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?It didn't take long to read the manga, when the sound of Xiao Shuai's luxury car and sports car sounded outside the window.It was when he was driving on campus arrogantly like this, when he first entered college, and then every time he came back, he parked the car in the underground parking lot and walked back to the dormitory.He's back to his old ways tonight, and it looks like he's trying to break free from the shackles on his head.It's just that he doesn't have the Loose Hoop Curse, so he probably won't be able to escape.

When he opened the door, there were some sequins on his hair, some colorful things stuck to his shirt, and some lipstick on his face, and he walked in like that.

He glanced at Wen Rou, then turned to Qian Qian and looked at it seriously for a while, and said: "Yes, it is indeed charming when you look up close. How do you say that? By the way, I feel pity. No wonder the little monster usually has big ideas. Very well, when I see you, I will be obedient."

Qianqian looked at me resentfully, but I only mentioned a few words to him casually, and didn't say anything else.

"Don't talk nonsense while drinking," I complained.

"I still want to quibble, our baby was deleted when she said it was deleted, but you have no temper at all, not because you are afraid of what she is."

Before I had time to explain, Qianqian stood up, pulled Rourou and said, "Both of them are not serious. Go, Xiaorou, go to my place, and ignore him."

Rou Rou looked at Xiao Shuai and said, "No, actually he..."

Because she was a little angry, Qian Qian saw that Wen Rou didn't want to leave, so she let her go and said, "You want to keep yourself, but I can go."

Gentle grabbed her again and said, "Qianqian, don't go, I apologize to you on his behalf."

Both of Xiao Shuai's tricks were seen through by Wen Rou, and she even pretended to be her own, and took the initiative to apologize for his mistakes. The tight band on his head tightened a lot, and he frowned.

"The protagonist returns, and the birthday celebration officially begins."

As I spoke, I opened the lid of the soup pot, poured red wine for the two girls, and was about to pour whiskey for myself, but Xiao Shuai stopped him and divided the remaining XO into two.

"Cheers to Xiao Shuai's 20th birthday!"

Xiao Shuai raised his glass, but he was not very interested.Su Qianqian didn't raise her glass either, Wen Rou picked up the glass for her, persuaded her a bit, and gave her a tickle before she picked it up with a smile.

After respecting him, everyone began to eat, drink and chat casually.Xiao Shuai didn't have much interest in chatting, so he took whiskey and drank glasses by himself.When I talked to him, he just agreed with oh, um, and I couldn't find a topic after I said a few words.Su Qianqian chatted with Wenrou for a few words, and Wenrou looked at Xiao Shuai from time to time, and stopped after talking a few words.Qianqian and I didn't know what was going on between the two of them. We looked at each other in embarrassment, and didn't know how to get rid of the dullness.

After a while, Gentle took the lead.She took out a tissue to wipe the lipstick on Xiao Shuai's face.He stopped him, took a tissue and wiped it casually, the lipstick was still there, but it was no longer the shape of his lips.Gentle and not angry, she took the bag on the desk and took out the prepared birthday present for him.

"I made this for you with my own hands, and it took me a long time to make it."

Rou Rou said and handed the gift to Xiao Shuai, but he didn't take it.She shyly took his hand and put it on for him.It was a bracelet made of string and beads strung together.There are five circles of beads from outside to inside, arranged according to small, medium and large.The two outermost circles are some small crystal beads of the same size; in the middle are two circles of medium-sized beads, one circle of six and one circle of seven—it seems that there are inner circles and outer circles, each of which is the same size , but they are not of the same material, and the colors are different. I can only roughly recognize jadeite beads, agate beads and jade beads; in the middle are three large beads, which are also the same size and different materials.There is a knot between every two beads. The knots are different for different sizes of beads, the knots for each circle are different, and the knots between circles are also different.This gift is really unusual.Xiao Shuai just stared at the bracelet on his wrist in a daze, forgetting to express anything.There are thousands of knots in his heart, and how many trouble beads are strung together, it is enough for him to have a headache.

"It's so beautiful, Xiaorou, you have to teach me how to do it." Qianqian said enviously.

"Okay, but you have to tell me who you want to give it to first."

"Oh, you are bullying again. No, you must teach me."

"You can't learn it now, and you will be able to learn it without a teacher in two years."

Hearing what I said, she was so soft and shy that she stopped talking. She glanced at Xiao Shuai and saw that he was counting small crystal beads with his other hand and was happy again.

Qianqian saw that the two of them looked strange, and also saw that it was a secret between them, so she gave me a look and said, "Weird, it seems that you understand it very well."

"It's better not to know."

After Xiao Shuai finished counting, he was still in a daze. I touched Xiao Shuai's glass, and then he recovered from his daze and started to drink too.Xiao Shuai was in a daze and no longer had a sullen face. Seeing that he understood his gift, Wen Rou felt relieved, and filled his empty glass with beer—he had already drank all the whiskey, and told him After saying happy birthday, she picked up her own red wine and drank a glass with him.As a result, the atmosphere gradually warmed up, and Qianqian and I also toasted him.

"From now on, don't drive after you've been drinking." Rourou persuaded Xiao Shuai, and poured wine for him.

"That's difficult. I only drive in a straight line after drinking alcohol." Xiao Shuai said with a smile.

"Don't take it as a joke. It just happened not long ago that a student driving a car on campus injured and killed people."

