[HP+Gintama] Azkaban's house price is high

After being dragged by Hermione to twitter, Pansy resolutely joined Takasugi's pimping camp.

It is not easy to match a pair of enemies, but it is even more difficult to ease the relationship between a stubborn, poisonous, proud, and cunning Slytherin and an apologetic Gryffindor.

The first step is to know yourself and your enemy.

"To resolve the grievances between two people, we must first understand the specific content of their 'grievances'." Takasugi's eyelashes were half drooping, and he said while thinking, "Professor Lupine and Professor Snape are alumni, right?"

Hermione nodded, "Yes, they used to be students of the same class at Hogwarts. It's just that Professor Lupine is Gryffindor, and Professor Snape is Slytherin."

"Lupine is a good friend of Harry's parents and has always taken good care of you." Gao Shan looked at Hermione, paused, and shifted his gaze to Pansy, "And you are a student of Slytherin."

With the help of the gossip fire, the brains of the two girls were running fast.

"I'll find a time to find Professor Lupine, and pretend to casually ask about the past." Hermione smiled, showing a row of white teeth, eager to try.

"Although Slytherins are not used to prying into other people's privacy." Pansy covered half of his face with a fan, hiding the sly Slytherin look, "but Draco is Professor Snape's godson, from this If you start from an angle... I can try it."

So a consensus was reached.

Hermione took Lupin's route, Pansy took Snape's route, and Takasugi continued to go to the library.

It came out two days later.

Hermione was dejected: "Professor Lupine sighed and shook his head and prepared for a long time with a gloomy expression, but in the end he still didn't say anything, only telling me that it was their adult's problem."

Pansy's face was pale: "Draco only knew that Professor Snape didn't like the four hijackers all the time, but he didn't know the reason... Forget it, when I spied on Draco, I was bumped into by Professor Snape, Then he fined me very gracefully for copying the Slytherin Rules five hundred times..."

Gao Shan raised his head from the pile of books, and gave a faint "oh".

Die before leaving the teacher - of course it is impossible.

Takasugi, who was born as a conspirator, never put all his eggs in the same basket. Even if he was a pimp, he had to be as numerous and well-planned as he was when he led Kibei.Hermione and Pansy ran to spy on the news, and he found Harry on the other end.When the kind and enthusiastic green-eyed lion cub first heard that Takasugi planned to match Lupine and Snape, although he was surprised, he did not object, and even actively owled Sirius, trying to pry some "" from his godfather's mouth. That year's event".

Unexpectedly, Sirius was too cooperative.The letter Hedwig brought back has both fronts and backs. It is full of more than 20 pages, and even the ultra-detailed incident that Snape robbed the toilet with him on the Hogwarts Express on X.X. .

……

The girl group combined various practical methods, language arts, and psychological groping for an espionage operation that lost to an owl of the savior.

The savior thing is so nasty ah so nasty - Hermione and Pansy's first thought after recovering from the blow.

Although resentful, the frustrated girl group easily accepts the news that the pimping camp has joined the new member Harry, driven by the idea that the fire of gossip is intensifying.

It comes with a small Malfoy who is obviously very curious but still pretends to be "no way, if Harry hadn't asked me to come here".

The letter Sirius sent was very detailed, and the accurate description of each fragment made his chattering image in Takasugi's mind stronger.After the four little wizards studied the letters for nearly a day (don’t expect Takasugi to help, although he has changed his gender, he still has the bossy nature of "assigning others to do idle things, and doing important things by himself"), they finally captured To the key words.

Lily Evans.

"Although I don't want to talk about the things of my parents' generation, from this letter, it seems that Saint Potter's father and my godfather have been dead since the first grade." Holding the letter with two slender fingers, Della Ke raised an eyebrow, expressing his dissatisfaction gracefully, "It's still for a... woman."

"Draco, that's my mother!" Harry glared. "Also, don't call me Saint Potter, you know I hate it. We don't know what's going on!"

Draco snorted coldly and turned his head away.

Pansy was well aware of the reason why awkward children need to be groped, so he stepped forward: "But you have to admit that the letter is very subjective. The content of more than 20 pages is about the reason why the hijacker was an enemy of Snape since he was a child. Your godfather Back and forth just one sentence - 'that damned evil Death Eater'." At the end, his expression was not very good.

"And during that period, the Dark Lord always recruited new Death Eaters directly from the talented and outstanding Slytherin seniors." Hermione thought thoughtfully, "No matter how powerful Professor Snape's potion is, it can't be done. It is absolutely impossible to be favored by the Dark Lord and join the Death Eaters camp early."

"Maybe Professor Snape is a genius, and he has shown his talent in potions since he was a child?" Well, Harry also knew that his reason was far-fetched.

When it came to respecting the godfather, Draco's eyes were sharper than at other times, and the aristocratic tone in his voice dragged longer: "If you think that the name of the savior can guarantee that you are the only one in the world A half-blood wizard who lived in the Muggle world since he was a child, congratulations, the data in the history of magic records that wizards in Merlin's era were rounded up and sentenced to death by the knights of the round table will drop to a new percentage."

