Shangxian opens the door to receive express delivery

The author has something to say: I modified the first half of this chapter, the plot direction has not changed, but there are small differences~

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Today's update~

Qing Jue was a little embarrassed.

Wei Mian also secretly warned himself, really, if you are talking nonsense, if you offend the immortal, you will be the one who will be unlucky in the end!

Thinking of this, Wei Mian quickly raised a bright smile: "Shangxian, would you like something to eat?"

Shangxian didn't speak, and looked at the pancake and fruit breakfast stall with a deep expression on his face while clutching his stomach.

The defending champion understands.

The owner of the breakfast stand is a young man, dressed in hip hop, with a pair of big headphones on his ears. He is lowering his head at this time, his body swaying with the rhythm, as if he is immersed in the world of music .

Defending walked over: "Boss, pancake fruit!"

The boss didn't hear.

"Pancake fruit!" the defending champion shouted.

As if he just heard it, the boss took off the earphones and hung them around his neck, and looked up.

A familiar face appeared.

Defending: "...I fucked Jiang Ziya?!"

The boss was expressionless: "Although I'm single, I don't want to have any genital/genital contact with you."

Defending: "..."

Is this person really Jiang Ziya?The defending champion was a little suspicious that he had misread it.He stared at each other over and over again, like fried eggs.

"Are you really Jiang Ziya?"

Jiang Ziya stretched his face towards the defending champion: "Do you want to get a DNA test?"

Wei Mian said awkwardly: "I just feel strange, how can you sell breakfast."

Jiang Ziya glanced at him faintly: "Life is forced."

Defending the title immediately felt that he and the other party felt sorry for each other.

"How many servings?" Jiang Ziya oiled the iron pan.

"Two servings." Wei Mian glanced at Qing Jue, who was staring at the pancake fruit, and thought for a while, "Add eggs."

Spreading the cake, beating the eggs, spreading the chopped green onion, turning it over, rolling it up, and bagging it, all the movements were done in one go, and the defending champions were stunned.

"Brother has practiced this for several years." The movements are so skillful.

Jiang Ziya nodded heavily.

"How much?" Wei Mian asked while taking out money.

"Ten dollars."

"We're all acquaintances, so it's cheaper."

Jiang Ziya took a careful look at Wei Mian and Qing Jue, and said with a serious expression, "No way."

"What a cheapskate." Wei Mian asked Qing Jue to take the breakfast, and took out ten yuan himself, planning to give it to Jiang Ziya.

"The city management is here! The city management is going to let the dogs bite people!"

"Everyone, run!"

Jiang Ziya's complexion changed, he turned around and got on his tricycle, and hurried away with lightning speed, not even having time to get the money from Wei Mian, and only had time to tell him: "Remember to return the money to me tomorrow morning!"

Qingjue was very confused as he grabbed the pancake fruit.

"There are monsters?" Qing Jue looked around blankly.

"Yes." Wei Mian nodded, "A monster named Chengguan."

"Is it powerful? How do we need to be hostile?" Qing Jue immediately became nervous.

Just as Wei Mian was about to answer, his expression changed suddenly and he looked towards the sky.

Qing Jue followed him and raised his head, only to see the gray sky above, and he couldn't see anything.

"There is an expedited express." Wei Mian touched his chin, "Let's go back first."

"But that monster..." Qing Jue still had the look of wanting to slay demons.

Wei Mian picked up his collar: "Yang Jian is walking the dog, leave him alone."

Bringing Qingjue back home, as soon as he opened the door, he saw a mass of white streamer turning around in the living room. With a wave of defending hand, the streamer flew into his hand obediently.

"What is this?" Qing Jue came over curiously.

"A package." Wei Mian casually put the package on the coffee table, turned around and poured himself a glass of water.

Only then did Qingjue see clearly what the white streamer was just now. It turned out to be a small square package, and the fluctuating mana on it looked familiar to Qingjue. It looked like a storage space, but it should be the lowest level. In addition, a charm was carefully pasted on the box, and there was still a pale white light faintly flowing in the spell when one looked intently.

"Is this a positioning spell?" Qing Jue reached out and took off the spell, observing carefully, but his tone was a little uncertain.

The defending champion's expression could not help but be filled with pride: "It's the positioning spell!"

"It looks like the painting method of ancient times, but it's not like it."

"As expected of a Shangxian, you can tell it at a glance." Wei Mian flattered seriously, "This is my improved version, one-way positioning, it can only locate my home, and no one else can use it."

"You improved it?" Qing Jue almost looked at her with admiration.

Defending smiled brightly and kindly: "Isn't this for a better user experience?"

Originally defending the title was improved to be lazy.

In the early days, he was not too busy, and he liked to walk around when he had nothing to do, so if he had a package, he would come to pick it up by himself.Then the business suddenly became busy, and he was too short to cover everything, so he simply improved the location spell and sold it to all kinds of fairies, so that the package could automatically find its way and find his home.

As for this positioning spell, the price is negotiable.

