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"!" Inter fans were angry, "You son of a bitch."

Nerazzurri fans are like a broken ship struggling in a storm, struggling in the terrifying waves of Barcelona's red and blue, and will be photographed torn apart at any time.

Motta refused to accept the referee's decision, and was as irritable as an angry lion, shouting at the referee that Busquets dived.

The referee's red card was obviously too heavy, and the controversial penalty naturally aroused the dissatisfaction of Inter Milan soldiers.Bixia was only two or three steps away from Busquets. He witnessed Busquets lying on the ground covering his face, and "sneaking in" with his fingers and peeking at the referee.

Bi Xia couldn't believe his eyes, there was such a shameless person!He was so angry that he jumped up and down. If there was not a trace of reason to hold him back, the spikes on his feet would have crushed Butzkes's face into briquettes.

Skynet is sparse but not leaky.Interestingly, the camera captured this scene and broadcast it live to fans all over the world: Busquets secretly watched everything on the field with his right eye, completely free from the previous pain, and he did not stand until Motta was kicked off by the referee. stand up.

Motta, who was wronged, rushed to the field again and grabbed the "Actor" Busquets by the neck to vent his anger, but the red card could not be revoked. Stinky, one hand has already reached into the pocket, ready to give the prickly head any time.

When the alarm bell rang, Zanetti rushed over and tore Mota off Busquez's body, held his head and whispered in his ear to appease Mota's temper that was about to explode.

Mota walked to the bench in despair, and was surprised to see Mourinho applauding himself, and his teammates welcomed him back to the bench like a hero. The 1.8-meter tall man's eyes turned red again when he was moved. If there was no one, he would like to hug Mourinho and cry loudly.

CCTV’s commentators were in the same position, and they all questioned the referee’s red card. Even Duan Datou, whose father-in-law is a Barcelona fan, couldn’t help complaining for Inter Milan, but he was not targeting Barcelona, ​​but the referee. This kind of penalty should not appear in the semi-finals."

"Every time we confront Barcelona, ​​something will happen, you can't imagine it at all." Huang Jianxiang's sarcasm sneered, which attracted strong support from countless netizens.

The beneficiaries are gearing up to counterattack, the victims are yelling at Barcelona for having a godfather, and the neutrals are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and wish for more excitement.

Although the red card put Inter Milan into complete passiveness, the loss of one player prompted Inter Milan to put down their dignity and resolutely defend.The two forwards, Bixia and Milito, retreated to the wing and played in the midfield. Inter Milan became a frontless formation with 4 defenders and 5 midfielders.Although blindly defending passively, Inter Milan still embodies the essence of Italian football's defense to the fullest.Here Barcelona has the best attack line in the world, while the Italian defense line composed of Cesar, Lucio, Maicon, Zanetti, Chivu, Samuel and others is also the best.In front of the iron barrel formation, Barcelona seemed at a loss. One more player on the field and a high ball possession rate of 78% did not turn into an advantage.

In the 32nd minute, Messi dribbled the ball horizontally, flashed a line of defense and quickly approached the goal. Barcelona fans jumped up and cheered, and waves of people came and went one after another.

Messi volleyed with his left foot, which was Barcelona's most threatening shot in the first half.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The ball was saved by Cesar, and a huge sigh echoed in the stadium.

In the first half, Barcelona and Inter Milan had a goalless draw, and the two balls hung on the scoreboard, mocking Barcelona's incompetence from above.

During the intermission, as soon as Bi Xia returned to the locker room, he took off his wet jersey, picked up a water bottle and poured it on his head.

Mourinho was the last to enter the locker room. He slammed the door and began to roar, "We have won half of the victory with 10 people for such a long time, and we have no reason or excuse to retreat in 45 minutes. In the second half, our The formation must be kept very tight like in the first half, fighting with the opponent in every meter of space on the field!"

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At the same time, in the major studios, many commentators said that Messi did not have the ability to kick him out, and that Inter Milan's iron bucket defense turned alien geniuses into earthlings.In fact, Bi Xia is not in form today, but he has transformed into a right back, and his performance is enough to explain. After all, in the ten-man iron bucket formation, Bi Xia's offensive effect is 0.

Bi Xia was getting tired a little bit fast, his temples on both sides were throbbing violently, he closed his eyes and took the time to rest, and when he closed his eyes, he could hear the cries and howls of Barcelona fans all over his ears.

Bixia couldn't sleep at 4 o'clock in the morning today, because the extreme fans of Barcelona set off fireworks outside the hotel, and the gongs and drums were loud.Inter Milan called the police at 11 o'clock, but the police did not come until 03:30.Players like Eto'o returned to Barcelona and were harassed by the police. He was taken away by the police for three hours and asked to pay taxes.Bi Xia received the most serious harassment from hostile fans. Many fans sang to Bi Xia's window to humiliate him.

