101 Uses for the Invisible Man

Luo Mu really agreed to be with Gong Xiyao this time, he didn't tease or joke, they were really together.After getting the absolute guarantee, Gong Xiyao became erratic, he ignored the weak emperor in the palace, and killed all the assassins sent by the other party.

Gong Xiyao is immersed in the joy of his upcoming wedding with Luo Mu every day - Luo Mu agrees to be with him, then he agrees to marry him!Later, he went to Luo Mu to confirm it uneasy, and Luo Mu also said that it was okay to get married.

Gongxi Yaobaba prepared the dowry (?), embroidered the wedding gown by himself, and sent people to find out where there was a wedding every day. After getting the news, he ran over thousands of miles to watch, silently studied and wrote his own wedding The plan changed over and over again.Luo Mu looked at the plan that had been revised twenty times, and was speechless: "...just changed one word."

Gong Xiyao said seriously: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime event, so we must be more careful."

Luo Mu: "...you are happy."

Gong Xiyao was busy with getting married, but Luo Mu, who was the groom's official (?), didn't pay any attention to the matter of getting married.Luo Mu watched Gong Xiyao who got the news and rushed out like the wind, poured himself a cup of tea silently, and took a sip - he still likes such a quiet and leisurely life.

Just as Luo Mu was leisurely wandering, Xuanyuan came in.

Xuanyuan looked at Luo Mu from the crack of the door, his eyes rolled around, and then asked in a low voice: "Brother, sister-in-law, isn't he here?" Seeing Luo Mu nodded, Xuanyuan pushed the door away happily She came in and said, "Sister-in-law has been going crazy recently, she actually dragged me to discuss embroidery with me last time..."

Luo Mu 囧 Lei 囧 Lei's: "At this time, you can choose to ignore him."

Xuanyuan said: "How dare you! That's your fiancée, my sister-in-law! If you don't please him now, if he blows on the pillow and makes you kick me out of the house, what should I do!?"

Luo Mu: "...you think too much."

——Xuanyuan obviously entered the drama too deeply.

Xuanyuan looked at Luo Mu, and suddenly froze.He was stunned for a while, and suddenly said with emotion: "But I really didn't expect that the two of you will be together in the end... I thought my brother would always be with me, just the two of us—just us Brothers."

Luo Mu said slowly: "Chaos|lunarism is not good."

Xuanyuan wrinkled his nose and snorted, "Is it good to break the sleeve?"

Seeing Xuanyuan's faint tendency to get angry, Luo Mu felt relieved for some reason—to be honest, he always felt a little uncomfortable with Xuanyuan's calm and indifferent appearance recently. It makes people feel more... at ease.But Xuanyuan was only depressed for a while, and then seemed to think about it, and said: "But it's nothing, brother, you just want to be happy."

Luo Mu: "...Thank you."

Xuanyuan frowned, his eyes were full of sincerity: "Brother, you must be happy."

Luo Mu nodded and replied, "En."

……

No matter how indifferent Luo Mu is, the day of marriage has come.Luo Mu was wearing a bright red groom's attire. Standing there, looking at the sedan chair being carried step by step, he suddenly thought——His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince really came wearing a bridal attire?A big man in a bridal gown...well, he kind of wants to return it all of a sudden.

One step, two steps, three steps, the sedan chair stopped.

Luo Mu stepped forward calmly, kicked the sedan chair away according to His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince's script, and then bent down to hug Princess Ren.Gong Xiyao was really wearing...well, a red bridal attire with a red hijab on her head, which made Luo Mu a little curious whether the other party's face was also painted with bridal makeup like a monkey's butt.

Suddenly I don't want to lift the red hijab.

Although Luo Mu was embarrassed in his heart, he still acted nonchalantly on the surface, very cooperatively carried him into the room according to Gong Xiyao's script, and then bowed three times in front of everyone.However, after bowing, Luo Mu was surprised to find that at least half of the participants were wiping their tears with handkerchiefs, looking relieved and moved.

Luo Mu: "..."

——He recognized a few of them, they were the hidden guards of His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince... I really love them deeply.

After throwing the bride(?) into the room, Luo Mu was dragged out to toast—of course, under the power of the Seventh Prince (?), almost no one dared to drag Luo Mu out to drink, and Luo Mu went by himself from.Luo Mu's ideas are very traditional. He remembers that drinking is a must when getting married.As soon as Luo Mu walked out of the room, he was held back by Liu Wanshan.

