my husband is a ghost

? "Boss, give me another night of hot and spicy rice, I want a big portion!"

A young man with a cropped head was sweating profusely and greeted the boss. His oily lips were bright red from the heat, and his mouth seemed to be able to spew fire.

"Eat so much spicy food, be careful of your chrysanthemums." My friend persuaded with a serious face, but asked the boss to add more peppercorns: "On rainy days, peppers and peppercorns go well together."

The second friend pushed the hot soup in front of him: "Is it spicy? Have a drink of hot soup?"

Chi Yuan took the soup without even thinking about it, only to see that the thick layer of oil on it hadn't been split open, and the moment it poured down his throat, Chi Yuan felt that the mountains and rivers of his motherland were all red, and bright red mountain flowers exploded above his head... …

The hot soup entered the stomach, and suddenly the sky fell apart, and the sky and the earth turned pale...

Chi Yuan cried, but he still held the chili bowl, let the tears fall drop by drop, and ate it to death.

With some kind of resolute determination...

Three days ago, his girlfriend cheated on her, and he caught her in bed!It's fine to catch the rape in the bed, this time you catch seven!Apart from his girlfriend, there were seven big men on his bed!He chooses the leash.

One of these women is not enough, there must be seven at once!It can absorb soil by sitting on the ground!

Back when she told him that she wanted a platonic love, that all love based on the flesh was not real love, he foolishly believed it, and chose to stick to this pure relationship with her.Who knew that the facts before his eyes were so shocking!seven...

He wants to be quiet...

So he chose to eat spicy food as a way to commemorate his lost first love...

So he could not live up to his own crimes, and he lived up to the expectations of the people and experienced the evil consequences of eating chili...

When he sat on the toilet, the whole poop he pulled out was spicy, and his little chrysanthemum was so hot that he couldn't stop pumping!

No matter how much water you drink, it won't help, and it won't help if you run to the toilet countless times until your legs are weak!

At night, he lay on the bed with two lines of tear stains, his buttocks pouted high, and he held his mouth in humiliation.

Butt hurts, butt hurts, like being burned by a lighter.Drinking ten bottles of milk has no effect at all. If he can, he really wants his ass to drink milk, isn't it to say that milk is a hangover, then does he have to plug ten straws into his ass to drink it? Not too much for one can?

But the picture is too beautiful for him to imagine...

At one o'clock in the morning, a certain Yuan was sweating profusely, his nostrils were dilated, and he bit his lower lip with trembling teeth, as if he was enduring pain that he shouldn't have to bear at this age.

At two o'clock in the morning, a certain Yuan's eyeballs were bloodshot, and the blue veins on his forehead seemed to twitch with the rhythm of the beating of the sphincter.

At three o'clock in the morning, a certain Yuan jumped up from the bed and lifted the table. I'm going to see a doctor!

He went out with a sweater on his upper body and pajama pants on his lower body, but here comes the question, is the hospital still open at this late hour?

If the door is opened, will he receive him in an emergency department that is not an emergency department?If you see his chrysanthemum being tortured, will you think that this is made by Ji Ji?If you meet a beautiful nurse, will you lose all your face?

Thinking of all kinds of things, he felt a blizzard in his life hit him, his chrysanthemum tightened, and he raised his hips and walked back... At this moment, he caught a glimpse of a billboard that was still lit from the corner of his eye, and it was written crookedly. With two words: clinic.

The scene is touching...

The miserable green light hits the ground miserable green, and the word clinic is jumping because of the unstable voltage. Anyone who sees this in the middle of the night will feel it is creepy, right?The clinic is more like a black heart clinic, right?

Besides, when did a clinic open here?

Feeling Xiaoju's angry protest, Chi Yuan raised his foot and walked over involuntarily.

It's cold outside, and it's even colder inside.The doctor was wearing a black sweater, black trousers, and black-rimmed glasses. He was sitting behind his desk playing with his mobile phone.But Chi Yuan was still stunned the moment he saw the doctor's whole face, it wasn't that he was bragging, there are really only a handful of people in this neighborhood who are more handsome than him!

Tsk... Look at his thick black sword eyebrows, those bright black phoenix eyes, they are all top-quality... It's just that his skin is too white, like a ghost, and his lips are so red that they seem to have sucked blood.The light hit his face at an extremely strange angle, making him look rather eerie.The whole person exudes a chill, and there is a biting cold when approaching.

"Well... hello doctor..." Chi Yuan rubbed his frozen hands and greeted with a smile.

The doctor looked up at him coldly, and said a word coldly: "Sit!"

As soon as the voice came out, Chi Yuan's knees softened and he almost knelt down.This deep magnetic voice is simply the killer of thousands of teachers!

He explained with a constipated face: "I can't sit, doctor..."

"What's wrong?"

Chi Yuan struggled to explain, faltering: "That's where...the pain..."

"Where?" The doctor put down his pen impatiently, and looked directly at him.

Chi Yuan straightened his back, "Butt!"

The doctor nodded knowingly, and ordered: "Take off your pants."

"Ah?" Chi Yuan looked dumbfounded.