"Bi Xia, come and tell us how you feel now.

Now you have come to our place.

Innestan will shake you,

Messi will make you despair,

Just keep crying.

Just wait and see, Puyol will definitely lead us to the championship!

Messi is better than Bi Xia! "

It has to be said that Barcelona fans are very talented in writing, and the tunes are catchy. After Bi Xia was forced to repeat the single, his head was full of the chorus of extreme fans.

After the break, Mourinho and Bixia walked side by side at the end of the line and asked him, "Is it okay?"

Bi Xia shook his head, "It's a bit bad." The neck could hardly support his heavy head, and he caught a glimpse of Mourinho's look of disdain for his uselessness, Bi Xia exaggeratedly sang the aria, "Sir, sir, it's no wonder Me, I have the devil singing in my head."

Mourinho grabbed Bixia's ears and pulled them to the sides, "Who makes the willpower unstable."

Bi Xia angrily scolded Barcelona for not being able to lose, Mourinho let go of his hand angrily, and then made it clear to Bi Xia that he had no way to make a substitution.

Bi Xia stood up and saluted, and promised with scorching words that he would complete the task well and never disappoint the organization's expectations.

"Hold up your big ears at the Bernabéu. I've had this dream for more than ten years, and it's a fool who just gave up." This is what Bixia said to Mourinho, and even more to himself.

As soon as Inter Milan stepped out of the player's tunnel, there were boos all over the sky, and as soon as Mourinho came on the field, Jiu Wan appeared with his middle finger in line, and there were endless scolding.

Bi Xia complained, "It must have been rehearsed."

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The Barcelona players had been waiting on the pitch for a long time, wishing they could start beating immediately, and Pang Pang scored two goals in a row to turn the game around.

As if deliberately annoyed by them, Bi Xia dragged his pace and swayed into the field slowly. The teammates were also good and not imitating the bad. They slowed down one by one, and moved like old men under ninety thousand pairs of fire-breathing eyes. into the pitch.

The Barcelona commentator directly cursed Bixia to go to hell regardless of his image, while the CCTV commentator kept flattering Bixia, saying that he is neither arrogant nor rash, calm and reliable, has a general demeanor and a leadership attitude, and then commented on the last round of competition Bi Xia's glorious deeds.

"Is it Barcelona who reversed Inter Milan, or Inter Milan who stepped on Barcelona? The UEFA Champions League, which has been brewing for a season, is almost coming to an end this week. The cruelest part is also the most exciting part." He Wei read a passage emotionally, This passage is definitely worth making waves and becoming a sentence summary of a student's composition.

Barcelona did not change in the second half. Although Ibrahimovic was mediocre in the first half, Guardiola did not have the courage to replace the Champions League "waste". He even called Ibrahimovic to the sidelines to give an opportunity.What's interesting is that Mourinho played witty and quietly went up to eavesdrop, but was discovered by Ibrahimovic.Mourinho was not at all embarrassed by being caught and stolen. He smiled cheekily, put his hands in his pockets, turned around and gave them a particularly handsome back view.

The blind trust in Ibrahimovic made Guardiola suffer. He still sent the Swede to start even though he knew that the tower and Messi were incompatible.

Inter Milan now has 9 players participating in the defense, and it is very difficult for Barcelona to play a continuous offense.They encountered great resistance in the process of advancing.Finally, in the 56th minute, Guardiola couldn't stand it anymore, and took the lead in replacing pure defender Millito with left-back Maxwell, who had a strong assist ability.However, Inter Milan's 4-5-0 formation was maintained very well, and Barcelona still had no way to speak. The atmosphere on the scene became more and more frustrated. Guardiola also began to fidget and came to the side of the court to yell at the players.

In the 63rd minute, Guardiola played the last two cards. Bo Yang and Hefferen came on, replacing Ibrahimovic and Busquets. So far, Barcelona has used up all 3 substitutions.This means that the French captain Henry can only sit on the bench all the time, and it also means that the three forwards Messi, Bo Yang and Pedro are all 1.69 meters tall.Bi Xia poked with them, vividly interpreting what is called a tall man in the dwarf kingdom.

Barcelona came out in full force. In addition to lamenting Barcelona's attack power, more people marveled at Inter Milan's defense.The Inter Milan commentator bluntly said that this is a strong defense he has seen, and he has never seen such a strong defense.

Half-time defense is not enough to describe this game. Even Barcelona goalkeeper Valdez appeared on the center line. More often, you feel that the two sides are only playing in Inter Milan's penalty area.

