Laid-off guide is a cat wife

According to the "Protection Law for Persons with Ability", all sentries and guides of the Federation, regardless of their age, must be forced to enter the Ability School for centralized management and concentrated study after awakening.

During the four years in school, they have to understand the difference between themselves and ordinary people from all aspects, and strive to integrate and adapt to society.

The school adopts a 2+2 model, with two years of teaching and two years of practice.Xue Fang finished the lecture part after only half a year. Since he couldn't find a suitable matching sentinel, Master Xue refused to make up for it, so he didn't participate in the internship.

What should I do if I don’t earn enough credits without an internship, and I can’t get a guide certificate?

——The college has a veteran benefit: For those who have already been on the battlefield, have received meritorious service, and want to continue their studies, they can redeem corresponding credits based on their meritorious level, and they are exempted from the internship course.

Xue Fang found another way and directly signed up for the battlefield. Among the veterans, he easily obtained the first-class merit that some people would never touch in his life, just to exchange for credits when he came back.

At that time, the dean of the School of Supernatural Persons, shaking Xue Fang's exchange application, his forehead was twitching: "Is that why you don't want to practice?"

At that time, Young Master Xue replied so awesomely: "Internship? Wasting two years as a babysitter for a giant baby sentinel, do you think I started a philanthropic hall?"

14 years have passed, and the current Professor Xue sighs in his heart every day: If only Mimi could listen to me every day...

Of course, he's still a Dreadbaby Sentinel now.The last battlefield was procrastinating, all relying on the guide's milk, which is no different from waste.

Therefore, when the excellent and high-quality student Mimi took the initiative to move a small table and sit in front of him, Professor Xue felt very comfortable.

Who can refuse a student who is diligent, inquiring and good-looking! ?

Xue Fang looked at him kindly and took out a pen and paper from the hole in the table——

Well, come prepared.

A bag of potato chips——

Replenish energy at any time in class so that you can concentrate on listening and be serious!

Two glasses of fruit juice came over, and one was placed on Xue Fang's table——

Respect teachers, traditional virtues!

With palms propped up, he sat on the desk with his buttocks, dangling his slender legs, and began to unbutton himself proficiently——

"? Miao Xun, we are in serious class." Teacher Xue grabbed his hand.

Miao Xun looked at him slightly confused, "I know, but don't you have to pay the tuition fee before class?"

"... Cough, this, you bought a lifetime course."

Rusty golden eyes lit up: "Does it mean that you don't need to pay?"

Xue Fang laughed softly: "No, you have to repay the 'loan' to me every month, and you will be charged interest if you delay it."

"Cat" jumped off the table smoothly, stood on tiptoe, and turned back to his small table with one step, lying lazily on it, "profiteer."

"Okay, let's start now. Pull yourself together." Xue Fang took the captain's baton as a pointer, and tapped on the electronic screen.

"Okay~" Student Miao replied lazily.

Because he was not sure whether Miao Xun had received formal training for supernatural beings, Xue Fang downloaded a set of commonly used teaching materials directly from the optical network, and played them on the screen as an aid.

"We went straight to Book Three: The Permanent Binding of Sentinels and Guides.

If the short-term binding is a trial version of the sentinel relationship, the permanent binding is the official version, which unlocks many new functions. "

Miao Xun: "For example?"

"For example, the first item, spiritual dialogue." The gaze behind the lens is gentle and smiling, "It's like our current dialogue."

Miao Xun sat up a little bit, his little ears pricked up.

"After permanent binding, our spiritual communication is more direct. Although this kind of communication can break through the physical space and be carried out in the four-dimensional field, it will still be affected by the three-dimensional space. Physiological distance, object occlusion, and noise interference will all affect the 'call quality' '."

Miao Xun raised his eyebrows and asked, "Like a wifi signal?"

"Yes, the metaphor is accurate."

Miao Xun propped his chin to look at him, and asked briskly, "Teacher, how many squares are we at now?"

"Full grid." Professor Xue smiled lightly and looked at him, carefully resolving his doubts.

Miao Xun hooked the corner of his mouth, as if he didn't care, he tore open the bag of potato chips.

Next, Xue Fang continued to explain the concept of spiritual dialogue: "The normal sentinel and guide's spiritual 'signal range' is 0-20 meters. The way to measure the range is very simple, and the common method is: in a quiet environment and a straight line with simple terrain, The guide and the sentinel walk in the opposite direction at the same time with their backs facing each other, calling in their heads every 0.5 meters until they can no longer be heard."

"Wow", the chair moved away, Miao Xun stood up, and patted the potato chips on the palm of his hand.

"Huh? Is there any problem, Miao?"

