my husband is a ghost

The light bulb flicked violently a few times and went out, and a piercing laughter wafted in the air. Chi Yuan ran out with trembling legs, "Crack!" The door closed against his nose, directly cutting off his way out.

The curtains in the bathroom danced wildly for no reason, Chi Yuan clinging to the cold tiles, looking at the dark surroundings in horror, ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart!

Damn he has never done anything bad in his life, why would he meet a ghost!

"Who the hell are you...... I'm a good person, please don't hurt me..." He heard his voice trembling, like a little bird whose tail was stepped on dog.

"Heh...heh...we ghosts don't care about this..." The voice sounded in front of him, and through the dim blue moonlight, he saw the pale doctor Sitting on the edge of the tank, she smiled sinisterly at him.

"Ah! You!!! Don't come here!" Chi Yuan picked up his clothes and covered his face, and kept shrinking back, but there was a wall behind him, and he had no way to retreat.

"Woo...hehe..." The doctor just smiled at him from a distance, but didn't come closer.A gust of cold wind suddenly blew from the back of the neck, swishing coolly.Looking back, I found a bloody face suddenly appeared in the mirror next to me!That face seemed to have been tortured by hell, and it was so devastated that I couldn't look straight at it.

Chi Yuan screamed and hugged his head in panic, sobbing softly.Suddenly, the voice of the miserable laughter stopped.Chi Yuan struggled to open his eyes, and found that the person in the mirror had disappeared. When he was looking for it in cold sweat, a cold breath sprayed on his neck...

Chi Yuan exploded immediately!

Through the moonlight, he saw that blurred human face next to his own face in the mirror!

There was a thick blood in his breath, Chi Yuan stood there blankly, looking at himself and the ghost in the mirror, not even daring to blink, for fear that the ghost would rush up to his face when he blinked Take a few bites.He swallowed with difficulty, stiffened his back, and dared not move.

His bare feet were suddenly wet and itchy, as if something was scratching him. When he looked down, his brain buzzed.

Didn't it mean that people will faint when they are frightened? Why does the more frightened he is, the more energetic he becomes! ?

He saw that his feet were stepping on a piece of black hair, and the black hair was swaying and hitting his ankle like a stream of water!

Who the hell is losing so much hair!Are you bald?Too much to sell!

He suppressed the scream in his throat, and lifted his foot suddenly, only to find that all ten toes were entangled in the hair. His eyes moved forward along the hair, first the water pipe of the sink of the sink, and then forward Moved to the floor drain, and the hair came out of the floor drain, wrapped his legs with a disgusting smell and gradually moved up!

The black hair is sharp and tough, no matter how much he pulls it, he can't get rid of it... Chi Yuan feels uncomfortable as if scratching with claws, but the tactile nerves of his toes are particularly developed, and he can clearly feel the silkiness of every hair Feel the soles of your feet!

One by one, with the unique rough touch of the hair, scratching the skin lines on the soles of his feet...

He straightened his body desperately and twisted the doorknob, the door clicked, and the lock jumped open, but there was a thicker gloomy and cold air coming out from the crack of the door.

Chi Yuan didn't care so much anymore, and shouted "Namo Amitabha Pizza Blessing", then took out the fruit knife he carried with him, closed his eyes, and put his hips on his hips like a hero...

He squatted down, gritted his teeth, and babbled...cutting the strands of his hair.

No, the knife was too blunt, so he raised the knife and looked at it twice, tested the sharpness with his fingertips, and then continued to cut hair.

"You're not allowed to cut it!" A man's chest-thumping voice came from the mirror.As soon as Chi Yuan looked up, he saw a black figure crawling out of the mirror. It was the doctor in a black hoodie, black pants, black coat, and black-rimmed glasses!

The "pop" light bulb was turned on, and the bathroom was back to normal. The doctor sat on the toilet and glared at him with a gloomy expression.

"I borrowed the hair from the female ghost, and they still use it for business. Many ghosts want her hair as props. If you cut it off, you will pay for it!"

"..." Chi Yuan looked at him in pain and aggrieved: You frightened my liver, do you pay for it?

***

There were two cups of hot tea brewing on the tea table, and Chi Yuan peeped at the gloomy doctor through the green smoke from the tea, and suddenly felt a wave of pain and grievance that shook the mountains.

Why don't the ghosts go to those corrupt officials, not to go to those unscrupulous traders, but to come to him, is it because they see others being kind and bullying?