Accompanied by the fierce confrontation, small moves flew all over the field, and the eyes of the referee and the linesman were blinded.The referee is very cautious in playing cards now, unless the scale of the action is too large and dangerous, he will only give a verbal warning.The loose attitude of the referee led to the escalation of local conflicts, and a sensational scene appeared.

When Bi Xia and Messi were fighting on the sideline, the two clashed.Messi is eager to score goals, Bi Xia is desperate to defend, facing the cruelty of either you die or you die, what kind of damage to friends and friendship have rolled to the sky, the two of them are going to die.Seeing that the two were about to fight head-to-head when they were facing each other, the mood changed just as the fans were on tenterhooks.Suddenly, Messi leaned forward and kissed each other...

Fuck!The fans are blind!

They kissed! ! !

Everyone rubbed their eyes, you read that right, the protagonists of this heartwarming scene are Bi Xia and Messi.Everyone's integrity is galloping out like a prolapsed wild horse.

The referee was stunned for a while, and decisively gave Messi a yellow card.This kiss also became a sensational scene on the Internet through the camera. It has exploded on Twitter. Inter Milan fans laughed and cried, while Barcelona fans cried and laughed.

However, Messi proudly succeeded in retaliating against Bi Xia's sexual harassment in the last game. In order to prevent Bi Xia from going crazy, Messi explained to Bi Xia with a simple and honest face, "We met at the time, and if we develop later, I will fall to the ground , or you do something stupid. I did this to ease and liven up the atmosphere. However, this is the first time I have received a yellow card for a kiss."

Bi Xia lowered his head and looked at Messi's face, I want to scratch his face with his paw.Bi Xia endured it, and still scratched Messi's head like a chicken coop.

Bi Xia was distracted by Messi's kiss, and as he ran, he caught sight of Messi with his small eyes. He had a big face, a potato body, and two very fast short legs.Bi Xia suddenly stopped and shivered, what about the face of an angel and the figure of a devil?When I was a child, I even bragged with my mother that I wanted to find a peerless beauty to be my wife.

Bi Xia inexplicably felt that the entire second half of his life was gloomy!

When Mourinho saw Bixia's absent-minded appearance, he hated iron and steel. He sneakily peeked at Guardiola next door.

Furious, Mourinho completed three substitutions in one breath, Muntari replaced Sneijder, Cordoba replaced Bixia, and Mariga replaced Milito.Mourinho's generosity made everyone speechless. At this time, Inter Milan had no offensive player on the field.Compared with Guardiola, Mourinho's tactics are obviously more targeted.

"A madman is a madman!"

Whether it is admiration or disdain, many people can only spit out this sentence from their throats.

Bixia was unilaterally "beaten" by Mourinho after he left the field, "Look at your distraught appearance, you really shame me."

Bi Xia also knew that his performance just now could not catch this man's eyes, so he followed Mourinho's heels in a fawning manner.

After all, Barcelona is Barcelona, ​​and the Dream Three Dynasties who created six crowns are not paper tigers. Their last crazy counterattack finally broke the deadlock of Inter Milan.

However, Pique, who scored the goal, was offside first, and the referee's faint whistle once again killed the excitement of this game.

Mourinho's face turned dark and he fought for the bottom of the pot, Bi Xia jumped back to the bench, wisely protecting himself.

Although the goal that broke the deadlock came very late, the Barcelona generals were still enthusiastic. In the last few minutes, everyone at Camp Nou stood up, and the Barcelona players raced against time against every second.Facing the seemingly unstoppable Barcelona attack group and hearing the roar of nearly [-] Barcelona fans, Inter Milan encountered the most severe challenge in history at the Camp Nou.

Barcelona really almost killed Inter Milan in stoppage time, and the faces of Inter Milan players were so scared that Mourinho almost lost his composure and fell to the ground.

In the first minute of stoppage time, Inter Milan made a clearance and hit Barcelona defender Yaya Toure's chest and refracted back to the penalty area. Bo Yang, the second genius boy of Barcelona's youth training after Messi, rushed to break through the Inter Milan gate.The referee believes that Yaya Toure handball, the goal is invalid.

After being scolded by Inter Milan for 10 minutes, the referee continued to be scolded by Barcelona fans, and some Barcelona fans even talked about him for a lifetime.

Luckily he breathed a sigh of relief, only then did Bi Xia realize that his lip had been bitten, and his mouth was full of the smell of rust. He squatted on the sidelines and retched in discomfort.

Balotelli jumped up, "Damn it, I got pregnant with one kiss."

Seeing that the two boys were still in the mood to have fun, Materazzi slapped each of them, while Bixia and Balotelli buried their heads in their mouths.

Bixia stood up and spat twice, then walked to Mourinho, he felt his heartbeat with one hand, and touched his husband's with the other, the back of his hand was numb from Mourinho's slaps a few times.Bi Xia withdrew his hands, folded his palms together and prayed, muttering to the Bodhisattva for protection.