"How can I check if you don't take off your pants!" Lu Zhengyu narrowed his dark eyes, and his snow-white face became even more sinister.

"Oh! I understand, I understand!" Chi Yuan obediently unbuttoned his trousers, not knowing if the doctor's gaze was as sharp as a searchlight, Chi Yuan couldn't take it off for a long time.Just as it was down to the knees, a sudden cold wind hit from behind, and the pants fell to the ground in an instant.Chi Yuan was stunned, and when he looked down, he saw that the doctor had already stood behind him at some point, with the leather shoes passing through his legs and stepping directly on his underwear and pajamas!The man stepped on his pants with his feet and stepped on his pants to the bottom!

Brother, do you know that this action is very shameful!Chi Yuan burst into tears.

Before he could react, he was picked up by the doctor and thrown onto the small hospital bed in a kneeling position.

Huh... This doctor is too violent, I will never come here again...

With a sound of "snap!", the doctor put on rubber gloves, held his buttocks with both hands, raised his buttocks, and pointed at the desk lamp for careful observation.

Chi Yuan's chrysanthemum tightened, and I have to say, this posture is really shameful... The doctor's fingers are icy cold, and his butt muscles can't help but shiver when he touches it!

No, butt muscles, you have to be virtuous!

So he tightened his butt, shaking his whole body with all his strength, when he successfully took control of his butt muscles, the person behind him suddenly said: "Why are you biting so tight, I'm not going to fuck|you!"

After speaking, one finger pushed in.

ah!Kill a thousand swords!Pain!

And what kind of lines are too dirty!Why did he taste the humiliation of being raped in an ordinary accusation?Why did he have the illusion that he turned on the women's channel at eight o'clock?

"Young people nowadays don't know how to control themselves." The doctor sighed.

control?Moderate what?Is it because my little chrysanthemums that are in full bloom really remind you of some bad associations?

When Chi Yuan finally came to his senses, he almost scolded his mother, but he still replied patiently: "Doctor...I'm not...I eat chili..."

He is a virgin in the front and back, can't you see the pink and tender color!

"Stop talking, I understand." The doctor quickly replied.

you know?You know a knitting thread!

The baby is suffering in his heart, but the baby doesn't say it... The tears in the corners of his eyes are because the baby is really hurting...

Chi Yuan finally felt the indescribable pain, a teardrop of humiliation rolled down, and the hand that tightly grasped the bed sheet was even harder...

Gradually, the doctor's fingers turned inside, and the cold temperature just relieved the burning pain. It was cold and cold, which made him want to groan|moan... But if he groan|moaned, would the doctor think he was very sick? Cool?Think he is perverted?

No, no lasciviousness!Even if it is cool, it cannot be said, although he is indeed happy and in pain...

He endured it, bit his lower lip tightly, and choked "Shuang" into his stomach abruptly.

The long digital examination was finally over. The doctor took off the rubber gloves and threw them into the trash can, then sat back at the desk, picked up a pen and rustled something.

Chi Yuan still had his butt sticking out above the stool, not daring to sit down.I don't know if it's an illusion, but Chi Yuan always feels that the temperature of the doctor's fingers still remains on the butt muscles, which is so cool and comfortable...

"Doctor...you see my illness..." Chi Yuan asked cautiously.

The doctor didn't raise his eyes, but opened his thin lips and rewarded him with a few words: "Eat more fruits and vegetables, and be careful."

"Doctor...I told you I'm not..." Chi Yuan was unable to explain, and obediently shut his mouth before he finished speaking, silently bowing his head and paying the doctor.

No...why did he explain to the doctor? What he said was the truth. There is no reason to explain it. He is not afraid of the shadow slanting. At worst, we will walk around when we see each other. In three days, we will be good guys again!

"How much, doctor?"

"No money." Lu Zhengyu took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes, his deep black eyes fixed on him.There was a faint light blue color on his pale face, which was indescribably strange.

"Really?"

Chi Yuan said that he had put the money back into his pocket as quickly as he had in his hand. It was you who said no, so don't blame me, don't regret it and just ask me...

Lu Zhengyu laughed, his voice seemed to come from a deep and cold well: "The opening of the clinic has a big bonus, so today I don't need money."

"That's great..." Chi Yuan had goosebumps all over his body.

On the way back, Chi Yuan saw from a distance that the billboard of the clinic was lit up in miserable green alone. In the dark night, there was an indescribably weird and gloomy feeling, as if telling a sense of decay and history.

After returning home, Chi Yuan felt scared. Thinking of the doctor's pale cheeks, goosebumps all over his body, and the cold touch, he didn't seem to be alive at all...Fortunately, he was lucky enough not to be alive. If you run into something dirty, you'll be in trouble...

But he decided to take it back after going to the toilet, and uttered the purest national curse: "@#$%!"

Fuck!Why in the toilet did he pull out a moving finger when he didn't pull out anything!

Don't tell him this finger belongs to that doctor!

"Brother, you came out to find a clinic in the middle of the night, so you weren't mentally prepared to encounter ghosts?" Suddenly a gust of wind rose from behind, all the light bulbs flickered out, and a pair of cold hands grabbed the back of his neck.