Well, Liu Wanshan can be counted as one of Luo Mu's relatives and friends present.

Liu Wanshan was also wearing a bright red dress today, but this bright red dress on Liu Wanshan failed to steal Luo Mu's limelight at all, but made Luo Mu even more magnificent.There is no way, the square-faced rough man in red and the handsome Luo Mu...they are simply two extremes, and there is no way to compare them.

Liu Wanshan dragged Luo Mu to a corner, and said with a wicked look, "Di Luo! I have something good here!"

Luo Mu was embarrassed: "Aren't you willing to give up selling even when I get married?"

——A salesman (?) who touched Daqing.

"It's because you are getting married that I want to sell it to you!" Liu Wanshan began to complain again, "Luo Lang, how can you be so ignorant of my heart! Everything I do is for your own good." Ah - after knowing that you are inhumane, I have painstakingly brewed this bottle of exclusive secret medicine for you, to ensure that your bridal chamber flowers and candles will be fragrant every night."

Luo Mu: "..."

—he regretted having the fellow here.

Liu Wanshan giggled and stuffed a bottle of stuff into Luo Mu's arms, then turned around and waved his hands gracefully: "Goodbye, Luo Lang! Remember to meet again in the future!"

Liu Wanshan turned around and went out, walked to the yard and met Xuanyuan in red.Liu Wanshan was stunned for a moment, and then greeted with a smile: "Long time no see, young master of Xuanyuanmen."

Xuanyuan stood in the pavilion, pinched a flower and said softly, "It's really a happy day."

Liu Wanshan smiled: "You are so eccentric."

Xuanyuan glanced at him casually, and said: "I know you came back here before and found out a little secret, but it doesn't matter. Some things need a witness after all—no matter how lively the scene is now, the one who has the last laugh is still It will be me."

Liu Wanshan blinked and smiled: "You are really perverted."

Luo Mu finally walked into the wedding room.

Looking at the bright red decorations inside, looking at the red candles lit on the table, and looking at Gong Xiyao sitting on the bed dressed as a bride, Luo Mu still walked in.However, at the moment when he took a step, Luo Mu suddenly had many things in his mind—in other words, why did he and His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince come to this step?

I always feel that walking is a little fast and a little bit smart, but he still can't react now.

It was still lively outside, but no one dared to break into the bridal chamber, so the wedding room seemed extraordinarily quiet.Luo Mu walked to the window step by step, and then... lifted the red hijab.

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu silently put down the red hijab, and then said as if explaining: "So there is still a link to find a bride... Miss, I'm sorry, I'm going to find His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince."

His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince: "..."

Gong Xiyao was wearing a red hijab, feeling aggrieved: "Are you still mad at me now that you're married!?"

Luo Mu considered Gong Xiyao's words for a while, and then returned symmetrically: "You still want to scare me after we're married?"

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao raised his hand tremblingly, and said anxiously in his heart: "...Am I really so ugly?"

Luo Mu looked at him without saying a word, but showed an inscrutable smile, and looked at him quietly.The uneasiness in Gong Xiyao's heart became more obvious. He thought bridal makeup was not good-looking at the beginning, but...others said that wearing this makeup indicated that he would be able to grow old in the future, so he did not hesitate to use it.

Gong Xiyao became nervous, and said, "I'm going to wash off my makeup, and I'll do it again tomorrow..." He must regain his beautiful and pure image in Luo Mu's mind.

Luo Mu: "Who said... this is a once in a lifetime thing?"

Gong Xiyao: "Whew."

——But he didn't want such an imperfect first time.

Luo Mu took the initiative to take off the red hijab that was about to fall, and then held Gong Xiyao's face with both hands. Looking at his red makeup, he curved his brows and showed a nice smile, and said warmly, "It's very beautiful .”

——Well, he doesn't want to have a second kiss.

Gong Xiyao stared at Luo Mu obsessively, staring at his lips, and then said: "We... are married."

Luo Mu nodded, but there was something in his heart that he wanted to say—although they seem to have come to an end now, but after thinking about it seriously, they still have a lot of unresolved issues, such as the most important problem of drinking blood... However, Luo Mu Looking at Gong Xiyao who was secretly weeping with joy, he said calmly, "Just be happy."

- There is always a solution to everything.

At this moment, there was some movement outside the window.

Luo Mu turned his head in search of sound, but was quickly pulled back by Gong Xiyao.Gong Xiyao pursed his lips and hummed, "It's our bridal chamber wedding night, you should be staring at me all the time——what did you see just now?"

