My past life was a fan of all men

That night, Mo Lang washed up in the bathroom after eating Mala Tang, and then flew to sleep on the beam.

The next morning, Mo Lang got up at 4 o'clock in the morning as usual, and rode his bicycle to Qingshan. At the foot of Qingshan, Mo Lang parked his bicycle and ran to the top of the cliff at high speed, because his mana was restored. Quite a few, Mo Lang was so refreshed when he ran, it usually took almost an hour to reach the top of the mountain, but this time it took less than half an hour.

After he quickly ran to the top of the mountain, he looked at the tall and lush banyan tree in front of him, and then stretched out his hands on the top of the cliff like an eagle and soared in the steep valley. Flying down the top, Mo Lang followed the waterfall, looking back in mid-air and rushing into the Wannian cave he discovered yesterday.He jumped down this time without shouting loudly, for fear of disturbing the spirit birds in the valley again.

This time he walked into the cave and took a closer look. There were blue-purple essences floating everywhere in the cave, and there were several thousand-year-old wild ginseng and ordinary fruits growing near the bubbling hot springs. In fact, even a juice can beautify the beauty of the fairy fruit.

In a relatively shady little cave in the cave, there are several plants of reviving grass that are rare in the world. This reviving grass has great medicinal effects, and it is impossible for people who study medicine in this world to spend their entire lives. Treasures, like flat peaches above the heavens, can bring the dead back to life.

The more Mo Lang walked into the cave, the more excited he became. He himself is also a medical student, but he is more predestined for Daoism, so he finally attained the Dao in arithmetic.Hundreds of flowers are blooming in this fairy cave, and the bubbling hot spring water is shimmering and shimmering when the sunlight from outside the waterfall spring shines in.

Mo Lang was attracted by the rippling hot spring in front of him. He reached out and took off the beige shirt he was wearing, and then took off his pants, only wearing a pair of light blue briefs , naked, he walked to the edge of the hot spring, just about to jump into the hot spring, but he felt that wearing underwear was weird, after all, in this ten thousand year fairy cave, there are not only flowers but also trees, and all of them are full of energy. Plump and round fairy fruit.

He glanced around, then lowered his head, pursed his lips slightly, and stretched out his hand to take off the underwear on his crotch.Now he was really naked. Under the reflection of the hot spring, Mo Lang's fair cheeks became more delicate and handsome. He stared at his toes and jumped into the hot spring.

Mo Lang, who was taking a bath in the hot spring, said, "This is what a national teacher should be treated like!" He soaked his head in the hot spring water, washed his hair, and when he emerged from the water, he seemed to be more energetic.He leaned his back on the warm jade-like bluestone by the hot spring, closed his eyes slightly and fell asleep comfortably, forgetting the time.

It was almost noon when he opened his eyes again, he got up from the hot spring immediately, walked to the poolside and got dressed, Mo Lang hurriedly wanted to go out, and he had to go to the alley to pose. It's spread out!

After descending the mountain, Mo Lang rode his bicycle to the alleys of the market.On the way there, Mo Lang named the hot spring that was bubbling just now - "Bibo Spring".

"Hey, my country teacher's life is good, and I don't have to take a hasty bath in a small bungalow in a slum anymore! Praise!" Mo Lang pursed his lips and smiled triumphantly while riding a bicycle, so enviable.

Deep in the alley, many young people came here early this morning. They were all attracted by the post "Down with the world's number one national teacher" in the "Fake Counterfeiting Forum".Many of them are netizens who leave a lot of comments under the post, such as "the most handsome egg and meat flower noodles", "quiet as a virgin", "I just want to eat spicy beef pot".

The arithmetic people who opened the stalls in the alley felt very strange. Why are there so many students or young people coming to the alley to tell fortunes today?Isn't it said that what the younger generation disbelieves the most is arithmetic?

The fortune-telling at the front of the alley has been done for some time, and already famous masters Liu, Yang, and Mrs. took a few glances at the students wandering in front of their shops, then looked at each other, and thought to themselves: "What's the matter with these students? Didn't it hurt to go to the bottom of the overpass to enjoy the scenery?"

"That's right! I don't see them coming to us for a few fortune-tellings. By the way, it's not the time for the high school entrance examination, so it's unlikely that some students will come here to ask for their titles!"

A few well-known masters frown, and I frown even if I blink.

"Students, do you want to tell your fortune? Come and sit down with me. I will check your palm for you. If you are not sure, you will not be charged." Master Liu saw a few students standing in front of his booth, and slapped them Said with a cattail fan.

Those students glanced sideways at Liu Xianren, then frowned in disgust and did not respond to him.

Some bar friends who came to see the "No. [-] National Teacher in the World" were really impatient, so a few guys made an appointment to play mobile games in the game hall near the alley.Many students also left one after another.

At this time, Mo Lang appeared. He half covered his eyebrows and eyes with slanted bangs, holding a half-worn bicycle with one hand, and came on the warm sun.

A woman looked at Mo Lang's handsome and handsome appearance, and was in a daze for a while.She stared blankly at Mo Lang, watching him park his bicycle next to the stall, then unfold the stall, and hang out his own white cloth of "No. [-] National Teacher in the World".

"Hmm! It must be him, he is really more seductive and charming than the photos on the forum!" She approached Mo Lang's booth, then sat in front of his booth and said, "Little handsome guy, let me do the trick for my sister." !"

