Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Xu Weilian was given a death notice, and couldn't catch the elusive killer, so he was extremely angry.But Principal Xue could run away from the monk but not the temple, so of course Xu Weilian wanted to grab him and beat him up in revenge.

If there is any stain in Xue Fang's life, the most serious thing should be counted as that——

[This week's medical bill settlement: 900 million interstellar coins]

"Borrowing money? I'm not mistaken, you are the principal, and you still ask me to borrow money?"

Xue Fang lowered his head and faltered: "...the principal's allowance is not enough at all, besides, I paid it in advance for half a year, and now the Finance Department will not give me credit."

"Did you get cheated by going out whoring?" Hu Shuo raised his forehead.

"Huh? No... right?" It doesn't cost money to prostitute a cat.

"What about the money? I clearly remember that you said last month that you had paid off the 5000 million debt, so why... is that family blackmailing again?"

"Oh, it's more troublesome than that." Xue Fang showed him the message he received in the morning, "I provoked Xu Weilian, that guy got the custody and prosecution of 'Cabbage', and colluded with the hospital to send me a huge bill .”

"Cabbage" is the legendary sentinel "murdered" by Director Xue. Because his spiritual sea was blown into a whirlpool-shaped pit, he became a vegetable. Xue Fang and Hu Shuo privately named him this.

Hu Shuo, who knew what happened to his friend, couldn't believe it: "The 'Cabbage' family just sold him to unscrupulous politicians to take advantage of him? What kind of relatives and brothers are deeply in love with each other, knocking you 20 yuan in psychological compensation every month, it's bullshit to dare. How did you mess with Xu William?"

Professor Xue laughed, "Well, it's a long story. The problem is to solve the immediate predicament first. If I don't pay the bill after seven days, I will be legally sued by William Xu and sent to the federal prison."

Hu Shuo pondered for a while, "Actually, someone wanted to ask you for help through my relationship before. I thought the time was too tight and it involved a gray area, so I didn't tell you."

Xue Fang pointed directly at the subject: "Just tell me how much it will be paid, do you want to settle it now?"

"Now, no more, no less, exactly 900 million."

"received!"

As the saying goes, a penny beats a hero.Professor Xue was in debt and took on private work not once or twice.Violating the teacher's regulations, running remedial classes, translating confidential documents, and doing simultaneous interpretation for the military bosses when they scolded, everything has been done.

The person who asked him to do business this time was slightly different.

As soon as Professor Xue came up, he was blindfolded and pushed into the armored ship. Two soldiers clamped him from left to right and sat down.

Six hours later, the armored ship landed at a secret base of the federal military.Taking off the blindfold, seeing the bare scenery around and the artificial lighting "little sun" above his head, Professor Xue had a prediction in his heart.

An asteroid on the border of the Federation, far away from the star, has a dry atmosphere, no light and vegetation, and is not easy to detect by radar.Judging from the direction of the ripples of the red dust under his feet, cosmic dust storms often occur, and the mineral resources are abundant, so it is——

"Seventeen Triton, a good location. It's just that the three-hour distance from Capital Star is doubled by you. As for taking precautions like this? It made my back hurt."

"Crack! Crack!" The particle gun was loaded, and at the same time, six muzzles pointed directly at Professor Xue's forehead.

There was a powerful sentinel approaching them, and the soldiers stood up to salute, "Major General Helena!"

Major General Helena glanced sharply, and the muzzles of the soldiers all flicked and slowly lowered.His eyes stopped on Xue Fang, and he nodded slightly, "Come with me."

Over the past 100 years, with the support of the Prime Minister, the White Tower of the Federation has been powerful and fierce, and has recruited 70% of A-level and above supernatural powers.In contrast, the military department has shown signs of fatigue after years of suppression by the central government, and has gradually declined. Both human resources and financial military pay are far inferior to the White Tower, like a big snake that has been eaten away, leaving only a gorgeous skin.