Luo Mu blinked and said, "A very good-looking person."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Gong Xiyao's mouth trembled in disbelief: "Better looking than me?"

Luo Mu's eyes circled around Gong Xiyao's face, then turned away, and replied seriously (?): "...Well, if you feel happy, you are better looking."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Luo Mu: "Don't cry...we will grow old forever."

……

A hundred years later (?)——

Gong Xiyao looked at Luo Mu's black and beautiful long hair, and then at his own equally black and shiny long hair, feeling deeply and deeply melancholy.Old people (?) love memories and emotions, so he said to Luo Mu: "Wood, when we got married, we clearly agreed to live forever together..."

Luo Mu looked at his black hair, then at Gong Xiyao's, and said, "Yes."

Gong Xiyao sighed, "Hey..."

Luo Mu quite understood Gong Xiyao's worries, so he said sincerely, "I'm really sorry, I can't grow old with you."

Gong Xiyao: "..."

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☆, extra

After getting married, Gong Xiyao really implemented his own philosophy - taking the husband as the key link (?).He runs behind Luo Mu every day, and because of his special ability, he sticks to Luo Mu even more unscrupulously.Gong Xiyao's idea is very simple. They missed it for so many years, and now they have to make up for it against the clock (?).

Thus, a generation of sticky maniacs was born.

After marriage, Luo Mu went to work in the palace as usual, but this time he was no longer alone quietly sweeping the yard and cleaning the table, there were many people passing by for no reason.When he was watering the flowers, occasionally one or two palace maids would pass by the gate, then poke their heads in, stare at Luo Mu for a while, and then exclaim—'Oh, I went wrong', and finally with a face The miraculous expression ran out.

Luo Mu, who is surrounded by inexplicable people every day: "..."

——Ah, my heart seems a little tired.

What made Luo Mu even more tired was that those palace people who came to watch, all failed to walk within ten meters of Luo Mu, or fell face down on the ground with a plop, or disappeared on the horizon with a bang, or hummed. He vomited blood and died... So, after many disasters, Luo Mu seemed to be recognized by everyone—Guard Luo and the evil Seventh Prince were a match made in heaven.

Luo Mu: "..."

His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince's invisibility seems to have reached its peak, and even Luo Mu found it difficult to find the Seventh Prince's trace (?).It can be said that as long as the Seventh Prince is unwilling, then perhaps no one in the world will be able to catch him.However, in Luo Mu's view, His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince who possesses divine skills is still a cute idiot. Although his skills are flawless, he himself is full of loopholes.

such as--

On the third day after getting married, Luo Mu was pulled back by Liu Wanshan to whisper again.Liu Wanshan sneakily pulled Luo Mu to a corner, and then complained: "Your family is really strict with you, so I had to make perfect preparations before I cheated on you (?) —I first sent people to the palace to confirm the whereabouts of the Seventh Prince, and then I sent ten people to follow the Seventh Prince, as soon as His Highness came in this direction, I would immediately issue an alarm... Hey, you see, I really love you."

Luo Mu: "..."

——Ah, Liu Wanshan's hair seemed to have been cut off suddenly just now.

Liu Wanshan didn't notice the strangeness on his body at all, and continued to um Luo Mu affectionately: "I really have deep affection for you-so is that pill good for you?"

Luo Mu: "..."

——This guy's style of painting changed so quickly.

But before Luo Mu could answer, Liu Wanshan, who had been standing upright, suddenly fell on the ground, plopping the dust all over the ground.Luo Mu silently looked at Liu Wanshan who was lying on the ground, and said softly, "I'm sorry."

Liu Wanshan was still lying on the ground, humming: "It's great to have a lady!"

"……what?"

"It's amazing to marry the prince!"

Luo Mu: "..."

——It’s impossible to communicate at all.

That night, at dinner time.After Luo Mu and Xuanyuan looked at each other for a while, he took the initiative to ask, "Where is Your Highness?" He also planned to have a pleasant conversation with the other party during the meal.As a result, he waited for a long time, but he didn't see His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince... This is not very scientific.Although Luo Mu didn't want to boast, but since they got married, Gong Xiyao had acted like he would die without him.

Xuanyuan: "..."

Xuanyuan silently stared at the creases on Luo Mu's clothes - the shoulders and waist were clearly surrounded by people... Xuanyuan used his powerful imagination, and he felt that His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince must be clinging to his brother up.It's just that Luo Mu is relatively slow to the changes in himself, so he didn't feel it.

