101 Uses for the Invisible Man

While Luo Mu was complaining, the bald monk bowed to Emperor Chengxuan, and said, "Master asked me to tell Your Majesty that the little benefactor has too much evil and murderous aura, so he is not suitable to stay in the Buddhist gate. Forcibly enroll him in the Buddhist gate." , will only lead to evil fate."

Emperor Chengxuan nodded and let the monk go.When the monk turned around, Luo Mu saw the other person's face. The person looked ordinary and had no special features.When Luo Mu saw the other party's appearance, he breathed a sigh of relief silently.

Regarding the matter of Gong Xiyao becoming a monk, he was actually a little worried. He really couldn't imagine the appearance of His Royal Highness the bald seventh prince, and he always felt a little disillusioned like that.Luo Mu was in a daze when Emperor Chengxuan suddenly said: "Luo Aiqing, you are really capable."

Luo Mu: "It's okay."

Emperor Chengxuan looked at Luo Mu coldly, and said in a flat tone that could not be heard: "My Seventh Emperor is for you, but I don't want to go out and become a monk. Are you still humble about your incompetence?"

Luo Mu: "..."

——I really want to tell the emperor that His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince simply forgot to take his medicine.

Emperor Chengxuan looked at Luo Mu, slowed down his speech, and said, "Luo Mu, do you remember what you promised me?"

Luo Mu: "I don't remember."

Emperor Cheng Xuan was not angry, but continued indifferently: "You once promised me that you will only marry the emperor in this life."

Luo Mu was at a loss—is there such a thing?

Emperor Chengxuan looked at Luo Mu's expression, hooked his lips clearly, and said: "Looking at you like this, you must have forgotten it, but it doesn't matter."

Luo Mu: "..."

——The emperor's words were really profound, and he couldn't understand them at all.

Emperor Chengxuan laughed suddenly: "I really never thought that the first demon concubine of the Gongxi Dynasty who brought disaster to the country and the people would be like you—without the gorgeous beauty of the world, without the crisp and melodious voice of a lark, without the smoothness of a snake." He has a small waist...just a decent-looking man with a dull personality."

Luo Mu pondered for a while, then replied: "Thank you for the compliment?" Although those adjectives were very strange, but according to the analysis of the context, the emperor seemed to be praising him, so Luo Mu accepted these compliments modestly.

Emperor Cheng Xuan: "Aiqing is really thick-skinned."

Luo Mu said: "The emperor called me over, what's the matter?"

Emperor Chengxuan looked at Luo Mu in disbelief, and said, "I'm tired, Ai Qing will wait for me here——I'll let you know what's up after I rest."

Luo Mu: "..."

Emperor Cheng Xuan sneered and said, "How is it? Do you think what I said is particularly interesting? Don't look at me, I learned everything from you, Aiqing."

Luo Mu looked at Emperor Chengxuan silently, and suddenly felt that like a son, like a father (?) this sentence is simply the truth.

Emperor Chengxuan let out a cold snort, then turned around and left without looking back.Luo Mu stood in the imperial garden blankly, thinking about what he should do now.

Just when Luo Mu was in a daze, the young monk who should have left before suddenly came back. He looked at Luo Mu indifferently, holding the Buddha beads in his hand and said flatly: "... Amitabha, the poor monk Guan benefactor According to the appearance, the benefactor should be a person from the Land of Ultimate Bliss, why is he still lingering in the human world?"

Luo Mu: "...I also want to know why."

The monk nodded and said: "The poor monk sees that the benefactor's complexion is not good, but his lips are bright. He must have used some kind of method to maintain his life. The poor monk has the courage to persuade the benefactor—the sea of ​​suffering is endless."

Luo Mu: "..."

——so what is this for?

The monk wanted to say something, but suddenly his eyes turned white, and his body stiffened and fell to the ground.Luo Mu was concerned and wanted to support the monk, but his hands were faster than him - a masked man in black hugged the monk first, and then disappeared with a flying leap.

