Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Hu Shuo's attitude made Xue Fang uncomfortable.

Anyone who finds out that an old friend of ten years is hiding from him will have a strong sense of suspicion and distrust.

Hu Shuo was quite open-minded, and he wanted to reassure him as soon as he came up: "Old Xue, if you don't believe me, I can open my brain and let you check it."

Xue Fang was expressionless: "How much do you really know?"

Hu Shuo sighed heavily, "Would you believe me if I said that you have a mental disorder due to damage to the mental domain and have completely forgotten that I was your high school classmate?"

Xue Fang, who has always claimed to be a good citizen of the Federation, narrowed his eyes and expressed extreme doubt, "Mental disorder? Did you know that I got a perfect score in the mental test for joining the White Tower?"

"Of course, you are a cat with a high IQ and a pervert. Can the test stop you?"

Fearing that he would not believe it, Hu Shuo took out old photos as evidence, "Look, the evidence is as solid as a mountain."

Xue Fang took a closer look. Indeed, the disdainful eyebrows and handsome little face were exactly the same as his own.The only difference is that Hu Shuo's self in this photo is more indifferent and impersonal, and it can be seen how reluctant he was when he took the photo.

He also noticed the school gate in the background of the photo, [Special Energy Specialized School]—it was the boarding school where he went to middle and high school.

Xue Fangxin took two points, took out a piece of printing paper, and asked directly: "What's the matter with this article on the degree of fit?"

Hu Shuo cleared his throat, "We have to start from the beginning..."

Xue Fang crossed his arms impatiently, "Tell me a long story short, or I will fire you this afternoon."

"...It's even more fierce after the divorce."

Hu Shuo complained, and had to briefly summarize their "past", "The specialized schools are full of juveniles with supernatural powers who need to be 'corrected', and everyone has more or less problems. I can only awaken a part of my guiding ability , you have no spiritual body after awakening."

As soon as he heard the beginning, Xue Fang was surprised, "My spirit is very good?" Not only is it very good, but it was also raised by Miao Xun to be big and fat.

Hu Shuo: "You have a spiritual body after awakening for several years. And there are a lot of perverts in the school, and you are the most prominent in it."

"……for example?"

"You always feel that you are living in reincarnation, every day is repeated, stop the terminal time, and press your head, I believe you."

"……anything else?"

"You are very autistic, you only talk to me in the fourth semester."

Xue Fang: "That's okay, what else?"

Hu Shuo thought for a while, and continued to point out: "You seem to be particularly obsessed with the degree of fit."

Xue Xin's head jumped, and he quickly asked: "What is the obsession with the law? Do I reform myself? Do you open a laboratory to study human beings?"

"That's not true. You have been nagging for a while, saying that you want to do a big business and change human beings, and you insist on pulling me to do compatibility research. But we didn't do anything, we just found something that can improve The hormone that attracts supernatural beings to each other."

Xue Fangan felt relieved, "That's good..."

As long as he didn't hit himself with any messy things, the destruction of human beings was secondary.

"Later, your mental body reappeared after treatment, and you dropped out of the specialized school overnight. As for me, I trained like that for several years, so I simply transferred to an ordinary university. One day I ran into you suddenly, and found that you were messing around in school. It’s so windy and watery, it just scares me, the feeling of an autistic child suddenly enlightened.”

Hu Shuo shook his head while talking.

Xue Fang is very clear about the memory after meeting Hu Shuo.That is to say, his memory confusion happened a few years before the big killer whale was born.

"Did I behave strangely in the technical school?"

Hu Shuo showed embarrassment, "A pervert like you should ask if you are acting normally..."

Xue Fang refrained from hitting him, "So there is?"

"Really." As soon as this was mentioned, Hu Shuo said happily, "You used to go home every six months, but one year you started raising kittens, so you went home once a week. Classes last until Saturday afternoon. As soon as the bell rings here, you run away with your schoolbag on the other side, take a 9-hour spaceship to go home, stay for 10 hours, and then return to class on Monday in 9 hours."

"...how is this normal?" Xue Fang's forehead twitched.

"That's right, I think you're kind and righteous. It's only after I found out that I think you're a good friend."

Hu Shuo recalled, with a touch of emotion in his eyes, "I still remember you telling me, 'I have parents and family, and I am the only kitten.'"

Xue Fang didn't want to think about those days. He remembered that he often quarreled with his father because of the cat, and the kitten was often sick because of his poor health. Except for him, few people took care of the cat.

"By the way, why do you want a divorce. You and your little sentinel should have a high degree of compatibility, right?" Hu Shuo began to gossip in reverse.

"It's just as tall as ordinary." Xue Fang wanted to be perfunctory.

Hu Shuo had a look of disbelief, "Who are you kidding, you high-compatibility supremacist, you used to whisper in my ears all day long, 'Love without a high-compatibility is a mess'."