Xuanyuan: "Brother, I've wanted to ask for a long time... Don't you feel that you feel a heavy panic every day?"

Luo Mu was stunned, thought for a while, and then replied: "It seems that nothing has changed, what's wrong?"

Xuanyuan: "..."

——I really want to tell my brother that there is a pervert who clings to him every day, and occasionally seems to do some weird things to him.But for the happiness of his brother's family, he still... let's not talk about it for now.

After dinner, Luo Mu asked Xi'er to prepare a bucket of hot water, and then went to the room to get clothes.He walked into the room, and vaguely noticed some strange changes in the room, but after observing for a long time, Luo Mu couldn't see what changed, so he shrugged and simply ignored it.

However, when Luo Mu opened the closet, he felt that he was not well.

This thing missing a large piece of cloth... Are you sure it's clothes?

This flimsy thing that looks like it could be torn... Are you sure it's clothes?

……

Luo Mu: "..."

No matter what happens, you still have to take a shower.So embarrassing for a while, Luo Mu took the clothes and went to take a bath.At this moment, Xi'er has already put a bucket full of water, and added some medicinal materials found by the Seventh Prince, so Luo Mu is taking a medicinal bath.However, just as Luo Mu took off a piece of clothing, he heard some strange sounds from behind.

Luo Mu turned around and found nothing unusual.

So Luo Mu continued to take off the second and third pieces... When Luo Mu finished taking off and soaked in the medicine barrel, he saw a little red thing floating on the black liquid medicine.

Luo Mu: "..."

Luo Mu came out of the potion, put on a bath towel and said coldly, "Come out."

Gong Xiyao appeared holding his nose.

Luo Mu: "..."

—Sometimes... no, most of the time he couldn't figure out what was going on in this guy's head.

Gong Xiyao looked at Luo Mu obsessively, and said, "Wu Mu, tonight..."

"The palace is on duty tonight."

Gong Xiyao was stunned for a moment, but he didn't force Luo Mu to change his schedule, and said, "Then tomorrow night..."

"Don't sleep tomorrow night..."

Gong Xiyao complained: "Are you rather not sleeping than staying with me!? We are all married, you can't dislike me like this..."

Luo Mu was stunned, and it took him a long time to react, and said with shame: "I'm sorry, I have a bad memory..." Subtext: I'm so sorry that I forgot that we were married.

Gong Xiyao: "..."

Luo Mu continued: "I'm so sorry."

—Well, that's a good excuse.

Gong Xiyao sniffed and complained: "You can just say that you despise me! How about I am a pervert who gets nosebleeds when he sees your naked body!?"

Luo Mu: "..."

——I really want to... Forget it, lest the other party cry again.

☆, extra episode 2

Xuanyuan. Ice Love

Xuanyuanmen is a demon gate, and the people inside practice the most evil martial arts in the world.Although martial arts is not the criterion for judging a person's quality, nine and a half out of ten people who practice evil arts in Xuanyuanmen are perverted.Growing up in Xuanyuanmen, Xuanyuan, who became the young master of Xuanyuanmen at the age of ten, is even more outstanding among them.

There are many martial arts collected in Xuanyuanmen, including the martial arts of eating meat and swallowing internal energy, the art of controlling Gu, and the evil arts of corrupting people from the inside out... There are many kinds of martial arts, and the number is not clear.As the young master of the Demon Sect, Xuanyuan can naturally practice those martial arts as he likes - as long as he likes and is interested in him, then he can practice.

Xuanyuan has never met his relatives since he was a child, and he doesn't know if he has any relatives, so the young and lonely Xuanyuan picked up a puppet book and tossed some human-like dolls for himself.Later, when he grew up a little, he was not satisfied with the wooden doll controlled by the internal force string, so he used some secret techniques to make people alive into his dolls.

From then on, Xuanyuan felt that she was no longer alone.

He likes puppets.

However, Xuanyuan is a very picky person, the puppets he chooses must be in line with his aesthetics and what he likes.Because of his pickiness, he hasn't had a puppet he really likes until now - until Luo Mu shows up.Although Xuanyuan was obsessed and lost his memory at the time, this did not prevent him from falling in love with Luo Mu the moment he saw him.Luo Mu's smiling face was so pretty that he... couldn't describe his feelings at that time in words.

Luo Mu's appearance, Luo Mu's voice, everything about Luo Mu...that is the type he likes.Xuanyuan was really surprised, he never thought that there would be such people in the world who liked him so much.

