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The homepage of the extreme Barcelona fans on K was hacked, and the messages were deleted, and the red words "red and black for one day, brain disabled for life" were hung on it.

Barcelona's official website suffered from unexplained fluctuations. Chinese fans could not access Barcelona's official website normally by swiping posts, blasting forums, and swiping audio.Barcelona's official website has a large area of ​​abnormalities, and even collapses. Barcelona officials claim that they are "under urgent repair."

K and Twitter blocked the accounts of a large number of jihadists. Chinese netizens vented their anger and caused these two social platforms to experience abnormal fluctuations. The Barcelona platform was exploded, and the number of explosions reached 100 million.Twitter and Facebook officially claimed that they were not attacked by hackers, but that some functions could not be used normally due to system upgrades.

More than 60 Chinese hackers fought together for 4 hours, closing down the Barcelona fan forum in Spain, "Which one has the best performance skills, Barcelona is looking for Laying" was placed at the top, and all the posts were hacked!

The BBC also interviewed Bi Xia for this purpose. Bi Xia was a little afraid to "react" at the first moment, thinking that the reporter was digging a hole to bury him.The reporter showed him the phone, and Bi Xia saw that the Twitter and Facebook accounts of Barcelona fans had exploded, and the square Chinese characters were all over the screen, so he grinned toward his ears.However, it is obviously too inhuman to gloat, Bi Xia lowered his eyes, making quiet pictures of beautiful boys.

"Chinese fans just can't bear the heart of extreme fans who know their mistakes and make mistakes, and kindly point them out as they go astray. Hiring murderers to kill people is something a fool would do."

Bi Xia firmly insisted that the online violence should not be pinned on the heads of Chinese fans. As for the explosion of Twitter and Facebook, it can only show that Chinese fans are too enthusiastic. The servers of Twitter and Facebook obviously cannot carry the weight of Chinese fans. .Bi Xia suggested that since they are not short of money, they should change to a better server.

Just when Bi Xia and the Barcelona media started a war of words over whether the Chinese fans were Internet mobs, the Madrid media exposed the scandal of the Barcelona fans beating the Inter fans after the game. The photo captured by the reporter: Inter Milan fans with blood on their face timidly walking and turning their heads.While the Madrid media sighed loudly, Barcelona told you what shocking is.

Whenever things make Barcelona look bad, Real Madrid fans have to get involved. They scold the fans that Barcelona loses and is ashamed.

But finally, instead of seeing Barcelona win the championship at the Bernabeu, the excited Real Madrid fans ran to the Harvest Goddess Square to set off fireworks.But in fact they just chose the former between bad and worse.As a wiser existence, Florentino can't laugh at all, because he knows that what awaits him and the Bernabeu is still a final full of irony-the two coaches who led Bayern and Inter Milan to participate in the final are both He used to be from Barcelona, ​​and Robben, Bixia and Sneijder, who played the most important role in their reaching the final, are players that Real Madrid don't want. In addition to these abandoned players from Real Madrid, Bernabeu fans will also see Camby Yasuo, Samuel, Eto'o and even Figo.

The chairman of Real Madrid can only get some comfort from the madness of Chinese fans. Thinking of Bi Xia who will soon belong to Real Madrid, he immediately converted the number of Chinese fans into euros, and even pondered how to use Bi Xia's influence to expand the business of his construction company to China.Florentino heard that the Chinese government's favorite thing to do is to demolish houses and build houses, and he enjoys doing both.

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Bi Xia immediately reposted the news about the Barcelona fans beating the Inter Milan fans, and then stabbed him fiercely, "Football is a game, why bother to draw swords, and it's not even right for people to be killed in some games. Barcelona Once won six championships, but also should learn to respect opponents, learn to lose, especially Barcelona fans!"

Pressing the exclamation mark, Bi Xia threw the phone into his pocket, and sat listening to Mourinho's mouth tricking others.

This night, Mourinho was the winner, even though his team lost.Although advancing to the Champions League final will not make Mourinho shut up his troublesome mouth, it can make his language a little more interesting. The madman said at the press conference after the game, "This is the most beautiful thing in my life." A loss." Choking Guardiola drank water frequently.

After boasting a round of favorite generals, Mourinho appealed emotionally at the press conference. "I hope the fans will come to the airport to meet these heroes. I know it will be difficult because the fans have to go to work the next day, but the Inter players deserve it."

