No feeding of soul gems

Don't look at Watson's very reliable and calm appearance now, when he was a child, he was also a manga maniac, whether it was a cartoonist or a D's family, it was no problem to spend his pocket money to buy it.

So when Vormir and Strange first arrived in the new world, compared to Sherlock's dark color, he can be regarded as a rather warm reception for them—if it wasn't for the talk about intelligence one day that exposed their plastic friendship, It is estimated that he can't even keep a straight face to the cartoon characters at this moment.

But how?Anyway, Doctor Strange and gems are not natal.

Like most of his classmates, Watson loved Superman and Captain America in addition to a few superheroes from England when he was a child. He even fantasized about what it would be like if he had superpowers.

But it was destined that today would be the day when his illusions would be disillusioned.

Who would have thought that when meeting two idols for the first time, one of them was pressing the head of the other, allowing the other to smash his face with a hammer?

Not to mention that there is also an Iron Man hysterical from battle damage nightmares.

The time when Vormir and his party settled down coincided with the time when the Winchester brothers took the washbasin and poured holy water all over Steve.Luo Dadun, who was on the ground with black eyes, struggled for a while, exhaled a puff of black smoke, and then fell straight down.

Vormir: ...

This black smoke brought back his tragic memories of the gutter oil-smelling Thanos army.

Especially when all the people present were overjoyed when they saw him, and they all showed their eyes to indicate whether this could be eaten.

"Don't ask," said the soul gem seriously, "don't feed me, if you ask, you can't."

Then everyone looked away resentfully.

"We should be thankful that the one possessed by the demon is not Superman." Tony said bitterly, "Think about it, if Clark was at the Avengers base today, you would have received a long payout list."

He turned to Bruce with the calculator, who was calculating the damage to the Hall of Justice in this accident, from the defense mechanism that consumes energy every time it is activated, to the small high-tech desk lamp.

Bruce, who usually mentioned the battle damage, has basically started to make a bad face, but today he answered without changing his face: "I am fully convinced that all of us are used to Clark's fighting style."

Superman, whose height towered over most of his colleagues, shrank visibly.

Watson, who was hiding behind Strange's cloak, felt a devastating feeling, and he later learned that the term for this feeling was "disintegration".

A group of people tidied up and talked about the situation. It was only after Strange stood aside that they saw the three "new faces" who came in.

They said there were three, but in fact there was only one Chuck.

Vormeer introduced it like this: "This one who looks exactly like Stephen is the consulting detective Sherlock Holmes, and this one looks exactly like John Peanut from Agent Roth."

Everyone: I was so scared that I supported my head.

Vormir turned to the last and said, "This one is God."

Everyone: ...I was so scared that my head fell off.

To be reasonable, Tony feels that his ability to accept being a hero these years has been unparalleled in the world, but the picture that appeared in the Avengers base camp is still beyond his acceptance.

A living God is sitting in the lobby of the Avengers base wearing an old man's vest, shorts and slippers, holding a box of Rimula chips in his left hand and a glass of Coke in his right, giving advice on American dramas on TV.

He glanced at the TV, and after seeing clearly what drama was playing, he suddenly felt that his already aching tooth hurt even more.

The pain almost reached its peak when Peter jumped down the stairs.

I saw the two of them sitting down on the sofa, and with the progress of the TV series, they sometimes smiled happily, sometimes frowning, and finally flew into a rage.

"This is a naked/naked/naked unfinished ending!" God didn't eat the fries, "How can a screenwriter be qualified to be a screenwriter? I will invite the author of the original book tomorrow and ask him to write another [-] seasons, etc. , I'm going to get my typewriter now."

Peter, who was so angry that he didn't have the consciousness of sitting next to God, waved his pillow and responded loudly. In that posture, he almost wanted to steal the time gem so that the end of the TV series never happened.

God on one side continues to complain.

"I've never seen such a illogical ending!" he said, "Why do my kids always write such weird things! (Tony grins at the word kid) What Fargo, what How I Met Your Mother Romance, is it true that the creativity I bestowed on you is to let you hit me in the face with unfinished dramas? Also, unfinished dramas are unfinished, how could this kind of character die! How could this person sit on the throne !"

"Yes, the Starks are all white-eyed wolves!" Peter echoed angrily.

Tony felt that he had been shot in the knee. He silently deleted the spider suit upgrade plan on the worksheet, then turned around and rushed to the bedroom on the second floor, and pulled out Vision who was writing a love letter to Wanda.

Meanwhile, Steve is sitting in the basement talking to Clark about life.

"I really don't know how to bear it." Captain America said in despair as he poured himself a glass of wine slowly.

"I understand," Clark put his arms around his shoulders, "Back then I blew up the oil tanker of the Wayne Group, collapsed the building of the Wayne Group, and blew up the satellites of the Wayne Group, when I see the war damage list The sky is falling."

"I wish I hadn't done anything nasty," Steve continued. "They told me I was swinging around with Mjolnir."

"Yeah, that's why someone is crying on the top of the balcony, crying, 'Father, am I your real son?'" Bucky said blankly while applying lubricant to the metal arm .

"Oh," Steve covered his face, "hope I didn't hurt anyone."

"Actually, you didn't." Clark reassured.

Steve's face lit up all of a sudden.

"Basically," Bucky tightened the lube cap, "I remember you just said 'Hydra long live' more than 20 times before being pinned down."

Steve was shocked.

Bucky explained kindly: "Dean said that this demon probably just went to hell less than 100 years ago, maybe he was the subordinate of the Red Skull back then, and now the Red Skull is pleading guilty on the third floor."

The Red Skull has not had any hope for his master since a long time ago. How harsh is this dead face control on him? Now that such a big event happens, maybe he will be locked up to watch hundreds of episodes of Galaxy Unforgettable .

By the way, if the screenwriter of a certain American TV series continues to work on the sequel of Unforgettable Galaxy, it will definitely be ruined.

At this moment, he had to cry with snot and tears: "I didn't know that the world would merge, even if it merged, I didn't know that hell still has my business, didn't you send me to deal with the rest of Hydra? I've been busy with this."

"Then do you want to find a way to get rid of the rest of the hydra in hell?" Vormir asked while eating peanuts. He was not angry, but his hands were itchy when he saw this face, and he wanted to take that one from his hometown. The big dried salted fish came and threw it in his face.

"Forget it." Red Skull said suddenly, "It would be great if I could find a way to restore my face. You don't know how romantic Rumlow is now, and everyone follows him. Run behind his ass."

Vormir thought of a guy with a rumlo face who became a villain in a certain universe, and he had to admit that this guy was indeed good looking. Although his soul was dark, it was not bad to eat as a salted duck egg.

As a face control man, when he mentions handsome guys, his mood brightens.

The Soul Gem lifted the Red Skull up from the ground, and was about to say a few more words, but unexpectedly, two identical people walked in with their shoulders crossed, and King T'Challa followed behind, with a very mysterious expression on his face .

"John, Agent Rose." Vormir greeted, "Is there any progress in gathering the angels?"

"That's not it, it's just God... Chuck just said that he was a little dizzy." Watson also said with a mysterious face.

Does God get dizzy too?

Soul Gem Heart said, don't lie to me, but thinking it was the honest and loyal Dr. Watson, he swallowed the question.

Instead, Agent Rose said something extra: "Tony has already arranged for Chuck. When he asked me to come here, he told you by the way that a man came down from the base today. He seems to be a bit capable."

"A little bit capable?" Vormir didn't bother to sense it, "Who?"

"He said his name was Constantine," Rose replied.

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