[Comprehensive] Burnout Mary Sue

"This, what is this?" Wei Zifu looked at the palace people who were changing their clothes, not knowing what to do.

I just heard earlier that Empress Dowager Chen Jiao issued a ridiculous edict in the court, which caused a lot of discussions inside and outside the palace.

Some people are waiting to watch the show; most people are worried about whether the big man will be in danger of subjugating the empress dowager when he encounters this mischief. However, a small number of people are quite looking forward to the success of the empress dowager's actions. After all, these edicts are unheard of in history ——Open trade with the Huns?Let the prince's army to dredge the river?

But as for whether the result is a success, no one dares to talk nonsense.

However, the culprit, Empress Dowager Chen, suddenly became low-key again after issuing a series of orders.Outsiders only thought that she was tinkering with those legendary "depressed playthings", so they couldn't help but be speechless.

Wei Zifu listened to people's discussions, but he only thought secretly in his heart.After she inherited her son to Chen Jiao, she only called her son Chen Jiao's son to the outside world.She thought that she would have to die in the future, but Chen Ajiao didn't kill them all, and kept her in the palace as if nothing happened.She occasionally heard about it from the palace people, and only then did she know that Princess Guantao and Empress Dowager Dou originally meant this, but Chen Ajiao stopped them.

Wei Zifu was very grateful, and he kept his duty very much on weekdays, so he greeted him sooner or later.She held back her love for her son, only looked at Liu Zheng from a distance, and never demanded too much.

However, to her surprise, Chen Ajiao often had people bring their children to her side and let her take care of them.

Although she only said that she didn't know how to take care of children and was tired of crying, Wei Zifu was flattered and served Chen Jiao more attentively than before.

So one day, Empress Dowager Chen ordered her to wear the clothes prepared for her, and she also let the palace servants wear them.

It was only when the pattern on her body unfolded that she was taken aback: "Wuyang, this is not the clothes I should wear—"

Wuyang is a palace maid who serves the Empress Dowager Chen. She saw it brought up from the Clothes Bureau. She is only 40 or [-] years old, but she is very organized and rigorous in her work.

However, at this moment, she was still expressionless: "The Queen Mother ordered, these are the clothes Madam is wearing today."

Helpless, Wei Zifu had no choice but to wear it. He thought it was the end, but unexpectedly, Wuyang asked her to cover her face again, and boarded a carriage at the gate of the palace.

"Where are we going?" Wei Zifu was worried.

"The county capital of Hanoi." Wuyang didn't hide it.

"Hanoi County?" She had heard a long time ago that Empress Dowager Chen was leaving for Hanoi County today, and it was said that she was going to supervise the troops of the vassal kings to dredge the river.

It's just that I heard the palace people talking a lot, saying that the empress dowager's behavior is funny and absurd, and only said that if she doesn't come, then let Sima Xiangru write an article to scold her, and ask Mr. Xielu to compose a tune, so that the whole country can come. Everyone up and down sang.

But outsiders listened to it as funny, but several vassal kings who originally wanted to take advantage of the Huns to gain some benefits gave up their thoughts.Although it hurts face to let the people of the country sing the song of scolding and ridicule, but it is expected that such an unseemly thing will never happen in the country, and they have come to the table to say that there are various incidents in the country, the eldest son is seriously ill, and the queen is dying. Can't get away.

Among them, the two kings of Wu and Yan had communicated with each other, and they had also opened up joints with the Xiongnu, which gave them many benefits and made them invade the border, so that they could use this to raise troops.However, I heard Queen Mother Chen's speculation in the court hall that there was a collusion between the vassal king and the Huns, which frightened the two vassal kings.I don't know if it's because of a guilty conscience or something, but when the other vassals refused to send troops to dredge the river due to an accident in the country, these two close ones were willing to provide some manpower.

Although it is not an overwhelming effort, it has played a big role in the end.

Wei Zifu was wondering why he needed to go to Hanoi County, but Wuyang took out an imperial edict.

"The empress dowager ordered that after going to Hanoi County, the lady does not need to make a sound on any occasion, just to see when Wuyang moves, and then order the eunuch to read out these imperial edicts."

"Imperial decree?" Seeing that Wuyang wanted to let her read it, Wei Zifu asked her to read it, but she was shocked when she heard it.

