[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

Before the party even started, Sirius left with a dark face.

Lupine was busy flattering Snape, and Snape was busy spraying Lupine with venom.Takasugi, who was the only one who noticed him leaving, didn't take this matter to heart at all. He glanced at Sirius' back that seemed to be exuding black air, and then turned his gaze back to Lupine and Snape.

No matter how he looked at it, he felt that there was an unrecognizable affection between Lupine and Snape-well, Lupine insisted that it was not affection, but because of his behavior of bullying Snape when he was young. And the resulting sense of guilt and compensatory psychology—but Takasugi always believes that such things as affection have always developed from feelings of guilt, curiosity, compassion, and gratitude.

Helplessly, although Lupine is gentle and considerate enough, his behavior and language can always remind people of admiration.But Snape was as soft and hard as a memory alloy firewall with triple insurance.When Lupine talked to him, if he could answer one out of ten questions, it was considered a good battle.If Lupine wanted some physical contact, Snape would have stared at him with dozens of jinxes lined up to throw at him.

In this case, when and when will the two of them be able to achieve a positive result?

There is no "troll accident" in the first grade, and there is no "petrification incident" in the second grade. This year's Halloween party went smoothly, and the little wizards expressed all kinds of happiness.

Harry and Draco finished their dinner early and left the hall one after another.Although they always put on a confrontation mode in front of the teachers and students, who are incompatible with each other and have a narrow road, anyone with long eyes can see the so-called "300 taels of silver here" - nothing else, just It's the mandarin duck suits that these two little kids are wearing today, except for the one black and the other white, from the tailoring design to the buttons and the matching of the exact same mandarin duck suits - all of which can explain the problem.

Ron was obviously brainwashed. Although he was a little bit annoyed at how much his good brother was taken away by the enemy, he just rolled his eyes and curled his lips.Turning around, he pounced on the long table full of all kinds of food again, and joined the camp fighting for vanilla-flavored preserved fruit with a hideous face.

The twin brothers who "love my brother very much" suddenly appeared behind him while grabbing food from the tiger's mouth, and they shot neatly one by one, and slapped Ron in the face and ate the cake with a "baji".It caused Ron to burst into a lion's spirit in an instant, screaming and chasing after two bullying bastards.

Driven by Draco, some pure-blood noble children who were close to the Malfoy family also quietly changed their attitudes towards half-bloods and Muggle wizards.Hermione and Pansy had struck up a girls' friendship during their Muggle Studies classes together, doing little tricks across the Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff tables.Hermione excitedly held up the newly borrowed "Three Hundred Advanced Beauty Spells", Pansy nodded slightly reservedly, but the same excitement had already flashed in her eyes.

Goyle and Crabbe tried to bring out the Gryffindor qualities hidden in them to the fullest. The specific expression is that as soon as Draco left the hall, they tried to put a piece on the fork, put a piece on the plate, and put it on the lips. One piece, one piece in the mouth, one piece stuck in the throat, the heroic stuffed cake.Blaise, who was sitting across from them, killed them several times with his eyes, but to no avail. Finally, he couldn't help but kicked them hard under the table, and then he was speechless as he watched the two fat men bite the cake with aggrieved bites.

In the teacher's seat.

Takasugi put all his energy on the two observation subjects, so that the steak in front of him was dismembered by knives and forks, and he hadn't even eaten a bite yet.

After a long period of observation, Lupine and Snape get along with each other except in mode one:

"Severus, don't always eat meat, eat more vegetables for your body..." Advised with concern.

"Who allowed you to call me Severus? And who allowed you to comment on my dining habits? As long as a wizard who has studied normal etiquette courses will not make such rude remarks without the consent of the person concerned Move, is it true that Professor Lupine from Gryffindor received such an education as reckless as a giant with hydrocephalus?" With a deadpan tongue.

"Severer... well I was wrong, it was Snape, Professor Snape. I remembered, really!" He held up two fingers and swore.

It is the second mode:

"Ch...Professor Snape, it's better not to keep a straight face when eating. I remember that the Muggle books I read before mentioned that maintaining a good mood during meals can help digestion..." nagging advice.

"I can't remember when I became so friendly with you, one of the Gryffindor hijackers. When can you use that brain that can only be equated with a slug to listen to what others have to say? And think more about it? As a Hogwarts graduate and professor, I don’t want to be mistaken for a muscular monster like you who doesn’t talk about social etiquette.” Anger began to gather between the brows .

"..." He was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer.

Or mode three:

"Don't stare at the students anymore. I know you are the Headmaster of Slytherin, and I can understand your idea of ​​emphasizing noble etiquette. But today is Halloween, and it's okay for the children to relax a little bit." He opened his mouth cautiously, advising him cautiously , Seeing that the man didn't respond, he added a few more words carefully, "Are you right? Sipu."

