiting to play in the player tunnel, he had run back and forth several times, and even went into the toilet three times.

After a while, Bi Xia felt the urge to urinate again, and was about to go into the toilet.Mourinho grabbed Bixia by the collar, "Can you be quiet for a while!"

Bi Xia pressed his belly, feeling the urge to urinate, "Sir, stop making trouble, I'm going to open the gate!"

Mourinho squinted, "Are you nervous, kid?"

"No way!" The paper tiger retorted loudly, but when he thought of facing Messi, he couldn't contain his excitement, and he was also a little apprehensive.Before the game, Bixia received text messages from Raul, Guti, Mata and others. Apart from a short sentence wishing him to enter the final, the long paragraphs were all ruthless to Messi.Seeing Messi's old-fashioned posture as soon as they got dark, Bi Xia joked that they were pig teammates, making others' aspirations destroy his own prestige.Nothing but showing up to show how terrible Messi is.

Ibrahimovic, who returned to Meazza twice, came to say hello, and the camera chased Ibrahimovic and fixed on Bixia.Since Bi Xia has been recovering from injuries in the first half of the season, he missed the group match between Inter Milan and Barcelona.In addition to the peak duel between Bi Xia and Messi in this semi-final, it is worth looking forward to, and even the confrontation between the former Inter Milan brother and the current first brother also earned a lot of attention.

Seeing Bi Xia's flushed face, Ibrahimovic didn't know why, so he teased, "Yo, you're still blushing when you see me."

Ibrahimovic's voice was quite loud, Messi turned his head when he heard whoosh, his two small eyes fixed on Bixia, and almost burned two holes in his body.

Bi Xia felt guilty for a moment, and then said loudly, "You blushing! You're holding back your urine!"

Amidst the laughter, Bi Xia ran away, got into the toilet and hid before slipping out before going on stage.

I have to say that Bi Xia's appearance is very deceptive. Under the background of the Barcelona Shorty Legion and the Inter Milan Beast Legion, Bi Xia looks extraordinarily handsome and handsome.This made the number of Bi Xia's fans skyrocket, and also satisfied the vanity of the Chinese people.

Look, the one with the best looks is our Bixia!

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Before the start of the game, the two teams observed a minute of silence in memory of the Chinese compatriots who suffered in the Yushu earthquake.In China, a national mourning event was held on April 1, 2010, and all public entertainment activities were stopped.The semi-final between Inter Milan and Barcelona in the UEFA Champions League, which was originally scheduled to be broadcast live on CCTV in the early morning of the 4st, was also suspended at the same time.But this did not affect the domestic fans' attention to Bi Xia. They kept browsing the post bar, asking for various live broadcast addresses, hoping to get simultaneous information about the Champions League semi-finals.

In the eyes of everyone, the whistle pierced the night sky, and the first round of the Champions League semi-final Inter vs. Barcelona sounded the horn of attack.

Amidst the cheers and cheers, Inter Milan and Barcelona bared their fangs, and at the beginning, they fought with real knives and guns. The intensity made people wish they could slash each other with a big knife.

In the 19th minute, Lucio made a mistake in passing the ball in the backcourt and was intercepted by Barcelona for a quick counterattack. Maxwell took the ball near the sideline and cut into the bottom line of the penalty area and knocked back. Ped Ronaldo scored from 12 meters in front of the goal to give Barcelona a 1-0 lead.

This was Barcelona's first shot, and it was the second time Pedro had scored against Inter Milan in the Champions League this season. The Meazza Stadium fell silent instantly.

Barcelona's commentator proudly puffed out his chest and shouted loudly, "The only thing that can stop Barcelona is the end of the world."

Shit!Countless anti-Barcelona fans raised their middle fingers, and some radical fans even begged Barcelona to break their legs.

Compared with the fans, although the Inter Milan team was disappointed, they quickly cheered up.It has not been smooth sailing for them this season. Being scored, equalized, and reversed, this is already a rhythm they are familiar with.

What are you afraid of?Not to be entered into one.

The psychological quality that has been tempered for a season has played a role at this time. The lagging Inter Milan team is not in chaos, but is still attacking in an orderly manner.

Obviously, the 1000-kilometer trek and 14-hour long journey still caused a huge drain on Barcelona. Guardiola's tactical system is based on the crazy running of every player-starting from the frontcourt The press is implemented, and the ball starts to move actively when it is in the backcourt.And when all the Barcelona players couldn't run after 15 minutes of fighting, the result can be imagined.