Almost the moment he saw Luo Mu, Xuanyuan made up his mind to make him his own.It's just that at that time he was insane, and his mind was a bit confused, so although he used the puppet technique, it was a puppet technique full of loopholes, and he didn't really turn Luo Mu into a puppet.Then he ran to Luo Mu with an empty brain, and then promised a "brother lie", becoming Luo Mu's younger brother, and then the two lived a peaceful and warm life together.

Xuanyuan, who lived such a warm and peaceful life for the first time, has been intoxicated in it for a while - he has a family and a gentle brother, he can hear his gentle voice every day, eat the meals prepared by his brother, and enjoy the time spent by his brother. Sleeping soundly in his arms, he is no longer bullied by the ups and downs outside... He really likes such warm days.

However, later he found that although he himself was enjoying such a warm life, Luo Mu did not, and his will to live weakened little by little.The more harmonious and warm the two of them get along, the stronger the elder brother's sense of satisfaction is, the weaker the elder brother's will to survive... So, Xuanyuan used the excuse that he had fallen into a madness and hadn't healed yet, and asked his elder brother to run around to help him Looking for the world's wonder medicine Yunlongsan.He thought about using such a difficult thing to retain Luo Mu's desire for survival.

Xuanyuan felt very happy to see his brother getting more energetic day by day, running around for him with a direction and goal every day.So, he felt that compared to puppets, he still prefers living Luo Mu, this kind of Luo Mu is warmer and more... makes him obsessed.He didn't mind if Luo Mu used him as a stand-in, anyway, as long as Luo Mu focused on him, then it didn't matter.

But, sure enough, things didn't go as he expected.

Luo Mu met an inexplicable Seventh Prince... Of course, this is nothing at all.He is confident that he is still at the top of Luo Mu's heart.It's just that he hasn't dealt with the problem when he went mad, his personality becomes more suspicious and sharper day by day, and his mood becomes worse and worse.So he finally started to stubbornly care about some things that he didn't care about in the past, and then ruined the originally good game...

But now it seems that it doesn't matter.After he figured out Luo Mu's thoughts and knew that he knew everything, he felt that it was boring.

It really doesn't matter what happens to these unpredictable living people.

Therefore, Xuanyuan simply reached out to help the stupid Seventh Prince occasionally, occasionally said some ridiculous words to tease his brother and the Seventh Prince, and then watched his brother's various expressions.However, at a certain moment, he was once again conquered by his brother's smiling face, and from then on, a thought that had been silent in his heart emerged.

What was he thinking at the time?

If the elder brother is made into a puppet, then he is the most perfect and priceless treasure that belongs to him alone.

Xuanyuan stood in a room covered with bright red ornaments, watching the people around him laughing and laughing, suddenly felt very impatient.He hated this kind of lively atmosphere, hated this crowded place, hated... ah, everything was disgusting, but what he hated most was—living people. "What's wrong with you?" At this moment, Luo Mu came over with a glass of wine, Xuanyuan felt a little bored seeing the concern in his eyes.

"It's nothing, I'm not used to crowded places."

Luo Mu raised his wine glass and said, "Well, have a drink?"

"Brother." Xuanyuan smiled and toasted Luo Mu, and then said, "I really like cold things." For example--dead people or corpses.He felt a little annoyed with living people now.

Luo Mu blinked, as if he didn't understand.

Xuanyuan smiled and didn't explain anymore... There is no need to explain further.Therefore, Xuanyuan looked at Luo Mu, smiled and blessed: "Brother, you must be happy every day, and you must have a big smile on your face." He likes his brother's gentle smile the most. Set everything down.

……

Time flies, and time flies like an arrow.

Unknowingly, Xuanyuan had been waiting for a long time. Although the evil skills on his body kept him looking like a young man, he was a bit rotten inside, and his hair was also gray.However, he lived longer than Luo Mu, who was in poor health, and lived longer than His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince who died in love.

Xuanyuan walked to Luo Mu's tomb, looked at the tomb and sneered, then turned and left.Lying on the bed in his room, there was a man sleeping peacefully.The man has delicate features and a handsome face, with a faint smile on his lips, but his face and lips are a little pale.Xuanyuan went to the bed and sat down, stretched out his hand to caress Luo Mu's body, and smiled: "I just said, I'm the one who laughs last."

After that, Luo Mu will belong to him alone.

forever.

The author has something to say: That’s about all there is to the episode, my brother’s episode was planned from the beginning...

ps I really wrote the invisibility skill very badly. It should have been taller, but it didn't come in handy at all.

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