Love you No.17 years

When Xie Chenjun woke up slightly the next day, he realized that he was not in his room.

The curtains are too light-transmitting, and the morning sun is a bit dazzling; the material of the sheets seems to be a bit wrong, and he is not very used to sleeping; but he likes the smell of the bed, there is a faint smell of tobacco, and he is familiar with it...

wrong!Where am I!

Xie Chenjun sat up abruptly, feeling dizzy all of a sudden.He rubbed his secretly aching temple, thinking that he seemed to have drunk too much wine yesterday.The wine was so bad, but he kept pouring glass after glass——

ah!I seem to be at Lu Ming's house!

He opened his eyes suddenly and found himself in Lu Ming's bedroom.But why is it different from what he imagined?No messy clothes, no sore body, he was alone on the bed, wearing the oversized T-shirt pajamas that belonged to Lu Ming at first glance...

But he remembered that Lu Ming's house only had one bedroom and no guest room, so where is Lu Ming? ?

He looked outside the door, and sure enough, he happened to be able to see a corner of the sofa in the living room from his angle.

And Lu Ming was sleeping soundly on the sofa, with his head resting on a position where he could directly see Xie Chenjun, probably to observe him at any time, in case he drank too much and felt uncomfortable at night...

Xie Chenjun hammered his head.What am I thinking, what am I expecting...

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The KTV was filled with smoke, and there was probably no one else who came here to open a private room early in the morning on the first day of the new year, except for these young masters.

The manager on the night shift had to entertain these "big Buddhas" before leaving get off work. He welcomed them in with a smile on his face, and then wiped his sweat in fright.

Xie Chenjun sat on the couch in the private room, staring at the glasses of foreign wine on the coffee table.Next to them, two men of similar age were sleeping on their backs. Originally, each of them slept at one end, but they slowly rolled together.

Niu Xiaocao was woken up by Gu Chaoyang's stinky feet, sneezed a few times, and woke up.

He saw Xie Chenjun sitting like a sculpture under the dim light, so he leaned over.His head fell heavily on Xie Chenjun's shoulder, and he smelled a strong smell of smoke.

"No, master," Niu Xiaocao said sleepily, "Have you smoked so much?"

Niu Xiaocao is a tall playboy, straight, but he likes to hang out with his good brothers.

Xie Chenjun pushed his head away and handed him a bottle of mineral water: "That's better than you smelling like alcohol?"

"Huh? Don't you smell of alcohol?" Niu Xiaocao sniffed the air vigorously, "Don't tell me that you look disappointed because you didn't succeed last night?"

"..."

"No way!" Niu Xiaocao exaggeratedly exclaimed, "Didn't you drink alcohol? What about messing around after drinking?? That's not okay, buddy—is it you or the 'old man'? !"

"Shut up, you..."

Xie Chenjun smacked his lips impatiently and took out a cigarette, but Niu Xiaocao snatched it away:

"Give it to me, master, just wake me up... It's the morning of the first day of the new year, so you just called us here? Do you know what time the buddies fought hard last night?"

Xie Chenjun glanced at him disapprovingly, and said with a little distaste: "Hehe, on New Year's Eve, you can also ask a bunch of people to go 'fucking' at home, and there is no one else but you."

"It's not messing around!" Niu Xiacao said excitedly, "Just eat, drink, play and play around normally, why is it called messing around! Hey, I said, young master, you are really hard to serve. Did you ask you to come and play?" I went to attack that old man, but now I have another face—well, for the sake of your failure, I will not argue with you."

He fell back on the sofa with a cigarette in his mouth, and Gu Chaoyang, who was sleeping, was choked by the smell of the smoke he brought and coughed repeatedly.

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These two people were friends of Xie Chenjun when he was studying.Niu Xiaocao is a well-known "second-generation official" in Pingcheng. His father seems to hold the "economic lifeline" of this small fifth-tier city, so all businessmen and horses get close to that "Boss Niu", including Xie Chenjun's house.

And Gu Chaoyang was the leader of the generation of hooligans in the south of the city back then, and now he has "reformed". He followed his master to concentrate on running a fried noodle shop, and his skills are really getting better and better.

The two and Xie Chenjun are classmates, and they came together because of some special fate.Niu Xiaocao helped arrange Xie Chenjun's dormitory before, and after returning, Gu Chaoyang helped him find Lu Ming's whereabouts through his "connections" all over the city.