Mourinho obviously conducted more detailed research on his old opponents. He placed Cambiasso and Motta in the midfield, effectively restraining the performance of Barcelona's midfield.Judging from the data at this time, Barcelona's ball possession rate accounts for an astonishing 71.3%, but the reality is that they are slow-paced, unable to organize the smooth offensive as before, and most of the time they have nothing to do with Inter Milan's iron-barrel defense.

On the other hand, Inter Milan, they avoid too much possession of the ball in the midfield, but play the ball with one kick, and the striker strengthens the fight, playing simple and practical.After being scored a goal, they were more active. The energetic Inter Milan quickly took the initiative on the field and launched attacks to the hinterland of Barcelona one after another.

In the 30th minute, Maicon and Eto'o cooperated and passed the ball into the restricted area.

All the lights were focused on Bi Xia, and the stars suddenly shone, blinding many people's eyes.Bi Xia turned back involuntarily, looked at Messi who was staying in the Inter Milan half-court, raised his chin slightly, Bi Xia was proud like a peacock spreading its tail, exuding male hormones.

The 1:1 score was maintained until the midfield, and Inter Milan and Barcelona could take a little breather. This score is acceptable to both sides.

Running to the locker room, Bi Xia snatched a stool and lay down on it.Bi Xia was exhausted after playing Barcelona half-court. Although the boys from Catalonia are not tall, they have first-class skills at their feet and cooperate with each other tacitly. Sometimes impulsive and irritable.

Now there is a consensus in the football world that when playing against Barcelona, ​​​​we must adopt a destructive style of play, which will make the game intermittent.In fact, although it is not easy to do this, it is not difficult.But the problem is that just doing this is far from enough, at most it is a draw, and what Inter Milan, which is playing at home, needs is victory.

Therefore, Mourinho emphasized the birdcage tactics during the intermission. He wanted to give all Barcelona opponents a vivid tactical lesson in the second half.

In the second half, according to the tactics designed by Mourinho, Inter Milan used the team's strict defensive system to set up a "bird cage" for Messi. Even if his teammates pass the ball to Messi, it is difficult for him to break free from the "cage" come out.

"Messi is an important player, but the key to football is not man-to-man marking. I will not send someone to man-mark Messi." Mourinho did what he boasted before the game. Looking at the whole game, he did not arrange anyone to man-mark Messi. Implement "special care".

Messi also noticed the opponent's cunning. After he got on the field, he looked around and found that Inter Milan had a bunch of people who were very familiar with him.Zanetti, Cambiasso and Samuel are Messi's big brothers in the Argentine team, and they all know Messi's style very well. The three big brothers are the left back, back unit and center back respectively. Messi can pass one or two, but can't pass the third. On several occasions, he was directly intercepted one-on-one.Inter Milan right back Maicon, central defender Lucio and goalkeeper Cesar are all Brazilian internationals, and they also have a lot of experience in limiting Messi.Brazil had one win and one draw against Argentina in the World Cup qualifiers. Messi was like a fly in both games. The Brazil international moved his experience in the national team to Inter Milan.

As for Bi Xia, who had been winking at him all the time, Messi had the urge to flush him down the toilet.Both of them are so familiar that they can tell whether the other wants to fart or shit just by looking at each other's movements.When Bi Xia confronted Messi, he engaged in sexual harassment in a small area, either raising his hand to touch his ass, or confronting Messi head-on and attacking his chest.Messi's heart beat wildly after being touched by Bi Xia, and his legs were as limp and knotted as noodles.

Looking at Bi Xia's vicious smile, Messi almost thought that he had seen through his little thoughts.After all, Messi is not a docile sheep. He became angry after being under the black hands constantly, and he would "hurt people" unexpectedly.

Bi Xia and Messi were competing for a football, Messi squinted his eyes, Bi Xia couldn't figure it out, and the two of them stumbled together.Messi seized the opportunity to throw Bi Xia down, and hit Bi Xia's neck with a tooth mark.

"Ow!"

After that, Bi Xia could only run back and forth across the field with tears streaming down his face, bearing Messi's poke.

In the 50th minute, the Inter Milan team launched a quick counterattack from a free kick. Sneijder got the ball and broke into the penalty area and knocked back. The score was overtaken by 2 to 1.

"al!!!" The heart-piercing roar was like a drop of water falling into a frying pan.

Bi Xia's goal broke the balance of the game. Inter Milan and Barcelona stepped into heaven and stepped into the abyss.

A sandbag of personal flesh was piled on Bi Xia's body, and Bi Xia was accidentally pressed to the bottom, his limbs twitched, and his whole body was twisted as if he had been electrified.He tilted his head and saw Messi standing aside, smiling heartlessly at him.

The lights on the ceiling of the stadium were too bright, and Messi's face was blurred in a halo. The silence of the Barcelona players made Bixia realize that he and Messi were more rivals than friends on the field.

