Laid-off guide is a cat wife

The information flow in the prison is smooth and cold.Killer whales snorkel in the invisible band.

The room was not big, and the 9-meter-long dolphin had to throw its tail fins out, squeeze its head into the small space, and stare at him fiercely with small black eyes that did not match its huge body. It looked like a big over-inflated plastic toy.

In order to avoid it, Miao Xun shrank to the corner of the wall, leaning sideways against the wall tightly.

uneasy.

The strange environment, the empty prison, the only familiar thing is the spirit body in front of him.

It is said that the spiritual body is the second soul of the sentinel and the guide, and is the destiny partner of the common feeling.

Miao Xun didn't have such a "partner". The fusion experiment made him and the spirit body merge into one. In many cases, he couldn't even tell whether he was a human, an animal, or a spirit body.

He didn't know his position, so he switched chaotically among these three roles.

Sometimes wandering, sometimes shy, often have no self-esteem, occasionally find themselves, contradictory to the extreme.

What is he in the original...

"Crack, click, click, click..."

Miao Xun turned his head slightly and cast his gaze towards the place where the sound came from.The canned food in the opposite corner was rattled by the black round fins, and found that Miao Xun was looking at it. The killer whale "tweeted" twice as if guilty of guilt, hung its streamlined head, and silently continued to push the canned food in front of him.

It wants him to eat.

Miao Xun shrank back further and ignored it.

The killer whale was a little sad, howled and pulled back the can, pressed it under its belly, and touched it with its fins.

Miao Xun peeked at it for a while, and found that it wanted to imitate humans to open cans, but its hands—flippers—were round and short, and they couldn't reach them at all.

Stupid thing... Where did the previous cleverness go...

"...you have teeth."

After receiving the reminder, the killer whale twisted its big tail, put the can in its mouth and used itself as a bottle opener, "click", the lid was opened, but the can was also deflated, and the chocolate jelly beans inside fell to the ground. Scattered all over the place.

A small piece of paper is sandwiched among the colorful jelly beans.

The killer whale swept the dirty jelly beans to one place with its oval fins, and at the same time quietly pushed the small note towards Miao Xun, and then pushed a little more, until it touched Miu's leg!

It's a pity that his big grassland cat doesn't want to talk to him at all.

The big killer whale spewed out a jet of water in frustration, swam into the ceiling, floated upstairs and disappeared.

A while after it left, Miao Xun got up to clean up the ground, his eyes touched the little note, he hesitated, and decided to pick it up and throw it away.

Take a quick look before throwing it away.

Unfold it, and it reads: 【This is the No. 57 rice can.Today is the fourth day you have been running with my spiritual body, I am still very angry, I want to catch you back and knead you until your hair explodes, no matter how much you scream, I will not stop. 】

Seems like it was written a month ago.

Miao Xun rubbed the note into the palm of his hand, looked outside, the guard was far away from him, if he went to..., no one would know.

Unable to hold back, he pried open the second can, which contained peanuts.

[No. 60 tank.Originally, I wanted to keep encapsulating jelly beans, but after thinking about it, I can’t always spoil you. I will feel sorry for my toothache later. 】

The guy who rules the world.

Miao Xun opened four cans in anger, [No. 62.I can not sleep. 】

[No. 63.Still can't sleep. 】

[No. 77.I can't sleep well if you're not nestled next to me.I think you have hallucinations, and when the door slams, you feel that you are back. 】

[No. 80 canned food.Are you a fairy change?Sucked my soul away. 】

Let's... open another one.

[Microphone No. 81.You finally came back and fell asleep exhausted by me. You came outside to deliver things twice, but you didn't wake up.I am very happy.What I am most proud of is that you have a sense of security. 】

Miao Xun squatted in front of a row of opened cans, holding a handful of small notes, feeling unspeakable.

On the days when he cut off the contact information and took the killer whale to perform the mission, this is how Xue Fang chatted for comfort.

Constantly self-comforting, self-persuading, stubbornly waiting for him.

In Xue Fang's view, his greatest achievement is not that Miao Xun loves him, but that Miao Xun will always sleep peacefully in his house.

"Huchihuchi~" The killer whale unexpectedly emerged from the ceiling upside down again.

Miao Xun quickly pushed the can aside and hid the note.I don't know if he really didn't notice it, or it was just pretending, the killer whale happily floated in front of him, with its bloody mouth wide open, there was a terrified sea turtle mental body inside.

...I didn't know who I bullied when I went out, and I even captured other people's spirits to play with.

"Chirp Chirp~Chir——" I didn't find the ball.

"Awwhhhh!" Just make do with this, ugly!Don't be disgusted.

Who is it that despises...

The miserable sea turtle retracts its limbs into its shell, while the killer whale raises its body, pushes its mouth back, whimpers excitedly, and raises its narrow tail fin high, like a tennis racket, slapping the flying sea turtle Fan back, twist desperately in the small room, use his head to catch it, and perform "Giant Dolphin Heading Ball" funny, clumsy and hard work, trying to amuse Miao for fun.

"I don't want to watch this..." Miao Xun scratched his nails in confusion.

Maybe this guy hasn't done such a stupid thing since he was born.

"Then what do you want to see?" In a conniving tone.

Miao Xun subconsciously thought that the orca was asking him, so he replied, "I want to see... eh?"

Can killer whales talk?

His spine seemed to be electrified, and his shoulders trembled. He turned around and looked towards the prison door. The man was tall and tall, standing under the light of the corridor and looking at him. His eyes were calm and gentle, with an irresistible possessive desire.

