Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Being a principal is all about doing whatever you want.

Looking through the documents of the federal education department, he came up with several ambiguous regulations. Xue Fang justified the arrangement of the three non-black sentinels with "no household registration, no guardian, and no place of residence" to the junior and senior high schools affiliated to the National Arcana University. And repeatedly asked Zanka:

"Let them wear hats to school, they can't show their ears and tails, they are not allowed to say strange things, and they are not allowed to hurt ordinary students."

No matter how dissatisfied Zanka was about this, he had to accept it.People who are cut off from society are lucky to have the opportunity to go to school.

After the arrangements were made, Professor Xue sat in the principal's office, counting his fingers and waiting for Friday to arrive.

On Friday, at 12:30 noon, the professional course "Research on the Interstellar Language System" taught by Professor Xue was over.Although he became the principal, he is still willing to undertake teaching tasks.

It was almost time to eat, and the boring knowledge of linguistics was almost inaudible. After receiving the instruction to end the get out of class, the students grabbed their schoolbags and ran away as if they were rescued.

Xue Fang walked out of the classroom with a briefcase in his hand, turned two corners, and beside the corridor was the student reception and registration window of the department.

Usually, there is a queue in front of the window.Today it was sparsely populated, only one student was leaning against the window, and the three teachers in the student office looked at him suspiciously.

The reason is that the students are eating the little candy in the glass bowl on the window sill.

The mint candies at the reception are free to take, so it doesn’t matter if you eat a few.The problem is, this student peels the sugar too quickly.Grab two, remove the pink and green sugar wrappers, stuff them into your mouth, chew slowly for a dozen times before swallowing, and then another one, almost without stopping.

Judging from the pile of candy wrappers on the table, he had been standing here eating for at least 10 minutes.

When Xue Fang passed by, he glanced at it, then backed up backwards, stopped in front of the registration office, and showed a helpless smile: "Do you like candy?"

The hand that had just reached into the large glass bowl stopped.

It was as if the kitten was caught by the tail.

The teacher from the student office looked at the student and said tactfully, "Principal, do you think this student has any difficulties? We just asked him, but he didn't say a word."

The appearance is simple and tidy, the appearance is beautiful, and she keeps her head down all the time, and she is very cute. She doesn't go to the cafeteria even though it's meal time, and eats free sweets. No matter how you look at it, she feels... a bit pitiful.

Professor Xue said kindly: "It's okay, just get more if you want to eat."

Stretching his fingers in the glass bowl, he grasped the edge instead, and deliberately poured all the remaining candy into the left pocket of his jeans as if willful and angry.

Student Office teacher: "..." It's too disrespectful to the principal.

Principal Xue smiled, not angry at all.

The student deliberately didn't look at Xue Fang, picked up the piano case on the ground, carried it on his shoulders, took a half step and remembered something, turned around, grabbed the candy wrapper garbage thrown by the window sill, stuffed it into his right pocket and took it away.

A kitten with teeth and claws, super vicious but occasionally gluttonous, and surprisingly polite when not killing people——Professor Xue was hit with understanding.

"Where are you going?" Seeing that the "cat" was about to leave, Xue Fang asked quickly.

"Cat" stood still, turned his head slowly, with a playful expression on the corner of his mouth.

Before Xue Fang could react, his expression darkened, he staggered over with the piano case on his back, bumped into Professor Xue's arms, wrapped his arms around Principal Xue's waist, stretched it on his suit jacket, and hid his face. Panting, as if reunited after being abandoned for a long time, unable to speak because of grievance.

They stood in the middle of the great corridor.This time, half of the school's teachers and students will pass by here.Therefore, no matter who knew Principal Xue or not, they all held their faces and sighed "Wow~".

It depends on age, is teacher-student relationship taboo? !

"Ah, that, Xue, Professor Xue, we are off work." The teacher in the student office was so frightened that he closed the window.

A professor from the department next door passed by, pushed his glasses, and was surprised: "Professor Xue, you..."

Xue Fang patted the back of the "cat" stiffly, and stammered to explain: "Yes, it's the younger generation at home..."

Hearing the word "junior", "cat" suddenly pushed him away, lowered his head, wiped his eyes, and looked for the way in a panic.Walking a few steps along the crowd, the strap of the violin case on his shoulder fell off and almost hit the ground. He hurriedly hugged him, and when he raised his head, he inadvertently revealed red eyes, and swept across the place where Professor Xue was standing, as if being stung , quickly turned around and ran out the main door.

Professor Xue's empty state: "..."

There is only one concept in his mind: the cat he got has run away and is about to run away again!chase!

The brains of the onlookers: he lied he lied the other he ran away sad!chase!

Thus, the scene where the new president of Akana State University galloped after a certain student in his shiny leather shoes became an unforgettable scene today.

The "cat" gradually slowed down after chasing to the laboratory building where there was no one there.Seeing this, Xue Fang strode up to grab his wrist, deliberately lowered his voice, and said with a bit of majesty:

"You can't play like this next time."

Miao Xun shook off his hand, and turned a bright and playful face, one can guess, he ran all the way, must have laughed so many times in his heart because he played to Xue Fang.

Take out the terminal and type: "Do you like it?"

"what do you like?"

"Playing teacher-student romance with the younger generation at home."

