Shangxian opens the door to receive express delivery

Maybe it was because the other party's robbery was a bit loud, Qing Jue moved his eyelashes and woke up from sleep.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I found that my eyes were gray and I couldn't see anything, only the voice of talking could be heard.

"Defending the title! Defending the title!" Qing Jue shouted anxiously.

Defending Crown's calm voice came from the side: "Don't worry, you are not blind."

Qing Jue breathed a sigh of relief: "What happened?"

"There are two demons trying to rob us."

Having said that, there was no tension in the voice of the defending champion.

"Stop talking nonsense, I want the fairy food in your hand, if you are sensible, hand it over!" The female voice who had spoken before suddenly yelled in a rough voice.

Wei Mian pinched Fa Jue with his right hand, and the gust of wind suddenly rose and howled past, blowing away the small piece of smog, and at the same time, the appearance of the two monsters also appeared.

One of the banshees defending the crown seems to have never seen it before, but the other male monster seems to be somewhat familiar.

This demon has two curved horns on his forehead, and a tail flicking gently behind his back. He is muscular and powerful, but what is surprising is that his exposed arms and chest are covered with blue tattoos, and his neck is also covered with cyan tattoos. Hanging a gold necklace as thick as a thumb, he looks like a big brother on the road, but he wears a pink mask on his face.

The defending champion involuntarily took a few more glances.

"What are you looking at!" The male demon became anxious immediately, "You try to look at another one!"

This sound is so familiar.

"I/day! Bull Demon King..."

The defending champion feels that he has been frightened today.

First, Jiang Ziya was selling breakfast downstairs, and then the Bull Demon King was robbing on the road. The target of the robbery was some grass?Is life already this hard?

"Fuck/Your uncle!" Bull Demon King jumped up suddenly, "I robbed you, and you want to fuck/me?!"

Defending shook his head: "I didn't think about Japan/you."

"You just said that day/me!"

"I do not have."

"You still don't admit that you want to date/me?"

"I didn't want 日/you, why should I admit it?"

"You obviously fell in love with Lao Tzu's handsome beauty, and you want to date/me!"

"I said day/you are just a modal particle, just like you just said that you want to fuck/my uncle, it is just a word that strengthens the tone. In fact, you don't want to fuck/my uncle, you just want to demonstrate, let me treat you I have a clear understanding of my anger, so that I fear and fear you, so that you can achieve your purpose. The most important thing is that I have no uncle, and you are not handsome."

"You still dare to question my handsomeness?!"

The defending title felt insulted to his IQ.

"Anyway, what do you want from me?" Wei Mian tried his best to smile kindly and cutely.

"Eh..." The Bull Demon King scratched the back of his head, he couldn't remember what he wanted to do after being bullied by the other party.

"Idiot!" The banshee hated iron for being weak, "We are here to grab the fairy food!"

"Oh, that's right!" The Bull Demon King's expression changed, "For robbery, hand over the immortal food!"

"Are you poor and crazy, do you want grass?"

The Bull Demon King swallowed his saliva, and pretended to be righteous: "What do you know! This king is robbing the rich and helping the poor!"

"That's right!" the banshee agreed.

"This belongs to Chang'e's rabbit, you want to snatch it too?" Wei Mian persuaded, "It's better to forget it, otherwise she will join forces with the Six Realms Pet Protection Association and definitely burn your Cuiyun Mountain and Jilei Mountain to the ground. A woman Your anger is not something you can bear, aren't you the most experienced?"

It's okay not to mention these things, but when Cuiyun Mountain and Jilei Mountain were mentioned, the seven-foot man in front of Wei Mian, the majestic Pingtian Great Sacred Bull Demon King, had red eyes and sat on the ground crying loudly.

"He...what's wrong with him?" Qing Jue was startled, unable to understand the situation in front of him.

The banshee was so angry that her teeth were itching, she took a hard look at the Bull Demon King, and turned around and flew away.

The Bull Demon King beat his chest and stamped his feet, and complained tearfully: "Damn the developer, woo woo, razed my Cuiyun Mountain and Jilei Mountain to the ground, woo woo...they have no place to live and no money, so they can only go to Moving bricks... woo-wah-wah-wah-wah..."

Wei Mian and Qing Jue were dumbfounded, they could only stare blankly at the Bull Demon King who was about to smash his head into his ears in grief.

This accusation is really sad to hear, and tears are shed by those who see it.

"No...don't do something stupid..." The defending champion's voice was trembling.

Seeing a beautiful and handsome man cry, one should feel pity, but seeing such a burly man crying into such a virtue, both Wei Mian and Qing Jue couldn't help shaking.

He is also the most powerful person in the past, look at Erlangshen, who is enjoying the popularity, drinks hot food, drives an official car, and can walk his dog at work, and then look at the Bull Demon King whose house has been bulldozed and can only move bricks, defending the title Can't help but sigh and sigh.

"The unscrupulous developer..." The more the Bull Demon King thought about it, the more sad he became, "I have lived there for thousands of years, but they didn't even give me a resettlement fee...Woooo...I don't even have the money to move bricks... I still have to watch the scene for someone... Wooah, wow, I'm so sad!"

Defending the title really sympathized with him, and said to Qing Jue: "Let's go."

Qing Jue nodded very sympathetically: "Okay."

