Those who write fairy tales are all natural black

Let's go!

Tong Hua hugged Jiang Wuyou's arm contentedly: "Second Uncle, you have to get off work early today, people are still waiting to go to your house!"

Jiang Wuyou, on the other hand, squeezed out a frightening smile under the watchful eyes of the customers in the room and the little girl at the front desk.

Tong Hua finally got his wish and lived in Jiang Wuyou's house. Although it was only a small and crowded house, Tong Hua was relaxed and happy. He poked the sofa and touched the shoe cabinet, not even letting go of the doors and windows. , as if he came not to a residence but to a museum.

"Now can I ask why you have to live in my house?"

Jiang Wuyou once guessed many possibilities, but obviously none of them are valid. He is a pauper, even if Tong Hua is a robber or a thief, he wouldn't be eyeing him, and he really doesn't look like he is quarreling with his parents. A middle school student who ran away from home, because just by looking at his appearance, even a primary school student would have a higher intelligence than him.So who is he?Why rely on yourself?Could it be that it really has something to do with Xia Chan...

"Of course I came here to live with you!" Tong Hua smiled silly, "I like you, I have liked you since ten years ago!"

Jiang Wuyou: "...Are you planning to tell a story about the sins committed ten years ago?"

"Of course not, I'm going to see where is suitable for my room." Tong Hua seemed very excited, "If there is no room for me, I can justifiably live in the same room with you!"

"Please sleep in the living room, thank you." Jiang Wuyou said this from the bottom of his heart, after all, there really is no spare room in this house.

Tong Hua licked her lips: "Then at least give me a pillow and bedding, even if it's someone you used, I don't mind!"

Jiang Wuyou felt very headache: "Why are you so persistent?"

Tong Hua pursed her lips and smiled: "I said it all, I like you!"

"..." Jiang Wuyou simply changed the subject, "Since you said you know Xia Chan, tell me about him."

Tong Hua looked helpless: "Why do you think that I will tell the story of my love rival in front of you, even if Brother Xia Chan is very, very good to me, I can't do it."

Jiang Wuyou was taken aback for a moment: "What rival in love?"

Tong Hua said word by word: "You like him."

This is an affirmation.

Jiang Wuyou: "..."

Tong Hua smiled and said: "Don't worry dear, I will make you like me more than Brother Xia Chan!"

Jiang Wuyou: "Can I ask you something?"

Tong Hua: "What?"

Jiang Wuyou: "Please don't be silly, otherwise I really want to jump out of my window, thank you."

Tong Hua looked serious: "I won't live alone even if you die!"

Jiang Wuyou: "..." This is An Ning who can't even die, isn't it!

Jiang Wuyou bought Tong Hua's quilts now. He was already in financial difficulties this month, and now that he has wasted so much money, he simply doesn't want to live.Of course, before he decided to buy a new quilt, Tong Hua suggested that he didn't mind if he could share the same bed and quilt, so he increased Jiang Wuyou's determination to buy a new quilt.

At night, Tong Hua was still tormenting people in his ears: "Honey, do you really don't want to sleep with me? I can tell you ghost stories and kill chickens for you!"

"I'd rather die then."

"Then I will accompany you!"

"..."

Jiang Wuyou is facing a breakdown, you know, facing such a beautiful woman from morning to night... Ah no, a blue face is a disaster, and a mental breakdown will happen sooner or later!

Since then, there has been one more man in the world who is afraid to go home.

In the past two days, whenever Jiang Wuyou pushed open the door of his house, a mini biochemical weapon would lick his saliva and pounce on him, shouting at the same time: "Wuyou, you are finally back, let's have a reunion kiss!"

Jiang Wuyou covered Tong Hua's head with his hands, so that he would not be hugged down to his waist by an over-enthusiastic hug.

Every day when he goes home, he will be very enthusiastically asked for a reunion kiss by this clown, so while he has a splitting headache, he also has to worry about his integrity... although he never cared about this before.

Jiang Wuyou looked up and down Tong Hua whose clothes were dirty no matter how they were cleaned: "Why haven't you changed your school uniform yet?"

Tong Hua said: "Because Brother Xia Chan gave it to me, and... don't you like subduing Play?"

Jiang Wuyou: "..." What kind of uniform is a middle school boy's sportswear? Play!

No, that's not the problem!Jiang Wuyou was taken aback by the complaints in his heart, this is the posture of being brainwashed by Xiongzi Tonghua!

By the way, this kid has no blood relationship with me, okay? Does it count as wearing a cuckold?

