Laid-off guide is a cat wife

It is not difficult to contact Xu Weilian.

Councilor Xu had long been willing to contact Principal Xue, and sent invitation emails one after another, all of which were ignored.After half a month, Xue Fang casually searched for an email and sent it back: "Retreat and post an article. I just left the retreat. Is there still time to go?"

The opposite replied in seconds: "Waiting for your visit!"

They really did their best to win votes.

Xue Fang threw the terminal into his apron pocket, continued humming, and sealed various cans of the contents.

When you enter middle-aged life, you should be more comfortable and develop some small hobbies.

Professor Xue took off his apron, put his hips on his hips, and looked at the canned goods occupying a full shelf of the cabinet, feeling proud and satisfied.

——Four days later, William Xu had a private party.

Xu Weilian generously packaged the entire floating revolving restaurant, full of style.

But when Xue Fang walked in, there were waiters in student uniforms everywhere, and Professor Xue felt seriously uncomfortable.

"The theme of today's gathering is 'Reminiscence of the Youthful Years'~ How about it, the arrangement is very suitable for the occasion?" William Xu announced with a toast.

Professor Xue, the only person in the education field present, suggested: "I think a set of general high school test papers for each person is more suitable for this theme."

"Hahaha I will listen to your suggestion next time." Xu William pointed out, "After all, students are our important consumer group."

It turned out that the factory and brand that produced the [Super Sensation Headband] belonged to William Xu, and the money he spends on campaigning every day also came from this.

And Professor Xue is seriously thinking about how to complete the "Murder Announcement-Homework" assigned by Miao Xun.

Do you block people in the toilet and tell him gently that someone is going to kill him; or take advantage of him not paying attention, trip him up, and then stuff a small note into his leather shoes; or knock him out to get deeper hypnotize...

"Recently, those dark sentinels have killed councilors everywhere, making us panic. By the way, Professor Xue has been a guide. What do you think?"

"Dark Sentinel? It's kind of—" Love.Professor Xue stopped urgently, and said with a twist, "It's quite hateful, eh!"

A waiter just walked by the table to pour them wine.

Professor Xue looked up: "..."

It's over, such a big Miu Miu is standing next to him, he must have heard it just now.

Professor Xue lowered his head subtly: "Well, but... there must be something hidden in it, maybe those councilors misbehaved?"

Someone said displeasedly: "Principal Xue is the victim. I know those colleagues who were unfortunately killed. They were honest and upright. If they hadn't actively promoted the "Outline for Standardizing and Controlling Social Sentinels" and touched the interests of the sentries, how could they have done so? Tragic... Alas, the prime minister has lost three generals."

Xu Weilian disdained: "Sentinels who are aliens should be forced to implant chips when they wake up, so as to facilitate management, so as not to go crazy all day long and waste social resources. The cost of burning the White Tower for one year alone is enough to save many needy families."

The lights are dim, the music is ambiguous, the waiter's face is close to the small light, his eyebrows are lowered and his eyes are calm, he holds the decanter bottle, leans over and slowly pours the blood-red wine.

Xu Weilian glanced at the waiter's open neckline, and couldn't help but put his hand on the young man's wrist, and stroked the skin, it was as smooth as imagined.He opened his mouth again, deliberately drunk, and ordered: "Little friend, I just came in to see you carrying a piano case into the backstage. Can you play the piano? Give us a show."

As he said that, he pointed at Xue Fang, "You're doing well, this Principal Xue might even accept you as a student in a prestigious university hehe."

Principal Xue, the person involved, took a sip of wine, sour and spicy, neither swallowed nor vomited.

Calling him "little friend" is too greasy, and what's more, he actually touched his "cat"! "Cat" is such a conscientious and conscientious killer, how tiring, how can I have time to play and sing for you, bullying "Cat" can't speak! ——

So Professor Xue stood up, straightened his bow tie, and calmly said, "Why don't I sing a song to cheer everyone up."

