Laid-off guide is a cat wife

"Boom!" The cat sent a fist from the sky, hitting Xue Fang on the head.

"Oh——" Xue Fang, who was caught off guard by the beating, covered his head, "Why did you suddenly beat me?"

Miao Xun folded his hands on his chest, and pretended to be awe-inspiring: "I have acted justice on behalf of the God of Cats."

"Ah?" Xue Fang didn't react.

Miao Xun: "You were beaten by me, so I wrote it off."

The sentry grabbed him and rubbed his hit head, making Xue Xin feel a throbbing in his heart.Use this method to comfort him and get rid of the psychological grudge, and it really is his cute kitten.

"Miao Miao..." Xue Fang called the sentinel by name, and Xue Fang regarded him as a representative of the cat group, and he had the courage to continue to confess.

"That little milk cat has been wandering for a long time, protecting food and eating too much. I was afraid that it would spoil my stomach, so I kept telling my maid not to let it eat too much. But one day, my father threw the stuffed cat in front of me and said it was My sin, if you can’t afford it, don’t raise it, let your own things out of sight, and you deserve to be destroyed—this is a lesson he taught me.”

"I went to bury the cat at night, but he asked someone to pull it out and threw it into the trash can in front of me. After that, I was a little confused. The loopholes in the spiritual domain were left since then. It was just a small crack at first. I No matter what, it's getting bigger and bigger, and now it's finally leaking."

He breathed a long sigh of relief, but he was a little relieved: "Maybe 15 years have passed, and my sins have been redeemed, so you are here."

Miao Xun flatly denied: "No."

Xue Fang: "Huh?"

Miao Xun raised the corner of his mouth, "I'm here to urge you to repay the debt for a lifetime."

Xue Fang let out a hey, smiling and going to hug the cat, but Miao Xun pushed him down with an elbow, squatting behind the bushes, "Hush! Be quiet, a guide is here."

Squatting in the grass, Professor Xue was extremely aggrieved, and meeting each other made it look like they were having an affair.

The sound of high-heeled shoes was getting closer, and even Xue Fang could smell a strong pheromone. Putting it in the sentry's nose, it was even more like the effect of a perfume bottle exploding.

... This girl has too much body odor!

"The leader didn't respond to messages. Fortunately, I asked the boss to locate you." The guide spoke in a nasal voice, which sounded like a bad cold.

...is it a man? !Xue Fang was even more shocked.

Miao Xun took out the terminal, half-closed his eyelids, and said indifferently and impatiently, "Why don't you come to the small park to have a good time after drinking too much wine?"

The other party giggled, "Sure enough, he is still the leader, so casual."

Miao Xun raised his eyebrows and smiled slightly, his strong amorous feelings rippling, "There is a guide who is willing to let me play, why should I refuse?"

Xue Fang hid below and nodded calmly, agreeing.

The male guide couldn't help but took two deep breaths, and sighed: "My dear, you are too sweet. I also let go of my state. It's better to hit the sun than to choose another day. Let's have a shot too? By the way, I'll give you a full set of spiritual counseling." "

Miao Xun's expression remained unmoved, but in fact, he secretly exerted force with his left hand, and with great difficulty managed to hold Xue who was so restless.

The guide surnamed Xue had a ferocious expression on his face, wishing he could go out immediately and have an earth-shattering spiritual struggle.

Miao Xun glanced down, stuck his finger into his mouth, and blocked it.

"Hmm!" He pinched Xue Fang's tongue and lightly rubbed it, all the blood that was throbbing just now rushed to his face, and his tailbone began to tingle.

He was very itchy, and he was upset that Miao Xun was in the small park separated by a bush, playing with others while communicating, and wanted to do some tricks.

"Don't mess with me." Miao Xun warned in his mind.

Mi officials are only allowed to set fire, and Xue people are not allowed to touch Mi's ankles, that's too much!

Miao Xun pursed his lips and typed to the organization's male guide: "I don't want to get on the bus."

"What about the bus? I'm a public guide, and it's my duty to take care of everyone."

Miao Xun: "Isn't the bus the self-introduction you wrote on the homepage of the newsletter?"

"Well, the leader can get on the bus for free."

Xue put it in his head and shouted: "Tell him! You have an exclusive train for life and get a free fruit plate!"

Miao Xun ignored him, and wanted to end the topic earlier: "Why did the boss ask you to come? Notify the mission?"

"It's not your task, it's mine. Tomorrow I'm going to the matchmaking office to investigate a freak who can do 30 matches a day. I need to find a sentry who is not too different from my level to pretend to be a partner." The guide "Fox" finished. , couldn't help muttering strangely, "How is it possible to do 30 times a day? My compatibility is so high that I only match 24 times a year."

Miao Xun: "Fake marriage or divorce?"

The fox smiled and swung its big tail, "Get married, it's sweeter to get married."

Miao Xun thought in his heart: I can't stop it.

The fox's smile instantly froze on his face, as if his soul had been drained, he fell back numbly.His mental net was swept away by manic mental power, the level was too disparate, and he didn't even have time to defend.

Xue Fang patted the blades of grass sticking to his body, stood up calmly, stretched his head and looked out, "You have been harassed by this kind of thing all day? I just took a look at his spiritual domain, and it's so dirty to me."

Miao Xun was quite helpless: "Teacher Xue is very impulsive today, and he smells sour all the time."

It's okay if he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, Xue Fang felt wronged: "How can you not be sour, you won't let me contact you."