Luo Mu looked around for a while, and suddenly felt footsteps behind him.When he turned his head, he saw Gong Xiyao wearing a white dress, and his jet-black hair was neatly combed and tied up.This Gong Xiyao inexplicably looks more energetic, and the whole person looks particularly refreshing and clean.

Luo Mu only noticed one thing: "Ah, why didn't you shave your head?"

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao asked: "Do you like bald heads?"

Luo Mu shook his head: "I don't really like it, it's better to have hair." He doesn't like the bald head, not only does it not keep warm, but sometimes it is reflective (?).Moreover, Luo Mu also has a little hobby of touching people's hair. If Gong Xiyao shaves his head, he will have one less thing to play with in the future.

So it's good to have hair.

However, within seconds Luo Mu said: "If you don't shave your head, you won't be able to become a monk."

Gong Xiyao said blankly: "You can practice with your hair."

Luo Mu blinked and said, "So you want to be a little Taoist priest."

Gong Xiyao said: "I have seen through the world of mortals and want to escape into Buddhism!" Anyway, it is impossible to settle the bad debt between him and Luo Mu.Luo Mu now knows that he is a ruthless person who even plotted against his younger brother, so it must be even more impossible to forgive him.

Hey, but I still like Luo Mu very much.

Gong Xiyao also feels very helpless about his infatuation, no matter what Luo Mu treats him, he can't change his love for Luo Mu.Such strong emotions sometimes hinder his relationship with Luo Mu.Many times, Gong Xiyao would think that if he had been more rational at the beginning, wouldn't he and Luo Mu have such troubles now?Could it be that he and Luo Mu are already married?

Looking at the sentimental Gong Xiyao in front of him, Luo Mu really felt a chill down his back and felt a chill.So Luo Mu took the initiative to break the silence: "Do you know what that monk said to me just now?"

Gong Xiyao: "Know a little."

Luo Mu ignored him, and continued to speak naturally: "He said that drinking blood to renew one's life is against the law of heaven. Even if you can live a long life, you will definitely go to the eighteenth level of hell after death, and go through ninety-nine and eighty-one tortures."

Gong Xiyao's expression changed immediately.

"So, how much do you hate me?" Luo Mu was stunned after saying this-ah, this way of unfolding is a bit wrong, he seems to be here to coax people today.And this is not coaxing people at all, but intimidating people.So, Luo Mu thought seriously for a while, and then added under Gong Xiyao's pale expression: "And I found that after drinking your blood, my character began to be assimilated by you."

As soon as the words were finished, it was Luo Mu who was stunned: "..."

——Did he threaten Gong Xiyao again?

Gong Xiyao's eyes turned cold, he looked at Luo Mu and said, "You don't want to trust me anymore, do you?"

Luo Mu: "...You are a bit gloomy today."

Gong Xiyao resigned himself and said, "It doesn't matter if it's dark or not, no matter what I do, you won't like me anymore."

Luo Mu said slowly: "...I don't dislike you either."

Gong Xiyao grasped this and asked back: "Then do you like me?"

Luo Mu thought about it seriously, and then said: "If you become a monk, you won't like it."

Gong Xiyao's little heart stopped beating for a moment. Hearing Luo Mu's words, he really wanted to imagine that Luo Mu actually liked and admired him, but he was hit too many times. I no longer have the courage to conceit.Therefore, Gong Xiyao only waited for a moment, and soon calmed down.But Gong Xiyao also knew that his current state was ugly, and facing Luo Mu with such a mood would only make him hate him even more, so he decided to leave: "I still have something to do, let's go first."

Luo Mu blinked and replied, his body moved first - he subconsciously grabbed Gong Xiyao's wrist, pulled him over with a slight force, and then lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead.Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao, thinking that this guy should stop now.But when he lowered his head, he realized that Gong Xiyao's face was still cold, looking at him with gloomy eyes, as if he was very dissatisfied with his actions.Luo Mu was stunned, and subconsciously let go of his hand.

As a result, when he let go, Gong Xiyao directly fell to the ground.