Harry pondered for a long time without understanding the meaning of his words, staring into those emerald green eyes watery: "What?"

Gao Shan slowly turned a page of the book without raising his head: "What he means is that Professor Snape is also of mixed blood and lived in the Muggle world since he was a child."

Harry: "..." This awkward kid, will he lose his bangs when he speaks normally?

Well, even though he was still a little upset, Harry understood what Draco meant.

Harry is also a half-breed and has lived in the Muggle world since he was a child.Known as the "Savior" by people, when he first entered the first grade, he didn't even know what Quidditch was.Even if Professor Snape is a genius, he doesn't think that Professor Snape can be much better than himself when the effect of external force is completely unequal to the effect of internal force.

So the possibility of Professor Snape joining the Death Eaters in his first year is zero.There's also zero chance that the hijackers didn't get along with him because "he's a damn evil Death Eater".

After a long detour, Harry sadly accepted the conclusion that his mother had become a troublemaker in the first grade.

"If you know the reason for their quarrel, you can start to act." Gao Shan said, "The second step is to borrow flowers to offer Buddha."

Gift giving has always been a good way to pursue lovers and enemies while away from home.

And for Professor Snape, who regards potions as the source of life and joy, the gift that satisfies him most is the potion materials besides potions books.

Takasugi then went to the Forbidden Forest and beat up all the visible magical creatures.Those who have grown hairs are plucked, and those who have scales are pulled off their scales. Those who have nothing grow are piled up and thrown into the bottle. They let bloodletting, cut nails and so on.The magical creatures in the Forbidden Forest were oppressed and dare not speak out.Takasugi also took special care of the hippogriff named "Dingchun" by himself. As a result, the hippogriff version of "Dingchun" was honored to have the most popular "Mediterranean" hairstyle in modern human society— —The hair around the top of the head has been cut off...

Draco's eyes, the son of the Potions Professor (Godson), turned green when he saw the precious materials brought back by Takasugi.

That night.

The silver-green serpentine knocker struck for the 108th time.

The only one who would bother me at this time was the werewolf from Gryffindor whose brains were replaced by bloody pus. The gloomy Snape threw a Silencing Charm without raising his head, and paused. , Continue to use the grades for the homework of the three houses except Slytherin.

Only the next day, when Snape, who was wearing a black wizard robe, opened the door aggressively, he heard a crisp crash.

Looking down, Snape just ran out of a bottle full of tuna kabab hair—thick, smooth, and soft in color with a touch of transparency—a good potion material.A note was pressed on the bottom of the bottle, and when it was opened, a somewhat wanton scrawled font appeared in front of my eyes.

"Dear Spur,

I remember you said a few days ago that some potion materials were almost used up, so I just collected some.

— Yours sincerely Remus"

There was no way of knowing Snape's reaction when he saw the ingredients for the potion, but since he hadn't seen him rushing to Lu Ping and throwing the ingredients and the bottle after three days, everyone guessed that the act of borrowing flowers to offer Buddha was still effective.

So make persistent efforts.

There are different precious magic materials, sometimes more and sometimes less, and the methods of handling the magic materials are very crude, but it can be seen that the collectors are very careful - in line with Lupine's image that he is not good at potions.

Different gift giving times, sometimes once a day, sometimes after two or three days, each time a note will be placed under the bottle containing the potion ingredients - the font is provided by Miss Pansy who is very good at imitating handwriting - for this reason Min contributed at least ten books of reading notes that were commented by Lupine himself. Harry pulled out several Lupin's hairs and put them on the paper to make marks. He made a compound potion with Lupine's hair in it, and performed several "cleansing" on himself, and put the potion ingredients outside Snape's room without leaving a trace of perfume.

Even, Harry and Hermione will intentionally or unintentionally mention some simple potion materials that Snape lacks recently before Luplane.Then watching Lupine suddenly realize, he collected it himself and sent it to Snape.

……

In the series of measures taken by the Pimp Alliance, no matter how doubtful Snape was, he had to believe that Lupine had given him the potion ingredients.After all, Lupine did collect materials for him, and he... Ahem, out of dissatisfaction with the lack of raw materials when making potions and the principle of not accepting gifts for nothing, he did accept them all.

It may be that the cannibal's mouth is soft and the hands are soft, or it may be that he was moved by Lupine's persistent behavior of giving him potion ingredients. All in all, Snape's attitude towards Lupin is getting better and better.Although when Lupine persuaded him to "wash your hair more and rest more", he would still spray the other party with venom, but as far as ordinary conversations are concerned, it is already considered gentle.

As the saying goes, slow work produces meticulous work, there is a saying that put a long line to catch big fish, and there is a saying that iron pestles are ground into embroidery needles.

"Persist in the gift-giving step for a few more months, and when Snape won't swear even if he hears Lupine suggesting that he wash his hair, we can proceed to the next step." Takasugi said.

However, just as they were giving gifts in a few days according to the original plan, an accident arose.