Miao Xun had no choice but to hug the older guide, imitating the way the other party comforted him, and give him a smooth back, "Okay, okay, I will accompany you to play in the spiritual scene for a while."

"Here, the small dark park?!"

"Otherwise, isn't the training your guides have received to overcome various environments and communicate with the Sentinels?"

Xue Fang gritted his teeth and said boldly: "Let the horse come here, and whoever yells first will be fined an extra 10 minutes."

Miao Xun pursed his lips and smiled: "Meow~"

Xue Fang's cheeks were hot all of a sudden, his heart was jumping wildly, a pool of warm blood flowed to his limbs, and he was soothed a lot, "Forget it, forget it, I'll finish it, don't mess around and waste your energy."

He was suddenly knocked into the spiritual waters by the consciousness of the sentinel, and he chanted loudly while avoiding it. The little wild cat covered his mouth and whispered in his ear: "An extra 20 minutes of punishment."

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It was late at night when Xue Fang returned home.

He took off his sweat-soaked shirt, poured a large bottle of cold water to drive away the residual heat of the combination, and when he sat back to work, the sense of urgency that had been pressing on his head for a while seemed to disappear.

As explained in the Wizard's Handbook, permanently bound Sentinels and Guides can help relieve each other's stress.No matter how many inhibitors you take, it can't compare to a dripping brain combination.

Xue Fang used to scoff at such theories, but now he regards them as bibles, wishing to copy them down and send them to Miao Xun, so that his runaway little mi can do the same.

He unfolded the notebook, thinking about the half sentence that Miao Xun told him before leaving:

Fit is the greatest invention of the human body, so it must—

From the perspective of the physiology of supernatural beings, the degree of fit = the degree of soul fit between one person and another, and the degree of compatibility = the degree of fit between one person and many people.

As we all know, it is impossible to have two completely fused souls in the world, like Xue Fang and Miao Xun's 96% is already unbelievably high, which belongs to the probability of winning the [-] million prize.Although Alyssa did not have "[-] million", she held a handful of high-value lottery tickets, and she was swimming in the prize pool.

One had to wonder if she had activated a cheating device.

But Xue Fang has heard of synthetic spirit body and synthetic human skeleton, but he has never heard that the degree of fit can be adulterated.

For professional habits, he searched advanced optical network, but there was no answer.After a second thought, he opened the academic background that he hadn't used for a long time, logged into the Pysideljo account, and used the language review and editing rights of more than 30 top journals to search for previously rejected submissions.

The interface flashed, and a large gray unreadable document jumped out. Only the title, date, author and a brief introduction of the article can be seen from the residual snapshot.

【Improvement of Compatibility of Ability Users——Research on the Emancipation of Social Efficiency】

[Reason for rejecting manuscript: Violating the voluntary matching regulations of supernatural beings, too utopian]

[Submission time: April 2166, 4]

【Author: Hu Shuo, Rong Fang】

Xue Fang had a splitting headache, closed the interface, went out and sat in the corridor, staring blankly at a pine tree in the corner.

Ten years ago, he was called Rong Fang.

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It's not that the Rong family didn't have their downfalls, but that generation had Rong Huan, who turned the tide for Yun. Not only did he become the speaker at a young age, but he also sent his younger sister to the Supreme Legislative Yuan. Half the federation had to rely on Rong Huan look alive.

But Rong Huan also has difficulties, he is a guide, he has a higher vision and a higher spirit, he is not willing to be an appendage of the White Tower and the sentinels of the military headquarters, and wants to find a partner of the same level.

For SS-level guides, the options are actually very narrow.

Rong Huan only announced his marriage at the age of 35, and his partner was a surprise actress who was just released from prison.The family background is messy, and there are so many criminal records that they can't be deleted. The only thing that is worthwhile may be the level of ability.

It is said that the emblem on Rong Huan's body was pure black the day after he registered his marriage.

It was so dark and strong, so strong that it surpassed SS-level abilities, and was trapped at home by Rong Huan as a lone eagle with broken wings. Within a year, the Rong family gave birth to a new heir—Rong Fang.

But Rong Shi did not calm down because of this.The relationship between Rong Huan and his wife was very bad, and they fought violently at every turn. As an old star thief, his wife often disappeared without notice, and there was another round of quarrels after returning.

Gradually, it was rumored that the compatibility between Chairman Rong and Sentinel's wife was very low, no more than 40%.

It was only when Rong Fang was 12 years old that he learned that the degree of compatibility between his parents was only 19%, which was far below the recommended value in the "Guidelines for Combining Ability Users".

They divorced when they were 13 years old.

Rong Fang lived with his father, and spent 7 years in a daze. At the age of 20, he suddenly woke up, and brought his household registration book to change his mother's surname by himself.

Before Rong Huan had time to get angry, he died of illness on the airship returning home.

Rong Fang became Xue Fang, and lived a peaceful life for ten years.

But Xue Fang has no impression at all. When he was 17 years old, he published an article on artificial modification of fit, or was it with his veterinarian friend Hu Shuo?

He and Hu Shuoming knew each other when they were undergraduates... In the cafeteria, he bumped into Hu Shuo's dinner plate, and the braised eggplant fell to the ground...ah no, it was braised pork...it didn't seem right either.

At noon the next day, President Xue invited Associate Professor Hu to order a plate of braised eggplant in the university cafeteria.

Hu Shuo looked down at the dishes, and said without any surprise, "You know everything."