"I don't like it!"

"If so what do you like?"

Xue Fang answered without hesitation, "I like cats."

Miao Xun put down the terminal, stared at him fixedly, peeled off a piece of candy, stuffed it into his mouth and licked it, squinting his eyes while nibbling, as if he was checking whether human beings were lying.

Xue felt relieved, and emphasized: "I really like it."

The words displayed on the screen: "That's why I was chosen, isn't it?"

"Well...not at all." Professor Xue replied hesitantly.

The moment he faced the question, he felt that there seemed to be other reasons.But he couldn't think of it, and he didn't care too much, so he continued: "Maybe."

"Probably not."

"Ok?"

"Cat" bowed his head and typed: "Things that are not sure are not."

Xue Fang couldn't help laughing when he saw it, "I'm not sure, the typo is Xiaomi."

His teacher had a seizure, completely forgetting how dangerous and cunning the killer in front of him was, he snatched Miao Xun's terminal, pressed the backspace key, and typed the correct word.

Miao Xun didn't expect that his fingers were so weak.

He curled his little thumb, lowered his arm, and subconsciously took a step back for self-protection.

Xue Fang thought for a while, then cut out of the interface, and saved his number in Miao Xun's terminal, "Next time if you accidentally fall on the side of the road, or if you don't have cat food, you can call me."

weirdo.Miao Xun took the terminal and stared at the string of numbers.

Xue Fang glanced at the candy wrapper that was about to fall out of his pocket, "By the way, I didn't expect you to come to school so early to wait for me. Have you eaten yet? I'll take you to eat."

"Don't eat." "Cat" resolutely refused.

——10 minutes later, the canteen of the language department.

Xue Fang pointed to today's set menu, "Give me one fish and chips, wait a minute, two," he turned around and asked, "What do you want?"

Boom, a bottle of pepper soda was placed on the cash register, with four words: "Pay me."

Straightforward and strong.

Professor Xue pointed out: "Carbonated drinks are bad for your teeth, especially for you."

"Cat" turned and walked away.

Professor Xue hurriedly took out his meal card and gave it to the cashier: "Buy it! Buy it for him, buy two bottles!"

"Cat" came back again, lazily leaning aside, watching him pay with a half-smile.

It's just that while waiting for dinner, four or five girls and boys asked him for his contact number and stuffed him with small notes.

Professor Xue is very upset!What is it to snatch a cat in front of him?Wanting to exercise the power of the principal, but love is free in college, and the canteen is not an area where teachers have power, so Xue Fang can only poke his teeth secretly.

Sitting down on a quiet place on the terrace, Xue Fang gave Miao Xun another portion of food.

"Cat" pushed the plate away with his elbow, put the pepper soda in the middle, and bit the straw with the tip of his teeth.

"How can you just drink soda, and you will have a stomachache if you don't eat." Xue Fang couldn't help but said.

Miao Xun directly took out a handful of small notes from his pocket, let go of his fingers, and dropped them on the table, then took out the terminal, and entered numbers one by one in front of Xue Fang.

Professor Xue thought: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the cat is so cute and can't be hit, but he is really angry with me on purpose!

Xue Fang couldn't bear it anymore, and grabbed the note with his hands to throw it away, but Miao Xun slapped him down to prevent him from moving, and the two of them were deadlocked on the dining table.

"It's agreed that the person who will accompany me today cannot accept other people's numbers." Xue Fang found a reason.

Miao Xun typed slowly: "You can give me the number, and others can too."

"No, you can't go to someone else, don't you just give me a jerk?" Xue Fang asked miserably.

"If you have the first time, there will be a second time, and you can also masturbate to others."

"No masturbation!" Professor Xue, a kind and good citizen, slapped the table!

Swish, swish, and look sideways, Xue Fang closed his hands, and said in a low voice, "Okay, then eat obediently."

Miao Xun hummed and typed: "I don't eat, I've already eaten candy."

"There is no conflict between eating sugar and eating. Drinking soda is not nutritious. It is better to eat delicious fried fish."

Miao Xun said nothing, just sipped the pepper soda.The water has a strong syrupy smell, and when it flows into the stomach, it seems to be burning, and the sugar liquid is precipitated, covering the mental and physical pain.

He can't eat at will.Excessive intake of carbohydrates will increase the glucose content in the blood, causing dizziness and drowsiness. He will feel that this is a very dangerous state.Moreover, the organization explicitly prohibited him from eating high-sugar, high-fat, and high-calorie foods, any of which would affect his muscle and nerve responses and make him "blunt."

But sugar, soda and beer are not the same, they are not meals.

Professor Xue supported his forehead, very embarrassed: "The cat doesn't eat, and it won't feel good when you pick it up later."

A bottle of soda was emptied, put aside, and the terminal screen was handed in front of him: "When you went out to spend money to buy it, did you also ask for food?"

Professor Xue thought about it seriously, and replied: "Yes, they all slept on my lap after their stomachs were full."

In fact, Xue Fang's words are very watery, there is no cat willing to let him touch, let alone sleep on his thigh and let him purr?

"Do you have to make it after eating?"

Professor Xue nodded resolutely, not letting any hungry little mi climb up his lap.

"Okay. Alright." Out of the professional ethics of a killer, Miao Xun agreed to the condition.