"It's impossible for me to say such a thing." Xue Fang denied it out of feeling.

"Anyway, that's probably what it means. You seem to be obsessed with compatibility because your uncle and aunt are divorced. Poor," Hu Shuo stood up and patted him on the shoulder. "Comrade Xiao Xue participated in the matching at the age of 14, and found a boyfriend at the age of 30." , when will the next spring come?"

The old god Xue Fang was there, "At any rate, I have been here before, and you are still in the cold winter."

"...that's too much!" Hu Shuo said, grinding his teeth, "Have you finished your questions? I'm going to class."

Xue Fang shook his finger and said with a sly smile: "No, in order to improve efficiency, I also prepared a 30-page questionnaire for you. After you answer truthfully, sign an electronic seal and return it to me. It will be legally effective."

"...As expected of you! Old Yinxue!"

Xue Fangben wanted to chat in detail, but Lin Yikun called him away urgently: "Alyssa is gone!"

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Alyssa is only 17 years old, when she is most playful, shut up at home all day, watched carefully by the bearded uncle guide, no matter how beautiful the delicate flower is, it will wither.

Taking advantage of Lin Yikun's insanity to feed the "child", she quietly fell out of the window on the second floor, and jumped into the arms of the boy downstairs with an "Aiyo".

The boy nervously helped her up and lowered his voice: "We won't be caught."

"What are you afraid of? I'll cover you!" Alyssa patted her chest, but muttered in her heart. Fortunately, she was a guide. If Miao Xun was a sentinel, she would be caught and locked into the small window as soon as her front foot stepped on the window sill. Black room.

The teenager smiled shyly, and handed her the bag, "The clothes you asked me to bring to you are here."

Alyssa dragged him into a dead corner of the alley. The young man turned his back with his face flushed. Hearing the rustle of the girl putting on her trousers and denim jacket, he asked in a low voice, "Alyssa, when will we next time... See you again?"

The girl replied heartlessly: "I don't know. After the limelight passes, I have to go on a blind date."

"...Why do you have to go on a blind date?"

Alyssa rushed up from behind and grabbed his hand affectionately, charming and cute: "I don't go on blind dates, so will I marry you? You are not a supernatural being, and you have no compatibility with me at all."

"Say, you're right..." The young man lowered his head in embarrassment.

Alyssa dragged him up and down the street, "But I still like you a lot."

The boy's eyes burst into brilliance, "Ah, really, I like you too!"

Alyssa looked back and smiled: "Yes, I don't even need to see what's in your mind, of course I like it."

"So it's this kind of liking..." The young man was silent for a while, then suddenly asked suspiciously, "Since you don't like looking at other people's minds, won't you have to endure it for the rest of your life if you marry your blind date?"

Alyssa's smile faded slowly.She let go of the boy's hand, said "You don't understand at all" coldly, and ran away.

"Alyssa! I was wrong~ wait for me." The boy had no choice but to chase her.

They wandered outside for two hours, completely unaware that there were two people chasing and intercepting them.

One is the sentinel guide partner of "Cheetah" and "Fox", and the other is two older guides looking for the way——

Lin Yikun asked passers-by as he walked, finally wiped off his sweat, and concluded with a straight face: "It's really difficult to deal with a dog's nose without a sentinel."

"Don't ask, it's too slow." Xue Fang came in a hurry, and learned that the princess ran away without a terminal positioning device at all, so he released the spirit body with a dark face, "I use the echo of the spirit body to locate."

The big killer whale is floating in the air, it flaps its tail fins, bared its sharp teeth, its body is smooth and huge, like a black and white powered nuclear submarine "swish" through the sky, frightening Lin Yikun and his mental body. Squat down with your head in your arms, "Why are you so big!"

"It's rare, it's strange, follow up quickly." Xue Fang pulled him up, and the two ran after the killer whale in the sky.

Fortunately, ordinary people passing by can't see the spiritual body of the guide, otherwise the killer whale with sharp teeth flying in the sky would definitely be on the evening news.

"Woooo! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the whistle of the top predator in the sea, Shen Yi, was frightening to hear.

But in the ears of the bound sentry, the translation was: "Where is meow, meow, meow?"

At the same time, Miao Xun from another area stopped and looked up at the sky: "?"

The fox was touching up his makeup, and the eyeliner asked enchantingly: "What did you hear?"

Miao Xun's expression remained unchanged, "Nothing." But when he turned his back, the corners of his mouth softened slightly.

——Xue Fang is also nearby.

"Did you smell that little sister?" The fox put away the makeup box, a little anxious. They have been going around in this area for the past two hours. Every time Miao Xun said that he smelled the smell, he almost ran over.

"It's vaguely there." Miao Xun casually pointed to a direction.

The fox didn't doubt that he had it, and while crossing the street, he said to himself: "Leader, I saw you secretly taking drugs this morning, why don't we bind for a while, and I'll help you fix it?"