"Yeah, there's a lot of noise." Qianqian agreed to help her.

"Come on, anyway, the driver is fine."

"Well, that's the truth." I agreed after taking a sip of my wine.

"Why are you all right, didn't you get arrested?" Rou Rou said, looking at Xiao Shuai.

"Since he was caught, he will naturally be released." He said nonchalantly.

"Why would you let it go? If you've been caught, you'll pursue it to the end." She said resolutely from the standpoint of a future lawyer, and Qianqian also firmly supported her.

"'The son of a thousand gold, don't die in the city.' What can we find out?"

"Where did this come from?" the two of them asked.

"Don't ask me, you go ask him."

The books on my desk are placed casually, and he will read them occasionally when he comes back.This is obviously what he saw in the book, but in order to get rid of the entanglement and questioning of the two of them, he pushed it to my side.Forget it, a thousand knot bead chain is enough for him to have a headache.

Seeing them staring at me, I smiled helplessly and said, "That's written in Sima Qian's "Historical Records", and it's none of my business."

"The one in the book must be right?" Qianqian asked resolutely.

"Most of the books are not quite right, and some often contradict themselves."

"Seeing and forgetting friends."

"But what you just said is not in the 'most'."

"Smooter."

It's strange, why suddenly I'm caught between Xiao Shuai and Qianqian, but fortunately, Wenrou is just a gentle onlooker.Choose one of the two, and you can't have the best of both worlds.Forget it, a sycophant is a sycophant.

"No way, I still want to rely on him to drink more good wine."

Seeing that I gave in so quickly, Qianqian said that I was a spineless alcoholic, and Wenrou also agreed.It's not wrong to say that I'm an alcoholic, but the words "spineless" are too much.It's still right in the book, don't reason with women.I smiled and had no objection, and took a sip of wine.

Xiao Shuai took a sip of his wine, but defended me: "You guys underestimate him too much. In his eyes, I'm just a rich common man!"

"How?" They asked, looking at me puzzled.

"That's drunk talk, and it's uncountable."

"'Greedy husbands seek wealth, martyrs seek fame, those who boast have the right to die, and the common people live by themselves.' Is that true?"

When I saw it in "Guwen Guanzhi", I read it several times before I remembered it.He remembered it so vividly after listening to it once, and his memory is really good.

The two of them thought for a while in silence, then asked shallowly, "Who said that?"

"It was said by an uncle surnamed Jia in the Western Han Dynasty. I think it seems to be Jia Yi."

"Weird, talking nonsense again. It has been more than 2000 years since the Western Han Dynasty, and he is still called Uncle."

"He was only in his thirties when he died of depression, and he didn't call him an uncle."

She poured me a glass of wine and said apologetically, "Okay, I was wrong for saying that to you just now, and I know you have a lot of stories in your stomach. Drink, weirdo!"

"He does have many stories in his belly, but not all of them are good stories."

Xiao Shuai smirked after finishing speaking.Seeing that the situation was a bit bad, I quickly persuaded: "There are so many stories. It's getting late, so hurry up and finish this cup, and I'm going to eat your birthday cake."

But Qianqian glared at me and said, "Don't interrupt. Since I said it, I'm not afraid of others knowing."

"Exactly, what are you afraid of." Xiao Shuai took a sip of wine and said with a smile, "He talked too much, I have to think about it. Now, 'Women are beautiful and lustful', you said that, right?"

Brat, it's hard to say anything, but I chose this one.Qianqian's eyes were already burning, and even the tenderness was not very gentle.Really, he was upset himself, and he insisted on dragging me into the water and having a headache along with it.

"I don't have enough wine, I'm going to buy some wine."

As I said, I got up and wanted to run away, but Qianqian was already standing in front of me.

"Want to escape? Make it clear first."

Helpless, I had no choice but to sit back again. I drank the wine in my glass and said: "The original saying is like this, 'Women are beautiful and lustful, and the ancients are not deceived by sincerity.' That's what the ancients said."

She still said angrily: "The ancients said so many words, but you just remember this one? Do you think so too?"

I was thinking about how to explain it, but she insisted on urging me.

"Don't tell me, do you?"

When she asked this question, her next move was to get up and leave. I grabbed her in advance and said, "I said, don't run around, let me have a drink first."

I filled a glass of wine, drank half of it in one gulp, thought for a while, and said, "It's so understandable. Everyone has a love of beauty, women are like this, and so are men. Therefore, women who dress up beautifully are appreciated by men." There are many temptations. However, there are not many people in the world who know what they really want. Men are like this, and so are women. Therefore, even if the temptation is not the right medicine, women are easily hooked. Coupled with normal physiological needs, it is Such a social phenomenon has been formed."

Everyone was silent for a long time, no one said anything, and Xiao Shuai didn't make trouble anymore.Finally the explanation was clear, I breathed a sigh of relief, and drank the remaining half glass of wine in one gulp.

"Then why don't you guys talk about us women?" Qian Qian asked reluctantly.

"A man? Well, the true nature of a man, there is nothing to say."

Gentle smiled and shook his head.Qian Qian was still angry, stood up and said, "I won't drink with you, a lecherous and bad man."

After she finished speaking, she left by herself, and didn't pull Wen Rou any more. She must know that even if she was pulled by force, she would not leave.

I also got up, looked at them both with a smile and said, "I'll see her off, you guys talk slowly."