weirdo
Birthday Night Talk
"Still angry?" I followed downstairs and asked.
"Hmph, who told you to say all the nonsense. Do you usually talk about these things?"
"Who cares so much every day!"
"Still arguing, otherwise how could we talk about women for no reason?"
"It's not for no reason. One night, the three girls were only wearing pajamas - some short and fluffy ones, arm in arm, with their heads up and chest out, and walked to the small shop downstairs to buy snacks. Xiao Shuai and I I was drinking on the balcony, and I happened to see it, so I said that casually, unexpectedly, he remembered it clearly."
"You're not the same. It's hard to remember anything but this sentence. Where did you read it?"
"The four major dramas? Or other historical novels, I don't remember clearly."
"Stupid, remember the boring words. You are not allowed to say it again, and you are not allowed to mention that word. It sounds terrible."
"Is there any way to do this? The ancients created this word to describe that kind of thing. If you find it unpleasant, you can change the word. Well, in this way, use noble to represent its meaning, 'women are beautiful and noble', which sounds nice Come on!"
She spat: "Weird man, what's the use of turning it upside down, the meaning is not the same."
Alas, she just clung to it.I had no choice but to continue to explain: "I want to say that sex is at most on the same level as food—it is a normal physiological need. The ancients said: 'Food and sex are also sex.' That's what it meant. It's just that later I know how to do it, but I just raised the level of sex several times in the human mind, and made a very normal thing so that it can’t go up or down.”
She stopped, turned around and looked at me, and asked seriously: "That means you don't believe that there are women who are as clean and self-sufficient as before. Then do you think that I am the same..."
"That's not true, Xiao Shuai said you still..."
She stared at me angrily and suspiciously, biting her lip.
"Don't guess, this is his 'special function'. He can tell it just by looking at it."
"Dirty, you two are like dogs."
After she finished speaking, she turned around and was about to run, but I held her back and said, "Don't just run away after drinking, it's still at night."
"I want you to take care of it, let it go, let it go..."
She started making a fuss as she spoke, but luckily it was late and there was no one on the road, so I grabbed her and didn't let go, so she made the fuss.Seeing that she couldn't break free, she stretched out her other hand and inserted her slender and hard nails into the back of my hand forcefully.I was in pain and quickly grabbed her scratching hand.Both hands were restrained, so she could only bite her lip and stare at me fiercely. I smiled and pretended not to see it, and secretly thanked her for not thinking of using her feet.After a long time, she calmed down, and I let go.She walked to the side of the road, sat on the edge of the flower bed, bowed her head in silence, wondering what she was thinking.
I sat next to her and didn't bother her.I wonder how Xiao Shuai and the others are doing now?Judging by his appearance just now, he should not be tied down.But that bracelet is really interesting, the circle of beads seems to represent something, outsiders can't guess the meaning, but there are so many big and small knots, I don't know how long it took.It is strange for a tender mind to conceive of such a painstaking gift.
She was still thinking about something, and I was so bored that I raised my head and counted the stars.I remember one summer when I was on vigil in the wheat field, lying on the crushed wheat stalks, looking at the night sky and counting the stars. I still vaguely remember counting more than 1 stars.This time he only counted 763 and was interrupted by Qianqian.
"Fool, it's only strange that you can count the billions of stars in the sky. Hey, did you scratch your hand?" She said bluntly, but her tone was somewhat apologetic.
I put my hand in front of her eyes, the five nail marks could be seen faintly, I pretended to be in pain and said, "Fortunately, your Nine Yin White Bone Claw skill is not deep, otherwise this hand will be useless."
"Am I wayward and childish?"
It is true that she has grown up a lot to be able to ask this question, but her eyes are still clear and bright, which is somewhat unbelievable.
"Yeah, it's quite childish to run and make trouble at every turn."
"If you find me troublesome and tired, you can leave at any time, and I won't stop you."
I originally intended to tease her, but I didn't expect her to be so serious.I stopped joking, looked at her and said seriously: "If there is no burden, how can we call it a friend!"
"Have you always regarded me as a burden?"
"Fortunately, you are only over 100 catties, which is not too heavy. If you get fatter, I won't be able to afford it."
"Weird, how can it be so heavy? At its heaviest, it was just over eighty catties." She said, gently twisting my ear, "Since we are friends, I can't hide my questions from you."