"Cat" came over and grabbed the guide's arm, and pulled him away, "It's boring to talk about it, you have to take me to practice."

The little wild cat who can't stand it doesn't like to sit obediently on the bench and listen to the class.

I found a long, secluded corridor far away from the screw engine. Xue Fang and Miao Xun stood back to back, and the guide said, "Now we are stepping forward at the same time. The range between you and me must exceed 20 meters, so call once every 1 meter. "

Miao Xun was very excited about this kind of small game-like activity, "Then I'll call."

"Okay, I'll respond to you."

Xue Fang thought he would call numbers, but "cat" avoided reporting the numbers, and the voice echoed in his mind: "Xue Fang."

"Ah."

The second step, "Xue Fangfang."

With his back turned to him, Xue Fang couldn't help but curled his lips, agreeing: "I'm here."

In the third step, "Xue... let it go!" The tone is raised.

"Cat" had a great time, and Xue Fang responded promptly and gently.I don’t know how many times I yelled “Let’s go, put, let’s go.” The cat occasionally gets dizzy from counting, and will stop and count again. Xue put it in his mind and reminded him softly, “No. 30 is five steps away.”

Miao Xun deliberately said, "Then I'll say it again."

It must be annoying to be called by my name so many times.But the guide was very conniving, and took the trouble to agree to him gently.

From the beginning to the end, Miao Xun was unwilling to reveal even a single number.

Xue Fang knew the reason, and his nasal cavity was slightly sour.

Being forced to count when whipped and punished is completely different from counting steps when playing with a lover.

When playing with the person he likes, he doesn't want any unhappiness involved, so he won't say any numbers that will remind him of pain.

Shouting your name can cover the bad stuff for him.

Because when he mentions you, all he thinks of are happy memories.

He just wanted to, well, enjoy this little game.Be a kitten who is simply pampered by you, that's all.

"Xue Fang? Hello? Can't you hear me?"

Having walked 49 meters, Xue Fang adjusted his breathing.

"Can't you really hear it? Xue Fang?"

Miao Xun thought he was out of the range of the signal, so he said to himself in his mind: "Teacher Daidai can't hear me, is there only this distance? I didn't pay attention at all in class, and watched me for 10 seconds in 534.78 minutes. Pretending to be serious, thinking I didn’t notice it? Wearing a suit and holding a pointer looks pretty good... Hmph, I don’t know how many students have been fooled..."

"You were also deceived, student Xiao Miao." A voice suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Cat" couldn't believe it and turned his head to see that Mr. Xue was holding the glass in the corridor in the distance, and his glasses almost laughed off.

Miao Xun's hair exploded in an instant, becoming angry from embarrassment, the fluff in the ear holes on the top of his head exploded, his tail exploded twice as thick, and he clenched his fist.

"Excessive! This is not in line with the principle of mutual trust!"

Professor Xue was straightening the frame, and his wise eyes shot from the edge of the thin frame, "It did not cause actual harm, but pleased the guide's psychology, so it conforms to the principle of trust."

"Sophistry!" He was so angry that he turned into an airplane ear in seconds.

"The final interpretation rests with the teacher."

Miao Xun ran away with a groan, Xue put behind him and said with a smile: "Then it's get out of class time, I'll give you 10 minutes to rest—"

The signal is broken.

Miao Xun stopped, looked back subconsciously, and estimated the distance visually, it was 52 meters.

The maximum distance between him and the guide is 52.185 meters.In this range, everyone can speak.

--Recess.

Miao Xun pressed his cheek against the small table, found an extra-long straw from somewhere, and sipped the juice once in a while.Xue Fang was talking on the phone with someone else on the other side.

When he spoke calmly, those thin lips looked extraordinarily cold and unreasonable:

"...Well, I understand, you don't have to worry about this, it won't affect you."

"... Amending the bill is beneficial to everyone, and your family will benefit from it twice."

"...Huh? They also want to join, I welcome it very much. I will arrive at Capital Star at 10 o'clock tonight, which happens to be after dinner. Why don't we have a small gathering, it's convenient—hmm!"

Xue Fang's pupils contracted, looking at the enlarged handsome face in front of his eyes, he was hugged by the "cat" around the neck, and gulped down the juice with his lips.

"Cat" wiped the corners of his mouth with the back of his hands apart, and smiled mischievously at his blank look.

Xue Fang regained his composure, took the terminal in one hand, and continued calmly to the other end of the communication, "You have finalized the specific location", while embracing the thin waist of "Cat", pulled it over and held it down, and ran through his hair with his slender hands. Rua his ear hard with one hand.