Xue Fang glanced at the female major general's glamorous profile, and smiled, "The major general must be extremely capable, because they never like people with good looks to climb up."

His words of appreciation were just right, and he also explained Helena's plight in one sentence.

——Because of being too beautiful, he has been questioned repeatedly. No matter how impressive his military exploits are, he will be regarded as the credit of his beauty. To be promoted to major general is already the ultimate.

The most famous example is the lifelong judge of the Federal Constitutional Court, Iron Lady Rong Fang, who 15 years ago competed for one of the highest positions in the universe, and did not hesitate to destroy her appearance and make it into an ordinary appearance, just to prove her strength.

Helena replied coldly: "I have investigated your details. The military department is different from the political circle."

Professor Xue touched his chin and thought: "Let me think about it. You proposed to train a group of vanguard sentinels within three days and master the professional-level reining star language. It is so urgent. It should be because you want to get a first-class merit by the end of the month and participate in the next class." A one-year position assessment. Perhaps, you have already been ordered to be promoted or demoted, so you will put all your eggs in one basket and come to me."

The military boots stopped, and Helena's bloody murderous aura as a soldier and sentinel rushed towards her.

Professor Xue smiled gently.He likes to expose people's backgrounds face to face!

Helena's momentum suddenly withdrew, and she said sadly: "You guessed right."

"In time." Xue Fang said abruptly.

"Ok?"

"Three days, right, as long as your sentries are obedient," Professor Xue smiled harmlessly, "I promise to let them all quickly reach the native language level."

This man agreed to what seemed impossible even for God.

Helena was inexplicably relieved, "To be precise, you have to stay in the base for four and a half days, and I will pay you after the surprise attack mission is completed."

Four and a half days?

Professor Xue pinched his fingers and made the final calculation.

Isn't that Friday! ! !No, he has to go back to see Xiaomi!

"It won't work for four and a half days, I have to go back early!"

Helena showed a little interest, "That depends on whether Professor Xue can complete the task early."

Xue Fang was forced to adjust the plan to two and a half days.

Time waits for no one. That night, Xue Fang didn't take a break, and directly summoned the vanguard team "Raptor" who participated in the training.

Dare to take on this unimaginable task, it is naturally impossible for Xue Fang to use a method that ordinary people can understand.

"Report your mental endurance, and you are not allowed to lie, unless you want to become a vegetable."

"Are you a guide?" The tallest codename, Goshawk, was quite disgusted, "Teach us how to pronounce ABC, don't steal other people's brain information for nothing. Besides, just learn a language, burn the things in your brain into the card , Just upload one copy for each of us, don’t waste my time.”

Professor Xue played with the pointer in his hand, casually pointed at the goshawk: "You, get out."

"?what!"

Xue Fang leaned forward to form oppression, and spoke slowly: "I don't like sentries with poor obedience. If you think it's right to steal knowledge by relying on consciousness memory, I have reason to doubt your moral level. Let Helena replace me. "

Goshawk is the captain of the team, with a high temper. Whoever the leader in the team is not soft-faced when he sees him, has never been so angry, and immediately slams the door and leaves.

"Okay," Xue Fang knocked on the edge of the table with the pointer, and faced the 17 sentries condescendingly, "Now, everyone must fully open your spiritual world to me, especially the part of memory that has the most emotional fluctuations, and there must be no concealment. "

At the same time, he wrote five words on the projection screen: deep memory method.

Xue Fang gave a simple explanation on this: "A student once confessed to me that the most profound knowledge point in his memory was not the one that he memorized [-] times by staying up late before the exam, but the one that he read secretly during the exam. strip."

"There is also the need to pee urgently to find the toilet, and what someone stopped and said on the way will be remembered for half a lifetime."

Xue Fang raised the corners of his lips, "When the human body is stimulated, it will actively enhance memory, and the effect is a hundred times stronger than ordinary reciting methods. Therefore, I will use the most profound scenes in your spiritual seas to let you continue to relive them. Infiltrate into the target language environment on the way, instill knowledge, and your brain will passively swallow tons of information through repeated stimulation, so as to achieve the purpose of quickly mastering the language."

