Laid-off guide is a cat wife
Chapter 11 The Pure and Harmless Dumb
The next day, Professor Xue mysteriously walked into the Veterinary School holding a box.
Seeing the contents of the box, Hu Shuo was shocked and heartbroken: "It's not enough to go to the cat cafe all day long, and even bought two super-sensing animal ears, sooner or later he will commit crimes!"
Professor Xue was surprised: "You also know?"
Hu Shuo sighed, "Recently, this headband is very popular. It contains a low-end version of the consciousness memory. The wearer can automatically record the memory for 20 seconds. It is a technological toy."
His face darkened, "But you also know that a real 'little green card' is worth at least three months of our salary. This headband is matched with some shoddy small workshop memory devices, which are commonly known as 'red cards'. It’s okay to play, but if it is passed from person to person, it will inevitably lead to confusion.”
Xue Fang was thoughtful, "The principle is just to stimulate neurons to achieve the effect of short-term memory retention. It is not at the same level as the consciousness download of the green card. Why is it so popular?"
"Because the price is cheap, and you can 'bite your ears'."
Xue Xin's head jumped, subconsciously asked: "What?"
"Businessmen are very good at marketing, using animal ears as a selling point, and promoting [Animals bite their ears to swear possession]. And there are dense sensors on it, and it will indeed have a realistic touch when biting it."
"...Sworn possession," Professor Xue involuntarily touched his right ear, where there were scars from being bitten yesterday, "Is it the same for cats?"
Hu Shuo said angrily, "Of course. It's possession and provocation. Don't think about harming the kittens on the roadside."
"Provocative." Xue Fang showed a psychedelic smile, "It's so cute."
No wonder she pounced on him and bit him last night, looking very angry.
Grievance cat!
After taking it for testing, Hu Shuo came back and dragged him and asked in a low voice: "Where did you get it! One of these two is actually made of real animal ears, and it comes with a real green card. And I just put it on and looked at it." , the content of consciousness inside... is unsightly. It looks like a modified human pet abuse scene sold on the black market."
Xue felt confident, "Does it still have ears and a tail?"
Hu Shuo: "Have you seen it?"
Xue Fang shook his head: "No, I guess."
Undoubtedly, the animal ears on the headband were taken from the group of sentinels who had merged with their spiritual bodies.
—Do you really want his ears? ...if you dare, I will kill you!
Last night, outside the power plant, the girl's seemingly strange question had an answer.
Some people are engaged in the business of buying and selling sentries, and even become more and more courageous, hooking up with super Internet celebrities to produce "conscious toys" specifically to satisfy the curiosity-seeking mentality of the upper class.
Sure enough, he felt that the group of people last night didn't look like the real Dark Sentinel organization.
looks more like...
He paced back and forth, trying to remember the feeling.
more like...
He stopped suddenly and looked up.
—Like a fleeing animal in a circus, weak and old, bruised and bruised, struggling to resist fate.
Professor Xue is very happy.
He accidentally discovered some small truths, and he lived a full day today.
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Miao Xun turned on the tap, dripping water from his wet hair.
The mirror screen in the bathroom detected his face and automatically displayed basic information about the human body.
Miao Xun raised his chaotic eyes, and the fluorescent green words appeared on the mirror, flickering all the time.
[Reminder: You only have 14% of your mental barrier left, and if it is lower, your life will be in danger. It is recommended to seek help from a guide immediately, or take an artificial guide element, enter a silent room, isolate all information flow, and get a deep rest]
His barrier, like a broken eggshell, is full of cracks and can be crushed with a single finger.
Miao Xun squirmed his lips, read the [Hint] silently and slowly, and smiled softly.
He walked out of the bathroom, instead of entering the silent room, he turned up the music in the living room to the maximum, and the intense rock singing was deafening.
The eardrums tingled, causing a severe headache. He grabbed the beer bottle, took a deep gulp, and filled his stomach with alcohol.No painkillers, no guide medicine, he stepped on the floor with bare feet, swayed his body, went crazy, sweated all over his body from jumping, and soaked his vest, but it was all in cold sweat.
He was tired, leaning his back against the wall and gasping for breath, then hung his neck down and downed the wine.
Inadvertently glanced at the date of the electronic clock.
Today is Friday.
There are two tasks on the schedule, the first in an hour.