This imperial decree is about urging the dredging of the Yellow River waterways, which includes the lines of each waterway and its points of attention. More importantly, it mentions that if the dredging waterways pass through acres of fields, compensation will be provided according to the size of the land, and You can choose another wasteland for reclamation, and you can get rewards for opening up wasteland homes. The land tax is exempted for the first year, and [-]% is exempted for the next five years.

Wei Zifu was confused when he heard it, and knew that it was a big deal, so he didn't panic, so he remembered: "Wuyang, where is the Queen Mother?"

Since she let herself wear the clothes of the Queen Mother, and entrusted such important matters to herself, she made it clear that she did not want to go to Hanoi County.

Wuyang's eyelids trembled, remembering the note left by the Queen Mother in the palace, suppressing his anger, restraining his expression and saying: "It seems to be going to Beidi County."

"Beidi County, isn't that..." Wei Zifu didn't know much about the border affairs, but her younger brother just joined the army and became a centurion. He said that he was going to Beidi county.

"Madam, don't panic, the Empress Dowager has her own ideas, so she entrusts us to do these things, and we should do our part well." Wuyang said, but the corner of her mouth twitched, and she cursed inwardly.

The Empress Dowager said that her actions should be extremely secretive, and she even escaped from the palace in the middle of the night. Even the news of her being in charge of the palace was only learned this morning. She really felt that she couldn't keep her face. ——But to contain the feudal lords everywhere, right now we can only rely on her and Mrs. Wei Tai.

One month later, Chang'an and the original armies from various places converged to the northwest borders one after another. The largest of them was stationed in Beidi County led by General Han Anguo and General Xiaoqi Li Guang.

At that time, the Xiongnu had also heard from the court's eyes and ears, saying that the big man brought Wanshi, grain, grass and many beautiful women, good porcelain and playthings, just to make a deal with the Xiongnu.

The leaders of the Huns' ministries just laughed when they heard this, and after laughing for a while, they discussed their respective countermeasures.

On the one hand, they pretended not to know, but on the other hand, they secretly calculated and ordered the people below to wait. If the deal was released at the gate of the city, they should strictly abide by it in the first few days. So they gathered people and captured its town. At that time, most of the horses and sheep exchanged by the Han Dynasty failed to leave the city. At that time, everything in the city, whether it was food, horses and sheep, or even those "playthings", were all theirs. , without much effort.

Within a few days, gongs and drums were actually beating outside the city of Beidi County, and the soldiers started to do business.

Originally, these soldiers were apprehensive, but their superiors actually issued such an incoherent order, which would inevitably lead to a lot of trouble.

But what surprised them was that a few people from the Huns actually came. They bought some tentatively at the beginning, and there were some small disputes between them, but they were all harmless.The grass in the Central Plains may not be as good as that in the North, but the grain, rice, and millet are very popular. Even if they come by order, the Huns feel very good. After checking that there is no problem with the grain, everyone eats it.

As for the gambling items, they have been placed outside for a long time, and everyone is looking at them, but the price is a bit expensive, so not many people buy them.The soldiers in charge of these fences looked a little old, and they just leaned on the table, chatted and watched the fun every day.

A few people thought it was good, so more people came. For about ten days and a half months, the Xiongnu often came with horses, and this day they even brought a huge horse team. Change a lot of food and grass.There were also hundreds of people who came to replace the Majia food cavalry.

The soldiers in the county counted the number of people, and they wanted to use nearly ten thousand shi of grain, and returned to the officer. The officer said that there was not so much food in the city for the time being, so the leader of the Xiongnu talked with him, and exchanged for thousands of shi of grain.After thinking about it, the officer thought it was feasible, and counted that the food on the field was not enough, so he called the soldiers at the top of the city to open the city gate to get food.

There were indeed such things in the past two days, and everyone was used to collecting food from the city.Unexpectedly, the gate of the city was only opened this time. When the officer was about to enter, a sharp arrow suddenly shot out from the Huns' cavalry and shot him in the back. However, one of the cavalry broke out, chopped down several people, and headed towards the gate of the city. run.

The leader of the Xiongnu laughed and raised his sword to direct the other cavalry to attack.It turned out that this group was the elite sent by the Xiongnu soldiers in disguise, waiting for the soldiers of the Han Dynasty to get used to this method and take a surprise attack.