Mo Lang raised his head to look at her, and the woman trembled in panic.She complained to herself in her heart, shit!Why can't I hold back when I see a handsome man? !But he is so handsome, women will like it when they see him, but... he is too young, a little immature.

Mo Lang carefully looked at the woman's facial features. The facial features are fairly straight, but the figure is a bit fat, and the double chin is too obvious. Mo Lang couldn't stand it anymore, and then he lowered his head and asked, "What's the lady's name?"

"Chu Ladies".

He glanced at the woman named Chu Mingyuan again, shook his head, took her hand, opened her palm and looked at it, the emotional line dedicated to love in her palm was messy and almost impossible In other words, it is destined to be alone for a lifetime.

Mo Lang reached out to support his forehead, then frowned tightly.

"National Teacher, what's the matter? Could it be that my life is in trouble?" The famous lady reached out and grabbed Mo Lang's wrist, and said with wide-eyed eyes.

Mo Lang stretched out his hand and patted her arm, paused, and said, "It's not a big problem. Dare I ask if Miss is not yet married?"

Chu Mingyuan suddenly turned from panic to shock from just now. "National teacher, how do you know that I am over thirty and not yet married?"

"Of course my master learned from Miss's palmistry."

Chu Mingyuan's eyes were suddenly covered with a layer of mist, and she choked up and said, "Actually, I want to marry too, but why do I always meet scumbags! I had a boyfriend last year, I thought he was good enough to be entrusted with for the rest of my life, but who would have known that Ye Kai, the god damned, coaxed me into sleeping with me and said, "I don't think the two of us are suitable!" I'll go! Just finished sleeping, He said just after sex, he..."

"He's really a beast! Worse than a beast, a rotten beast!" Seeing the woman crying like rain, Mo Lang became excited himself.

Chu Mingyuan once again stretched out her hand to grab Mo Lang's hand and said, "Excuse me, teacher, can I have a good match in this life?"

Mo Lang knew that she was born to be lonely and doomed to live alone. Although she lacked nothing, the only thing she lacked was the love she always wanted.

Mo Lang said lightly: "Give me 10, and I can welcome a peerless peach blossom for you!"

Let alone 10, even if it is 100 million, Chu Mingyuan wants to give it. Think about it, although she is only [-] years old this year, her figure is already out of shape. After a night of spring dinner with that scumbag Ye Kai last year, She was pregnant with a scumbag's child. She wanted to give birth to the child by herself, but the scumbag found out and tempted her to go to the hospital for an abortion. After she entered the operating room, the scumbag The male Ye Kai disappeared once again!

The tears in Chu Mingyuan's eyes flooded like the Yellow River's embankment collapsed, and it couldn't be stopped no matter what.Being cheated by the same scumbag twice in a row, she not only lost her love, but also lost her own flesh and blood. So far, she was heartbroken and overeating.

Mo Lang was also a little choked up, and he handed the handkerchief he was wearing to the woman's eyes and said, "Then you can come to my place where you live now, and I will arrange a 'Peach Blossoms of All Ages Compete for Beauty' for you." Attract the gentleman to fall into a dream" formation. "

Mo Lang followed the woman to the place where she lived. Seeing the woman living in this apartment worth 2000 million yuan, Mo Lang knew that she lacked nothing but true love.

The woman followed what Mo Lang said, and went to the store to buy some cinnabar and wind chimes, and then went to the flower shop to buy several peach blossoms that were in full bloom.

Mo Lang had set up a Ziwei 72-star gossip array in the yard early on.Fortunately, Mo Lang's skills have recovered, otherwise Mo Lang would not be able to help Chu Mingyuan. The arithmetic person who puts out this hexagram array must be a person who knows the Tao. If it is a person who only knows a little bit of Taoism, this array may It will attract more bees and butterflies, and it will only attract more rotten peach blossoms for Chu Mingyuan.

Mo Lang crossed his legs and closed his eyes in front of the altar, and muttered the term for almost two hours. His forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and Chu Mingyuan was sitting on the sidelines, waiting impatiently. Why did the national teacher just sit on the altar? Do nothing before?

Two hours later, Mo Lang finally spoke, "Miss, come to my side."

Chu Mingyuan who was sitting in a daze got up slightly and walked to Mo Lang's side.Just when she was puzzled, Mo Lang picked up the broom-sized brush in his hand, turned it into a sharp knife in his hand, and then scratched Chu Mingyuan's finger, a few drops of blood dripped from the round finger It fell down and fell into the talisman that Mo Lang had drawn.

Mo Lang opened his eyes, took a few glances at Chu Mingyuan, and then pursed his lips.He got up and placed the seven peach blossoms prepared in advance in Chu Mingyuan's home.Then he said: "Success!"

Chu Mingyuan hurried to Mo Lang's side and asked, "National teacher, national teacher, have you really become a teacher?"

Mo Lang reached out his hand to wipe off the sweat on his forehead, exhaled and said, "In three months, your true destiny will appear, but you have to remember one thing, if the scumbag Ye Kai comes back to look for you, You must never pay attention to him, he is an obstacle for you by this formation, as long as you avoid this, you can grow old with the one you love forever."

Chu Mingyuan hurriedly thanked Mo Lang!

"Although you are destined to die alone, my formation in the previous life can help the woman with the broken hand to become a queen, and it will definitely give you a good relationship." After Mo Lang finished speaking, he left.