Blow dry your hair and spray it pure black to give it a little volume.For a white shirt, keep the first button unbuttoned, and put on a thick-knit gray sweater with half-rolled cuffs.Dark blue jeans, low-key color, loose fit, slightly ripped at the hem.Finally, I put on the shell-toe canvas shoes. The upper is aging, but the laces are new and clean.
He carried a violin case on his back and walked on the street. Anyone who saw him thought he was a docile college student.
The family background is ordinary, he is humble, he is always distracted when he walks, and he will immediately lean over to apologize when he bumps into someone.The broken hair covers the eyes, and if you look carefully, you will find that it is a beautiful face.
Entering the top rich man's apartment in the city center, the front desk looked him up, "Do you have an appointment?"
His eyes were flustered, and he seemed a little helpless. He made a gesture, and then took out the terminal to type: "Yes. Here is my number, do you think it is okay?"
"You can't speak?"
He silently lowered his head, his eyes were gloomy, he uncomfortably put his legs together, grasped the violin strap tightly, and nodded slightly.
He looks like a gentle, harmless and deceitful little mute.
The front desk felt soft-hearted, and began to blame himself. "Well, the owner of the 36th floor did say that there is a music teacher coming today. You arrived 10 minutes early, so you can go up first, over there by the elevator."
A little shy, he smiled gratefully like a big boy, took the elevator card, swiped it in, and carefully pressed the 36-story gold-encrusted round button.
The carved elevator door slowly closed.He walked to the blind corner of the surveillance system and stroked his bangs up, revealing a pair of rusty-gold indifferent eyes in the mirror of the elevator.
Picked out a piece of bubble gum from the corner of the jeans pocket, pressed it between his lips, held it, chewed it carelessly, and opened the piano case at the same time, and assembled the fragmentary and small parts into a big gun in just 15 seconds.
The hot fingertips gently caressed the cold gun barrel.
LunaA2 Combat Shotgun, with a forward barrel design, is more lethal than ordinary particle guns, and can easily smash a small aircraft in close combat.
It's his new favorite.
"Ding~" The 36th floor has arrived.
He shook his body before going out, but quickly stabilized, and walked over naturally to ring the doorbell.
Residents on the 36th floor are busy people. Generally, at this point, they will put on makeup at home and prepare for work. If they are disturbed, they will be extremely impatient and even swear aloud.
"Fuck, who is it?"
Miao Xun shrank his shoulders, turned his body sideways, exposed the violin case behind his back, and forced a smile towards the camera, completely shy and cautious as a part-time music teacher came to the door for the first time.
"Oh, it seems that there is such a thing, come in." Sullen tone.
The tightly guarded electronic door opened, and the super internet celebrity Lubby only glanced at his shoes and trouser legs, then rolled his eyes, "Where did you find the poor student, who wants to rely on my mother's money to subsidize the family."
The 2cm barrel of LunaA32 was raised silently, just right between the eyebrows of Internet celebrities.
Lubby broke out in cold sweat, "You, who are you?"
He chewed the candy and blew pink bubbles, the bigger the bubbles, the faster Lubby's heart beat, because at the same time, the gun was reloading, click, click, "bang!"
"Ah!!!!" Lubby screamed out.
"laugh."
Sarcastically chuckled.
Lubby suddenly came to his senses and felt his face was still there. Looking again, the sound just now was a bubble bursting.
The gun barrel was put down, the terminal was lifted up, a shy smile appeared on the big boy's pretty face, and the screen read:
"Suprise!"
Lubby breathed a sigh of relief, covered his heart and cursed: "Let me know which bastard sent you to make this kind of joke, I will definitely tear you alive—"
"Boom!—" He was blown away by the huge impact and hit the crystal coffee table without making a sound.
Miao Xun likes this gun.
Its bullets have a large caliber, and can penetrate the thick foundation on the face of super internet celebrities in one shot, clean and tidy.
The only shortcoming is that the recoil is strong, which is a little troublesome.For example, he now feels that the wound on his stomach is bursting, and the blood is rapidly soaking through the bandage.
Miao Xun took his time and went into the bathroom to wash off the blood on his face, and then spent 2 minutes to find Lubby's terminal and super-sensing headband, and put them together in the piano case.
Go downstairs and get out of the elevator, pass by the front desk, the other party waved goodbye to him, he nodded shyly, hugged the piano case, and walked out of the building dejectedly.
It's as if you've just been fired from a difficult employer.
Five minutes later, the real professional violin teacher went up to the 5th floor and found the door was open. He walked in suspiciously and saw a part of Lubby.
