Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Miao Xun woke up from the chaos, let go of Xue Fang's hand, and turned around angrily.

Professor Xue complained while coughing: "Little girl, you are reasonable, I am the one who should be let go."

The girl gave him a resentful gouged look, and when Miao Xun walked over, she quickly leaned over and cared in a low voice: "Are you okay? Go back and take some guide element. The ability to guide is better than finding a guide on the side of the road when you lose consciousness."

When Professor Xue heard this, he was not convinced.Who do you look down on?Is he a guide that can be picked up by the side of the road?Even if the director of the White Pagoda knelt in front of him, he would not be reluctant to go back.

Zanka reminded Miao Xun: "The stronghold was destroyed, we have to find a new place to 'open'. Also, 'Orange Cat' and 'White Rabbit' want to go to school, I know this is impossible, I have persuaded them -"

"It's just impossible for you." A voice came between the two of them.

Zanka exploded at one point: Turned around: "What's none of your business?"

Professor Xue showed his intellectual gentleness and rationality: "Miao Xun, I've been promoted, next time you can find me in the principal's office—" Take the can.

Zanka was furious: "Who is allowed to call him by his name!"

Professor Xue apologized humbly and never repented: "I'm sorry, then—Miao Miao, I can help you arrange schooling."

Xue Fang admitted that he was angry.Seeing Zanka fuming with anger, Professor Xue felt extremely refreshed.

Miao Xun showed no expression, and just typed on the terminal: "What exactly do you want?"

It hits the nail on the head and hits the core.

The smile froze on Xue Fang's face.

Eh... It's true that he hasn't thought about this issue, and recently he's just chasing after him based on his inner feelings.He didn't think it was strange, because for him, going deep into the dangerous den of the Dark Sentinel Organization was the same as breaking through the grass and entering the ruins. It was all about chasing the cat's footsteps and wanting to satisfy himself by masturbating.

Carry canned cat food with you, it is normal to feel distressed when you see an injured cat, feed it food, and want to touch it by the way.

Is it that hard to understand?

Besides, this big cat is by far the only Mimi who won't be afraid to run away after seeing him!

Xue Fang figured it out, smiled expectantly, and made a request that he thought was very reasonable: "Come and accompany me every Friday afternoon."

Zanka couldn't believe it: "Accompany?"

Miao Xun typed calmly: "What kind of company?"

Professor Xue rubbed the back of his head, and said embarrassedly: "Just...just masturbate to me for a while, to satisfy me."

Zanka raised his fist and was about to rush forward to beat him, "Dirty, perverted! You are shameless!!"

"Why me?" Five words appeared on the cold white screen.

Xue Fang opened his mouth and came: "Because it doesn't cost money."

Cat cafes are too expensive, and going there every week is indeed a big expense, and the breed of cats is not as high as Xiaomi, and the fur and ears are not as good as Xiaomi.

"Miao Xun, back away, I'll blow his head off with one shot." Zanka was shaking with anger, pointing the black muzzle of the gun at him.

Professor Xue felt baffled. It was just a stroke of the cat. Is it necessary to react so violently?

Miao Xun Wubo's eyes stared at him for a while, then he lowered his head and typed out a word slowly: "Okay."

"Miao Xun?! You don't need to be perverted for us—"

Miao Xun rolled the tip of his tongue quietly, the painkiller nailed on the tongue coating was almost gone, the pain in the bones and wounds pierced the sensory system like dense steel needles, and when typing, his fingers were a little disobedient:

"No, it's nothing. Just take it as a mission."

"But you've never been on such a mission!" Zankar almost wailed.

Professor Xue was overjoyed, gearing up, and couldn't wait to start right away: "So it's your first time."

That's right, how could someone spend money to hire a killer to come to his house and turn him into a big cat for himself?

Except Mr. Xue, a good citizen.

Countless fragments flashed before Miao Xun's eyes, broken and fragmented, mixed in the quagmire of memory.The more that person wants it, the more he wants to throw it away...

Anyway, he can't speak, no matter how cruel he is treated, it doesn't matter.

As the man once said:

——Did I turn you into a little mute, so that when I hit you, you would obediently stop screaming in pain?My dear little cheetah~

"Ah."

Miao Xun typed this word, and then asked Xue Fang, "What about you?"

Xue Fang admitted embarrassingly: "This... Actually, I have spent money to try many times before, but all failed." The tone changed, full of expectations, "But I believe that we will get along well this time."

Miao Xun didn't feel anything about his words, and wasn't surprised, so he added Friday's task to the terminal's to-do list.

"You should go." He raised the screen for the last time, and four black characters put down the eviction order for Xue.

Professor Xue's goal was achieved, even if Zanka put a weapon on his waist and escorted him to the power plant, he would still be happy on the way.