Mourinho's joke aroused thousands of waves in Nerazzurri, and the fans' response was even far beyond Mourinho's imagination.

At around 2:5 am on Thursday, when Inter Milan arrived at Milan Malpensa Airport, there were actually [-] Inter Milan fans waiting outside the airport, waiting for the heroes to return.Nerazzurri fans gave the Inter Milan team the grandest welcome ceremony.From Mourinho to Zanetti to Bixia, every Inter Milan soldier got cheers and applause, only waiting for Balotelli is still boos and abuse.

As soon as Balotelli rushed out with half his body, he was hugged by Bixia who had the foresight.So this time, Super Mario didn't lose his composure amidst the boos like before, and he hurriedly left the crowd under the escort of Bi Xialian.

As soon as Balotelli got on the bus, he slumped on the chair, puffing his lips in anger, "They are jealous of my intelligence and beauty." It took me a long time to hold back such a sentence to comfort myself.

Bi Xia pinched his lips, "You dare to say 'I'm an AC Milan fan', now you're just pretending to be aggressive."

Materazzi and Zanetti sat on both sides of Balotelli. Under the murderous intent of the two, Balotelli immediately shrank his neck and pretended to be a grandson. When the bus stopped, he pretended to be on his ass. Rush out like a rocket launcher.

"Hurry up to reincarnate!" Eto'o clutched his chest that was hurt by Balotelli.

"Go shit."

Bixia also caught up with Balotelli with his bag in hand. Materazzi stopped him and said that he wanted to have supper together. Bixia waved his hand and said, "I'll take a shit too."

"What's wrong with these two chrysanthemums..."

Balotelli and Bixia rushed to the villa to play video games together. Bixia madly ko Balotelli, while making Balotelli mature, "Don't be like a child, you can't get what you want. Do it on purpose."

"Since we are going to leave, why not get together and leave."

"Hey, are you still flirting with me? Don't even think about it. I will be missed in the future, and you will be scolded. In the future, the two places will be separated, and I will not dare to talk about brotherhood with you, considering the Inter Milan fans and teammates. .Afraid of falling powder!"

The dog ears on Balotelli's head stand up.

"Look at you. In the end, Nerazzurri and his teammates set off firecrackers to sweep you out of the house. You bear, don't say you are my buddy when you go out in the future."

On the second day after returning to Milan, Balotelli expressed his desire for reconciliation to the fans through the media.Balotelli said personally that the elimination of Barcelona was an epic victory for Inter Milan, and it also inspired the hearts of every Nerazzurri. The fans apologize.

"It's unbelievable, I can't even say a word," an emotional Balotelli said of the Barcelona victory. Weeping bitterly." Balotelli, who has always said that he is an AC Milan fan, made people feel his feelings for Inter Milan for the first time.

Inter Milan fans also found it unbelievable that even Balotelli, who was rebellious and had thrown his blue and black jersey angrily on the court before, would apologize?

Balotelli was amused to see everyone staring at him with hellish expressions. He likes to be in the limelight and do something unexpected to scare them.But being stared at by Bixia, Baluot's thigh unconsciously hurt his heart again.Last night, in order to memorize his lines and practice his facial expressions, Balotelli's whole body was tortured by Bi Xia.

Memorized the wrong lines, pinch!Sleepy nap, poke!

So Balotelli in the eyes of the fans at this time is a haggard (sleepy) big boy.When he looks at you with his two big black and white eyes, he seems to feel that he will stick out his tongue at you in the next second.

Every time Super Mario has apologized before, it has been criticized as insincere, but this time it is obviously different.Balotelli not only apologized, but also began to take the initiative to restore the relationship between himself and the fans.

"I communicated with some fans and I explained some things to them. I want to apologize to the fans again, because the fans have always supported and helped me. I hope they know that I am always with them." Lottery said.

For the star who grew up under his nose, Inter Milan fans showed the greatest tolerance.The key is that important victories can often unite people's hearts. All the Nerazzurri fans want to see the Inter Milan generals happy together. With the ball to win, the brothers to be around, and the championship to be won, those pictures will be so beautiful to think about.