The members of the "Birds of Prey" looked at each other and thought of a question at the same time, "Most of our deepest memories are fighting on the battlefield, which is the last thing we want to recall. If you do this, will it affect our mental health?"

Professor Xue's smile widened: "Well, so my method is also called "Spiritual Vision PTSD Teaching Method", and it needs to be used with a psychotherapist~"

That night, Xue Fang took them to familiarize themselves with the pronunciation rules of Lema Xingyu.After only sleeping for 5 hours, he got up and continued to drill the group of sentries.

You have to squeeze out as much time as possible, and if you finish the training an hour earlier, you can go back to pet cats earlier!

The next day, the goshawk that had been kicked out came back sullenly.

"I...I want to return to the team." The voice was as low as a mosquito humming.

Xue Fang: "Ah? What? I can't hear you."

Goshawk's young face was flushed, and he shouted in a rough voice: "I want to return to the team!"

His eyes were bloodshot, probably because Helena punished him to shut him up in a small dark room all night without closing his eyes.

Professor Xue smiled: "Do you know what the consequences will be for a sentinel like you in the White Tower?"

Goshawk was stunned, "What consequences?"

Professor Xue: "It will become a 'cabbage'."

Goshawk didn't know why, looking at Professor Xue's gentle face, he thought about what "cabbage" meant all day long.

Looking at it, Goshawk discovered many special features of this guide.

Confident, dazzling, no matter what he says or does, he is sure of success, making people feel that as long as he follows him, he will surely achieve his goal, which is reassuring, and makes people involuntarily follow his arrangements and obey him...

Moreover, Professor Xue didn't pay attention to these sentinels at all, and they were completely different from the weak and pale guides in the base who needed constant protection!

After class that night, the "Birds of Prey" team was too exhausted to walk.Everyone's brain seems to be beaten and rubbed repeatedly like a towel, making a mess, no matter how bad the battlefield is, their energy has never been consumed so much.

But when they got up the next day, greeted and chatted with each other, they were so surprised to find that they blurted out the Lema star language they had just learned for a day, and they could switch the federal language at will without even using their brains. The "Birds of Prey" team sincerely admired Professor Xue.

On the last day of the training, the technical terminology was strengthened, and the intensity of the drill was doubled. Several sentries couldn't stand the oppression of the information flow and passed out halfway.

Goshawk gritted his teeth and carried it to the end, wanting to show Professor Xue what is the strong endurance of an S-rank sentinel.But before it was over, his mental barrier suddenly cracked, and the most terrifying and deepest memory rushed out:

"Brother...Brother! Don't die!" Goshawk screamed heart-piercingly, covering his body in cold sweat, holding his head and staring blankly.

The memory he least wants to face is that his biological brother died to save himself.

In a trance, Professor Xue appeared in the field of vision, seeming to squat down to check him.The man's handsome and gentle face partially overlapped with the elder brother in his memory. Goshawk, who was in his early 20s, shed tears and rushed towards him with open arms, "Brother..."

Boom!He slammed his head against the wall, unconscious.

Professor Xue patted the hem of the suit, feeling terrified: "Fortunately, it flashes fast."

Otherwise, if tears and snot were wiped on his clothes, he would have to throw them away and buy them again.

After two and a half days of arduous training, each of the sentinels spoke fluent Le Ma Xing language, and the connectors who were born in Le Ma Xing were stunned and confidently sent them to the front line, ready to play a beautiful fairy dance Ambush.

Xue Fang dragged on for seventeen years, remembering the mental weakness of each sentinel, and instilling language points, his brain was running at high speed, and he was so tired that he slept in the base for a whole day. When he woke up, he just heard the "Raptor" team's big victory Victory news.

"Please pay the bill." Professor Xue immediately ran to Helena and showed the payment code.

Hearing the crisp "di" sound when the 900 million arrived in the account, Professor Xue was very happy. Looking at his watch again, he was still in time to go back to see Xiaomi at noon!

