My past life was a fan of all men

That night, another explosive comment on the "anti-counterfeiting forum" made the post that had already added "fine" blow up again.

Jingruzi: Laozi went to the alley today to find the handsome national teacher, and spent 10 yuan to ask the national teacher to set up a formation for me. o(n_n)ohaha~

The most handsome egg noodles: Virgo, are you really being cheated?Bai Huahua 10 is so cheap, this little kid with no hair yet? (⊙_⊙)?

Landlord: "Quiet as a virgin" Do you also feel that what he said is true? "I was a little scared.

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Quiet as a virgin: The landlord of Aite, he is simply my god!That's right, I spent my 10 with all my heart. Although he just sat there for more than two hours, I can feel that he is very capable.

Mo Lang is at home soaking delicious spicy beef noodles, lying on the newly bought grass-green sofa and listening to "Three Lanes of Plum Blossoms" played on the stereo, if you want to ask Mo Lang his favorite lyrics of "Three Lanes of Plum Blossoms" Which sentence in it must be "Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death to agree with each other."

He listened to the tune and lyrics of "Three Lanes of Plum Blossoms", and the memories of his previous life flew into Mo Lang's mind like thousands of butterflies swarming.

In his previous life, when he was 27 years old, he died of the epidemic because he rescued the people from the disaster. Before he died, he didn't have time to write his death letter, and he waved his hand before seeing his beloved one. .After his death, thousands of villagers worshiped him for his spirit of saving the people from fire and water, cast a golden body for him, and worshiped him.

Perhaps his only regret in his previous life was that he passed away too early, but it was also because he had benefited too much that he could attain Taoism and become a fairy.

He was lying on the sofa, a rippling appeared in his eyelids unconsciously, and a few red strands were turning red a little bit, he straightened up, sat on the sofa, and stretched out his white hands to cover his eyebrows and eyes , and then pursed his lips and smiled. "What are you thinking about? It's already thousands of years ago."

He opened the lid covering the instant noodles, and the fragrant instant noodles were emitting billows of white smoke, Mo Lang gasped on the instant noodles, then bit his lower lip and said briskly, "It smells so good! "

He was wearing a pair of boxer shorts, with his legs crossed on the sofa, eating instant noodles, listening to music, and thinking about the 10 yuan he earned today.

That night, Uncle Liu brought another small bowl of braised meat to Mo Lang. Mo Lang knew that Uncle Liu’s life was also very difficult. He could feel that Uncle Liu got up early every day to empty the toilet in the dark, and had to earn money for himself. It is not easy for her daughter to study Sui Sui. If given the chance, Mo Lang would also like to take care of Uncle Liu, not just Uncle Liu taking care of himself.

The school will officially start the day after tomorrow, and Mo Lang should be ready for the start of school. He specially went to the bookstore to buy some tutorial books for the compulsory courses of the first year of high school. When he was free today, he had already squinted a few times in the tutorial books. content.

Mathematics is simply scum, which is a piece of cake for someone who is proficient in arithmetic with the 72 hexagrams. Mo Lang can know all the stars in the sky and the formations on the ground, so how can he be afraid of mathematics.

As for the language, it couldn't be easier. Although Mo Lang still doesn't understand the vernacular, he understands classical Chinese, such as "Teacher's Biao" and "Peach Blossom Spring" can be recited backwards.

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After reading so many subjects, there are only two subjects that bother him the most. One is English, which is full of ants running around, and the other is the 5000-year history of China. Where does modern history come from? 【fall

After eating the instant noodles, Mo Lang flew to the beam again and fell asleep.

At 4 o'clock in the morning the next day, Mo Lang came to the top of Qingshan Mountain as usual, and flew to the Wannian fairy cave under the waterfall spring.It's just that it rained a little this morning, and Mo Lang didn't bring an umbrella when he went out. His hair was a little wet, and as soon as he flew into the fairy cave, he couldn't wait to take off his clothes and jump into the "Bibo Spring" to take a bath.