In stark contrast to Bixia's performance, Ibrahimovic returned to his familiar Meazza, and the old problem of Ibrahimovic's soft feet in the competition has recurred.In today's game, he was completely out of shape. In 60 minutes, he not only did nothing, but also stood dead in the middle, leaving Messi no room to break through.

Seeing that Ibrahimovic was in a daze, Guardiola couldn't sit still. When he was behind 1 to 2, he actually replaced Ibrahimovic with Abidal and pushed Pique to the front line.The Spanish media lamented that this is tantamount to a death sentence for Ibrahimovic. "Guardio would rather use a defender to play a center forward than Ibrahimovic. His self-confidence will be destroyed."

The on-site commentary teased the Swede for reluctantly playing the role of "undercover" and reminded fans not to boo Ibrahimovic.

"Ibrahimovic brought us Eto'o, and we used the money from selling him to buy Milito, Sneijder and Motta, forming the backbone of this team, thank him."

The substitution did not bring improvement to Barcelona. Barcelona, ​​who is used to winning, loses its mentality once it falls behind.Then Barcelona launched a flooding attack, their possession rate reached 71.3%, while Inter Milan only had a poor 28.7%.Although Inter Milan gave up the competition for the ball possession rate, they used the whole-court "grab, force, and surround" tactics to disintegrate Barcelona's pass success rate.

For a key player like Messi, as soon as he catches the ball, there are at least two defensive players around him.Not only was Messi unable to break through in the game, he even had only two threatening passes; Harvey's passes were as high as 109 times, but there was only one threatening pass.Therefore, although Barcelona's data is very beautiful, the effect is very bad. The gorgeous Barcelona lost to the Inter Milan team that strictly followed the overall battle.

After a frantic bombardment at Barcelona, ​​Sneijder, Milito and Bi Xia seemed to have shot three sharp knives, piercing the heart of "the most gorgeous team on earth".

In the 1th minute, Inter Milan counterattacked successfully. In the 61st minute, the Inter Milan team made a steal in the front court and launched a quick counterattack on the spot.

In the UEFA Champions League match in the early morning of the 21st, Barcelona lost their brilliant dance steps, with a net loss of 2 goals and stood on the verge of being eliminated.

"After the peak, there is a decline. This is a rule. Whether it is the deified Messi, the famous Guardiola or the powerful and invincible Barcelona, ​​it is impossible to violate it."

"Bi Xia's limelight completely overshadowed Messi. The latter's performance is not an exaggeration to describe it as mediocre. There were only 2 shots in the audience, and the breakthrough ability that he was proud of in the past was completely contained by Inter Milan. "

"Inter Milan really regrets the death of Real Madrid, his performance can be called the golden ball level."

After contributing two passes and one shot, Bi Xia felt uncomfortable in his legs, and he immediately raised his hand to indicate a substitution.Mourinho made a decisive decision and replaced the hero of the game.

In Meazza's stadium, the cheers of "Bi Xia" were louder and louder. When Bi Xia was replaced, the applause and cheers of the audience reached * *.

The domestic fans burst into tears with excitement, they seemed to smell the breath of the final.Can't sleep in the middle of the night, slapping the table to howl like a wolf, and feeling extremely happy when being scolded by neighbors for being crazy.

As soon as the butt touched the bench, the team doctor immediately went to check, "It's okay, I have a little cramp."

When Mourinho heard about it, he slapped Bixia on the back of the head angrily, "Look at you again!" His physical strength cannot withstand the consumption of a top game. Apart from physical problems, he is inexperienced and cannot reasonably allocate his physical strength to complete a game. Heavyweight competition.

In the 72nd minute, Maicon was marking Messi in the penalty area. Messi's elbow hit Maicon during the fight. With Maicon lying on the ground in pain, he became quiet.The team doctor rushed out and carried Maicon out of the field on a stretcher, and Mourinho made a substitution decision again.

After the examination, the team doctor said, "Maicon fell to the ground in pain because his teeth were violently impacted, and one of the front teeth was knocked off. This will not affect Maicon's future appearances in the game."

Bi Xia looked at the broken tooth, and suddenly felt that the teeth in his mouth were loose and painful.He touched his neck subconsciously, the teeth marks were still there.Bi Xia sucked in a breath of air-conditioning, he didn't expect Messi's little flea to be so cruel.

Bi Xia glanced at the stadium, Messi's face was expressionless, and his gloomy eyes still made people tremble.Bi Xia couldn't help thinking wildly, and he was worried about the rest of his life. This is the prelude to having a Lion in the family.