"So, are you really a ghost?" He hugged the pillow, and his heart was like ten thousand muddy horses galloping past.

"Otherwise? What do you think?" The doctor's voice suddenly came from beside my ear.

Chi Yuan closed his eyes. Although he was mentally prepared that the ghost doctor might appear around him at any time, when he suddenly saw an enlarged face next to him, he sat down on the ground in fright.However, the buttocks did not land, and were caught by the doctor's foot.

The doctor frowned, and said four words, "The ass is really big."

"Please, let me go around me, I'm a poor man, I have nothing, I haven't done anything bad, please let me go... I can burn paper money and clothes for you, please let me go Excuse me, please..." Chi Yuan rode on the doctor's feet, two pea-sized tears rolled down, and the corners of his eyes were seductively pink.

"I, Lu Zhengyu." The doctor raised Chi Yuan's chin with his slender, slightly bluish-gray hand, his cold eyes pierced into Chi Yuan's pupils like sharp knives, "You really don't remember me?"

"How could I remember you, I don't even know you..." Chi Yuan was caught by the ruthless gaze, tears fell down his body as if he couldn't move. "You said why did you come to me? I have no money and no power. I have never sent money or fought with anyone in my life. Why are you scaring me..."

"Don't cry, it's so ugly." The doctor took out two pieces of paper from the paper box on the table and threw them on him, then leaned back comfortably, "It's uglier than a ghost."

"Actually, I came to you for a reason." He shook his feet intentionally or unintentionally, so that Chi Yuan, who was sitting on his feet, had to hold his legs to prevent himself from falling... He smiled wickedly With a kick, the man's butt came into intimate contact with the floor tiles...

ah!You fucking beast!With tears in Chi Yuan's eyes, his butt burst into blossoms in an instant!The devastated Xiaoju trembled once again... He braced his body hard to make room for the damaged buttocks.

With Chi Yuan's bared teeth in his eyes, Lu Zhengyu grinned slightly, nodded and continued, "I came here this time to find you... Do you know how far I have traveled to come here? I have gone through a lot of hardships to escape the bull's head and horse's face... …I didn’t expect that this search would take a whole 100 years…”

"So? Why are you looking for me?" Chi Yuan was a little annoyed, "Did I owe you money in my previous life!"

"I don't owe money, I just owe me a marriage contract."

"What?" Are UKidding?engagement?Did he hear correctly?

"In the past 100 years, I didn't expect you to betray your promise and be reincarnated as a man. Moreover, you are still a man... But it doesn't matter, I want to marry you even if you are a man."

"No...not..." Uncle, please speak clearly...

Chi Yuan straightened his mind, he stared straight at Lu Zhengyu's face, showing that he couldn't grasp the essentials no matter what.He felt as if a thunderbolt hit his head, and his limbs suddenly became numb.

"Don't think about it, you can't remember anything after drinking Mengpo soup. I will come to pay respects to you at midnight tomorrow night. You just need to be ready and wait for me at home." The voice came in from the window. , the doctor on the sofa has disappeared.

"You make your words clear before you go, damn it!"

What is this!

Chi Yuan's head was about to crack, he grabbed the phone on the table, opened the Baidu Supernatural Post Bar, and posted a post: What to do when you meet a male ghost, wait online, urgent.

There was a reply soon, it seems that everyone will be reading ghost stories most of the night... He excitedly clicked on "My Messages" to check, and saw the first reply: "You are still a male ghost, you are a female Right? What’s next? You can’t sleep in the middle of the night to write a novel, right?”

I'm going to your sister's house, and I'm still writing novels, can I be a little more reliable!

Then there were more and more replies, some of which were purely water experience, and some gave opinions, asking him to release two bodhisattvas to drive away ghosts, but when he clicked on it again, he found that there was a line of numbers at the bottom: Please add button for details buckle, affordable...

I'll go, he just can't figure out that so many people like it, is it just gloating?Sure enough, the network is unreliable, so it would be more practical to find a master to drive away the ghosts.

At daybreak, Chi Yuan went out with a bird's nest and two panda eyes. This time he spent his money and took a taxi to the city's famous "Shensuan Street" to find Master Zhang.

That Master Zhang was intelligent and witty since he was a child. He could recite the Book of Songs at the age of six and write poems at the age of seven. He was proficient in catching ghosts, capturing demons, and fortune telling. He Master Zhang can't bring down his ghost!

