Those who write fairy tales are all natural black

Those who write fairy tales are all natural black

Author: Xi Ranxiao

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Ever since Tong Hua moved into Jiang Wuyou's house, there have been many more rules in his house:

1. Don't get into my bed in the middle of the night!

2. Don't imitate women's tone and movements!

3. Don't cheat the children downstairs to eat snacks!

4. Do not pick up small animals to go home!

5. Do not play games or watch TV without sleeping in the middle of the night!

6. You are not allowed to striptease in front of me, nor in front of others!

7. Do not brush your teeth before going to bed, you must take a bath within three days!

8. Don't go to the gay bar!

9. Don't talk to strangers, don't accept things from strangers, don't take strangers home, and don't go with strangers!

Xi Ran smiled: "Wuyou, you really have a hard life."

Jiang Wuyou: "Shut up! Who do you think is responsible for this!"

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One more thing, on January 2016, 1, the chapter is over!

Content tags: urban love, happy friends, sweet articles

Search keywords: Protagonist: Tonghua, Jiang Wuyou┃Supporting roles: Qian Yuanbao, Tian Qian, Yue Yisheng, Fu Yuhao, Qian Duoduo┃Others: Lighthearted and hilarious dark fairy tales, everyday

01 Gorgeous is coming!

It's unbelievable that Jiang Wuyou would fall into the hands of a stinky brat!

Today he received a letter, which said: I am Xia Chan’s younger brother, I know what you did in the summer ten years ago, after get off work tonight, go find me under the biggest elm tree in Central Park, City D .

The signature is: I love your children's paintings.

This is the origin of Jiang Wuyou's worries.

After receiving the threatening letter, he went under the elm tree in Central Park with trepidation, and saw the young man who asked him to come, and it turned out... Damn it!Boy, you were just walking ten years ago!

The boy who claimed to be Tonghua looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, wearing a rustic school uniform, his small face looked dirty, but he was filled with a smile that was more dazzling than the early summer sun in the sky.Tong Hua recognized Jiang Wuyou at a glance, and rushed over like a friend he had known for many years: "You are here, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"

"Hey, what are you doing!" Jiang Wuyou still couldn't get used to someone being so enthusiastic about him, well, think about the good, at least it can save the time for self-introduction.

"I'm the one who got hold of you, shouldn't I come to flatter me?" Tong Hua jumped off Jiang Wuyou with a smile, "Besides, you should be happy that I can take the initiative to find you!"

"Why?" Jiang Wuyou said impatiently, "I don't even know if you really got hold of me."

"I know everything!" Tong Hua looked at Jiang Wuyou with an ambiguous smile in his eyes, "Ten years ago, it was also a summer, and I knew everything about you and brother Xia Chan. The reason why brother Xia Chan knew It became like that because..."

Tong Hua deliberately stopped at this place to check Jiang Wuyou's expression, and Jiang Wuyou's expression was indeed ugly: "How do you know? Ten years ago, you were five or six years old?"

Tong Hua was still smiling: "This is not important. The important thing is that if you don't want everyone to know, you have to listen to me for everything!"

"Listen to you? Jiang Wuyou didn't realize that his voice became sharper when he said this, as if it broke.

Tong Hua nodded: "Yes, you have to listen to me in everything, otherwise I will let the whole world know about it."

Jiang Wuyou smiled wryly: "...Little friend, have you overestimated my uncle's influence in the world?" It seems that even if the whole world knows it, it won't have any effect...I suddenly feel so sad.

Tong Hua laughed happily: "Then even if your girlfriend knows you, you won't feel a sense of crisis?"

Jiang Wuyou sighed: "Okay, I promise you." Hmph, when the time comes, I will contact the parents of this dead brat and ask them to go back and discipline them properly.

Tong Hua was taken aback for a moment, and then seemed a little disappointed: "You really have a girlfriend."

Jiang Wuyou: "...Are you talking nonsense just now? Although I don't have a girlfriend, why are you acting like you saw the 'Ten Incredible Events in the World'?"

"Of course it's not nonsense, at least it's not about you listening to me!" Tong Hua smiled even more happily, "From today onwards, I will live in your house!"

Jiang Wuyou: "..."

Jiang Wuyou asked: "What about your own home! If you don't go home, won't your parents worry?"

Tong Hua still smiled: "No, because they are already dead."

It seems that this is still a brat who lacks discipline.

Grasping the tail of June, summer is here, Tong Hua is here, and Jiang Wuyou's bitter days are also coming.

This is really in line with what he said about hurting his friend Tian Qian, Jiang Wuyou, Jiang Wuyou, you can only be worry-free if you are about to die...