Bi Xia looked a little nervous, but he couldn't control his behavior at all, he couldn't sit still at all, he just wanted to make trouble in the east and beat him in the west, otherwise he would get nervous and raise his head.

CCTV has to admit that compared to Mourinho, Bi Xia is as green as a sprout, good-looking is optimistic, but Mourinho can't handle it.The Chinese fans saw that Mourinho directed the game with firm eyes regardless of the boos and curses of 93000 Barcelona fans. He ran out of the coaching area to give Chivu an opportunity, and he took advantage of the opportunity to kick the ball on the line... Ni Ma's!Such a good coach belongs to someone else.

In fact, as long as the camera takes a close-up of Mourinho's legs, they will know that other madmen will also tremble with nervous legs.

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There is only a thin line between heaven and hell.

The balance was in favor of Barcelona for nearly 90 minutes, but at the moment of life and death, it completely fell to Inter Milan. In the end, Inter Milan lost to Barcelona with a goal in the second round and advanced to the final with a total score of 3:2.

With three whistles, the exhausted Cambiasso fell to the ground, smiling and accepting the embrace of his teammates.

The [-] Inter fans who accompanied the team sang the team anthem, resounding through midnight in Barcelona.

Mourinho slammed Bixia away, posing with his index finger pointing upwards in a sculptural shape -- he led Inter Milan to the Champions League final for the first time since 1972.And Bixia led the bench players into the stadium at a sprint speed of [-] meters. He opened his arms and flew wantonly in the Nou Camp. The boos and curses of the Barcelona fans became more violent, and countless water bottles fell on the stadium like raindrops.Bi Xia didn't care, he frantically twisted his little butt in front of Messi, slid past his eyes with a few sliding steps, screamed and hugged his teammates, and happily celebrated his promotion at the Nou Camp.

Inter Milan's commentary is also crazy!

"we won!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Bernaeu, here we come!"

"38 years! 38 years! We finally made it to the finals!"

Infected by the smiles of the players, Mourinho could no longer control his emotions. He rushed into the stadium and demonstrated to the 9 Barcelona fans at the scene.Many female fans cried bitterly as they watched their enemies commit crimes on their own land.

Mourinho's excessive celebration annoyed Barcelona goalkeeper Valdez, who was in a hurry and rushed up to try to stop Mourinho.But regardless of the Portuguese, the Barcelona goalkeeper was about to punch Mourinho's face fiercely.The referee, who blew the whistle for a whole game, finally judged the form and quickly pulled Valdes away, which prevented Mourinho from being severely beaten.

The Inter Milan players who were celebrating were suddenly hit by a torrential rain. This rainstorm did not fall from the sky, but shot out from 52 water nozzles under the lawn.It turned out that the staff of the Barcelona club obviously couldn't tolerate the opponents making mistakes in their own territory. In order to avoid the opponent's humiliating celebration, the Inter Milan celebration lasted only a few minutes. Open it, and adjust the water volume to the maximum, like a fountain, to achieve the purpose of driving away the Inter Milan general.

The Inter Milan players were immediately attacked by water dragons. The cold water soaked Mourinho's suit and drenched the Inter Milan players' jerseys, but it couldn't dampen the enthusiasm of the blue and black soldiers for carnival.

Mourinho flicked his face, and said arrogantly to Bixia: "Figo can return to Camp Nou calmly, because I am the public enemy of Catalonia now!"

Bi Xia rolled his eyes, really annoyed by his narcissism.

In fact, Mourinho was not wrong. Just 5 minutes after Inter Milan eliminated Barcelona, ​​countless comments about Mourinho's "must die" emerged on the dating website k for Barcelona fans.What's more, some extreme fans have claimed that many people are willing to raise funds to hire Italian mafia or other national professional killers, and kill Mourinho and even his family at all costs. His godson Bixia is also going to die blacklisted.

About Mourinho being Barcelona's number one lifelong enemy and the number one son of a bitch in 2010 - Bi Xia's posts reached 9550 followers in just half an hour.

Barcelona fans patronize to vent their emotions, they are happy, they don't even know that they have stabbed a hornet's nest.

Bi Xia is now a mole on the hearts of Chinese fans, a national treasure-level protection object, and now he is on the assassination blacklist of Barcelona fans.From the point of view of the Chinese fans who protect their weaknesses, the actions of the Barcelona fans are cursing the 100-year shame of Chinese football. This is undoubtedly a naked provocation to them.

Really no one in China, right? !

Chinese football fans were angry, Diba, World of Warcraft, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Inter Milan and other big football clubs jointly launched the "4.23 Jihad", which is called "Idiots will not die, Jihad will not end"!