But he was blocked by a tall figure solidly.

Goshawk panted, probably just ran out of the celebration banquet, with a golden first-class merit medal hanging on his body, which kept shining with the violent ups and downs of his chest.

The young man's enthusiasm met Xue Fang's calm gaze, and he became shy.

"Professor Xue... No, Xue Fang!" He summoned up his courage, called out the man's name for the first time, and said in the Lema star language taught to him by the other party: "Please be my guide! I will protect you forever .”

"Huh?" Professor Xue's face turned cold for a moment.

Goshawk thought he was embarrassed to agree, and explained excitedly: "I know you are very different, you are different from the guides I have seen. I apologize to you. You never put your spiritual tentacles into our spiritual sea, You have been protecting our privacy. My barrier was broken, and you didn't take advantage of the danger, but sent me to the infirmary. I know that you are the kind of upright and powerful guide, and you will definitely wait for the sentinel to say 'agree'—"

His face was flushed, and he confessed with anticipation, "I, when I switched on the armor, you were always on my mind. I think our match must be very high. I got first-class merit, and I should be promoted next month." Captain, I may be a major general in two years, I am the strongest sentinel in this class—"

"You are weak."

Goshawk's voice stopped abruptly, and after a while, he forced the corner of his mouth to twitch and asked, "Um... what did you say—"

Xue Fang sighed, and said impatiently: "You are really weak. I have seen a lot of sentries above S level, and your strength is the lowest in it. And your endurance, you can't even reach the passing line. You should You participated in the unified recruitment of the White Tower, and you were not wanted there, so you came to the military headquarters."

Goshawk's self-confidence shattered in an instant, lowered his head, and could hardly make a sound: "Then why... are you... special to me..."

"I'm not special to you, it's because you think too much. It's okay to tell you the truth, I don't like to touch sentries, and I don't have the kindness to heal others. If you want me to use spiritual tentacles to you, it's like dipping into a sewage ditch with bare feet Makes me uncomfortable. Anyway, I'm not interested in bonding with anyone else."

After Xue Fang finished speaking, he walked past him to the tarmac with his briefcase.

Goshawk was exposed by him face to face, trembling all over, and punched the wall with a fist: "Are you looking down on me! There is still someone you like?!"

Xue Fang turned his head and looked at him flatly, as if looking straight at him for the first time:

"Well, if you want to say, you really have both."

The enthusiasm of the young man was crushed ruthlessly.

Professor Xue hurried back to the capital star without returning home, and landed directly at the school, and ran to the department as soon as he got off the ship.

It's already [-]:[-] p.m. on Friday, and Miao Xun came early last time, so I don't know if he won't be able to wait to leave this time.

But don't leave!

Xue Fang panted and ran across the corridor, raised his head, and slowly slowed down.

Miao Xun sat on the bench at the door of the department.Two stray cats smelled the blood on his body and meowed around him.He lowered his body and gently stroked the cat's little head. The cat jumped onto his lap, licked the blood from the wound on his palm, and purred contentedly.

With a backpack beside him, he looked as peaceful as an obedient college student.Also, at the age of "Cat", he should have been in his sophomore and junior year, and he was younger than the graduate students brought by Xue Fang.

When Xue Fang saw Miao Xun, his mood suddenly became full.

Sure enough, he still likes "cat" the most.

He walked over quickly, and as soon as he sat down, the kitten on Miao Xun's lap exploded and ran away, but Professor Xue will not be sad at all now.

He held Miao Xun's wrist, turned it over and looked at the wound, feeling very distressed, then reached out to touch Miao Xun's forehead, wanting to check the condition of the "cat"'s mental barrier, just touched the skin, "cat" wrinkled Nose, push him away and stand up, take two steps back and stay away from him.

Professor Xue was at a loss: "What's the matter? I want to see if your barrier is good. Are you uncomfortable?"

Miao Xun took another step back cautiously, and typed slowly——