And these two people are not only the "man behind" Xie Chenjun, but also know his least known side.

For example, the appearance of Xie Chenjun sitting in the KTV smoking a cigarette with deep eyes is absolutely impossible for Lu Ming to imagine.

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He sat alone for a while, the screen flashing on the big TV in front of him, and the neon lights in the private room illuminated his face unrealistically.

Niu Xiaocao sat up after smoking a cigarette. Seeing that his expression was much more sober, he asked Xie Chenjun, "What's the matter? I really didn't succeed?"

Xie Chenjun didn't speak.

"Is there no progress at all??"

Xie Chenjun silently touched his face.

Already explaining the problem well, Niu Xiaocao let out a long sigh:

"It shouldn't be, buddy, the method I taught you shouldn't be useless...Why, none of the many tricks I gave you worked?"

"Use it, but it always feels..."

"What do you feel?"

"Not quite right."

Niu Xiaocao got closer again, and said, "What do you mean by 'something's not right'? Didn't you tell him to play tricks and go to his house to let him take you in? Did you go?"

"went."

Nonsense, if he didn't go, he should have come to see these two people last night in a daze.

"And then? Candlelight dinner? Didn't I put the scented candle in your schoolbag? Have you lit it?"

Xie Chenjun stared blankly at his side, he left his schoolbag at Lu Ming's house, but he clearly remembered...

"No point."

"Eh...have you eaten that meal?"

"have eaten."

"Who did it? Didn't he know how to cook? Did you do it yourself?"

“Eating hot pot...”

"..."

Niu Xiaocao's face froze, he understood why Xie Chenjun failed...

There is too much difference between candlelight dinner and hot pot!

He fell back on the sofa and didn't want to talk anymore.

Xie Chenjun pulled him up and said, "But I think it's okay later."

"What's the matter?" Niu Xiaocao said irritably, "The agreed-upon romantic world for two, candlelight dinner... Didn't you say that he is a musician? Play the little song again, how literary and romantic? Ordinary people It’s impossible for me and Lao Gu to use a trick, but in the end you——you gave me hot pot! Oh, it’s hopeless..."

"Then we played music and danced."

"Then you have to be slightly drunk before dancing, the two of you may intentionally or unintentionally get close to each other—see if you smell like 'slightly drunk'? Did you just drink it?"

Xie Chenjun didn't speak, Niu Xiaocao almost rolled his eyes and passed out.

"My God, dear master..."

"There is no red wine in his house, so I can only drink white."

"Drink—drink white?!" Niu Xiaocao's eyes widened again, "You told me you wanted to be 'romantic' with someone, but you went to drink white???——My God, help Me, give me CPR, I'm out of breath—"

He fell to the side and began to tug on Gu Chaoyang. Gu Chaoyang woke up in a daze, and when he heard his yelling, he began to look around: "Who? Who is going to do cardiopulmonary resuscitation?"

Niu Xiaocao pointed to himself silently, looking as if he was about to die of suffocation, Gu Chaoyang kissed him on the mouth without saying a word——

"Ouch! What are you doing, Lao Gu? You didn't realize that I'm a man!"

Only then did Gu Chaoyang blink and see him clearly, and hummed in a rough voice: "It's not that you said you needed CPR—"

"Then you put CPR on my mouth!"

"It's called artificial respiration, idiot."

"I—I want to go to Kongtong Mountain to become a monk right now, bastard, you took away my first kiss..."

Gu Chaoyang sneered, and Niu Xiaocao said violently: "A man's first kiss! It was taken away by you fake gay!"

"..."

Xie Chenjun propped his forehead, he is the one who wants to find a place to become a monk, at least the temple is clean...

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Later, the two friends came to their senses completely. They ordered a few fried rice noodles, and each of them ate a bowl with enthusiasm.

"But it's a good thing you guys ate hot pot," Niu Xiaocao said, wiping the oil from the corners of his mouth, "at least it's steaming hot, and the visual effect isn't too bad. If you each served fried noodles for a night last night, your mouth would be full." Oil, that’s really hopeless.”

"You mean like we are now?" Gu Chaoyang said.

