No feeding of soul gems

To be reasonable, when the world fusion first started, Constantine refused.

He was sitting at home and smoking his 29th cigarette of the day, thinking about who he should find to make up for the spell-casting materials that he had consumed a lot recently. Unexpectedly, his eyes flashed suddenly, and the newspaper on the table was covered with a layer of fresh-keeping. It was blurred like a film for a moment, and when it was frozen again, the news on it had changed from a gossip dug out from an unknown corner to "Iron Man reaffirms the position of the Avengers again".

If Konstantin hadn't been a man who knew himself well enough, he might have thought he was going to hell for smoking too much.

What the hell is this all about!

Why do the cartoons I read when I was a kid appear in real life?

Constantine went crazy for about several months, and then found that if he maintained his original living habits, the fusion of the universe might not necessarily affect him, it just expanded the scope of his business.

He had just established this idea when he was slapped in the face again.

One day, he was investigating the situation in a club, but he didn't expect his eyes to go dark again while he was investigating, and when he woke up again, the guy who was just a cleaner just now had wings.

Constantine:  …

He wanted to ask the other party directly what he did to come to earth, but he didn't expect the other party to be more surprised than him, and his eyes were so wide that they almost fell out of the window.

The quality of this year's Angels seems to be a bit low. Constantine lit his 18th cigarette that day and recalled it with a vicissitudes of life.Although Gabriel's wings were burned off by Lucifer in the end, but before he was beaten, he had a beautiful appearance, cool temperament, aloofness, and pretentiousness, and the one in front of him...

The other party's face seemed to become even uglier.

Could it be that I have a grudge against him?Constantine thought about it divergently. He stood up from the seat, walked up to the other party, and asked kindly with that dead face, "May I ask, have we met before? Are you?"

I saw the angel in the uniform of the cleaner inserting the mop into the bucket with a kind smile on his face.

"Of course we haven't met, John Constantine, but we know each other now," said the angel. "My name is Gabriel."

Constantine also wanted to give up treatment today.

Compared with the previous Gabriel, this new Gabriel is proficient in eating, drinking and having fun. Not only that, he is also a staunch humanist.

"How wonderful humans are." Gabriel summoned three maids to feed him cakes, "To be honest, when Dad first created humans, I don't know why he created them that are less perfect than angels. What's more, he also requires all of us angels to be friendly to humans, isn't it terrible?"

Constantine said nothing.

"It's as if you were the eldest in the family, and suddenly your parents gave birth to a child, and you are not the most favored. The most annoying thing is that the child is worse than you." Gabriel sucked his finger, Chewing the cherry in his mouth, "So, you can't blame Lu Xi for going crazy, we can still accept a few cabbages that no one loves and no one loves, but Lu Xi's gap is too big, it's possible that he can't accept it all at once. of."

Konstantin took a handful of Sika cigarettes from his pocket.

"Okay, don't make such a bad face." Gabriel said affectionately, "In short, since this ghost world has merged, we might as well discuss exorcism."

These words hit a sore spot, and Konstantin, who had just put together the cigarettes to compare which one was the longest, gave him a look. "Why, you also want to make conditions for me?"

"You don't want to go to heaven?" Gabriel asked back.

"I think, why not." Constantine smoked a cigarette, "But if there are people like her in heaven, I don't even know what I'm going to do."

"I don't know what you all want to do in heaven. To be precise, there are soldiers everywhere in heaven now, and Michael will probably go to war with my brother soon." Gabriel snapped his fingers and put the cake and All the beauties disappeared, and a mysterious smiling face appeared immediately. "What's more interesting is that now there are two Michaels in the sky and two Lucifers underground. I don't even know where to watch the show first."

If the other angels heard this, they would probably be so angry that they would burn their glory.

"I don't think your Lucifer can defeat our Lucifer." Constantine said indifferently.

"Who knows? The Hell Boxing Arena is about to open." Gabriel grinned, "Whether the winner is this Lucifer or that Lucifer, why not place a bet, the winner will go to heaven, and the loser will go to hell. "

Given the archangel's usual joking style, Constantine didn't pay attention to him at all.