Luo Mu: "..."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao's icy expression was instantly shattered, and he said angrily with red ears, "I'm just being kissed by you so that my feet are soft!?" Just now Luo Mu's domineering and proactive pull, he didn't take his little heart for a while. Cover it well, causing the heart to keep beating wildly.Later, Luo Mu kissed him on the forehead with eyes full of affection (?), and his whole body was broken...

Luo Mu knelt down, looked at Gong Xiyao, and asked, "Are you okay?"

Gong Xiyao suddenly put away all expressions, clasped his palms in front of him, bowed slightly and said calmly: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I have already disregarded the world of mortals, and I am ready to become a monk and live a life isolated from the world. "

Luo Mu nodded and agreed: "Well, it's time for you to get married."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao was stiff for a long time, his lips trembled slightly, and he said, "You are talking about..."

——Can he... look forward to it again?

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Chapter Eighty Nine

Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao, whose eyes were red with red eyes, and his eyes were full of cautiousness and anticipation. He couldn't help feeling embarrassed in his heart—how cruel was he, that he turned a willful and willful guy into this timid and cautious man? look like.Luo Mu thought for a while, and originally wanted to laugh and say that it was a slip of the tongue, but now—"Yeah." Luo Mu responded.

At this moment, Luo Mu seemed to see a radiance in Gong Xiyao's eyes.

Luo Mu: "..."

—He just said a word, right?

Looking at Gong Xiyao who was so happy, Luo Mu didn't feel much except for a little relaxation.To be honest, he still has no idea about such things as love, love, kiss and me. If Gong Xiyao hadn't been stalking (?), he felt that he probably wouldn't think about it in his life.

Luo Mu thought about it carefully, and his feelings for Gong Xiyao were actually quite simple—it was pleasing to the eye whether he loved him or not.But Luo Mu feels this way to most people, so Gong Xiyao doesn't seem special...in fact, he is special.At the very least, Gong Xiyao is the person Luo Mu loves to tease the most. He likes to watch the other party blow their hair, and always finds that appearance very lively and interesting.

So, is he wronging himself to be with Gong Xiyao?

That's not true, no one can force Luo Mu to do what he doesn't want to do, so he is indeed willing to be with Gong Xiyao.Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao, who was about to cry with joy, and felt that this guy was very interesting again...it felt so stupid.

Gong Xiyao didn't know what Luo Mu was thinking, how ruthless(?) he was thinking.He was already very happy to hear Luo Mu's answer, but he was still a little worried.Holding Luo Mu's hand, he asked again and again: "This time...you really didn't lie to me?" It wasn't to tease him or to sympathize with him, Luo Mu really wanted to be with him.

Luo Mu said, "I didn't lie to you."

——Anyway, with his body, it's the same with anyone.Since it doesn’t matter who you are with, why not just be with your own mobile blood bank (Gong Xiyao?), in case he sometimes misses the world and can suck a few mouthfuls to save his life... Ah, yes, suck blood The problem has not been resolved yet!

Luo Mu belatedly thought that this important issue had not been resolved, so he frowned slightly, a little depressed.However, his slight frown made Gong Xiyao, who had been staring at him, feel colder.He thought back and forth in his heart—Luo Mu regretted it, it would be better for him to escape into Buddhism.

Luo Mu noticed the change in Gong Xiyao, and said embarrassingly, "You are really gloomy today."

Gong Xiyao muttered, "I don't feel safe..."

Luo Mu didn't hear clearly, and asked, "What?"

Gong Xiyao turned his head and said, "It's nothing."

After a pause for a while, Gong Xiyao clenched his hands, turned his heart, and asked self-destructively: "Wu Mu, what did you think of just now?" He must have regretted it, regretted it, regretted it!

Luo Mu didn't hide anything, and said, "I'm thinking about drinking blood."

Gong Xiyao was instantly relieved, but he breathed a sigh of relief, and after reading Luo Mu's words carefully, he became nervous again.He looked at Luo Mu and said, "I, I, I, I, I will definitely help you find the medicine."

Luo Mu blinked, and suddenly became emotional: "Then how do you deal with the assimilation?"