"That's why I never eat stir-fried noodles when I'm on a date! ——But this KTV's fried noodles are quite good."

"Hehe, the heat is not good enough at all."

"Eat as long as you eat, don't talk nonsense, if you talk nonsense, go to the kitchen and fry it yourself."

Gu Chaoyang chuckled and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

"That's why rough people like us in small places shouldn't do what you do in big cities," Niu Xiaocao said again, "What kind of romance and atmosphere? It's all shit! Just go straight to it. They're all grown-ups." People, what are you doing so much trouble for?"

"But I was like that yesterday," Xie Chenjun stared blankly at his chopsticks, and muttered, "He would rather sleep on the sofa than—"

"Not with you either," Niu Xiaocao quickly replied, "—Isn't this nonsense? Either he's not interested in men, or he's not interested in you. Otherwise, if you think the position is reversed, can you handle it?"

Xie Chenjun thought about the scene of Lu Ming lying in his arms, and said honestly: "I may not be able to carry him—"

Both buddies rolled their eyes.

"So it is estimated that it will be resolved on the spot."

"puff--"

"Laughing to death—"

But always lamenting yesterday's failure is not a solution.Niu Xiaocao was full and energetic, so he wiped his mouth and started to give him new tricks.

"Come on, let's start from the beginning, we want to attack that old man—"

Xie Chenjun scratched his eyes.

"Okay, okay, not an old man, not old at all, just a mature man a few years older than you, okay...so you have to attack him—wait, are you sure he's really not a straight man? I think even He's a straight man, so few of you can handle someone like you, right?"

"Are you talking about yourself?" Gu Chaoyang interrupted.

"Don't interrupt me—"

"I'm sure," Xie Chenjun said, "I had a drink with Uncle Xiao once, and I caught him talking while he was drunk... He said that Lu Ming had admitted to his sexual orientation a long time ago, but he hadn't seen him talk about a boyfriend before. , but it’s okay not to have a girlfriend.”

"Maybe it's frigidity?" Gu Chaoyang interjected again.

"Don't pour cold water on people!" Niu Xiaocao said dissatisfiedly.

"I don't know," Xie Chenjun said with downcast eyes, "I just think he treats me very well, but I'm never sure—"

"The only possibility is that he doesn't like you—no, he hasn't liked you yet."

"But how can I make him like it?" Xie Chenjun looked helpless.

"Oh, don't be like this," Niu Xiaocao said distressedly, "Brother, I will definitely help you, at worst, find someone to tie him up and throw him on your bed, I will do what I say—"

Xie Chenjun covered his face in frustration, and sighed heavily.

The two people next to him continued to help him analyze it for a long time, but they didn't know Lu Ming very well, so if they really wanted to start with each other's preferences, they were helpless.

"I did ask Uncle Xiao," Xie Chenjun said again, "but he said that he didn't know what kind of person Lu Ming liked. Lu Ming never revealed any preferences in this regard, not at all..."

"So it might be really frigid." Gu Chaoyang insisted.

"Don't listen to his nonsense," Niu Xiaocao said with a wave of his hand, "No matter how indifferent you are, my buddy will help you to keep him warm—or so, Xiao Jun, let's take advantage of our man's 'uniqueness' and replace you next time." How about the wave of 'drunk sex'?"

Xie Chenjun looked at him puzzled.

"You got him drunk! — But promise buddy, don't drink white anymore, ok? It doesn't matter what he drinks, stop drinking white, you can't hold it—"

"But he also drank yesterday," Xie Chenjun said, "he can hold it completely."

"..."

The two of them were completely lost, and collapsed on the sofa at the same time.

Gu Chaoyang moved his wrist, got up and said, "Then we can only tie him up by force. I'll go find some brothers—"

"Hey, don't, the twisted melon is not——or Xiaojun, you try it? Try twisting it first?"

Xie Chenjun rolled his eyes tiredly.He thought to himself that if he had the strength to "twist", would he still be here to complain to them?

At this moment, Xie Chenjun's cell phone rang.As soon as he saw the words "Teacher Lu" on the screen, he immediately picked it up——

"Where are you?"

Lu Ming asked right away, with a hint of displeasure hidden in his tone.Xie Chenjun jumped up and rushed out of the private room.

The two people behind them looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time: "I'm afraid this guy is hopeless..."