At the end of the game, Guardiola complained to the fourth official that the referee was unfair. Mourinho immediately came over and pointed to Guardiola's temple, implying that he had a problem with his brain.

At this time, no one is paying attention to the game, they are all concerned about whether the two coaches will fight.Obviously, the two coaches can still distinguish the occasion, and did not let the small friction turn into a physical conflict.

The score of the final game was fixed at 3:1, and the whole world was in an uproar. This was the biggest loss since Guardiola coached Barcelona for 2 seasons.

Inter Milan did not score in 4 consecutive games against Barcelona in the Champions League. Today they scored 3 goals. Mourinho couldn't help but be overjoyed. After the 3:1 victory over Barcelona, ​​the madman couldn't contain his excitement. He embraced every player excitedly.

Unlike Mourinho's excitement, Guardiola was a little indifferent. He congratulated Inter Milan on the victory in a very gracious manner, but pointed out with special intentions, "Wait, the 90 minutes of the next round will be very difficult for Inter Milan." It will be a long time." This confidence comes from a valuable away goal from Barcelona, ​​"We can qualify if we win 2:0 at home."

Mourinho winked his eyes and curled his lips, apparently displeased with Guardio's pretending, "I am the one who wins!" It's not your turn to pretend.

Mourinho was worried about not letting his opponents succumb to his suit pants.However, the true nature of the madman remains unchanged. In the post-match press conference, he emphasized that it was his coaching that allowed Inter Milan to make rapid progress. As, we have been struggling to advance to the knockout rounds, and now we have defeated the strongest club in the world and are moving towards the goal of the championship."

Seeing Guardiola playing with the water bottle on his own, Mourinho straightened the corner of his mouth and praised Guardiola as the best football coach in the world, more suitable for coaching Barcelona than himself .

Guardiola didn't seem to care much about the battle for the world's number one coach, but because Mourinho opened his mouth about his hands and feet, "Mourinho didn't make me unhappy by pointing at my temple. , this is just a joke. We have known each other for a long time, he is a good coach. I will not tangle with him about this matter. And Barcelona is also a very good group, I want to do something for my children role model, so I don't care about it at all."

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In the reversal of Barcelona, ​​there is only one person in the Inter Milan team who is extremely depressed, and he is the talented striker Balotelli.After replacing Maicon with a leg injury in the 75th minute, Balotelli's performance was not satisfactory. He even made a mistake in an excellent counterattack and missed the opportunity. This also made the coaching staff and fans very dissatisfied. Meazza The stadium boos immediately.

When the final whistle blew, the players of Inter Milan embraced and celebrated, only Balotelli walked to the coach's bench depressedly, and even threw his jersey on the ground in a rage!

Bi Xia went up to try to dissuade him and let him return to his teammates, but he pushed Bi Xia away and threw his jersey on the ground angrily.Near the player tunnel, the fans are relentless towards him, and Balotelli is still muttering something in his mouth with his index finger up, as if to say: "What can I do?"

"Balotelli has lost his mind, apart from going to AC Milan's restaurant last week to sing the opponent's team anthem, what he did tonight is very bad for celebrating, throwing the jersey is a very bad sign. "Mourinho doesn't want Bixia and Balotelli to be tied together. Balotelli is losing the love of Inter Milan fans because of all kinds of stupid actions.

Balotelli left without hesitation, but Bixia couldn't, otherwise the headline of tomorrow's news would be that Inter Milan would fall apart.

The scene of Balotelli throwing his jersey angrily was also seen by the big brother Materazzi. Materazzi severely taught the young and frivolous Balotelli in the player tunnel.Then this matter was confirmed by the former Inter Milan player Ibrahimovic in an interview with Rai TV.

Ibrahimovic said: "I saw Materazzi beat Balotelli in the player tunnel with my own eyes. This is a scene I have never seen. If I were Materazzi, I would definitely let Balotelli Calm down alone, but Materazzi attacked him, I was completely overwhelmed."

In addition to Balotelli being beaten, the conflict between Harvey and Mourinho also occupied the pages of major news.Although the two had a mentorship in Barcelona, ​​this meeting was not polite.

"You should thank the Portuguese referee." Harvey satirized Mourinho, because the referee is Mourinho's fellow Portuguese.

The maniac who never loses his words immediately hit back: "You are losers! Do you want Herning to be the referee for every game?" In the second round of the UEFA Champions League semi-finals last season, Herning had repeatedly let go The suspected foul in Barcelona's penalty area led to Iniesta's lore at Stamford Bridge.

The conflict that Mourinho provoked this time has won the support of the vast majority of fans except Barcelona, ​​because Barcelona, ​​which has taken advantage of the referee, has no right to complain about the referee.