Laid-off guide is a cat wife

"None of your business."

"Cat" put down the terminal, and stuck out his tongue maliciously at Xue Fang.

The tip of his tongue was scarlet, with a melted painkiller pinned to it, which Xue Fang could see clearly.

"MH413701-Z," Professor Xue fluently reported the drug code, and looked at him worriedly, "I checked, this drug is only suitable for sentinels of the fourth stage of mental confusion, and you haven't reached the point where you can use it. If you take too much, it will hurt you." Spinal nerves are damaged, which affects your movement speed, and whoever prescribed you the medicine is too irresponsible—”

"Cat" didn't wait for him to finish speaking, bent down and grabbed the backpack and left.

"Don't go! Don't mention it, don't mention it," Xue Fang rushed up to grab the bag belt, very aggrieved, "I flew all the way on the accelerator for four hours and came back to see you as soon as possible."

"Cat" wrestled with him and tugged at the backpack strap without looking back.

Professor Xue saw the bag in his palm being pulled out one inch at a time, and said in a hurry: "Please drink two cans of pepper soda!"

"Cat" stopped pulling, turned his back to him in silence for two seconds, stretched out his hand and compared four fingers, then quickly changed his mind and changed to five.

"Five cans? Five cans are fine." Facing the kitten, Professor Xue could only reluctantly pay the compensation.

The screen of a terminal slowly poked out from under the waist: "It must be delivered immediately."

Professor Xue felt relieved, pulled his bag and led Miao Xun into the building, "Let's go, let's go, I just made money today, please drink till you hiccup."

A cat's emotions come and go quickly, as they seem to.

Xue Fang fished out a large pile of aluminum cans from under the vending machine. The "cat" looked indifferent, opened the zipper pocket of the backpack, and raised his chin to signal him to throw it in.

Professor Xue knew that his bag contained a gun, and when he stuffed a drink can into it, he couldn't help but look around with guilt.

How did it look like an illegal trading scene?

"Cat" picked up the bag, and there was a rattling sound inside.He showed a little satisfaction as if he was buying goods.

"Want to go to my office? There is a can of fresh rice." Xue Fang asked tentatively.

"Cat" still had no expression on his face, reluctantly ignored him for the sake of Pepper Coke, and typed and asked, "Which number am I in?"

"Ah? What's the date?"

"From Monday to Friday, morning and afternoon, I should be No. 10."

"? No such thing, I'm not a pervert! I only have your cat!"

Professor Xue is wronged.

Miao Xun squinted at his coat, showing suspicion and disgust.

Xue Fang was stunned, followed his gaze to look down, and then recalled the way Miao Xun wrinkled his nose just now, and suddenly realized: "I smelled the smell of a strange sentinel."

Unfortunately, the sentry whose name he couldn't remember seemed to release pheromone when he stopped him. He couldn't smell it himself, but the "cat" sentry's sense of smell was easy to detect.

However, as a sentinel, "cat" would care about such trivial matters between sentry and work, and even lose his temper in person, which is too much for Professor Xue...

Too cute! ! !

Professor Xue's thoughts: "Cat" doesn't like to smell other sentries on him - "Cat" is unhappy and wants to leave - "Cat" wants to be unique to him!of!cat!

Xue Fang put down his briefcase on the spot, stood in the corridor with people coming and going, took off his suit jacket, and threw it into the recyclable trash bin with his backhand——

He said with a chic smile: "Now the unpleasant smell has disappeared."

Miao Xun looked at his pants again.

Professor Xue: "...Well, let's go to the office... Yes, you can take it off too."

"No. You're late. It's time. I'm going."

After typing each sentence of "cat", press the period key heavily.

Professor Xue is not willing to give up the once-a-week limited opportunity to play cats, and is about to step forward to coax the "cat" away——

The classroom not far away screamed, "Ah, help!—"

Xue Fang and Miao Xun turned to the voice at the same time.

"Teacher Xue! He's bleeding, he's gone crazy, his ears and eyes are bloody!" A girl rushed out, saw Professor Xue at a glance, and shouted at him for help.

Xue Fang instantly regained his sense of being a teacher, "Calm down, talk about it, what happened?"

The girl pointed at the classroom in horror and trembled: "Aiwen, Aiwen is wearing a headband, and his orifices are bleeding!"

Professor Xue: "Oh." Then he turned his head, "Xiao Mi, I'll come as soon as I go...Huh?"

Where is Mi?

Taking a closer look, such a big mic had already entered the classroom where the incident happened at the first time.

……angry!Coaxed for a long time not to go with him, now run very fast.

Xue Fang called the ambulance and followed him, only to find Zheng Miao Xun standing aside and watching with cold eyes.On the ground lay the unconscious Ivan and a pair of super sensory headbands.

Professor Xue understood it at a glance.

An ordinary college student who is not a person with supernatural powers has no barriers and weak mental power. The memory information of others in the [Super Sensitive Headband] can easily confuse his consciousness and cause schizophrenia.It's like a virus was airborne on a hard disk with a small capacity, and the circuit was burned out, and the blood vessels in the brain burst like fireworks, and the little life was over~

Miao Xun raised his rusty eyes, "He needs a guide to treat him."

Xue Fang: "Yeah, so I called the emergency call, don't worry."

"You are the guide."