She rolled and crawled, screaming in horror and rushed out to call the police.
Seeing the contents of the box, Hu Shuo was shocked and heartbroken: "It's not enough to go to the cat cafe all day long, and even bought two super-sensing animal ears, sooner or later he will commit crimes!"
Professor Xue was surprised: "You also know?"
Hu Shuo sighed, "Recently, this headband is very popular. It contains a low-end version of the consciousness memory. The wearer can automatically record the memory for 20 seconds. It is a technological toy."
His face darkened, "But you also know that a real 'little green card' is worth at least three months of our salary. This headband is matched with some shoddy small workshop memory devices, which are commonly known as 'red cards'. It’s okay to play, but if it is passed from person to person, it will inevitably lead to confusion.”
Xue Fang was thoughtful, "The principle is just to stimulate neurons to achieve the effect of short-term memory retention. It is not at the same level as the consciousness download of the green card. Why is it so popular?"
"Because the price is cheap, and you can 'bite your ears'."
Xue Xin's head jumped, subconsciously asked: "What?"
"Businessmen are very good at marketing, using animal ears as a selling point, and promoting [Animals bite their ears to swear possession]. And there are dense sensors on it, and it will indeed have a realistic touch when biting it."
"...Sworn possession," Professor Xue involuntarily touched his right ear, where there were scars from being bitten yesterday, "Is it the same for cats?"
Hu Shuo said angrily, "Of course. It's possession and provocation. Don't think about harming the kittens on the roadside."
"Provocative." Xue Fang showed a psychedelic smile, "It's so cute."
No wonder she pounced on him and bit him last night, looking very angry.
Grievance cat!
After taking it for testing, Hu Shuo came back and dragged him and asked in a low voice: "Where did you get it! One of these two is actually made of real animal ears, and it comes with a real green card. And I just put it on and looked at it." , the content of consciousness inside... is unsightly. It looks like a modified human pet abuse scene sold on the black market."
Xue felt confident, "Does it still have ears and a tail?"
Hu Shuo: "Have you seen it?"
Xue Fang shook his head: "No, I guess."
Undoubtedly, the animal ears on the headband were taken from the group of sentinels who had merged with their spiritual bodies.
—Do you really want his ears? ...if you dare, I will kill you!
Last night, outside the power plant, the girl's seemingly strange question had an answer.
Some people are engaged in the business of buying and selling sentries, and even become more and more courageous, hooking up with super Internet celebrities to produce "conscious toys" specifically to satisfy the curiosity-seeking mentality of the upper class.
Sure enough, he felt that the group of people last night didn't look like the real Dark Sentinel organization.
looks more like...
He paced back and forth, trying to remember the feeling.
more like...
He stopped suddenly and looked up.
—Like a fleeing animal in a circus, weak and old, bruised and bruised, struggling to resist fate.
Professor Xue is very happy.
He accidentally discovered some small truths, and he lived a full day today.
-------
Miao Xun turned on the tap, dripping water from his wet hair.
The mirror screen in the bathroom detected his face and automatically displayed basic information about the human body.
Miao Xun raised his chaotic eyes, and the fluorescent green words appeared on the mirror, flickering all the time.
[Reminder: You only have 14% of your mental barrier left, and if it is lower, your life will be in danger. It is recommended to seek help from a guide immediately, or take an artificial guide element, enter a silent room, isolate all information flow, and get a deep rest]
His barrier, like a broken eggshell, is full of cracks and can be crushed with a single finger.
Miao Xun squirmed his lips, read the [Hint] silently and slowly, and smiled softly.
He walked out of the bathroom, instead of entering the silent room, he turned up the music in the living room to the maximum, and the intense rock singing was deafening.
The eardrums tingled, causing a severe headache. He grabbed the beer bottle, took a deep gulp, and filled his stomach with alcohol.No painkillers, no guide medicine, he stepped on the floor with bare feet, swayed his body, went crazy, sweated all over his body from jumping, and soaked his vest, but it was all in cold sweat.
He was tired, leaning his back against the wall and gasping for breath, then hung his neck down and downed the wine.
Inadvertently glanced at the date of the electronic clock.
Today is Friday.
There are two tasks on the schedule, the first in an hour.
Blow dry your hair and spray it pure black to give it a little volume.For a white shirt, keep the first button unbuttoned, and put on a thick-knit gray sweater with half-rolled cuffs.Dark blue jeans, low-key color, loose fit, slightly ripped at the hem.Finally, I put on the shell-toe canvas shoes. The upper is aging, but the laces are new and clean.
