[Comprehensive] Burnout Mary Sue

"Queen Mother, the Huns peeped out and plundered a city on our border yesterday, killing and injuring more than [-] people. Now most of the Huns are also showing signs of congregation. I think that it is imperative for the Huns to invade our big Han. Since you want to send troops to contribute to the imperial court, if you stop them, you will hurt the hope of the people, Queen Mother!"

"Your Majesty Dou is a bit alarmist. I told the Empress Dowager that this time the feudal lord wanted to bring troops into Beijing, clearly to defend the border of the Han Dynasty. However, it is easy to ask God to send God away. Once the war subsides, the soldiers will not retreat, and the siege Chang'an, Nai Ruo He, Empress Dowager!"

"However, although the soldiers of the vassal king are not necessary, once we fight the Huns, the capital's troops will be empty, and it is not a good strategy to leave the hinterland behind for nothing. Please think again, Queen Mother!"

"Empress Dowager, all my colleagues are in charge of the battle. However, the late emperor left after the first appointment of my great Han Dynasty. Everything in the country is ruined. It is really not wise to raise an army at this time. If you marry her as a princess... please learn from me, Empress Dowager! "

"..."

Oh queen, your sister, queen mother!The old lady is very annoying!

Tang Mian sat behind the curtain and complained.She felt that she was really wrong. Why did she kill Liu Che? Even though Liu Che died full of unwillingness when his ambition was unfulfilled, he almost vomited blood and died later. It was considered revenge for Qing Luan and Huang Zhu. But why didn't she think that Liu Che could actually give Liu Che such a knife, making him lose the dignity he was proud of, and he would never be able to do that kind of thing for the rest of his life. Maybe in the future, he could learn from the old Tai Shigong and be even more angry Governance or something.

Now she found that the world without Liu Che was indeed a bit different.

To be more specific, she forgot one thing. The original Empress Dowager Dou died in the sixth year of Jianyuan.However, Liu Che went ahead of her only in the fifth year of Jianyuan, and the prince Liu Ju ascended the throne and changed to Jianchu.

Dou Taihuang's wife added another word "tai" to her name, but her life span was not added.It didn't take long to die.So Dou's lineage also split into several branches, but except for Dou Ying, none of them were very successful.But at this time in the court, Tian Fu, the younger brother of the Empress Dowager Wang, had just risen.On her side, several relatives of the Chen family rushed into the court one after another to get a share of the pie.Coupled with the stalemate of other forces, it is really a headache in politics.

Tang Mian looked at the ministers below and said exclamation points one by one, almost catching up with the drama, and everyone felt that he was the most reasonable.

But if there is a reason, let it be justified, and in the end, a unified opinion cannot be formed, so it is up to the Queen Mother to make a decision, Queen Mother!

Tang Mian has worn a lot, and has been a high-level executive once or twice.However, the Han Dynasty had a vast territory, and its history was not very good. I really don't know where to start.

Just thinking about it, she realized that her legs were a little cold.Looking down - the little emperor pissed directly on her clothes!Seeing this little guy sleeping soundly with his eyes closed and his face looking comfortable, Tang Mian felt really angry.

"Shut me all up!"

she yelled.The ministers have long been used to her inaction, and often afterward, several factions will unify their opinions and send a memorial for the Queen Mother to stamp the matter, so her roar made them all jump.

Tang Mian thought for a while, then asked, "Which vassals are willing to help put down the Huns' rebellion?"

Seeing her question, Prime Minister Dou Ying spoke in detail.During the period of the previous two emperors, the policy of reducing the vassals had been gradually implemented, and the chaos of the Seven Kingdoms was chaotic. After all, apart from a group of kings who possessed the land and were arrogant, there are actually only three powerful vassal kings now.

"Let them all come here, but don't come to Chang'an, go to Dongjun, Hanoi County, Henan County, and help dredge the river."

"Huh?" After Tang Mian said, all civil and military officials in the court were puzzled, "Queen Mother, this matter about the Huns..."

"Those vassal kings are still able to use their troops. It can be seen that they still have some spare energy. Why not use them? The Yellow River floods, and the number of casualties is only [-] every few years. Why don't you care about this?"

"Queen Mother, there are priorities..."

"When the flood in the Yellow River becomes urgent, how are you going to solve it? Just tell those feudal lords that anyone who wants to come will clear the river for me and serve the clan. This is the best. As for the matter of the Huns, they don't need to worry about it. Although the big man was established as a new young monarch, the national situation is still stable. He disturbed the country repeatedly but did not attack the city aggressively. He must be afraid of it. I think there must be two reasons. Food and grass are not plentiful, and secondly, they are instigated by others."

"Here, who would instigate foreign aggression?" Prime Minister Tian Fu blurted out and asked, but swallowed it all at once, and the rest of the people also changed color.

He would instigate the Huns to invade the border, because he saw that the chaos would be profitable.If it is not the vassal princes and princes involved, it is a group in the court, or even planned together.

For a while, everyone was trembling and no one spoke.

Tang Mian didn't care, she just asked, "Is Li Guang here?"

"Li Guang?" Someone below did not respond.

"But Weiyang Palace Weiwei Li Guang?"

After a while of chaos, a burly general with a square complexion and bright eyes entered the hall.

"Chen Weiyang Palace Guard Li Guang, kowtow to the emperor, kowtow to the empress dowager."

His voice is forceful, short and crisp.

