Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Xue Fang has seen many cats eating.But it's the first time I've seen something as detailed as Miao Xun.

Take a bite of the fish on the fork, sip it carefully, swallow it slowly, chew it for a while before swallowing it, immediately pair it with two mouthfuls of soda, and stuff it with a piece of French fries.

Just halfway through the meal, the "cat" put down the plate and quit.

Start typing: "Will you be in your office later? Or do you want to be here?"

"Here?" Xue Fang repeated in surprise.There was a large crowd, and there was a lot of people. Although it was true that he had fed the stray cats in front of the cafeteria before, it seemed too suspicious to brag a cheetah openly.

"...It doesn't work here, and it's not convenient for you." Miao Xun couldn't be allowed to transform in public.

"I also can."

It's also too casual.With a sullen face, Xue Fang picked up the plate and prepared to send it back, "No, go to my office."

"Cat" asked again: "Are you fast? I want to go back as soon as I finish."

Professor Xue was poked into a sore foot, and recalled countless cat cafe experiences, and retorted angrily: "I will take my time this time!"

"Cat" picked up the piano case and followed him obediently with his head down.Xue Fang led him through the crowded cafeteria, the more he walked, the more he felt something was wrong...

The conversation just now...why does it seem a little perverted?

The current him...why is he like the principal who uses his power to rule the students?

Xue Fang was thinking about it, when he turned around, the "cat" was already ten steps behind him.

Miao Xun put the strings of the piano case on the ground, and wanted to bend down to tie his shoelaces, but he forgot his abdominal injury, so he straightened up with a hiss.He couldn't bend down, so he kicked his shoelaces away. After taking two steps, the man turned back.

Seeing him stepping on dirty shoelaces, Xue Fang sighed, and knelt down to tie them for him regardless of the two of them in the school square.

"it's good now."

When I looked up, I found that the "cat" was bending over, looking at him without blinking, very curious.

"What's wrong?" Xue Fang smiled and looked at him.

"Cat" put his arms across his lower abdomen, slowly raised his waist, and bit his white lips, as if disdainful.

Xue Fang stood up and asked, "Is there something wrong with you?" He wanted to reach out to touch the "cat", but Miao Xun avoided it.

"Let's go." Putting away the terminal, Miao Xun threw him off and walked to the front instead.

The principal's office in the administration building occupies a vast area, covering an entire floor—professor Xue rarely goes there.Most of the time, he stays in his original office. He goes out to the classroom, turns left to the lecture hall, and goes down one floor. At the end of the corridor, there is a small cafeteria in the department. It is a quiet place for middle-aged teachers.

The door was locked, and Xue Fang swept out a clean chair from the pile of books and copy materials, and moved it to Miao Xun, "Sit first."

He turned around to boil water to make tea, full of anticipation, and kept reviewing the steps of stroking the cat in his mind: first touch the ears, then scratch the chin, scratch the purring sound, and then attack the back...

There was a slight sound of cloth rubbing behind him, followed by a heavy kick of shoes. Professor Xue was so excited that he guessed that the "cat" must be transforming.Fearing that it would be bad to turn around hastily, he turned his back to the "cat" while holding the teapot in his hand, and asked happily:

"Are you ready?"

A hand passed over his shoulder, grabbed the tie, and pulled it hard. Before Professor Xue could see clearly, he was roughly thrown on the chair, and his long, light honey-colored legs pressed on him. The terminal screen hits the face:

"Are you satisfied?"

In the confusion, Xue Fang saw the gray sweater, jeans, and canvas shoes worn by students on the ground. They were messy and ambiguous, as if to show his criminal facts.Looking further ahead, the young man sitting on his lap was only wearing a white shirt, and there was a faint scent of detergent on his body, which was very clean and fresh, but his stretched leg muscles were terribly tight.

Pata~ The teapot that has followed Professor Xue for two years fell on the ground.

Xue Fang's nerves were blown again.

The cat... the cat... really sat on his lap this time!

The pole dance in the bar is still vivid in his memory, and his stomach burns when he thinks of "Cat" burning the muzzle of a gun in the back alley.

Today is not the same as that day.Today's "cat" is in student attire, its eyes are not so sharp and seductive, but more gentle and confused, it seems harmless, pure and simple, like toffee candy without filling.

"Cat" frowned slightly, then typed and asked, "Or do you like to be more active?"

With that said, he was about to pull Xue Fang's belt.

Professor Xue hurriedly grabbed his hand, "No!"

"Don't you want me to fuck you?"

Xue Fang suddenly realized the huge ambiguity in his previous words.

— Just touch it for me... stroke... stroke the cat...

Professor Xue raised his forehead: "It's not that kind! Yes, it turns into a cat, give me a touch..."

Miao Xun was stunned, and suddenly walked away from him, walked to the side without saying a word, turned his back to Xue Fang, and wanted to bend down to pick up his clothes.

He bent down abruptly, and the movement was very large. The huge pain caused by the complete collapse of the wound penetrated the remaining mental barrier. He opened his mouth to cry out the pain, but before he could make a sound, he knelt heavily on the ground and curled up.

In Xue Fang's eyes, this scene happened silently.

"Xiao Mi!"

Xue put down his consciousness and rushed to hug him, turned his face, his eyes were hollow and dull, his body was trembling slightly, his whole body was hot, Xue Fang had seen similar behavior countless times——

Sentinel's intense sensory fugue.

If it is left alone, the mild one will go mad, and the severe one will be brain dead.

How could this be?