"Don't be so silent, John. The apocalypse will happen sooner or later. No matter which hell, the devil can't shut it down." Gabriel coaxed, "You want to go to heaven, it's absolutely fine, but I need you to do me a favor .”

"What are you busy with?"

"I need you to find the Winchester brothers, follow them, and help them."

So that's why Constantine is now standing outside the Avengers base.

He stood in front of the gate and let the AI ​​butler start the scanning device to scan him from head to toe, and then he was invited to the living room by the heroes who came after hearing the news.

Tony, who was catching up on sleep upstairs, was late, and his eyelids were fighting when he went downstairs, so he had to fight hard.When he saw the somewhat slovenly appearance of the guest, his eyes sharpened immediately.

Instead, Constantine nodded to him first.

"Is there anything we can use you for?" Tony, who didn't read comics much, looked him up and down.

Constantine said, "I'm a private eye."

Tony let out a "ha": "Coincidentally! Now there is a Sherlock Holmes sitting in the coffee shop on the second floor of the base."

real or fake?

Constantine felt a little bit that God was joking with him, but he promised Gabriel that he must do what he did, so he endured the discomfort of mentioning this identity, and hinted: "I have been engaged in magic industries such as exorcism all year round. "

Tony let out a "ha" again: "Coincidentally! Now there is a supreme mage cleaning the room in the guest room on the third floor."

"He's still a top liar."

Vormir, who walked to the living room with King T'Challa, Agent Roth and Watson, spoke appreciatively.There is no way, when the soul gem sees such a delicious soul, it feels like it is about to commit a face control disease again.However, Gemstone, who does as the Romans does, feels that he should have a little more morality, so he quickly contacted Stephen on the third floor and told him to come down quickly to exude charm... Ah no, come down quickly to watch the excitement.

Tony said "ha" for the third time today: "Coincidentally, Thor just brought his bad brother to the base for a short stay, and you can compete to see who is more deceitful."

"Admit it, Tony, you are just venting your dissatisfaction with having your beard shaved off." Natasha said quietly.

"Me? Dissatisfied?" Tony pretended to be disdainful, "Why should I be dissatisfied, I just think it's really shameful for you older youths to play truth or dare with Peter as a kid and encourage him to take big risks. Especially While I'm asleep, shame!"

Constantine felt as if he had entered a den of thieves.

But he was well received very quickly. Although Tony was reluctant, in action, he had already made the AI ​​butler make a cup of coffee, the big one, in case the Supreme Mage came out later and continued. The name of the cup is the reality of extortion.

A group of people sat down on the sofa, and Jarvis diligently called out the latest progress for the heroes to study.

Constantine is indeed worthy of being a master of dark magic. Regarding the situation of demon possession, he easily mentioned several ways to identify it and then expel it. The kind of understatement seems to be able to solve everything. Fan Er made the manga boy Hawkeye very excited.

"You really are Constantine!" Hawkeye said eagerly, "you are indeed the greatest magician—"

Tony coughed heavily behind his back.

As if feeling something was wrong, Barton turned back, only to see a narrow-minded Supreme Mage floating in the room, staring at him calmly.

"—one of the greatest magicians ever."

Patton said tearfully.

Natasha pretended not to laugh.

"I came here hoping to get in touch with the Winchester brothers." Constantine accepted the compliment without changing his expression, and pointed out his purpose for coming, "I promised someone that I will do my best to help them finish what they were going to do."

As soon as he said this, the entire conference room was silent for several minutes, and the expressions on everyone's faces were not quite right.

"What?" Constantine asked curiously.

"I don't know if you've heard..." Tony said, leaning back in his chair "...but Brother Winchester's mission now is to help God defeat his sister Darkness."

"Wait...God?" Constantine was shocked.

"Ah, don't you think it's a coincidence," Tony curled up half of his lips, "We have a God sitting in the bowling alley on the fourth floor right now, playing bowling."

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Zha Kang: I kind of want to be quiet now.