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Mourinho knew Balotelli well, and with his brain cells comparable to paramecium, he would never think of winning people's hearts. He privately praised Bi Xia's qualifications to join the team committee.Bixia was quite happy when he heard it at first, but when he thought of the rumors that Mourinho was kicked out by the Chelsea team committee, he suspected that the husband might be playing brain-burning language arts to ridicule him for making his own decisions.

Bi Xia immediately raised his hand and swore that he was just a screw, he would do whatever the husband wanted him to do, even if he was left to rot in the latrine, he would not hesitate to say anything.

Mourinho didn't expect Bi Xia to think so much in one sentence.

Although Balotelli and Bixia grew up in similar environments, their principles of doing things are completely different.Although Balotelli is a black disadvantaged group, he is born with a sharp weapon of racial discrimination, coupled with the escort of football talent, he has received much more kindness than Bi Xia.This caused Balotelli to only use the trick of "crying children have milk" when he is almost 20 years old. I'm here to beat you up.

This time Balotelli was able to handle his public relations crisis maturely, and Mourinho was very happy that there was a shadow of Bixia in it.Although this era believes in self-interest, who would refuse to have such a loving and righteous guy by his side.Mourinho sincerely feels that Bi Xia has the qualifications to become a team leader.

However, when he heard that Bi Xia twisted his good intentions, Mourinho was about to hammer Bi Xia's face into his crotch, "White-eyed wolf!" Thanks to his good intentions, he called his father everywhere!Is he the kind of person who cheats his son!

Bi Xia covered his head and fled around. Mourinho's physical flexibility far exceeded his age and stature. He forced people into corners and beat them violently. It's only natural for me to beat my son!

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With Bayern and Inter Milan reaching the Champions League final, another treble may be born in the European League this season.At present, the two teams occupy the top spot in the domestic league respectively, and both reached the final of the domestic cup.

For Inter Milan, this is an opportunity to create history, because there has never been a triple crown in Serie A that combines the league, the Coppa Italia and the Champions League.With 3 rounds left in Serie A, Inter Milan leads Rome by 2 points, and in the Coppa Italia final, Inter Milan will face Rome again.For Bayern, the difficulty of winning the Triple Crown is no less than that of Inter Milan.They only overwhelmed Schalke with a goal difference advantage in the Bundesliga, and encountered mad Werder Bremen in the German Cup.

Looking at the five major European leagues, only Manchester United in the 1998-1999 season and Barcelona last season achieved the triple crown, and Barcelona also created the great cause of the six crowns.Inter Milan and Bayern are expected to become the third super king.

No one wants to let go of the feats that are at their fingertips. The captains of Inter Milan and Bayern shouted from the air: "Every game should be played as a final."

However, Inter Milan and Bayern are very cautious in publicity, and neither of them has hung up the banner of the Triple Crown.You must know that the cup of the Triple Crown becoming the Sanya King in seconds has never happened. Just ask Levkusen in the 2001-2002 season and you will know that the taste is unspeakable.

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Although the title of the Triple Crown has not been implemented, this does not prevent the media from bragging about Inter Milan and Madmen.

"The six-time champion can't catch the magic bird, Inter Milan will enter the final again after 38 years"

"Madman Director "Perfect Failure" Zero Shots, Bi Xia counterattacks Messi and prepares to take the throne"

"Mourinho turned into a public enemy of Catalonia, dialect: Never coach Barcelona!" "

"Bi Xia extinguished Messi's arrogance, master and apprentice wrote the myth of the Champions League"

Translating Mourinho's Revenge: Artistic Football Crushed by Iron Army

"Interpretation of Your Majesty: Dare to Fight and Stubborn Personality Far Surpasses Chinese counterparts"

After Inter Milan eliminated Barcelona, ​​it was still praising the art of football yesterday and today it started to cheer "Great International".

One of the most disgusting paragraphs is the hymn written by Gazzetta dello Sport for the madman: Perhaps from yesterday, the pattern of world football will be rewritten because of one person: when the beautiful artistic football is defeated by an indestructible iron army , which is a subversion.The subversion of the Chelsea era was unsuccessful. Mourinho set off at Inter Milan with his ideals. The Portuguese is not Napoleon or Bismarck. At this moment, he is more like his predecessor Magellan. He is the navigator of Inter Milan. With him, he will not lose his way .