Walking outside the factory, the one-eyed girl suddenly said, "Hey, pervert."

Xue Fang turned around and asked kindly: "What's the matter, you want to go to school too?"

The one-eyed girl choked, "I, I don't want to!"

"Seeing that you are quite young, although your voice sounds mature, you are only seventeen or eighteen at most, and you can still go to adult classes now. Although you have passed the golden learning age, you can still enter a regular university if you work hard."

"I said I don't want to go, children want to go to school!"

Xue Fang shrugged, "Then what do you want to do?"

"I...I want to..." The fierce-looking girl clenched her fists, closed her eyes, and said with determination, "Let me replace Miao Xun."

"You?" Professor Xue was upset, "You can't, I don't want you."

"Why?" She asked urgently, "I have... more experience than Miao Xun."

The word "experience" is difficult to spit out.

Xue Fang touched his chin, looked at the little girl, and said seriously: "You have no ears."

Of course, the main reason is that he prefers the feel of Xiaomi.

Zanka let out a soft "ah", subconsciously hugged his head and covered the top of his head.She was indeed the rare earless person of the bunch.

The girl was silent for a while, and in the dead silence around her, she asked with a trembling voice in despair: "Do you really want his ears?"

ah?Need ears?What kind of strange statement is this, is it the internal slang of the Black Whistle organization?

Professor Xue didn't understand what she meant, so he pretended to nod deeply: "It depends."

Zanka raised his eyes, with tears in his vicious eyes, and threatened: "If you dare, I will take your head even if I die!"

Xue Fang didn't take her seriously at all, and waved at her, "Okay, okay, the little girl has to go back to sleep obediently early."

Bang, the door slammed violently.

Professor Xue was not angry at all, and walked along the road humming a little tune for a while. When he gradually calmed down from the excitement of "I have a cat every Friday", he found a terrible thing...

There is no public transportation in this ghostly place. If you call Didi Aircraft back to the city, it will cost more than half of your salary.

How is he going back? !

Professor Xue squatted on the curb and pondered for a while, and pulled out a note from the list called [Level 15-Yoshenko-Imperial Language Failed 2 Times] communication page, and typed it:

"Hello? Student Yoshenko, um, you've been studying hard to repent recently, so the teacher is reluctant to give you a third chance to make up the exam, huh? Want to talk to the teacher about the form of the make-up exam?"

Xue Fang pretended to be difficult, "Send a housekeeper to pick up the teacher? Well, I will send you a location."

problem solved.

Xue Fang sighed.Alas, as an ordinary office worker, you have to plan carefully and save every penny to...

Make more delicious rice jars!

Tonight is the birthday party of Yoshinko, the son of the federal energy tycoon.

Xue Fang was welcomed into the banquet hall. When he looked up, the hundred and ten people were waiting eagerly. The carpet was covered with flowers, the ceiling was filled with bubble balls, and the spotlights were so colorful that they almost dazzled Professor Xue's old eyes.

Xue Fang cleared his throat: "It's a good attitude to admit mistakes, but there is no need to welcome the teacher with such a big fanfare."

Yoshinko: "...Well, Mr. Xue, today is actually my birthday."

Professor Xue said logically, "Well, so I gave you a chance to make up the exam today."

"Thank you teacher for your kindness!!"

"Yoshenko~" Youdao figure rushed over, hugged from behind, and laughed loudly, "Put it on, wow, it suits you very well, super cute!"

"What?" Yoshinko took it off his head, and it turned out to be a headband with two plush animal ears.

The girl giggled and said, "Isn't it amazing? You can put a 'little green card' in it, stick it on the temple and touch the micro-current of the brain, and you can secretly look at other people's memories in class. I give it to you, just use it during the exam~"

Yoshinko took a closer look, "It's quite realistic."

The girl blamed: "Of course, this is a limited edition that I worked hard to get from Interstellar Internet celebrity Lubby. It's really animal ears~ There are only 12 sets in all Interstellar."

Small green card?

Professor Xue spoke sternly, and took the headband from the student, "It seems to be a cheating tool, confiscated, remember to take the make-up exam next week."

When he got home, Xue searched [Super Sensation Beast Ear Headband] on the Internet, and found the live broadcast room of the super Internet celebrity Lubby.

Lubby blinked her eyelids covered with silver eyeshadow in the holographic screen, "Baby, the batch of cheap hairbands that I promised you before has been shipped, and the production loss rate is as high as 60%. Thanks to my heart, I won't do it next time." Will definitely do it."

The comments frantically refreshed: "How many?" "

Lubby put up the link in embarrassment, "Just this amount, 50 pieces, if you can't take pictures, it's gone. You won't have one of your little sisters at the party, don't cry to Lubby."

Professor Xue rushed in and bought one, preparing to compare it with the one at hand.

Professional experiments should naturally be handed over to professionals.