"Tong Hua, how about we discuss something?" Jiang Wuyou tried to keep a certain distance from the excited creature in front of him, and walked to the sofa, "Didn't you say that you would pay the rent, but why do you stay at home all day long?" The money? Why don’t you go out and find a job?”

That's right, if he staggered the time to go home like this, Jiang Wuyou wouldn't have to worry about it every day.

Tong Hua made a fuss on purpose: "Didn't it be agreed that you would be responsible for earning money to support the family and I would be responsible for the beauty~ My dear, did you forget?"

"When? We didn't agree on such a thing at all!" Jiang Wuyou tried hard to suppress his urge to beat someone up, "Also, didn't we agree that we are not allowed to speak like women!"

Tong Hua rolled her eyeballs and showed a treacherous smile: "I see, you think you feel lonely, empty and cold when you don't see me during the day...then why don't you let me work in your pastry room, so that I can have a meal every day?" I see you all the time!"

Jiang Wuyou: "..."

Tong Hua's big eyes were watery: "If you don't let me go, I will tell all about you, and tell the whole world what sins you committed when you were young, and how you abandoned your wife!"

Jiang Wuyou: "..."

Jiang Wuyou should have thought of it long ago, the male creature in front of him who looked like he was fifteen or sixteen years old definitely had as many skills as five or sixty years old!

Tong Hua blinked her big eyes and begged, "You won't say no, right? Right!"

"...Okay, I promise!"

Hehe, now even the daylight is gone... Jiang Wuyou sighed that he really did a good job of digging a grave!

Tong Hua is very considerate: "You have worked hard, Wuyou, please take a rest."

Jiang Wuyou didn't take it seriously. After hanging the clothes on the back of the chair, he sat on the sofa and pressed the TV remote control switch. After trying several times but couldn't turn on the TV, he went to check the main switch again, so...

Jiang Wuyou was very angry: "Tong Hua! You better hurry up and explain why the TV can't be turned on now!"

Tong Huaxiang pointed his fingers like a child who made a mistake: "I... I was watching TV during the day, and when I touched the back of it, it was hot, so I put an ice pack on it, and then something in the kitchen rang, As soon as I went to see it, I forgot about it, and the ice pack melted..."

"A TV is so hot! Wait, what are you talking about in the kitchen?" Jiang Wuyou walked to the kitchen with a very bad premonition, and finally broke out, "Why are my socks squeezing juice? The machine was crushed into slag!"

Tong Hua also followed: "How did you find out that those were socks?"

Jiang Wuyou remained expressionless: "Through the taste."

Tong Hua looked aggrieved: "I used the juicer as a washing machine..."

Jiang Wuyou: "...is there such a small washing machine in the world?"

This kid suddenly came to make trouble when he had the least money. After several days of torture, Jiang Wuyou already understood the psychology of those murderers on TV very well.

"Don't be angry, I will pay for it when I have money!" Tong Hua begged, "So, forgive me, okay?"

Jiang Wuyou was really annoyed this time, but when he saw Tong Hua's pitiful appearance, he couldn't lose his temper with him.Jiang Wuyou knew that he would get sick if he didn't vent his anger all the time, so he bypassed Tong Hua, went back to the living room, put on his clothes and went out.

"Where are you going!" Of course Tong Hua chased after her.

The answer I got was: "You don't care!"

After being tortured for several days, Jiang Wuyou ran away from home for the first time in his life... You must know that this is an honest person in adolescence.He didn't pay attention to Tong Hua, he was just a kid anyway, so what if he didn't care?

According to Jiang Wuyou's character, he would not be so patient with anyone, if he hadn't been in charge of the kitchen work in the pastry room, the guests would definitely be scared away by the eyebrows that were furrowed all the time.It wasn't that Jiang Wuyou wanted to frown on purpose, but there were too many things that bothered him in the world, so many people would want to take a detour when they saw him.

This is the first time in his life that he has experienced the feeling of long-standing grievances. After finally escaping from the clutches of Tong Hua's children, he certainly won't go home early.Get rid of Tonghua, and take a breath of fresh air, oh, life is so beautiful!

He walked for 10 minutes, and came to an unremarkable shop in Xincheng District. This is the only gay bar in the town, but it has existed for a long time.

Encounters, promiscuity, drugging, trading... These kinds of things happen here every day, but the things can be big or small, and no one wants to make things big.After all, it sounds normal to meet random people in this bar, go to any hotel to solve your physical problems, and then pretend or really don't know each other when you meet again, but in the eyes of ordinary people, how can you It doesn't look normal.

Jiang Wuyou found out early on that he didn't like girls, so he basically never met women. He didn't find a partner for a long time, and his father was really relieved.