There is never a shortage of people in this world who follow suit, and the number of fans of Inter Milan skyrocketed overnight.After the semi-finals, pictures of staying up late to watch Inter Milan's semi-finals were shown everywhere on the Chinese Internet. The stars didn't blow themselves up because the fans were embarrassed to become fans of the Internet circles. Bi Xia once again became the focus of the whole people.

"People's Daily" also commented on Bi Xia, saying that his competitive level has reached the world level, far exceeding the expectations of Chinese fans.In the Apennines Peninsula, Bixia was walking on a road full of thorns, while the domestic fans enjoyed the happiness he brought.In the end, he praised Bi Xia as a role model for young people.

Especially when Bi Xia received a call from the Football Association, the Sports Bureau or even higher-level leaders, he almost couldn't bear so much attention on his shoulders.Bi Xia felt nervous, thinking that if he didn't win the championship, wouldn't he be assigned to dig coal?

The limelight in the semi-finals not only made Bi Xia almost a household name in China, but also made a qualitative improvement in his influence around the world.Especially when Messi was deflated, he created an embarrassing record of 7 clean sheets for the team coached by Mourinho. Bixia's outstanding performance met the fans' expectations for personal heroes.Bi Xia almost stepped on Messi's title of "the best in the world". He was rated as an outlier in Chinese football by the media, and he was also the pride of Chinese football. The domestic lamented that foreign countries rejoiced that there was only one Bi Xia in China.

Bi Xia barely struggled with reason in the pursuit from all directions, "I don't think I am stupid enough to think that I have already won the championship, I will always respect my opponents, and I will not forget now that I still have 5 games to play. But it’s a weird atmosphere right now, I’m surrounded by something special. Obviously, I can win three titles in five games, but I can also lose all four.”

Domestic reporters try to avoid the embarrassment caused by the kiss between Messi and Bi Xia, to prevent Bi Xia from being labeled as gay and being attacked; foreign reporters are much more obscene, and ask Bi Xia how he feels about that kiss, see Bi Xia With a stubborn mouth, they gathered together to encircle and suppress them, and some wrote "football version of Romeo and Juliet" scribbled.

"The lips are very soft." As soon as Bi Xia finished speaking, a group of crows flew over the heads of the reporters. They were obviously pure and only asked about Bi Xia's inner activities, not the touch of Messi's lips.

Bi Xia also realized that he had slipped his tongue. He scratched his hair to be silly. The Chinese reporter looked at Bi Xia with a dumbfounded smile, and was relieved to see that Bi Xia changed to an elite face after a while.Bi Xia took the opportunity to bring up the topic of Messi. When talking about the media hinting that Messi will keep his strength for the 2010 World Cup, Bi Xia couldn't help but say a few more words, "Messi is Messi, he is an incredible genius, From another planet, but he didn't play his ability not because he didn't want to, but because we were too good. No one can underestimate the defense from Italy, let alone we have Mourinho. Success or failure on the pitch It's the same reality off the pitch when it comes to heroes. It's pathetic!"

Bi Xia is not a living Lei Feng. He immediately called the beneficiary after doing a good deed, and kept repeating to Messi, "I am a good person! Oh, I am such a good person."

Messi was looking at a picture of himself kissing Messi before answering the phone.This was the first time Messi kissed Bixia. It is no exaggeration to say that when Messi saw this picture, he got goosebumps all over his body and smiled like a fool.

"Hey, what the hell are you thinking? Sexy. I forgot to ask you, what did you flirt with in front of so many people last night?"

The word Sao scratched Messi's heart, and his adrenaline soared so quickly that he was almost helpless.Feeling a fire rushing to his throat, Messi looked down from Bixia's lips, and the little Messi shook his head to show his sense of existence.

Like a tacit understanding, Bi Xia's face turned red inexplicably, he suddenly felt that Messi had a sense of image as if he had a soft light, and he was embarrassed to take a look at it.However, as a pure man, Bi Xia was unwilling to lose the battle. He slobbered and warned Messi to abide by the rules and not lie on the wall all day long to seduce people. A good man must keep his chastity and be consistent. end.

Messi didn't have a good temper to listen to Bixia's slobber this time, and his desire was so strong that Messi couldn't help but want to come out in front of Bixia.Regardless of Bi Xia's black face, Messi hung up the phone in a hurry, then poked around surreptitiously, and after finding nothing wrong, he sneaked his right hand into his crotch to do bad things.