Xue Fang smiled helplessly, "So? You want me to save him? If you want, I can barely consider it, although the result is 100% No."

He faced Aiwen, and there was an invisible trace of indifference in his voice, "However, Aiwen is an adult, and he has to be responsible for his actions, not you and me."

Caring for the stupid and weak is not Xue Fang's style.

Miao Xun took another look at Xue Fang.

It was not this attitude that the man left him for compulsory treatment before.

The ambulance came quickly.As the person in charge of the teachers present, Xue Fang was also asked to follow on board.When there were too many people, Miao Xun disappeared.

Professor Xue was sitting in the medical machine crying. If he didn't know it, he thought he was worried about the lives of the students and felt sorry for the students.

The cat ran away again.

"Crack." The sound of opening a can.

"?" Xue Fang looked over, and the emergency doctor sitting alone in the last row opened the pepper soda and took a leisurely sip.

Although covered tightly by the mask and hat, Xue Fang recognized it at a glance, it was Xiao Mi!

Professor Xue sat happily all the way to the hospital, helping the students fill out the medical insurance forms, laughing all the time. The head nurse was full of suspicion and almost called the police.

"This is the 37th similar case received this month." The nurses whispered.

Xue Fang lay on the window and asked bluntly, "Why don't the police come over?"

The nurses glanced at him, shut their mouths and walked away.The older head nurse had a rigid face and frowned: "Sir, don't interfere with our work."

"Okay~ let's go~" Xue Fang deliberately drew the tone, and suddenly raised his head to look at the elevator, "Oh, the police are here."

The head nurse's expression tightened, and she also looked out of the counter.

"Zi, zi -" the person behind her took advantage of her unpreparedness and stunned her instantly.

The "little nurse" standing behind her pulled out her ID card, lowered her head, and quickly operated the optical computer at the counter to copy the case information.

Xue Fang continued to lean on the counter, just blocking the camera behind him, so that he could neither see the fallen head nurse nor the pretty face of the "little nurse".

"The nurse's skirt is too short, what can it cover up?" Professor Xue looked at those half-exposed thighs and couldn't help thinking.

While muttering, I took a second look and realized that it wasn't that Fenfen's trainee nurse skirt was too short, but that the legs of the person wearing it were too long...

The "little nurse" pulled out the copied memory card, put a note on the counter, turned around and walked into the nurse's station.

Professor Xue picked up the note, put it in his pocket, and opened it surreptitiously when he walked to no one's place:

[Put your eyeballs away! 】

Xue Fang: "..."

There is another sentence on the back:

[See you in the men's room on the 10rd floor in 23 minutes]

Professor Xue walked around upstairs and touched a sign that said "under maintenance, please do not enter", which was hanging on the door of the men's bathroom on the 23rd floor.

After a while, the door of the men's bathroom was pushed open, and a tall and slender "little nurse" came in pushing a cleaning cart.

He locked the door with his backhand, pulled off his wig, kicked off his pure white low-heeled shoes, unbuttoned his clothes that were too tight, and heaved a sigh of relief. In front of Xue Fang, he bent down and pulled up the skirt from his thighs, lifted legs, with one foot on the sink, rolled up the flesh-colored thigh socks from top to bottom with a calm expression, ready to take them off.

Professor Xue wants to cry but has no tears.

I want to watch it, but if I keep staring at it, it seems that I will be beaten by a "cat".

Forget it, hit as long as you hit, and don't get scratched by the cat's claws, how can you be considered a qualified cat lover!

So Professor Xue found out the plain mirror from the briefcase, put it on, and began to appreciate it with a correct attitude.

Miao Xun's movements really stopped, the stockings were hanging on his calf, his eyes were sharp, he typed and asked: "What are you looking at?"

Professor Xue muttered: "It's not like I haven't seen it..."

You've seen all of them, what's this, right?

"You really want to see it?"

"I didn't really think about it... about 70% of the time, maybe." Professor Xue began to pretend to look at Miao Xun in the mirror...

"Hmph." Miao Xun made a nasal sound, and typed: "Hypocrisy."

"Cat" stretched his wrists, sat on the sink with his buttocks, stretched out his long legs, straightened his toes, hooked his toes, his chaotic eyes turned to Xue Fang, and the screen lit up: "Come here and take it off for me."

It is an excessive and casual request.

Xue Fang thought that it might be because the "cat" was still young and didn't know the cruel consequences of opening his body at will.

But the other side told him rationally, "Cat" is very clear, "Cat" did it on purpose.

Xue Fang couldn't help asking: "Did you often ask others like this before?"

Miao Xun didn't answer directly, "I don't care."

It doesn't matter, you can do whatever you want, so you can be treated however you want.Whether his body is broken or his soul dies, he will bear the consequences himself...

In his distorted vision, a man was approaching him.

He grinned and grinned, his facial features were rich and deep, fresh like poison, one glance would make him lose his mind and become completely crazy for him.

He opened his body indifferently, like a cat defenseless with its soft belly.

The man stretched out his hand to him, and it turned into a ball of pitch black, sticky, tick-tock...

The chaotic vision freezes frame by frame, getting closer, getting closer, smell, body temperature, touch, and the micro-current aroused when the skin touches...

"Since it doesn't matter, it's okay to be hugged by me for a while."