It was already noon when Chi Yuan found Master Zhang's office on the [-]th floor of the office building, and he was sweating profusely before he had time to wipe off, so he hurried into the elevator.I don't know if it's a psychological shadow, but he always feels a gust of cold wind blowing behind him, as if a lifeless hand is touching his neck intentionally or unintentionally... Chi Yuan's palms are sweating, and the soles of his feet are scalp numb...

Please hurry up, hurry up... the elevator is surrounded by mirrors, he dare not look at it, he can only stare nervously at the numbers on the display screen... 1, 2, 3... 17...

Fortunately, nothing happened, and the elevator stopped firmly on the eighteenth floor.

"Master, look... this is the ghost I saw..." Chi Yuan sent the portrait he drew from memory to the master, and handed him a cigarette respectfully.Due to a lot of hand sweat, the smoke was wet.

Chi Yuan University is a design major, and has some foundation in painting, so the portraits are painted vividly.

"This one..." The master took his cigarette and lit it, and after looking at the portrait, he put his hand on his big belly.The fat on his face shook twice in dissatisfaction, shaking up and down with the rhythm of his speech.

"This man can't wake up with squinting eyes, and his liver function is strong; his hair is thick and his body has a lot of hair; his lips are red and his teeth are white, and his appearance is gentle; his eyebrows are thick and black and strong like a dragon; his ears are big and round."

One head and two big, Chi Yuan said, "What do you mean, Master, can you say it in layman's terms?"

"It's a strong sexual desire, a long-lasting sex life, being able to keep the other party from sleeping all night, persisting until about 48 years old, and the quality is good."

Chi Yuan almost spat on the ground with a mouthful of phlegm, his mother, he is here to show ghosts, okay?Why does the world always misinterpret his intentions!

"Master, I mean this ghost...he came to look for me, do you have any good way to keep me safe?"

The master bared his sausage-like mouth, revealing the weirdly shaped front teeth, "Oh, so you are the one who wants to exorcise ghosts..."

Master, can you be more dedicated to your work... Chi Yuan broke out in a cold sweat.

"How did you meet this ghost?" The master mentioned the beard he had grown for pretending, and twirled it carefully, not to mention, the way the small eyeballs rolled really seemed to be the case.

"I met it at the clinic..." Chi Yuan felt his ears warm up, and his heart was about to jump out of his throat, "I didn't feel well at night and went to the hospital, and then I saw that small clinic, I don't know it was opened by a ghost... ...The ghost came home in the middle of the night..." He made a rough statement with mixed truths, and saw the master still twirling his beard, not knowing what he was thinking.

1 minute... 2 minutes... The master is still in the same posture.

Master, please speak quickly, please, Chi Yuan burst into tears, I can't tell you that ghost stabbed my chrysanthemum!Hurry up and don't be a fool, human life is at stake!

"This is a lingering ghost..." The master finally opened his golden mouth slowly, and his eyes widened immediately, like a dead fish, "Usually they are ghosts who stay in the world to fulfill their wishes... To fulfill their wishes, they will do anything, There are causes and effects in this world, he will not come to you for no reason, did he tell you anything?"

"He said it!" Hearing the master's words, Chi Yuan showed a joyful expression like Mu Ganlin, but then he became confused again, "He said he wanted to marry me...but I, but I am a man!"

"Well, it's not surprising, the reincarnation of cause and effect in previous lives is not strange..." The master let out a breath slowly, rolled his eyeballs a few times and returned to normal, and gave him a few talisman papers. "You take this talisman first, and come to me if it doesn't work."

"Master!" Chi Yuan took the talisman paper tremblingly, looking at the master with respect as if looking at his reborn parents, "I wonder if the master can come to my house, I'm afraid that ghost is too powerful..."

"Well, but gas costs are not cheap now..." The fat on the master's face trembled with a wretched smile, and the meaning behind his words could not be more obvious.

Chi Yuan gritted his teeth, "The price is negotiable, as long as the master is willing to go, he will never treat the master badly!"

"Where you talk, talk! Let's go tonight, safety is the most important thing!" The master laughed like a chrysanthemum.

After Chi Yuan left, the master's apprentice smiled and helped the master light a cigarette, "It's still ghosts, there are no ghosts in this world! I think this is not normal here!" He laughed and pointed to his head, and The two masters looked at each other and laughed.

"It's not surprising. People are under a lot of pressure now, and it's inevitable that they will have mental and psychological problems. This ghost is all thought up in their minds. We will do a few tricks for him in the evening, and he will feel at ease after seeing it." Naturally, there will be no ghosts."

"Yes, yes, master is still wise!"