William Xu agreed casually: "Welcome Principal Xue!"

Xue Fang walked onto the restaurant singing stage, cast a look at "Cat", intoxicated by his heroism of standing up for love and saving the kitten, picked up the microphone, and took a deep breath:

"...Snowflake↗~~~Gone→Gone↘North↗~~~Wind↗Xiao↗Xiao↘..."

Professor Xue, who knows everything, is, in fact, big!sound!Crazy!

The expensive crystal cups in the dining room vibrated in horror at the same time.

William Xu and other high-level people managed to maintain an awkward but polite smile, and quickly plugged their ears.

Miao Xun...

Miao Xun walked over, and kicked off the microphone socket neatly.Professor Xue's tone-deaf voice was forced to stop abruptly, and he turned around strangely and asked, "What's the matter, isn't it nice?"

"Cat" typed indifferently: "My barrier is about to be shattered."

Professor Xue had no choice but to give up.

As soon as he stepped off the stage, there were sporadic and humming string tests behind him. The ponytail bow was slowly pushed across the strings, and the delicate and soft F minor key was uttered from the resonance box, like a sticky and hot little hand, grabbing people's hearts.

Xue Fang turned his head and saw the young man soloing with his eyes closed under the stage lights, and for a moment, he was infatuated.

It turns out that "cat" can play the piano.

Not only will it, but the level is also very high, which is a professional level far beyond that of hobbyists.

His fingertips holding the head of the piano fluttered flexibly, making a series of playful pops, like a girl holding a lace skirt, her heels tapping on a cobblestone path.Then he wrinkled his brows slightly, pressed out his dragging bow, and gave out a heavy and solemn meal.

Xue Fang likes this freedom.

The hand holding the gun can also be the hand playing affectionately.

I don't know how many surprises "cat" can bring him.

Until he opened his eyes wide, watching the quiet young man break off the head of the violin, revealing the particle muzzle designed to be hidden in the violin, the An Ran on his mouth turned wanton, shooting at the sanctimonious congressmen indiscriminately, the glass blood flew wildly, the violin The peaceful atmosphere of the performance was completely destroyed, falling into mania and screaming——

Xue Fang is satisfied and happy!He almost clapped and laughed.

Such a boring party, such a funny cat!

Large characters are projected on the large glass on all sides of the floating restaurant in sequence:

"December [-]th"

"Campaign Podium"

"Take your dog's life"

Xu Weilian was blocked by the bodyguards, heard the gunshots stop, popped his head out from under the table, saw the announcement of his own death, grabbed the glass with shaking hands and took a sip of wine, looked around again, the glass smashed angrily On the ground, "Xue Fang!!"

Of course, Professor Xue ran after the cat that had run away.

"Wait...wait for me!" Xue Fang chased the cat to the top of the building.There was obviously no road ahead, but the "cat" kept on walking, stepping on an iron pole that was only one foot wide, and jumped lightly to the top of the opposite building.

"Cat" was on the edge of the building over there, leaning slightly on tiptoe, looking at him provocatively with a pair of rust-gold eyes.

Xue put it on the top of the building here, and glanced down quietly. The height of the 100th floor is four meters away. With the movement skills of ordinary guides, the ending is basically smashed into meat and shoveled into the ashes urn.

Miao Xun did not leave.Not only did he not leave, but he also sat by the side of the building, took out a can of drink, "clicked" the pull ring in the face of the icy night wind, took two sips, and put the can at hand, licking the sugar on his lips. Raising his cheeks, he looked at Xue Fang with a half-smile.

Xue Fang's gaze ranged from his twitching Adam's apple to his short hair blown by the wind.

What color is that?

Xue Fang never really thought about it, he only vaguely remembered that it was an uneven mass of gray.But now, with the light reflected from the giant billboard under the building, he can see clearly that the hair roots of the "cat" are mixed with gold, and under the cold light, the gray has turned into lavender.