He thought that Xiao Mi... Miao Xun had no guide, at least he would take guide vegetarian on time.From the perspective of the situation, it will become so serious, it is simply the result of letting go.

There is indeed a public guide doctor in the school, but you need to make an appointment in advance, and you can’t send it to the guide office nearby, so there is only one way——

Professor Xue took off his coat, drew the curtains, swept all the documents on the sofa to the floor, carried him up, and then went out to make a phone call to notify the school's general affairs office:

"Within 3 minutes, clear everyone out of the teaching building of the Department of Language and Literature, turn off the power supply, prohibit aircraft from taking off and landing within half an hour, and eliminate all noise."

"Principal?...Here, what happened?"

"The cat is broken, save the cat."

Principal Xue replied calmly.

The head of the general affairs department thought in his heart: ...how is this new one even more unreliable than the previous principal's gang formation and corruption!

In less than 3 minutes, the teaching building and the surrounding area of ​​two kilometers were cleaned up. When asked the reason, they said that it was a disaster prevention drill.

Professor Xue's office is in the very center of a quiet area. Although it is not as good as a professional closed quiet room, the noise index is barely up to the standard.

Before repairing the barrier, an excellent guide must be able to create conditions to minimize the stimulation of the sentinel's five senses!

Auditory - Clear people, control noise.

Tactile - Removes clothing and reduces friction.

Sight—draw the curtains and use a tie as a blindfold.

The sense of smell and taste cannot be precisely controlled, and one can only hope that Miao Xun will not resist his breath too much.

Xue Fang rolled up his cuffs to the crook of his arms, pressed one knee onto the sofa, lowered his body, half-closed his eyes, and calmly unbuttoned Miao Xun's shirt, gradually revealing his scarred body.

Next to the unconscious Miao Xun's ear, the guide was quiet, steady, and his voice was soft and powerful, and he read out the guide rules:

"I, the guide Xue Fang, respect the privacy of the sentry, ensure the mental safety of the sentry, and never infringe—"

He picked up the blood-stained shirt and threw it aside.

"—Sentinel's person and property, never intentionally ignore any stress performance of Sentinel, never share Sentinel's mental image with others, and always—"

He lifted up Miao Xun's upper body, chose the interaction method with the smallest contact surface, and put his palm on his hot chest. Miao Xun struggled sadly, but was firmly held down by him, "Always abide by the duties of a guide, protect your spiritual world, the validity period, December 2179, 12."

It is a manifesto that all registration wizards must be fluent in.The purpose is: when the unbound sentry needs help, immediately form a short-term contract verbally to help the injured sentry, which is also an invisible guide disclaimer.

Because it has a hidden meaning: once the sentinel utters the word "agree", the only person who can be trusted is the guide who issued the declaration, and all other consequences are at your own risk.

"Because you can't speak, I'll take it as your consent." Professor Xue's tone was affectionate.

If the people from the White Tower were present, they would definitely be dumbfounded.Is this still the big brother Xue who often left his teammate Sentinel half dead on the battlefield, smiled and refused to ask for help, and was so confident that he would not save him, and even went too far to help the Sentinel book a public guide online?

Xue Fang's mental tentacles carefully penetrated into the sentry's brain, and he gently reminded: "My mental tentacles are very strong, if it hurts when you stretch them out, just pinch my hand."

He put his palm on Miao Xun's. Without a professional physical sign monitor, he could only rely on the guide's rich experience and keen insight to judge the mental state of the sentinel.

Repairing the barrier is no less than a precise operation on the structure of the brain's nerves.

Inside the barrier is the Sentinel's life experience as a "person".His emotions, memories, and emotions all need to be firmly protected behind the barrier.These experiences will be abstracted into a "spiritual picture", in which the spiritual body is kept.

Once the barrier is broken, information is like a flood, which will be transmitted into the brain through the sensory organs, "bombing" and impacting the spiritual world of the Sentinel, leading to various insanity.

According to the guide rules, Xue Fang can only be responsible for repairing the outer barrier, and it is forbidden to intrude into the mental image of the sentinel without authorization.But Miao Xun is "empty at the gate" now, and once Xue Fang goes in, there is nothing stopping him at all, and he can see the "cat"'s memory of today at a glance.

——It turns out that dressing like this is pretending to be a college student to kill people.

Professor Xue suddenly realized, and was inexplicably lost. He thought that "Cat" dressed up like this specially to come to him...

"Cough, cough cough... ah..." Miao Xun felt the pain, but managed to slow down.Pulling off the tie, his opened eyes regained a little light, and he saw Xue Fang who was close at hand, "Huh...?" Somewhat confused, when he saw the other party's hand on his chest, he jumped up his upper body and held Xue Fang. Put the neck down, turn over and press down, and the two of them rolled to the floor together.

The small blade, shining coldly, precisely hit Xue Zangda's artery.But the fingers holding the blade were trembling.

Xue Fang looked at him with complicated eyes: "Why do you do this?"

"Cough, cough, cough—" Miao Xun rode on him, covered his mouth, bent down deeply and coughed, and the broken blood clots stuck in his throat, making him breathless.

"Cat" slowed down, casually smeared the coughed up blood on the bandage on his abdomen, bent his body, his eyes were cloudy, and wanted to reach the terminal not far away.

Professor Xue couldn't bear it, so he took out the terminal himself, opened the screen and handed it to him.

Miao Xun wiped the blood from his lips while typing, orange blood was trailing from the place he pressed on the screen, he threw the terminal on Professor Xue, panting with difficulty, pained and annoyed.

Xue Fang picked it up and looked at it.

"Take that, take it out, hurry up!!!"