Laid-off guide is a cat wife

who I am?Where do I come from?

Once a person satisfies his appetite, he will think about these two issues.

It is not difficult to understand the mentality of the Semitic people who are so rich that they are obsessed with "recognizing their ancestors and returning to their clan" from generation to generation, not to mention that there is such a "dog" patriarch...

Rich people always have some strange quirks to show their specialness.Xue Fang complained silently, and added Rong's in by the way.

After negotiating terms with the dachshund, Xue Fang insisted on signing an agreement.

This old man forced him to see too many people these days. Can you expect him to obediently fulfill his verbal agreement with someone who can put his own brain in a dog's skull?

"Professor Xue, I have paw prints on my document, just sign next to it." Gou Yun licked the ink-stained dog pad.

Xue Fang didn't dare to be careless, picked up the paper document and checked it carefully, even the numbers on the margins.

The agreement reads: Xue Fang needs to hand over a genealogy of the Semitic language before June 6 and guarantee its authenticity.After receiving the pedigree, Gou Yun will deliver 30 combat airships, 10 sets of particle missiles, and 20 portable anti-material light-chasing guns to Miao Xun within 31 days, including one that has not been sold on the market and is still in the late stage of research and development. The flash-100 interstellar mecha in the secrecy stage.

From Miao Xun's point of view, Gou Yun's generosity is so strange that one has to doubt it.

Xue Fang took out a pen and was about to sign his name when Miao Xun pulled out the pen from his fingers and rushed to sign.

"This is my business, you can be responsible for implementing it, but ultimately the power rests with me."

Xue put the word "power" into "responsibility" automatically in his mind.The little cat who insisted on shouldering the responsibility, he was overwhelmed.

"What else do we share with each other, and whoever signs the name is the same."

"It's different. I don't want to have anything to do with you." The arrogant little wild cat said consciously.

The agreement was in duplicate, the dachshund put away the agreement, and rang the bell with the dog's paw: "Levy, Levi—&%#&...go."

The sentence in the middle is Semitic.Miao Xun looked at Xue Fang subconsciously, and the guide immediately translated to him in his mind: "He said, bring 'princess' here."

The butler asked respectfully: "Princess is watching &%* at %@#￥%."

Xue Fang: "Where does the princess see the newborn. That place is called Kemari, which is a word I don't know."

Kemari... Miao Xun's heart was shaken, this word... was very similar to the pronunciation he used as a secret hint.

It should be just a coincidence.After all, the federal dialect and certain dialects of the empire also have highly similar pronunciations, but the meanings are completely different.

After a while, a young girl walked in from the door, dressed in a flowing silk white dress, covered with a veil, only showing her scissored eyes.Holding a crystal ball in both hands, she stood quietly behind the dachshund.

The dachshund lay on the gold silk cushion, wagging its tail happily: "Let me introduce to my friends, she is my beloved daughter Alyssa."

No wonder she is called a princess, and she looks favored by the way she dresses up.

However, the patriarch's next sentence really surprised the two of them, "Let her collect the sample, Professor Xue, please use it to your heart's content."

"!? Can't do it." Xue Fang quickly refused, "Voice collection is very laborious, and there is no need for such precious samples."

The dachshund propped up its two front paws, and explained in a friendly manner: "Alyssa is the second-best learner of Semitic in the clan." He paused, proudly raised his chest, "Of course I am the first. "

"Then you can ask the princess to record it and send it to me online for analysis."

"Transmission over the optical network is very risky, and I don't want my native language to be monitored by the Federal National Security Agency."

So it must be crowded? !Xue vented his anger and didn't call anywhere.

Miao Xun suddenly held him down, typed with one hand, and raised the screen to show Gou Yun: "We can take her away. But she is the only one."

The dachshund generously agreed: "No problem. Housekeeper, go and help the princess pack her luggage." He turned the dog's head, with reluctance flashing in his dark eyes, "Alyssa, my lovely little daughter, you have to come back often I."

The girl nodded, and the veil floated with the wind, revealing a beautiful face.

No matter how affectionate Gou Yun is, Xue Fang still feels that there is something wrong... Alyssa is not like a little daughter who is really favored, but more like a small teacup that Gou Yun likes. It can be given away generously.

——But soon, Xue Fang was slapped in the face.

On the way back to Capital Star, Xue Fang chose to rent a private spaceship to reduce travel time.There were only him, Miao Xun, Zanka and the princess on board, but the cabin was almost overweight because the princess had tons of luggage.

You need to specify the brand of paper towels to wipe your hands, you need to use a measuring cup for drinking water, and you need to weigh your meals in grams. Even eating a pomegranate is so exaggerated that you need to count the number of pieces.

Sitting opposite her, Miao Xun rested his chin on his palm, staring at her with great interest.

Alyssa wiped the pomegranate juice from her mouth, feeling offended by his gaze, "Why do you keep looking at me? Haven't you seen a lady eating?"

"Cat" smiled and raised the terminal: "I want to know if you will die if you eat one more."

Alyssa was not angry: "I don't blame you for being vicious. After all, you have no self-control and don't know the benefits of temperance."

At this time, Zanka happened to walk into the dining room and heard it, rushed over and grabbed the princess by the collar, and said viciously, "Hey, who gave you the face to talk to Miao Xun like that!"

Alyssa calmly looked at her angry eyes, as if she could see through Zanka's heart, "You lost your virginity, self-esteem, partner, and became angry, not like yourself."