The updraft blows away the hair on the forehead, revealing the slightly drooping corners of the eyes of the "cat", which reminds Xue Fang that Miao Xun is actually very young.

I don't know what kind of power was driving him, he stepped back firmly for a while, suddenly accelerated his run-up, and jumped towards the opposite building.

The free and wanton wind blows on his face, the lights of "Golden Harbor" flow like golden water, and surprise flashes in the eyes of "Cat".The time he stayed in the air seemed to be very long, but also very short. When he landed steadily, Xue Fang seemed to have lived a lifetime.

He felt that he should be rewarded, so he sat next to Miao Xun and imitated "Cat", stretched out his legs and hung in mid-air, picked up the drink can of "Cat" and took a sip, "Ah...is this Pepper Coke? How is it sweet?"

Miao Xun snatched it, held his head up and drank it all, leaving nothing to the bad humans.

Professor Xue smiled, "Since you are coming, why did you call me?"

Miao Xun typed slowly: "He has investigated your preferences in advance."

"and then?"

"I judged that you would like me, so let me in." Miao Xun did not hide the fact that he used Xue Fang.

Professor Xue shrugged: "No wonder he said he wanted to send you to me. It turned out to be this kind of heart. But his big data analysis judgment is correct."

He didn't care that he was being used.

They sat side by side on the edge of the roof, looking down from above.The air police sounded the alarm, landed on the 30th floor platform, and filed into the floating restaurant. Xu Weilian and others negotiated with the police angrily, and the guide of the White Tower came to survey the scene.

No one knew that the first-level wanted criminal they were searching for not only did not run away, but also leisurely watched the crime scene through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows from the perspective of God.

Xue Fang's heart was beating wildly. It was the first time he watched from the "cat" perspective, which felt exciting and novel.

"Is the canned food I gave you last time delicious?"

"Huh?" Miao Xun turned his head and made a nasal sound subconsciously.

Xue Fang took out a new can, this time adding a number on it, number three.

Miao Xun typed and asked him, "Why are there numbers?"

Professor Xue propped his hands on the ground and leaned back relaxedly, "Because I want to record it. One can today, one can tomorrow, how many cans do you need until you are willing to be my cat?"

"I'm not going to be anyone's cat."

Miao Xun kicked off the wall, and with the sentinel's extraordinary muscle nerves, almost "flyed" towards the big billboard on the fifth floor.

Xue Fang stared at his back in the halo of light, and did not look away for a long time.

The wine he drank in the restaurant fermented in his stomach. He walked happily on the way home, bought a can of pepper soda himself, and drank until he hiccupped.

The 350-story central skyscraper goes straight into the clouds, and the entire wall of the building is made into a huge screen, which broadcasts advertisements day and night. It is a source of light pollution that people in the entire capital can see when they open their windows.More and more people looked up and exclaimed as they passed by, stopping to take pictures.

Xue Fang also stopped.

The promotional photo of Xu Weilian is on the artificial giant billboard, which is rigid and glaring.But now, the small nano-screen that was pieced together piece by piece was partially destroyed, and the blackened place just formed the shape of three letters, hitting Xu William on the face:

C, U, A.

Pigs.

It was Xue Fang who taught him the words.

"Cua..." Xue Fang looked up at the three letters arranged from top to bottom, which were as big as a medium-sized aircraft, and muttered, feeling the vibration of his teeth and lips when it was pronounced.

The light sign that [-] million people in the city will see, the center of the city, and flying in the air are hard to ignore.

It was so huge and so arrogant, as if a high-profile confession was about to announce something, and when he looked at it, he was so shocked that he got goosebumps all over his body.

He... likes it so much.

This is a little romantic secret hidden between the two of them, and no one but him knows where the word Cua came from.

The whole city saw it.

Only he knows.

Professor Xue lowered his head and saw the corner of his mouth that couldn't stop laughing from the puddle on the ground.

cat~

Always do something unexpected.

He would love to... would love to see more free kittens like this!

If I could do anything, I would give you—

Eternal freedom.