"Who is Spur!? Has your tongue degenerated to the point where you can only make the disgusting sound of octopus brain juice being stirred? Or has your life experience surpassed the age limit and caught up with Dumbledore's supposed to be?" Falling from the top floor of Hogwarts and smashing to the ground, so that the language function has shrunk to the point where Rubeus Hagrid can only communicate with stupid magical creatures with no IQ at all?" 360-degree full The azimuth-covering indiscriminate venom bombing attack was so powerful that it caused countless casualties.Before he could react, Dumbledore, who had been spat all over his body, was dumbfounded. He didn't even know what happened to the half of the candy he was biting, and the tall half-giant was so sad because of this inexplicable scolding that his eyes were full of tears.

"I, I... I just... I just think that Spo sounds very similar to Sif... Well, it's closer..." The voice of explanation became smaller and smaller under the viper-like eyes. The smaller it was, the more it finally turned into a dejected confession mixed with infinite grievances, "I'm sorry..."

……

To sum it up in one sentence, it is an infinite loop of "Lupine expresses concern, Snape speaks harshly, and Lupine shrinks back depressed".

After all, the contradiction between the two people has accumulated over time since they were young. Takasugi, who also fell in love with A Yin since childhood—well, they didn’t have time to love each other when they were young, and they killed each other when they grew up—can understand it very well.This kind of disgust that has been washed for a long time and lasted for a long time, not to mention transforming it into love, even if it is to be alleviated, it is definitely not something that can be done overnight.

Although Takasugi really wanted to do something, after reviewing his tragic history of pursuing Ayin, he found that there were very few love strategies he could use.

If you want to help, what you need most is self-improvement first.

Takasugi sighed.

"Courtship Strategies", "One Hundred Points to Pay Attention to in Love", "Catch His Heart", "How to Get That Person's Attention", "Elegant Flirting, A Good Way to Bring You One Step Closer"...

Hermione worked hard for a long time, but she couldn't help but look away from the books, and stared at the pile of books with astonishing numbers and even more astonishing topics in front of Takasugi.

"Jin Zhu..." The voice was extremely tangled.

"Huh?" Takasugi responded casually, quickly memorizing the key points from the book with the pen in his hand.

"Are you, are you in love?" Hermione recalled the image of Takasugi with the iceberg face and a certain red-eared woman pulling her small hand and kissing her small mouth.

"No." He shook his head unequivocally, turned over a page of the book, and continued to memorize.

"Then...why?"

"I'm just preparing to match Professor Lupine and Professor Snape."

"Oh, so that's how it is." Hermione suddenly realized, with a satisfied expression that her curiosity had been solved, and she was about to turn her attention back to the textbook again, when her face suddenly changed, "What-what!? Professor Lupine and Professor Snape!?" The shrill voice pierced the silence of the library, causing the little wizards around to look up.

Mrs. Pince looked over with a dark face: "No noise is allowed in the library!"

"I'm sorry, Mrs. Pince." Hermione stuck out her tongue, and her tone and volume fell back below the standard line of whispering again.

Luckily Harry and Ron weren't there at this time - nothing surprising, unless it's a month before the exam, don't think of those two guys who don't love studying going to the library on their own initiative - otherwise, their volume will only drown out Hermione The screams went right past Mrs. Pince's warning stage, to the point of being kicked out of the library.

"My Merlin..." As soon as everyone's attention left here, Hermione began to ramble excitedly, "Professor Lupine and Professor Snape? Why do you have such thoughts?"

Gao Shan's expression was indifferent, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised: "Don't you think the two of them are a good match?"

Good match?Lupine, who is gentle and kind and always has a warm smile, and Snape, who is always aggressive and sullen and poisonous, is a good match?

Hermione stared blankly for a few seconds, and found that the image of the two standing together in her mind was unexpectedly...harmonious.

"Besides, I don't think they ever had that idea."

"I know that Professor Lupine usually cares about Professor Snape very much, but because of Sirius, every time they talk, they break up badly." Hermione's eyes sparkled, and the pores all over her body were filled with tears because she discovered the "truth". Shu Chang, "Could it be... Huh? Wait... So that's the case! I understand!"

I also understand...

Takasugi nodded calmly.He had known for a long time that children in this world would speak incoherently when excited.

The author has something to say: So Takasugi’s red male (?) attribute finally came out after a long wait~~

Well... In fact, Harry and Draco are already a little obvious, but for the development of the plot, for the image of the characters, for the sake of world peace, the belly of the car is getting smaller and smaller (hey), it still makes him weird Attributes appear more violently! ╮(╯▽╰)╭