The punished little bad cat struggled in his arms, was touched by fingers into the earholes, scratched through the thin eardrum, and cried out unbearably: "Oh, meow, ah, chirp, chirp— —”

The other end of the communication asked strangely: "Xue Fang, what is that sound? Is there a problem with the signal?"

Xue Fang continued to rua without changing his face, "It's okay, the cat at home jumped on my lap and was about to bite my wrist—hiss!"

"Did you get bitten?"

"It's just playing with me." Xue Fang was bitten by Miao Xun's wrist, his fingers rolled down, and he scratched his chin with a smile. The Sentinels need my company."

"See you then."

Xue Fang hung up the communication, and just about to touch the cat, Miao Xun dodged and ran away.

Sure enough, cats can lick people, but you can't lick him.

- The break is over.

Xue Fang reopened the textbook on the screen, clicked on the four words "link interrupted", "Under special circumstances, the 'communication range' between the guide and the sentinel will be interrupted. It may be the spiritual penetration of other guides, or there may be physical Electromagnetic interference brain waves."

"Besides, because the sentries often fall into mania and lose their five senses, it is not uncommon for them to be unable to hear or speak." When Xue Fang said this, he glanced at Miao Xun, as if to comfort him, "It's normal."

"That's why bound partners generally stipulate gestures, which are used in an emergency when the mental link is interrupted and unable to speak."

Miao Xun pointed to the hand gesture illustration on the virtual screen, "What do we need to remember?"

"Not all. These are the examples given in the guidebook. Many people will follow them to save trouble, such as this simple ok, no, and pause."

Xue Fang propped his hands on the table, smiled and looked closely at him: "We don't use these. I will give you the prescribed gestures, which are unique."

He tapped the screen with the pointer and switched to the next one:

1. Pinch two fingers together and repeat three times—emergency, I need treatment.

2. Draw a circle in the air with the index finger - I need to be comforted.

3. Make a fist and move your thumb to the left - do you agree?

4. Thumbs and index fingers face each other and form a triangle - no touching.

The top student, Xiaomi, drew a picture on the paper, held the edge of the paper, and showed it to him: "Is that so, teacher?"

Xue Fang walked down, took away the lovely piece of paper with peace of mind, folded it up and stuffed it into his trousers in front of his face, "I have to finish the corrections before giving you a mark."

"Wait a minute." Miao Xun raised his hand and called him, "I didn't write my name."

Xue Fang had no choice but to take it out and return it to him. He thought the "cat" would take it away directly, but he really picked up the pen, wrote his name on the upper right corner seriously, checked it again, and glanced down. , crossed out gesture number 4.

"What's wrong with number 4, don't you like this gesture, you can change it."

Miao Xun folded up the papers, crossed the table, stooped and stuffed them into his pocket, lowered his head and whispered in his mind:

"Don't ban..."

The small ears collapsed to the sides, a little aggrieved.

Xue Xin trembled, stroked his cheek, and explained: "It's not that you are prohibited, but you have the right to prohibit me."

Miao Xun's cat ears trembled, but he still didn't raise his head.

Xue Fang paused, and said softly, "Miao Xun, I hope you are free with me. You always have the right to choose."

"I know..." The clear youth's voice gradually became unsteady, he raised his eyes, quickly peeked at the guide, lowered his face again, and turned into a trembling toffee voice, "but I... want to be restrained by you."

It's like being stuck in the throat by chocolate, sweet and speechless, and can only chew carefully, waiting for the thick sweetness and slightly bitterness to melt into the stomach with the esophagus, splashing the sweet juice, it is unbearable Taking a breath, he said eagerly:

"That's not restraint." Xue Fang's stomach was burning, "It's my love."

"Cat" raised his face and smiled shyly and brightly, "Then I will also restrain you."

Don't ban touching, just compromise with each other.

"Miao Miao..." Fortunately, I was the one who picked you up.

Miao Xun took out the pointer from his hand, pressed the button, and flipped down a few pages of the content on the screen, which was nothing less than:

——The guide must provide at least 5 mental combings per month. If the frequency is lower than this, you can complain to the system and apply for coordination.

——The auxiliary screening function of the guide can open the spiritual domain, allowing the sentinel to use the guide as a medium to watch the flow of information.

…………

Miao Xun simply sat on the small table, flipped through more than ten chapters, turned around and said to Xue Fang: "You have made a lot of them, but none of them are on point."

"?"

"You only said your obligation, not my responsibility."

"I……"

"I do know one, Mr. Xue, explain it to me carefully."

"What is it?"

Miao Xun pointed his chin with his finger, tilted his head and said with a playful smile: "Set a 'safe word' for your bound sentinel."