No feeding of soul gems

If someone told Constantine that he would one day sit face to face with God and drink beer and bowling, he would surely use the most vicious magic to curse the talking bastard to death.

And yet this fucking thing actually happened.

This afternoon, Constantine had to stuff his beloved cigarettes into his pocket, wash his slightly yellow fingers, and sit on the fourth floor as motionless as a mountain, pretending to praise God for his old man's not-so-good golf skills.

It's not that he is a good baby, anyone in this situation is probably not much better, especially when God sees him, the first sentence is "Why did you quit smoking for nothing?", The second sentence is when "it turns out that my unfilial son appreciates you so much and would rather disobey me and keep you".

Constantine: I feel that there is something wrong with this statement, and it seems very right.

In view of the fact that there cannot be two creators in one world, just as there cannot be two cosmic hearts in one universe, the God at this moment is actually the God of several universes fused.Among all the creators, Chuck's personality is particularly distinct, so what this God shows is Chuck's personality.

He rolled a bowling ball without changing his face, watched it pour two or three bottles pitifully, and finally accepted the guest's nonsense flattery without changing his face.

"Tell me, it's one of my unfilial sons who is pestering you again this time."

As a hell detective who doesn't know what morality is, Constantine sold Gabriel.

Gabriel almost collapsed when his father invited him to the Avengers base.

He does like to pick up girls, play pranks, play dead, but he knows he's a good angel, the 24-carat gold kind.

How many other angels are like him these days, who don't make trouble when they have nothing to do, and stand up and fight for mankind without hesitation and recklessness when they have something to do?

The eldest brother is busy in the sky building infrastructure dominance essays, the second brother is busy in the underground writing revenge return essays, and the younger brother is busy running around in the world for the Wen family brothers to write NP dramas, only he is still conscientious and conscientious to write petty bourgeois farming essays in a corner of An’an .

These days are really not for humans, ah bah, these days are really not for angels to live.

But facing a father who seems to be more unpredictable than before, and the other party always greets him with the look of "I didn't expect you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to betray me", Gabriel said that he It was not very good, so I had to sit down obediently, and obediently put away the tip of my wings.

"I heard you sent Constantine to help the Winchester brothers and the 'superheroes', and promised to help him go to heaven—" Chuck began.

Gabriel's legs softened.

"—Yes, at least the train of thought still follows mine, which is quite different from the other Gabriel."

Gabriel let out a long breath and almost knelt down for him.

God, satisfied enough to scare the two men, is ready to deal with the most troublesome things: the two torn Michaels in the sky and the two torn Lucifers in the earth.

When he was Chuck, he was not a fast-moving person. Now he has suffered a few days of Stark-style corrosion in the Avengers base, and he will enjoy life even more, and he will be lazy when he is doing business.

Besides, the fused God is more powerful, but the darkness lacks such favorable conditions. The bright side of time has already overwhelmed the dark side, so there is no need to worry too much for the time being.

So God snapped his fingers and invited the four angels to the base together. They sat in a row on a chair like elementary school students. He told them about the outlook on life and values ​​for half an hour, and finally forced them to shake hands and make peace to fight against the upcoming The coming darkness, and he himself can take the time to practice hard.

How that conversation plays out remains to be seen, but the Angels being punished for being too active is something everyone will see.

The labor services of angels are naturally different from those of ordinary people.

The two Michaels volunteered to go to the Hall of Justice and the Avengers Base respectively, and provided "exorcism training" to the heroes for free, so that for several days in a row, the Superheroes were a little confused, looking like everyone was possessed by a demon. I want to go up and give him a meal of holy water or an exorcism spell first.

Lucifer, the medical master, gave each hero a free medical treatment. He not only took care of Tony’s minor ailments for many years, but also solved all the hidden wounds on Batman’s body. .How dedicated is he as a medical soldier?So dedicated that that night, Tony and Bruce both sat on the toilet seat in the bathroom and doubted their lives against their fragile skin.

Lucifer, who was carrying a blood mark, was still having trouble with God, but he saw that his brothers had things to do, and even Gabriel and Dean went shoulder to shoulder to enjoy "action movies", so he had to find something for himself , that is to write test questions with Vision.

Vision expresses happiness and is as happy as a purple child that he finally has time to date.

Peter...Peter had only one cry: Why me again? !

The heroes who feel that they are bathed in the holy light every day because the angels exceed the standard almost burst into tears when the darkness comes.

As she planned, Amara casts the black mist that can erode people's hearts all over the world, hoping to draw out God. Unexpectedly, God did not appear, but five archangels, a bunch of angels and a bunch of superheroes appeared instead.

Under the protection of God, the angels attacked head-on, mages and mutants took cover, Chaoying controlled all the controlled people, and took the holy water to splash the demons who took the opportunity to make trouble, so Vormir finally recovered his strength When the five gems rushed to the battlefield, only to see one being crushed and beaten all the way, and finally had to shout that she was just jealous of her brother's love for other creatures.

Vormir: ? ? ? ? ?

Speaking of which, he is also an older brother, so why has he never seen any of the bad-hearted younger brothers jealous?

Thor, God of Thunder, should have some common language with Chuck, God. Loki has been watching him more and more recently. Whenever someone talks to him, the evil god will poke him with a knife-like look.

Speaking of Rocky, he and Gabriel were fighting for the title at the base. Rocky claimed that he was the "genuine prank god", while Gabriel mocked him as "not creative, not only pranks are not creative, Even the way to hurt people is so uncreative."

This mutual sacrificial attack made them quiet as chickens for about 3 minutes.

Three minutes later, they fought again because of the "kidney stabbing knife" or "archangel's blade", which seemed more frustrated. In the end, Thor held the back of the neck, and the other was lifted by God with wings, and they were all caught back.

Every time I think of this, Vormir is full of love for his brothers.

He is really like a father, and his father’s love is like a mountain. Now that he is about to start a family, he naturally hopes that all his younger brothers can transform and start a family. He even wants to give reality gems and miracle machines, space gems and mother boxes, and soul gems. And the Spear of God...wait a pull for CP.

Strange educated him for a long time for this kind of messy mandarin ducks and pointing to his ex-girlfriend. After Amala was sealed again, Vormir began to pretend to be in a cold war with the Supreme Mage.

This cold war lasted until Thor returned from a trip in outer space with his brother one day, and swore that he saw two guys who drove spaceships, and one of them called him "Daddy" with his mouth open.

This description brought back memories of the soul gem's early years. He thought about it, but he didn't realize that there was something wrong with his little brother's eyes.

Only the Red Skull blurted out: "Ah, it's that Cookie Qi Liuhai who came to beg you back then. You said he was good-looking and helped me!"

After he finished speaking, he hid behind the sofa, hiding his achievements and fame.

Vormir felt the gaze of the Supreme Mage hotter than the core of a star right there and then.

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Strange + Holmes: I seem to feel the approach of another long face!

Thank you lianliu123 for the little angel's landmine, what a da!