"I've been interrogated by you, threatened and coerced, so what else can I hide?"
She turned a deaf ear and asked, "Which is your favorite book?"
"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?" I asked, feeling a little baffled.
"Don't worry, answer first."
There are many books I like.I like martial arts novels by Jin Yong and Gu Long very much. The first book I read was martial arts, and then the types of reading gradually became wider; Haruki Murakami’s books are full of wine, which is very suitable for my taste. I know that Fitzgerald is also Through his book; although Lu Xun's writing is very cold, but think about it carefully, the reason why Lu Xun was able to write such a cold article is because of his enthusiasm for the Chinese nation, which is also Lu Xun's article. where the charm lies.There are many other books that I like very much, but I haven't thought about which one I like the most.
"Well, if I have to choose one, it should be "Guwen Guanzhi", although I haven't read it completely yet."
"why?"
"The articles selected in it are from the Zhou Dynasty to the Ming Dynasty, the classic literature of various eras in China, full of the wisdom of Chinese sages, not only can teach people to understand, but also can feel the changes of Chinese culture .”
"Seems to make sense, weirdo. Well, who's your favorite author?"
"Lu Xun."
"Just because his book can cool down the heat?"
I smiled and said: "That's not true. At first I didn't understand Lu Xun's articles very well, but then I accidentally saw the comments of □□—□□ said that Lu Xun's bones are the hardest—I wanted to understand what It’s tough, so I started to read it seriously, and then I gradually fell in love with it.”
"Want to be a writer like Lu Xun?"
"Thinking about it, it's just that the writing is too poor, and it's a thousand miles away!"
"So you learned his hard bones?"
"Men, your bones should be harder."
"Then did you promise her to accompany you that night?"
It turned out that she went around in circles to ask about this matter.I looked at her and asked with a smile, "Why do you still remember?"
"Speak quickly, don't lie."
"You've already guessed it, why bother to ask so clearly?"
"Didn't you say that food and sex are on the same level, why didn't you agree?"
"Some things are more important than sex. Even if you eat, there are times when you don't eat what you want."
"Weird, I don't understand you."
"Hehe, sometimes I don't understand myself."
"Hmph, who told you to say all the nonsense. Do you usually talk about these things?"
"Who cares so much every day!"
"Still arguing, otherwise how could we talk about women for no reason?"
"It's not for no reason. One night, the three girls were only wearing pajamas - some short and fluffy ones, arm in arm, with their heads up and chest out, and walked to the small shop downstairs to buy snacks. Xiao Shuai and I I was drinking on the balcony, and I happened to see it, so I said that casually, unexpectedly, he remembered it clearly."
"You're not the same. It's hard to remember anything but this sentence. Where did you read it?"
"The four major dramas? Or other historical novels, I don't remember clearly."
"Stupid, remember the boring words. You are not allowed to say it again, and you are not allowed to mention that word. It sounds terrible."
"Is there any way to do this? The ancients created this word to describe that kind of thing. If you find it unpleasant, you can change the word. Well, in this way, use noble to represent its meaning, 'women are beautiful and noble', which sounds nice Come on!"
She spat: "Weird man, what's the use of turning it upside down, the meaning is not the same."
Alas, she just clung to it.I had no choice but to continue to explain: "I want to say that sex is at most on the same level as food—it is a normal physiological need. The ancients said: 'Food and sex are also sex.' That's what it meant. It's just that later I know how to do it, but I just raised the level of sex several times in the human mind, and made a very normal thing so that it can’t go up or down.”
She stopped, turned around and looked at me, and asked seriously: "That means you don't believe that there are women who are as clean and self-sufficient as before. Then do you think that I am the same..."
"That's not true, Xiao Shuai said you still..."
She stared at me angrily and suspiciously, biting her lip.
"Don't guess, this is his 'special function'. He can tell it just by looking at it."
"Dirty, you two are like dogs."
After she finished speaking, she turned around and was about to run, but I held her back and said, "Don't just run away after drinking, it's still at night."
"I want you to take care of it, let it go, let it go..."