After saying that, the little green under her body flickered, and quickly carried the two of them away.

Only the lonely Bull Demon King burst into tears.

Xiaolu's speed was extremely fast, causing afterimages in the air, and flew to the fairyland in just half an hour.

When he arrived at the door of Fairy Chang'e's house, the door of Guanghan Palace was tightly closed, and Wei Mian knocked on the door for a long time before a thin voice came out.

"who's that?"

He had never heard this voice before, and Wei Mian was puzzled: "Hello, is this the home of Fairy Chang'e? I'm here to deliver the courier. The fairy food ordered by the fairy has arrived. Can you come out and sign for it?"

"Are you the defending champion?" The voice was still thin and timid.

"Yes, it's me."

"The fairy is not at home now."

Wei Mian asked: "Since you are at home, can you sign for it?"

"Well, then, wait a minute." The voice inside whispered, and then the door creaked open.

Defending the probe and looked in, the inside was empty, there was no one in sight, and neither did Xianying.

"Is anyone there?" Defending the crown bite the bullet and shouted.

The thin voice from before sounded again: "Yes."

"Why can't I see you?" Wei Mian's heart began to beat, and he turned his head to look at Qing Jue, who was also a little puzzled.

What the hell...

The voice said timidly, "Look below..."

Wei Mian and Qing Jue looked down, and saw a fluffy rabbit squatting on the ground, looking up at them cautiously.

Defending: "... who are you?"

Unexpectedly, the little rabbit burst into tears immediately upon hearing this: "Hey... I'm there every time you deliver things... But you don't know me... Boom..."

Wei Mian suddenly had one head bigger than the two, begging for mercy: "Okay, okay, I got it, I got it, you are the Jade Rabbit, right?"

The little rabbit immediately wiped his tears with his paws, and moved his ears: "Yes, yes, it's me."

"Then it's the same for you to sign for the receipt." Wei Mian squatted down, took the package out of the ring and put it on the ground.

"People can't go up..."

Wei Mian had no choice but to reach out and hug Yutu up like a waiter.

"You, you touch someone's belly..."

"I wipe..." Wei Mian couldn't hold back the swear words.

The little rabbit trembled in fright, limp on the package, stretched its limbs straight, and almost passed out.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, don't mind me, I just spoke a little bit harshly, you must be stunned, otherwise I won't be able to escape the collective pursuit of the Six Realms Animal Protection Association if the label of cruelty to animals is deducted... ..." Wei Mian had a bitter face, and comforted Yutu softly.

"No, it's okay..." Yutu pressed his paw on the god's card in fear, "I, I sign...it's done..."

"Need me to send it in?" The defending champion maintained his good service.

"No... no need, the fairy will be back soon..." Jade Rabbit hugged the package tightly with its front paws, and desperately moved the package into the house.

Seeing Yutu's red eyes, Wei Mian couldn't bear it, so he stretched out his big hand, hugged Yutu together with the package, and sent it to the house.

"Put it away. When the fairy comes back, remember to give me a five-star praise." Wei Mian patted the head of the jade rabbit, the hair was very soft and soft, and it felt very good.

Qing Jue tugged at his sleeve: "This rabbit seems to have passed out."

Defending: "..."

【Six Realms Pet Exchange Group】

The stupid rabbit of Chang'e's family: I just met the male god

Merry and handsome Roaring Dog: I just saw it this morning

The stupid rabbit of Chang'e's family: But I was so ashamed and fainted

A black bear spirit: Last time, Master Guanyin bought two imported bamboos, and defending helped to plant them himself.

Han Li's Crying Soul: My brother is really caring. Last time my master retreated, I could only buy a few evil spirits online for me to eat. The defending brother delivered it in a timely manner, and the power of the ghosts inside did not dissipate. I ate it well. So full

Wang Lin's Mosquito Beast: Crying Soul, the master said that he has admired your master for a long time, it would be nice if we could meet again sometime

The romantic and handsome Roaring Dog: Rabbit, I heard that the Bull Demon King is going to rob your fairy food today, do you know?

The stupid rabbit of Chang'e's family: Huh?I do not know……

A black bear spirit: what?Grandma's, dare to grab the jade rabbit's fairy food, brothers, copy guys!

Starved Bull Demon King: ...

Han Li's crying soul: Wow, the bull devil dares to come out

Starved Bull Demon King: Actually, I just want to ask the rabbit, where did you buy the fairy food you ate?Recently, the pollution of domestically produced fairy food is so serious that I dare not eat it. The last time I ate a meal, it took me a long time

The stupid rabbit of Chang'e's family: My fairy food is imported from the owner's online shopping

Starving Bull Demon King: Now that prices are so high, domestic products are almost unaffordable, so how can you afford imported ones?

Starving Bull Demon King: By the way, by the way, is your master still short of pets?The kind that can beat Monkey King?

Merry and handsome Roaring Dog: Roll

The author has something to say: Note: Han Li's crying soul comes from the pet of the protagonist Han Li in "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation".Wang Lin's mosquito beast comes from the pet of Wang Lin, the protagonist of "Immortal Rebellion"

It is said that these two must be very happy if they are together. I have been fantasizing for a long time, but this is an original article, and I will not describe them, so I can only briefly mention them.