Mo Lang who was soaking in the hot spring casually picked an apple by the edge of the hot spring, wiped it with his hands, and then bit into it with big mouthfuls. The moment Mo Lang opened his mouth to bite off the apple, it splattered on his lips.Mo Lang said that the fairy fruit in this fairy cave is really a flat peach in the world, and the emperor who has been aloft for thousands of years has no chance to eat one or two.

After taking a bath, the moment Mo Lang put on his clothes and stood in the cave to look out, he could say with certainty that even though Mo Lang had been in the fairy world for thousands of years, he still had never seen such an admirable view.

The fairy cave is still the fairy cave of the past, and the valley is still the same valley, but after the rain, the valley seems to be more fresh. Some soil mixed with the fragrance of green grass and flowers blows in the wind, and the birds in the empty valley are flocking to each other when the sun rises after the rain. Flying in the empty valley, some birds are still pressing on the branches with their thick colorful feathers.

The waterfall spring flies straight down to a clear spring shining with silver light. With the winding water, you can see some yellow rice fields not far away. There should be a cottage in the depth of the rice field, and there are so few wisps of cooking smoke. rise slowly.

A rainbow bridge of seven colors is supported on the continuous mountain peaks in the distance. In the blink of an eye, the sun is projected on the waterfall, and a rainbow bridge appears on the green hill. Looking at the scenery in front of him, Mo Lang feels like He wanted to fly to the Rainbow Bridge for a few weeks, he stretched out his hands, and flew straight up to the sky like a big roc flying high, and flew to sit on the Rainbow Bridge with his clothes fluttering, it seemed that Mo Lang could feel it only at high places I am still the "No. [-] National Teacher in the World" who hung the pot to help the world thousands of years ago!

He sat on the Rainbow Bridge, puffed up his cheeks, blew from his mouth to the slanted bangs on his eyebrows, and then blinked with one eye, "I really like the carefree Mo Lang now!" He grinned The mouth smiled naturally.After some joy, Mo Lang flew down from the colorful bridge and ran quickly to the foot of the mountain.

He came to the alley on his bicycle, clenched his fists and said, "Well, I only have a little over 20 yuan in my account now. I must earn a little more money, otherwise I won't be able to give future generations a better life. Future generations, don't worry, what I, Mo Lang, will give you is definitely the best, and whoever is wronged can't be wronged by my future generations!"

Before Mo Lang had set up his booth deep in the alley, he was surrounded by many young people guarding the alley.They whispered:

"It's him, wow! It's really a handsome guy, I thought the photos on the forum were photoshopped!"

"It's pretty handsome, but I don't know if it's really real. That small sample, I've been to the kimchi country!"

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Mo Lang frowned suspiciously. He looked left and right, then glanced at the guy standing in front of him and said, "By the way, what's wrong with you? Are you going to fight?!"

Everyone laughed and said in unison: "We are here to tell your fortune!"

Such a reply made Mo Lang even more surprised. Thinking about the few days ago, almost all of them were sitting on the bench and were bitten by mosquitoes. Why did so many young guys suddenly come to him for fortune-telling today?He took a long breath, and then hung the white cloth of "No. [-] National Teacher in the World" in front of the booth.

All the young people consciously lined up next to each other in front of his booth.

"By the way, do we really want to tell fortunes?" [Squeeze eyebrows

The man glanced at Mo Lang, and then said contemptuously: "It's only 100 yuan, and I'll play with the little kid who hasn't even grown his hair yet!"

"That's true, it's just the money for a pack of cigarettes. If we are fooled, we will send the little magic stick to the police station immediately! Hahaha!" The man blinked his eyes strangely and smiled, so wretched.

It's just that they were at the back, and the people in front of them sat in front of the booth with their eyes open, and some of them left trembling, and some left in ecstasy. I can't figure it out, didn't I agree to come to crack down on fakes?Why does everything seem to be black and red?