She started making a fuss as she spoke, but luckily it was late and there was no one on the road, so I grabbed her and didn't let go, so she made the fuss.Seeing that she couldn't break free, she stretched out her other hand and inserted her slender and hard nails into the back of my hand forcefully.I was in pain and quickly grabbed her scratching hand.Both hands were restrained, so she could only bite her lip and stare at me fiercely. I smiled and pretended not to see it, and secretly thanked her for not thinking of using her feet.After a long time, she calmed down, and I let go.She walked to the side of the road, sat on the edge of the flower bed, bowed her head in silence, wondering what she was thinking.
I sat next to her and didn't bother her.I wonder how Xiao Shuai and the others are doing now?Judging by his appearance just now, he should not be tied down.But that bracelet is really interesting, the circle of beads seems to represent something, outsiders can't guess the meaning, but there are so many big and small knots, I don't know how long it took.It is strange for a tender mind to conceive of such a painstaking gift.
She was still thinking about something, and I was so bored that I raised my head and counted the stars.I remember one summer when I was on vigil in the wheat field, lying on the crushed wheat stalks, looking at the night sky and counting the stars. I still vaguely remember counting more than 1 stars.This time he only counted 763 and was interrupted by Qianqian.
"Fool, it's only strange that you can count the billions of stars in the sky. Hey, did you scratch your hand?" She said bluntly, but her tone was somewhat apologetic.
I put my hand in front of her eyes, the five nail marks could be seen faintly, I pretended to be in pain and said, "Fortunately, your Nine Yin White Bone Claw skill is not deep, otherwise this hand will be useless."
"Am I wayward and childish?"
It is true that she has grown up a lot to be able to ask this question, but her eyes are still clear and bright, which is somewhat unbelievable.
"Yeah, it's quite childish to run and make trouble at every turn."
"If you find me troublesome and tired, you can leave at any time, and I won't stop you."
I originally intended to tease her, but I didn't expect her to be so serious.I stopped joking, looked at her and said seriously: "If there is no burden, how can we call it a friend!"
"Have you always regarded me as a burden?"
"Fortunately, you are only over 100 catties, which is not too heavy. If you get fatter, I won't be able to afford it."
"Weird, how can it be so heavy? At its heaviest, it was just over eighty catties." She said, gently twisting my ear, "Since we are friends, I can't hide my questions from you."
"I've been interrogated by you, threatened and coerced, so what else can I hide?"
She turned a deaf ear and asked, "Which is your favorite book?"
"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?" I asked, feeling a little baffled.
"Don't worry, answer first."
There are many books I like.I like martial arts novels by Jin Yong and Gu Long very much. The first book I read was martial arts, and then the types of reading gradually became wider; Haruki Murakami’s books are full of wine, which is very suitable for my taste. I know that Fitzgerald is also Through his book; although Lu Xun's writing is very cold, but think about it carefully, the reason why Lu Xun was able to write such a cold article is because of his enthusiasm for the Chinese nation, which is also Lu Xun's article. where the charm lies.There are many other books that I like very much, but I haven't thought about which one I like the most.
"Well, if I have to choose one, it should be "Guwen Guanzhi", although I haven't read it completely yet."
"why?"
"The articles selected in it are from the Zhou Dynasty to the Ming Dynasty, the classic literature of various eras in China, full of the wisdom of Chinese sages, not only can teach people to understand, but also can feel the changes of Chinese culture .”
"Seems to make sense, weirdo. Well, who's your favorite author?"
"Lu Xun."
"Just because his book can cool down the heat?"
I smiled and said: "That's not true. At first I didn't understand Lu Xun's articles very well, but then I accidentally saw the comments of □□—□□ said that Lu Xun's bones are the hardest—I wanted to understand what It’s tough, so I started to read it seriously, and then I gradually fell in love with it.”
"Want to be a writer like Lu Xun?"
"Thinking about it, it's just that the writing is too poor, and it's a thousand miles away!"
"So you learned his hard bones?"
"Men, your bones should be harder."
"Then did you promise her to accompany you that night?"
It turned out that she went around in circles to ask about this matter.I looked at her and asked with a smile, "Why do you still remember?"
"Speak quickly, don't lie."
"You've already guessed it, why bother to ask so clearly?"
"Didn't you say that food and sex are on the same level, why didn't you agree?"
"Some things are more important than sex. Even if you eat, there are times when you don't eat what you want."
"Weird, I don't understand you."
"Hehe, sometimes I don't understand myself."
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