Miao Xun didn't even bother to explain that it was not medicine, but chocolate jelly beans given by the guide named Xue.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

The fox stopped suddenly and looked at the sky vigilantly: "Spiritual body! Attacking marine life, it is a sentinel! Someone cut off the beard, the leader us—"

When he turned his head, Miao Xun was eating jelly beans with a calm face.

"Fox" was suspicious: "Honey, is it too late to take painkillers?"

Miao Xun typed lazily and lifted the screen: "Special medicine."

As soon as he finished the fight, he lowered his body slightly, and the ejected figure disappeared in place, leaving behind a popping sound, which turned into a black-golden light and passed through the dense streets in zigzag lines.The girls' skirts were blown up, and the old man's wig was blown to the ground. Everyone looked back and thought it was a sudden wind.

The sentinel took a step ahead, but the fox did not catch up. He hid in a corner, trying to contact the organization to report.

"Hey, I'm a fox. We encountered an interception on the way, an S-level alert, and the spirit body of the other sentry is a whale, huh? Let me take a photo to identify it, so you can wait a moment."

As soon as the terminal was lifted up, the domineering big killer whale roared like a cannonball and smashed down. It was blocked by dense buildings and could not be seen.

The fox reported: "It should be the leader who killed the other party, and the spirit body fell from the sky. Well, okay, I will go to recycle and check."

He deliberately waited for a while before passing, in order to avoid the scene where Miao Xun was fighting with other sentries, so as not to hurt himself.

Anyway, Miao Xun would not allow him to repair the mental barrier, and he didn't bind sentries himself, so why work hard?

The fox wandered past slowly, but he didn't know that the scene at that time was indeed "entangled".

But it's not a fight, but an affectionate entanglement.

The big killer whale sensed Miao Xun's position earlier than Xue Fang, and on the way to find the princess, the big fish braked sharply with its tail and turned, smashing happily at Miao Xun.

To some extent, Miao Xun is its "nanny".Who can control the sweet smell of toffee milk! ?who can? ! !

The dolphin didn't know about the task of finding the princess, the dolphin just wanted to pounce on it and suck it up.

I found meow! ——

The killer whale opened its bloody mouth wide, and was about to swallow the little wild cat in one gulp, when the fish shook violently, its eyeballs almost popped out, but was grabbed by the tail by the strong and thick mental tentacles, and dragged back violently.

The elite-faced guide wearing gold-rimmed glasses appeared from behind, sweating slightly, smelling of warm sea salt, panting.

When he saw Miao Xun, he pushed his glasses and pretended to be indifferent: "I don't know who it is, so it turned out to be the ex-husband who abandoned me unfeelingly."

In fact, the eyes are full of doting.

The big killer whale was lying on the curb with its belly upturned, and was forcibly interrupted to "feed milk", and a small jet of water spewed out of its blowhole.

Xue Fang turned his head and raised his eyebrows slightly, "Why are you so angry?"

The killer whale rolled over and accidentally poked its dorsal fin into the cracks in the bricks, and couldn't pull it out stupidly. It patted its two fins to show that it was unhappy. It will be better.

Xue Fang's forehead was twitching, and he said to himself: You have only been with Miao Xun for a few days, and you have learned to eat marrow and taste!Who wouldn't want to spend every day on Miao Xun!

Fortunately, there was no one on the road at this time. The orca filled half of the street, flicking its tail in protest.

Xue Fang's cheeks were hot, his palms were sweaty, and he stopped drinking several times to no avail.

Miao Xun watched this scene with great interest, "The spiritual body is the reflection of your soul."

"?" Xue Fang shuddered, as if he had been seen through, and his scalp began to tingle.

Pointing to the killer whale on the ground, Miao Xun smiled, "Your soul is rolling on the street, Sapo wants me to hug you."

"Ah." Xue Fang made a short squeak, his expression completely broken.

He slandered the killer whale in his heart: You traitor!You have lost all your face, you stinky fish.

Xue Fang endured his shame, and demanded on the street: "Then, why don't you give it a hug?"

"How can I do that? We are all divorced, so how can we embrace the spiritual body of a strange guide?" Miao Xun said badly.

The big killer whale fell down with a "slap", stopped flopping, and was so frustrated that it was crying. It was worse than the little rotten fish that no one wanted on the ground in the vegetable market.

Miao Xun laughed until he was full of belly and bent over. After he finished laughing, he ran over quickly, threw himself on Xue Fang, held his face, and kissed the corner of his mouth, "But you can hug the strange guide."

The dolphin swished its tail and flew into the sky, so happy that it directly ascended to the sky.

Xue Fang: "..."

He didn't even know that he had such an unreserved soul.

He grabbed Miao Xun and took advantage of the chaos to deepen the kiss.