Gong Xiyao immediately remembered what Luo Mu said before, and thought of what he said - after drinking his blood, Luo Muhe became more and more like him.Gong Xiyao looked at Luo Mu obsessively for a while, then buried himself in his memory and searched again. After staring at Luo Mu's past actions for a long time, he regained his composure and said : "But I don't think they have assimilated."

In Gong Xiyao's eyes, Luo Mu still exuded a radiant glow all over his body as before, and his every move was so beautiful that he couldn't take his eyes off him.He was not affected by him at all, and his behavior was still so normal.wrong!Gong Xiyao came to his senses suddenly, and discovered something.Luo Mu has indeed changed a bit!

The former Luo Mu didn't have such a bad personality!

But such a bad Luo Mu made him unable to move his eyes away.Gong Xiyao looked at Luo Mu in a daze again, thinking that Luo Mu in the past always seemed to be a little less lively, feeling like he was drifting away from the world.But now Luo Mu seems to be full of vitality, he will be angry and happy, and will toss him back and forth. Isn't this a good development?

Although no matter what Luo Mu looks like, he likes it.But if he had to choose, he would really like the cheerful and lively Luo Mu now.

Looking at Gong Xiyao's expression, Luo Mu knew that this guy probably didn't know where he was thinking.Luo Mu reached out and rubbed the other party's hair, and after successfully messing up Gong Xiyao's neat hair, he left with a little joy.But after he walked a few steps, he remembered something - "Your Highness, the Emperor asked me to wait for him here."

Gong Xiyao looked at Luo Mu and realized instantly: "He bullied you!?"

Luo Mu: "No, I just want to ask Your Highness to help me ask the emperor, can I go now?"

Gong Xiyao raised a sword and said seriously, "I'll ask him right now."

……

Luo Mu did not follow Gong Xiyao to find the emperor, but continued to stay where he was and waited for the emperor's order.Being so obedient is not because Luo Mu is afraid of the imperial power, but because he thinks that to see the emperor, it is better to stand where he is and continue to be in a daze.Because Luo Mu is very self-aware - the emperor's words are so easy to understand.

Therefore, Luo Mu wisely gave up the opportunity to actively communicate with the emperor.

Luo Mu: "..."

——He really couldn't communicate with such an unpredictable emperor.

Luo Muan waited quietly for a while, and then heard footsteps coming from the imperial garden.Luo Mu looked up, but it wasn't the pale and handsome emperor who came, but the square-faced Liu Wanshan.

Luo Mu said with emotion: "...You are really everywhere."

Liu Wanshan pretended to be embarrassed and said with a smile: "Hey, brother, I missed you, so I sneaked in."

Luo Mu didn't nag him, and simply asked, "What's the matter?"

Liu Wanshan's expression instantly became sad. He looked at Luo Mu and said sadly, "Mulang, you and I have been in love for a few years, why are you so indifferent to me now? Are you really It broke my heart, you are so cold and heartless..."

Luo Mu looked at the sky and said calmly: "It's getting late, I should go home."

Liu Wanshan groaned: "Mulang, you are so ruthless and cruel."

Luo Mu: "..."

——What is this guy smoking again?

After Liu Wanshan suffered a lot, seeing that Luo Mu was really impatient, he finally stated his purpose of coming here: "I went to your house for a walk when I had time, and I stopped by to see that crazy and temperamental woman in your house." Becoming baby brother. Guess—what did I finally find out?"

Luo Mu nodded and replied, "You forgot to bring your eyes."

Liu Wanshan: "..."

Liu Wanshan's entire face was wrinkled, and he said bluntly, "Di Luo, let's have a discussion...can we be more serious?"

Luo Mu: "It seems that you were not serious first."

"I was wrong." Liu Wanshan apologized very consciously, but his words were not sincere at all.He looked at Luo Mu, stared at Luo Mu from top to bottom, and said with a smile: "Luo Di, for your happiness, for your innocent death—after death, your How about giving me the body?"

"...You seem to be digressing."