"General Li, I heard that you are very familiar with the northern counties, so I will make you a general of brave cavalry. You take a hundred thousand soldiers and horses to the north. If the Huns attack, you just guard the city and don't attack. .”

Li Guang was a general at heart, and he was very good at beheading the Xiongnu. He was happy to hear that he was named a general, but he frowned when he heard that he was only defending but not attacking.

"Queen Mother, how can this make the Huns arrogance in vain!"

"It is easy to win a battle for two or three months, but it takes five or ten years to defend a city. It is difficult. If you only do simple things, I will not let you go. I am the one who died in the war. The soldiers of the big man are guarding the city and protecting the people of my big man, and the balance between the two is self-evident, where do you come from so much nonsense?"

Li Guang choked when he heard the words.

"Han Anguo."

"The minister is here."

"Just be the general protecting the country and supervise General Li."

"I obey the order." Han Anguo was thinking to himself that Li Guang was frivolous, and his talent was not as good as that of the North. He thought that the queen mother wanted to make a fool of herself today, and she was quite critical. Hearing this, he felt sullen in his heart. Went half way.

"Take ten thousand stones of grain and grass, open the gates of Beidi and Shangjun, send a few people to spread the word, and go to do business with the Xiongnu, saying that one stone can be exchanged for two sheep, three stones can be exchanged for one horse, and eight stones can be exchanged for one horse. A fine horse."

"How did this happen?!" Han Anguo was shocked, "The Huns got food and grass, didn't they help the evildoers?"

"What are you doing to help the tyrants? Those barbarians have enough food and grass to fight, but when they are hungry, they miss my big man's food even more. Did General Han come to eat this morning?"

"I... ate it."

"After breakfast, would you like to have lunch?"

"I...don't want to."

"I've talked so much right now, I think I'm hungry?"

"I'm... not hungry." Han Anguo heard his stomach growl.

"Go to discuss with the Shaofu again, and bring the best playthings from the country, such as gold carvings and jade carvings, delicious wines and delicacies, all kinds of operas, beautiful women's sleeve dances, bring them all, and wait for the Xiongnu to have enough to eat. Let’s sell the exquisite ones to the nobles of the Xiongnu, and then sell the clumsy ones to the ordinary people, and exchange them with sheep and horses, or other things, so that they have a place to play after dinner.”

"This..." Han Anguo and Manchu Wenwu both looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what the queen mother intended.

Looking at their appearance, Tang Mian knew that they hadn't understood yet, and she wasn't afraid to explain: "It's said that when you are full and warm, you have to use your strength to attack me. Why don't you have it yourself? Good things to play with. Lots of things to play with, so discouraged, honestly not discouraged, and lost some strength. Besides, we got their horses, and they are afraid of us."

When Han Anguo heard it, he suddenly felt that there was some truth.It's just that I'm still worried about whether this thing is really useful.

"Let's try it, and it doesn't take much effort. I married a princess, and I lost face. But in the past three or five years, the Huns have torn their faces, not once or twice. But the Huns are ruthless and prone to trouble. When you see something good, you have the idea of ​​grabbing it. Once there is an accident, you post a notice saying that the market is closed for five or ten days because of some trouble, and let them make trouble. They really want to attack Cheng—Li Guang, at this time you go out to frustrate their spirit."

"I understand..." Li Guang and Han Anguo both looked strange.

Tang Mian yawned, seeing that it was getting late, and said, "In half a month, I will go to Hanoi County to oversee the work, and pass on a decree that the Kings of Hejian and Huainan will bring their collections of books to accompany me. Supervisor. If those vassal kings don’t want to come, who——Sima Xiangru, didn’t he just come back from his envoy to Bashu? You just scold a few words, the article should not be too long, it is best to be able to sing, discuss it with the Xielu of the Yuefu, sing it better, and then spread it to all counties and cities. Well, that’s it, today you still have Is there anything to say?"

Tang Mian realized that she had realized the benefits of "rule by man". Even though one faction was fighting with another in the classroom, half of the power fell on her head like this. Whether everyone listened to it or not, she still had to act like that. After all, she said that beheading can be beheaded.

Everyone heard her speak such vulgar words in the classroom, but it was hard to say anything, and it sounded immoral, but it seemed useful after thinking about it, so they all fell silent.Only one Wu Neishi came out.

Tang Mian saw it, and it seemed that he was in charge of finances.

Sure enough, Master Wu said: "Queen Mother, there are so many grains and playthings in Wanshi, I'm afraid the treasury will be empty, and people's hearts will be flustered. If there is a catastrophe, there is no power to overcome it!"

Tang Mian actually thought of this question too, but after thinking about it, he said, "I'll save all the money for building the palace this year and next, and don't build Shanglin Garden or anything. The higher-ups will save you a lot of work. Those craftsmen and others should go to the Shaofu first to help with some affairs."

"..." Master Wu fell silent.

"Queen Mother, if the palace is not repaired, how can you respect the state and promote the prestige of the country?" Another minister asked.

Tang Mian asked without raising her eyes: "The people are happy, why respect the state and show the country's prestige?" She turned and said, "Master Wu, I dreamed of a plowing tool the night before, and you can find someone to come to me later. Draw a picture here, and see if it can be used. Things have been dealt with a lot today, I am tired, and the emperor is also tired, you all go down first."

Tang Mian handed the little emperor to one of the palace maids and asked her to hand it over to Wei Zifu, and hurried inside to change clothes.

The author has something to say: Regarding the policy of the Empress Dowager Tang, that’s it ╮(╯_╰)╭It’s really a cauldron of imagination~