"I'll let you taste what it's like to lose your front teeth right away!"

The two girls wrestled together, tearing each other's hair.Zanka made wild moves and quickly gained the upper hand, riding the princess and beating her pretty face.

Miao Xun held a pot of cherries, watching while eating.

The princess was hammered until her face was swollen, she struggled to reach out to touch the crystal ball that fell on the ground, and whispered "sleep!" Zanka immediately fell down in response, unconscious.

When Xue Fang came in, the table was overturned, the dishes were broken all over the floor, the princess was standing by the wall alone holding the crystal ball and sulking, Zanka was lying on the ground, and Miao Xun was squatting beside him with a garbage bag to pick up the broken pieces Porcelain.

As the only sensible "adult" on this ship, Xue Fang asked sternly: "Who did it!"

The princess immediately complained, pointing at Miao Xun and said, "It was he who spoke rudely first, and cursed me to die."

"Very good." Xue Fang nodded and turned his gaze to the "cat".Miao Xun shrank his shoulders, raised his head as if he wanted to say something, then lowered his head to clean silently, pretending to be innocent and wronged.

"Who beat you?" Xue Fang asked again.

"This woman." The princess pointed to the ground.

"Whoever beats you, you beat it back. As for Miao Xun's bad words—" Xue Fang walked over, took the plastic bag, and pulled Miao Xun up, "Next time this happens, you will suffer. "

Xue Fang stated his position, but the princess was not angry, she just looked up at him with deep eyes, and answered irrelevantly: "Your fish is very big and beautiful."

Xue Fang suppressed his expression, and calmly put Miao Xun behind him to protect him.

This Alyssa may be one of the rare supernatural beings who can read other people's spiritual domains from a distance without contact.

The princess looked through him, and commented on Miao Xun flatly: "And you have nothing."

Miao Xun laughed, and a switchblade appeared in his hand.

"Of course he has," Xue Fang held up Miao Xun's fingers with a conniving expression, "the big and beautiful fish is his."

"It's a pity that the fish is drying up and dying." The princess lowered her voice, "I can help you save the fish. I have very wide waters."

"No need, I have it at home." Xue Fang was annoyed by her meddling.

After tidying up the dining room, separating the princess and Zanka, and locking them in their own rooms, Xue breathed a sigh of relief, feeling as if he was dealing with a cat-dog fight, driving both parties back into their cages, each withholding food for a day.

Big trouble came.

"How to arrange the princess after returning?" Xue Fang asked Miao Xun for advice.

Miao Xun said casually, "Put it at home and watch it."

"no!"

Miao Xun wrapped his neck around his neck with a smile, pulled him over, and pressed his forehead against his, "Why, are you afraid that she will threaten my position?"

Well, I still have a little fever.

"Your status is unshakable." Xue Fang said firmly, "I don't like her going around reading other people's spiritual domains and saying it in person."

Miao Xun buried himself in his neck, and lazily rubbed against her, "I have a good candidate, suitable to watch over her."

"Who?"

"Your former colleague, Lin Yikun, he is mentally ill." Miao Xun smiled badly, "She likes to read other people, there is nothing normal in the mind of a mental patient."

Xue Fang scratched his high nose bridge and praised him, "Wise!"

They leaned against the porthole corridor, and outside the tempered glass was the vast sea of ​​stars, bright and gorgeous.The surroundings are quiet, except for the slight engine sound of the spaceship running, there is only each other's breathing.

Miao Xun saw his own eyes in the reflection of the glass, restless, turbulent, and full of uncertainty.

In the past, he didn't care about anything, as if he was wandering by the cliff, considering the angle of jumping off, with a calm and steady state of mind.

It's different now.When he has something he cares about, he fears losing it.

The cold hand was slowly stuffed into the man's sweater, and moved up against the skin.He changed his ears and tail, softly close to Xue Fang, fit the shape of his embrace, melted into Xue Fang's arms like a puddle of cat water, exhaled in small mouths, and called out in the spiritual realm like annoyance:

"Xue Fang...Xue Fang, eat me, can you save your fish?"

"I won't eat you..." Xue Fang gently stroked his back.

"Then what should I do?" He was a little anxious and a little angry, "I can't, you teach me."

A straightforward request.

Teach me - for a professor, it may be the most straightforward and irresistible temptation.

Xue Fang's voice was low, like an echo in the deep sea, "It will hurt."

"I'm not afraid of pain." "Cat"'s voice was actually happy, and he was very pleased. "The last thing I fear is pain."

Xue Fang wants to say that it is because I know that I feel distressed.

Miao Xun's high tolerance for pain was obtained in exchange for countless times of pain.Xue Fang will never forget the kitten who gave himself painkillers, numbly sucked a trace of sweetness, and was ready to be destroyed at any time.

The cat's tail got into Xue Fang's shirt, the tip of the hair was fluffy and trembling, and the haunting "cat" voice was sticky and soft, shaking Xue Fang's spiritual realm:

"Professor Xue, give me a lesson. I want your strict teaching, guide me, spur me..."

Xue Fang put the charming little cat demon in his arms, and said with a low smile, "Okay."

The little cat's eyes lit up.

He bit his sensitive hairy ears, the sound vibrated magnetically, causing a burst of numbness, burning from the tailbone to the tip of the tail, "Teacher Xue will teach you how to use a guide correctly."