"No, no, what I'm talking about is serious business—serious business!" Liu Wanshan said excitedly, "Your brother is a pervert—well, don't stare at me, I'm talking about Xuanyuan not your brother, your brother is not Xuanyuan .Why are you so convoluted!? Anyway, that person is simply a lunatic. For the sake of your innocence, I will risk it—brother, give me the body after death, and I will kill you without any lust. Enshrine it, then seal you up with an ice sculpture, and then..."

Luo Mu silently took a few steps back, away from this man who obviously looked a little crazy.

Liu Wanshan obviously noticed Luo Mu's slight move, so he widened his eyes in disbelief: "I've worked hard and thought hard for you here, but you actually shun me like a tiger...Luo Di, you Are you worthy of my gratitude to you that is as heavy as a mountain, my infatuation is absolute, and my love is so deep that I can't live long!?"

Luo Mu: "..."

I don't know why, but now he has only one thought for Liu Wanshan - are you sent by the monkey to be funny?

Liu Wanshan was greatly shocked, and when he was about to get close to Luo Mu to show him how hurt he looked, he suddenly felt his collar tighten, and was picked up and thrown out.Liu Wanshan got up from the ground in a daze, and saw His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince standing in front of him gloomyly, holding a bloody sword in his hand.

Liu Wanshan faltered in an instant, shrank his neck and said, "Hello, Your Highness."

There was no smile on Gong Xiyao's face, he looked at Liu Wanshan gloomyly, and said coldly: "Get lost!"

Liu Wanshan immediately got up from the ground in fright, and ran out trembling.Luo Mu was stunned for a moment, looking at Gong Xiyao who was standing upright and full of evil spirits, blinked and then stepped forward, reached out and stroked Gong Xiyao's long hair, and said, "Well, there has been progress." Then for a moment he thought that His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince would erase Liu Wanshan.

Gong Xiyao had a sullen face and didn't speak.

At this time, Luo Mu noticed the sword in Gong Xiyao's hand. The sword was covered with blood, and it was still falling down bit by bit.Luo Mu 囧 Lei 囧 Lei 囧 Lei for a while, and then asked weakly: "Could you really put the emperor..."

Gong Xiyao replied in a cold voice, "It's just some offal."

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu wanted to say something more, but before he could say anything, Gong Xiyao suddenly looked at him with red eyes, and said fiercely: "You promised to be with me, then your corpse will also belong to me after a hundred years ! Not to mention the dead body, even the hair you fell on the ground, the sweat left behind...all belong to me!"

Luo Mu didn't want to admit that for a moment, he thought of some particularly evil things.

Gong Xiyao stared at Luo Mu with red eyes, and said word by word: "You are mine."

Luo Mu rubbed his head calmly, and said: "According to what you said, I may not be able to promise you. I often lose my hair, and sometimes the wind blows away one..."

With bright eyes, Gong Xiyao took out a purse from his pocket, and then took out a handful of black things from the purse.Luo Mu looked at the neatly combed hair, and said awkwardly: "Don't tell me this is mine..."

Gong Xiyao nodded, and said happily, "I collected all your hair loss bit by bit."

Luo Mu: "..."

——This person is so perverted, perverted.

Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao and sighed, "Do you like me that much?"

Gong Xiyao's face turned red, and he snorted, "It's just...it's not!"

Luo Mu suddenly realized, and said: "It turned out that I misunderstood." It would be best if it was a misunderstanding, and he suddenly felt a little regretful.It's a pleasure to have a cute animal by your side, but it's a bit bad to have a pervert...

"I just love you!"

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu looked at Gong Xiyao's envious look like a rabbit again, and felt that he couldn't be too unkind, so he said gently: "Okay, you just love me." After thinking about it, he added: "I like it too. your."

When Gong Xiyao heard this, he instantly smiled.

It's just that Gong Xiyao was pregnant for a while, then asked anxiously: "Then...the blood problem..."

Luo Mu: "..."

—Ah, he forgot the most important thing again.

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The author has something to say: There is probably one more chapter before the main text is finished~

After that, I will update "Professional Slag Gong"... If I don't update it, I will really screw up QAQ