Originally, Jiang Wuyou didn't think that a young kid could really pose any threat to him. As soon as he left Central Park, he stopped a taxi and ran away. Tong Hua chased after him, and finally disappeared in the rearview mirror.

But at seven or eight o'clock that night, Tong Hua stood at the door of Jiang Wuyou's house and rang the doorbell.Also, if this brat doesn't know the address of Jiang Wuyou's home, how did he send the letter.

In line with the basic principle of staying out of business and not causing trouble, Jiang Wuyou ignored Tong Hua who rang the doorbell, but Tong Hua stopped after pressing the doorbell a few times.

But Jiang Wuyou was worried, it was so late, is it safe for a child to be outside alone?

As soon as he thought of this, Jiang Wuyou shook his head again to wake himself up. He was a stinky brat holding onto him, so he would feel more at ease if something happened to him!

But this kind of thought made Jiang Wuyou feel that he was naive, why did he compete with a child?

He is not a vicious guy, at least Jiang Wuyou thinks so.

After a while, Jiang Wuyou, who was afraid that there would be a news about an underage child dying of starvation in the corridor of a residential building in the newspaper tomorrow, opened the door to check, but he really saw Tong Hua sitting on the steps of his own door. As soon as he opened the door, There was a smile on his face.

Jiang Wuyou snorted and closed the door. One minute later, Tong Hua saw bread, mineral water, ham sausage and other food being thrown out through the crack of the door.

The doorbell didn't ring again, Jiang Wuyou slept soundly that night.

However, when Jiang Wuyou arrived at the pastry room in the early morning of the next day, his head got even bigger. The girl at the front desk of the kitchen came in with a laughing Tong Hua.

The little girl at the front desk said coyly: "Brother Jiang, this child said he is your...your illegitimate child, and he came to look for relatives."

Fortunately, the girl at the front desk lowered her voice on purpose, so the customers in the store didn't hear it. Jiang Wuyou dismissed the girl at the front desk on the grounds that Tong Hua was actually a relative's child, and then looked at the brat helplessly: "Tell me what exactly you want?"

"Listen, no matter how you know what happened ten years ago, and no matter how you found me, it's been ten years anyway, who will believe me if I don't admit it? So your reason for threatening me is too naive gone."

Tong Hua, who was stuck in the corner of the kitchen, was still laughing, as if the person being taught a lesson was not herself. Tong Hua stretched out her index finger and poked Jiang Wuyou's heart: "It doesn't matter if no one will believe it. alright."

Jiang Wuyou was speechless, and the other party was a little devil.

Tong Hua's eyes seemed to have turned into a bottomless abyss: "How did I know this...it's a secret, so please have a little self-awareness as a poor bastard who is caught by someone, okay, worry-free .”

Jiang Wuyou said: "Then trouble yourself to be a little childish, okay? First of all, you shouldn't call me that."

Tong Hua smiled: "Then I should call you uncle?"

Jiang Wuyou said: "No, I'm not that old yet."

Tong Hua made a fuss on purpose: "Brother~Brother~"

It was the first time for Jiang Wuyou to see a boy acting like a baby. Even though the scene was completely harmless, he still had goosebumps all over his body, and finally compromised: "Forget it, you should call me Wuyou." The guy who knows how to call people names well, hey!

"Then I can go to live with you too?"

"No."

"But...but I'm so pitiful. Not only do I have no parents, but I don't even have a place to live at night. My brother gave me this suit because my brother couldn't fit it..."

Jiang Wuyou said sternly, "Believe it or not, I sent you to the police station?"

Tong Hua turned and left the kitchen, and started to shout in front of the customers in the West Point room and the girl at the front desk: "Jiang Wuyou, male, 30 years old, he committed too many crimes when he was young and accidentally became my father. I am single, and now I come to recognize my relatives and want to deny it, please kindly brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts to testify for me!"

Jiang Wuyou: "..."

The customers had never seen such an interesting thing before, and everyone who was forced to become 'good-hearted people' all looked at Jiang Wuyou, who was huddled in the corner with a shocked expression.

The extremely helpless Jiang Wuyou gritted his teeth and walked up to the disdainful eyes of the customers, poked Tong Hua on the back, and whispered, "Just let you live, please don't make trouble here, okay?"

Well, facing the brat, he compromised, he was really no match for this brat.

Once Tong Hua heard that he had accomplished his goal, he shouted loudly again: "All kind brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, my second uncle has already agreed to let me play at his house, thank you all, and you don't need to look at me with disdainful eyes anymore. My second uncle!"

Jiang Wuyou: "..." This changed too quickly