However, to his surprise, the soldiers of the Han Dynasty seemed to be undisturbed. Immediately, a man appeared inside the city gate, carried away the officer who had been shot by the arrow, and did not even bother to close the city gate.The other soldiers who guarded the stalls for food and grass did not flee into the city, but only framed the wounded and fled far away on horseback.

For a while, the Xiongnu cavalry couldn't figure out the situation, and they were all a little confused, some rushed forward, and some looked left and right.While hesitating, the leader of the Xiongnu caught a glimpse of a red light coming from a distance. When he took a closer look, it was a flaming arrow, and then hundreds of rockets attacked together.

The leader of the Xiongnu knew that he had hit the trick, and was furious. He yelled wildly and commanded the whole team: "It's just a few hundred arrows, which are weak! If you want to scare the courage of our grassland heroes, you will underestimate us! Charge into the city gate and kill us!" He doesn't leave a piece of armor behind!"

The Xiongnu elite cavalry listened to the order, but also shouted back with a long cry, and rushed towards the gate of the city with their swords raised.

However, what they didn't expect was that only a few of the hundreds of rockets were aimed at them, and most of them fell into the nearby game toys, and only heard the buzzing sound everywhere.

The Xiongnu cavalry were all rushing forward, only the leading soldiers were still vigilant, and looked around, only to find that the gaming toys were on fire.They had never seen such a thing before, so naturally they couldn't figure out the situation. In an instant, they could only hear the roaring sound resounding everywhere. From within a circle of game playthings, the ground suddenly exploded, shaking the yellow sand all over the sky, and rushing straight to the ground. Hundreds of feet high in the sky!

In the middle of this circle is where most of the cavalry of the Huns are located. For a while, the yellow sand swept across, screaming and screaming one after another, fresh broken corpses, wreckage and internal organs scattered around, horse blood and human blood splattered everywhere, like a devil Killing hell.Looking at it from a distance, it is also frightening.

After half a cup of tea, the yellow sand finally gradually fell down.

Soldiers came back from far and near. It was the soldiers guarding the food, grass and playthings who drove back the hundreds of frightened horses that had fled just now. These people were originally good horse breeders.There were also soldiers in the city holding up swords, guns and copper shields, and walked out solemnly.

These soldiers were battle-tested, but when they saw the scene at the gate of the city, they couldn't help but roll in their stomachs, and some of them bent down to vomit.

They packed up the broken corpses and found a place not far away to bury them.

In the yellow sand, there are already countless bones buried, some are enemies, some are their relatives, and now they can't tell the difference.They are destined to slowly weather over time and become part of this raised yellow sand.

Some people's faces were full of excitement, and some people's faces showed sadness. Most of them still had lingering fears from the shocking explosion just now, and they didn't say much.

When everything was about to clear up and come to a standstill, a horse galloped over from a distance, holding a command flag in its hand.

The man on the horse was full of travel and dust, but his face was full of joy, and he yelled: "General Li led an army to lie dormant in the northwest for many days, and finally found the Huns army just now. General Li succeeded in a surprise attack and successfully captured the Huns The army is defeated! Our army wins! Our army—victory!!!”

The soldiers on the scene were still in a daze. Hearing the good news, he couldn't react for a while, until the person who reported the news shouted again, all the people on the field seemed to suddenly understand, with ecstatic expressions on their faces, they threw away the tools in their hands, hugged each other, Laughing and crying over and over again:

"Our army is victorious! Our army is victorious!! The great man is mighty! The great man is mighty!!..."

The cry of victory echoed over the desert for a long time.

After an explosion at the city gate, there are cracks in many places, and I am afraid that it will have to be repaired in the next few days.However, without worrying about the front line, these things have become trivial matters.

At this moment, General Han Anguo stood on the tower, looked at the soldiers below with a complicated expression, and finally turned his head to look at a man in armor next to him, his heart was still shaking.

Under the gray-black steel armor, there was a beautiful face, and it was the queen mother Chen Ajiao.

Just a month ago, the Empress Dowager came to the army suddenly and began to make plans to defend the city and exchange food. However, there were only a few hundred people left in the city, but people still made people burn the kitchen smoke every day, and asked him to visit the city for a while every day. .