Wei Mian sighed, propped his chin lazily, it seemed that his plan to have a good night's sleep was in vain.

"Do you need to send it over now?" Qing Jue asked.

"Yes." Wei Mian walked back, lying on the sofa with his whole body stretched out, as if he didn't want to move at all.

"Isn't your mount here?"

"Send it to be repaired, it should be almost done." Wei Mian muttered, and suddenly blew a whistle forcefully.

As soon as the whistle sounded, a small green cloud quickly flew in from the window, made a 360-degree turn, rolled forward for two and a half weeks, and then plunged under the table.

Wei Mian sat up and stretched out his hand to pull Xiao Lu out from under the coffee table, and kneaded it into a ball: "It seems that you are completely healed, and you can do fancy diving."

Xiaolu was full of energy and radiant, aimed at the direction, turned 360 again and tossed forward for two and a half weeks, and then successfully plunged into the arms of the defending champion.

"This is your mount?" Qingjue was a little curious, climbed off the sofa, and swayed to defending champion.

Wei Mian didn't speak, and Qing Jue didn't care, he reached out his hand to pinch Xiao Lu's body, but the latter's body swayed left and right, but he didn't want him to touch it.

"Your mount seems very spiritual."

Wei Mian raised his eyebrows, and felt complacent after being praised by Qing Jue: "It's too much, it's just the mount I assigned when I took office, and it belongs to the public."

However, although the mount has aura, Qing Jue just tried to pinch Xiaolu again but lost interest after being rejected.

Putting the package on the table into his drawer, Wei Mian felt that the other party might be boring at home alone, so he sincerely invited the other party to deliver the courier with him.

However, Qing Jue felt that he was not interested in delivering the courier, and would rather stay at home alone.

"Come back and buy you pancakes and fruit." Wei Mian released a big move.

Qing Jue followed immediately.

Sitting on Xiaolu's body, the two of them were flying like lightning, turning into an afterimage and flying out of the window.

This time, the recipient of the package was Chang'e. Wei Mian figured out that Chang'e should exchange fairy food for her rabbits. Eighty-nine out of ten of this package contained the rations of Yutu.

Chang'e has incomparable experience in raising rabbits. Every time the fairy food chosen by the other party, defending can smell a fresh grass fragrance through the ring, and it also has a faint spiritual power.

In fact, this kind of high-quality fairy food is fat and juicy, especially with a faint spiritual power flowing on it, which is an irresistible temptation for some low-level herbivorous monsters.

Fortunately, Xiaolu is strong. Once he starts racing, those little monsters will not be able to catch up with him even if they spit milk in the back, which can save a lot of trouble.

As the surrounding temperature became colder and colder, Qing Jue's doubts gradually deepened.

"Fairy Chang'e...isn't she in Guanghan Palace? Why don't we go to the moon?"

Wei Mian touched his chin: "It's a long story."

Qing Jue nodded and said: "It's okay, just tell me the story."

"It's like this. As early as many years ago, the development of the mortal world was out of control. At first, this incident did not pose a great threat to the other five worlds. However, in 1959, the former Soviet Union actually invented an unmanned lunar lander. , but this is not a big deal, Chang'e wasted some mana to hide it. The key is that in 1969, Lao Mei's group actually went to Chang'e's Guanghan Palace, scaring Yutu so much that he became constipated. Half a century. The angry Chang'e moved overnight. You know that now the heaven does not include distribution. Chang'e suddenly fell from a landowner to a god who struggled for the house. Her mentality could not be changed for a while, so her temper has not been small in recent years. Don't mess with him now, she probably hates humans to death now, and..."

Qing Jue had already fallen asleep bored.

The other party was lying sideways on Xiaolu's body, his face was a little tired, his lips were tightly pressed, and he seemed to be sleeping very restlessly.

Defending the title has forgotten, the other party is already a mortal, especially the body is only a child, after a busy morning, and experienced the stimulation of losing all mana and shrinking the body, it is quite normal to be unable to hold on to sleep .

Just when he was about to instruct Xiao Lufei to be more stable, suddenly defending crown's brows twitched, and his eyes instantly moved away from Qingjue's body, looking at a certain point in the sky.

"Why hasn't anyone come yet?" A slightly deep but familiar male voice said.

"Wait a second, what are you talking about!" The impatient female voice retorted.

"Can't you just look with your eyes again?"

"The smog is so thick today, I feel like I'm blind when I go out, I can't see anything!"

The two quarreled quietly, but Wei Mian drove Xiaolu into it.

"Hello, both of you." Wei Mian greeted the two monsters with a smile, with a cordial and sincere attitude.

The two monsters on the opposite side immediately froze there with ugly expressions as if they had eaten shit.

"If you two are okay, I'll go get busy." Wei Mian raised his eyebrows, smiled innocently, greeted Xiao Lu, and was about to leave.

"Stand...stop!" The male demon was startled, and hurriedly shouted, hurriedly took out his weapon and pointed at the defending crown, staring at the opponent's ring, and couldn't stop swallowing, "rob! Hand over the fairy food!"