He carried a violin case on his back and walked on the street. Anyone who saw him thought he was a docile college student.
The family background is ordinary, he is humble, he is always distracted when he walks, and he will immediately lean over to apologize when he bumps into someone.The broken hair covers the eyes, and if you look carefully, you will find that it is a beautiful face.
Entering the top rich man's apartment in the city center, the front desk looked him up, "Do you have an appointment?"
His eyes were flustered, and he seemed a little helpless. He made a gesture, and then took out the terminal to type: "Yes. Here is my number, do you think it is okay?"
"You can't speak?"
He silently lowered his head, his eyes were gloomy, he uncomfortably put his legs together, grasped the violin strap tightly, and nodded slightly.
He looks like a gentle, harmless and deceitful little mute.
The front desk felt soft-hearted, and began to blame himself. "Well, the owner of the 36th floor did say that there is a music teacher coming today. You arrived 10 minutes early, so you can go up first, over there by the elevator."
A little shy, he smiled gratefully like a big boy, took the elevator card, swiped it in, and carefully pressed the 36-story gold-encrusted round button.
The carved elevator door slowly closed.He walked to the blind corner of the surveillance system and stroked his bangs up, revealing a pair of rusty-gold indifferent eyes in the mirror of the elevator.
Picked out a piece of bubble gum from the corner of the jeans pocket, pressed it between his lips, held it, chewed it carelessly, and opened the piano case at the same time, and assembled the fragmentary and small parts into a big gun in just 15 seconds.
The hot fingertips gently caressed the cold gun barrel.
LunaA2 Combat Shotgun, with a forward barrel design, is more lethal than ordinary particle guns, and can easily smash a small aircraft in close combat.
It's his new favorite.
"Ding~" The 36th floor has arrived.
He shook his body before going out, but quickly stabilized, and walked over naturally to ring the doorbell.
Residents on the 36th floor are busy people. Generally, at this point, they will put on makeup at home and prepare for work. If they are disturbed, they will be extremely impatient and even swear aloud.
"Fuck, who is it?"
Miao Xun shrank his shoulders, turned his body sideways, exposed the violin case behind his back, and forced a smile towards the camera, completely shy and cautious as a part-time music teacher came to the door for the first time.
"Oh, it seems that there is such a thing, come in." Sullen tone.
The tightly guarded electronic door opened, and the super internet celebrity Lubby only glanced at his shoes and trouser legs, then rolled his eyes, "Where did you find the poor student, who wants to rely on my mother's money to subsidize the family."
The 2cm barrel of LunaA32 was raised silently, just right between the eyebrows of Internet celebrities.
Lubby broke out in cold sweat, "You, who are you?"
He chewed the candy and blew pink bubbles, the bigger the bubbles, the faster Lubby's heart beat, because at the same time, the gun was reloading, click, click, "bang!"
"Ah!!!!" Lubby screamed out.
"laugh."
Sarcastically chuckled.
Lubby suddenly came to his senses and felt his face was still there. Looking again, the sound just now was a bubble bursting.
The gun barrel was put down, the terminal was lifted up, a shy smile appeared on the big boy's pretty face, and the screen read:
"Suprise!"
Lubby breathed a sigh of relief, covered his heart and cursed: "Let me know which bastard sent you to make this kind of joke, I will definitely tear you alive—"
"Boom!—" He was blown away by the huge impact and hit the crystal coffee table without making a sound.
Miao Xun likes this gun.
Its bullets have a large caliber, and can penetrate the thick foundation on the face of super internet celebrities in one shot, clean and tidy.
The only shortcoming is that the recoil is strong, which is a little troublesome.For example, he now feels that the wound on his stomach is bursting, and the blood is rapidly soaking through the bandage.
Miao Xun took his time and went into the bathroom to wash off the blood on his face, and then spent 2 minutes to find Lubby's terminal and super-sensing headband, and put them together in the piano case.
Go downstairs and get out of the elevator, pass by the front desk, the other party waved goodbye to him, he nodded shyly, hugged the piano case, and walked out of the building dejectedly.
It's as if you've just been fired from a difficult employer.
Five minutes later, the real professional violin teacher went up to the 5th floor and found the door was open. He walked in suspiciously and saw a part of Lubby.
She rolled and crawled, screaming in horror and rushed out to call the police.
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