However, the army, led by Li Guang, sneaked out of the city from the other direction, and hibernated in the desert not far away.

If it had been more than ten days, just when he was suspicious, there was a sudden and shocking reversal today.However, the Empress Dowager Chen in front of her is still not surprised by honor or disgrace, she seems to be a prophet who has already made up her mind.

Han Anguo felt that he had known countless capable people and strangers in half his life, and he had also been in the battlefield, and he was ashamed today.

And the "plaything" that exploded, he had never heard of it in his life, let alone saw it with his own eyes.

Just as he was sighing, he saw Empress Dowager Chen suddenly handing over a note:

"Help me shout: Thunder falls on the Xiongnu, God bless the great man."

Han Anguo took the note, held it back for a long time, and finally yelled out a sentence.

The soldiers below didn't know the mystery, but after hearing this sound, they finally made up their minds.

"Thunder strikes the Xiongnu! God bless the great man!!——"

I didn't feel anything when I shouted, but when I heard the cheers of the soldiers below, and saw the army led by Li Guang seem to be triumphant, I couldn't help but feel agitated.

"...Empress Dowager, Anguo is really ashamed! How can you use thousands of stones, food and grass to perform such a clever plan?"

Tang Mian breathed a sigh of relief, her handmade gunpowder pack was really useful, and she guessed rightly what the Huns were thinking. Hearing what Han Anguo said, she smiled and said, "The army has not yet moved, the food and grass go first, and the food and grass are the first to go." It is the most important thing in the army. The idea of ​​exchanging food with the Xiongnu is too absurd. It’s just that everyone likes to watch a good show. I transport food in this name. On the contrary, less food is destroyed."

What she didn't say was that she still added a lot of good ingredients to the food for the Huns, so General Li was especially handy when he fought.Queen Mother, you can't say it clearly if you use Yin.

"How did the Empress Dowager know that the Huns would use such a scheme?"

"Their thoughts are naturally easy to guess. They ride horses, herd sheep, fight and sleep every day. The habit has been passed down for more than ten generations. Seeing that we have good things in the Central Plains, the first thought is to grab them. How can they really make a deal?" Tang Mian also thought that Xirong and Beidi were not very civilized at this time. Compared with the struggle between Qin and Han in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States since the Central Plains and Western Zhou Dynasty, they had developed a lot of wisdom. Their living habits are still extremely primitive, and they can be regarded as learned from the contact with the Han Dynasty. Some battle strategies, but naturally they are not as good as the barbarians at the end of Jin Dynasty.If you want to use the national probation policy or something, you really have to take it slowly.In addition, the middle school has not yet been decided, so we can only frighten the north and let them be quiet, so as to take care of the domestic affairs.

"The army is triumphant, let them eat and drink at night! Soldiers who have been on the border for more than five years, if they have wives in the interior, let them go back to their hometowns with the army."

After Tang Mian finished speaking, she shook her hand, saying that she was a little tired, and went to sleep alone, regardless of other things.

In the first year of Jianchu, the Huns were victorious.Li Guangweiqing was awarded the title.The world honors virtue, Mu empress Wu.

In the second year of Jianchu, the river flooded, which did not worry the people.Got several iron mines.

In the first four years of the founding, the decree of cutting down the vassal was enforced.The Quyuan plow was used, and the field production increased greatly.

In the eighth year of the founding of the People's Republic of China, the people of the Central Plains were prosperous, and the peasants were moved to the south of the Yangtze River to build a new land system. There were [-] mu for adults, [-] mu for women, and [-] mu for public land.Because the south of the Yangtze River was desolate and the people complained a lot, the Empress Dowager came in person, the phoenix moved southward, and the people began to move.Tai Shigong began to be a book.

In the 12th year of the founding of the People's Republic of China, Tianhu in the south of the Yangtze River gradually flourished, and silk and silk ceramics flourished.

In the 16th year of the founding of the People's Republic of China, Liu Ju was in charge.Respect the biological mother, Mrs. Wei Tai as the queen mother, and respect the queen mother Chen as the queen mother of Shengde, who is in charge of the south of the Yangtze River.

The prosperous age of the Han Dynasty began from now on.

The author has something to say: exactly sixteen even numbers, so perfect (rolling around).Well, I admit that the next few lines are my own invention. orz

The heroine is so ruthless... she's going to face the wall.