Miao Xun has really experienced the disadvantages of permanent binding: he can't help but feel the heartbeat of the other party, the hormone level in his body rises, and even the emblems of each other are echoing each other, making him faintly hot.

It was as if, Xue Fang had a chain in his hand, binding the two tightly together, as long as he wanted to, he could use this chain to invade and control himself at will.

"I've been standing here for a while." Xue Fang frowned slightly, and said worriedly, "You didn't notice me."

Miao Xun adjusted his expression and sneered, "I don't want to pay attention to you."

"You fell into a mild sensory fugue, concentrating on the note I gave you—"

Miao Xun stood up suddenly, took out the stack of papers from his pocket, tore them to pieces face to face, let go of his hands, and sprinkled them down one after another: "Don't read it now."

"...Tear it up and I'll double write it again." The cat lost his temper and wanted to hurry up.

"Xue Fang, you forced me to call you master, don't you feel very happy?" There was a cold light in the rusty golden eyes, but a smile appeared on the corners of the lips, "Yuesa's little pet has been humiliated for many years and refused to die. Open your mouth to call master, and being forced to say it by you talking in a few words on the bed, doesn't it feel very fulfilling?"

Xue Fang was embarrassed for a moment, "If you want me to answer honestly, yes...but I am purely jealous."

Miao Xun asked aggressively, "What are you jealous of? Being jealous of him makes me sicker?"

Xue Fang lowered his eyes: "I'm jealous that he knows everything about you, he knew you before me, and any word he said can stimulate you and reflect your emotions. But your guide is me. The one who can most affect your emotions , it should have been me."

As if trying to digest and understand this passage, Miao Xun froze in place.After a long while, he suddenly approached the door and rang the calling bell, and the guards in the distance came after hearing the bell.

The burly bearded man asked in a rough voice, "What's going on?"

Xue Fang stopped him with a warm voice: "It's nothing, the couple lost their temper, please bear with me."

For the first time, Miao Xun felt that expression made him so uncomfortable.What is a lover's temper tantrum, until now, is still understating it, as if he is the only one who cares about it.

The internal organs seemed to be clenched tightly by big hands, and bitter bile was squeezed out, and it went straight into the esophagus.

"Next time if you have nothing to do, don't just ring the bell." The bearded sentinel blew on his beard and glared at the two of them.

But Miao Xun called him suddenly, "Hello."

At the same time, the terminal posted it, which said: "What do you think of me, is it good enough to be your little pet, you can take it home and rub it casually."

The bearded sentry saw the words on it clearly, and stared wide-eyed like copper bells, "What the hell?" He looked at the prisoner again, with broad shoulders, long legs, and a thin waist that couldn't be covered by prison uniforms, like coffee milk solidified into a sculpture. Beautiful deep face, if you can bring it to bed and have fun...

"Hey," he laughed maliciously, "Although I have a wife, it's not impossible to do it outside. If you want to go to the bathroom later, call me."

"Miao Xun..." Xue Fang was familiar with Miao Xun's temper, so he was not very angry at the moment, but more intolerable.

Miao Xun smiled brightly, put on the reinforced glass, and yelled at him tenderly: "Zhoureng."

The bearded sentry scratched his head, "What do you mean?"

Miao Xun was stunned for a moment, his face gradually turned red, and he still tried unwillingly: "zu, zuran."

It's even more wrong.

It seems that he can only pronounce the correct pronunciation for Xue Fang.

He wanted to make Xue Fang angry, but it was himself who was embarrassed.

He suppressed the trembling frequency of his fingertips, typed hard, and said angrily, "Master, I will call you master from now on!"

"Ah? There's such a good thing—grass." Before the bearded sentry could utter a curse, Director Xue pierced through the mental barrier, confusing the memory of these 3 minutes by the way.

"Ugh…………"

A long, helpless and heartbroken sigh.

"You can do whatever you want when you lose your temper. If you stab me twice, I'll just lie flat and let you stab me. Why do you have to be angry and make yourself feel uncomfortable..."

It is true that the bearded sentinel is greedy and ugly, his character is terrible, and he is not loyal to his partner. Compared with Xue Fang, he is one in the world, but——

"I can be anyone. Xue Fang, I can be anyone but you. No matter how disgusting it is, it's all the same." Miao Xun was so hoarse in his mind that he couldn't find the tone.

With a gentle look in Xue Fang's eyes, he told him slowly: "You are not suitable for everyone. You are a kitten that needs my careful maintenance."

"Of course I can. I can call you master, of course I can call the master of the whole world, and be their plaything!"

"You were just angry and did some extreme moves. Don't demean yourself just to be angry with me."

Xue Fang's analysis is always so straightforward.

It was so straightforward that it cut open the "cat"'s heart and grabbed the tail, making him tremble all over, and his tongue was so sad that it hurt.

"Who do you think made me take the extreme action?" The voice sounded like a string that was about to break.

"Who do you think you are?"

"Why do you control me!"

Xue Fang watched his collapse quietly, walked to the door and began to try the combination lock.

"You are still young, you may not know, sometimes I have to make compromises for the future."

He speeded up the unlocking process and glanced at Miao Xun. The sentry couldn't control his body due to the overflow of emotions, and turned into a tail and ears. The cat's ears were limp and hid in the hair, and the tail drooped on the ground.

"I'm young, can't you let me go?"

It's completely crying.

"I'm not as experienced as you, and I can't see your calculations, but I, I really thought you were—"

"I'm afraid..." If you don't listen to your words, you will be... lost...

So you asked me to call you master, even if I was dying of grief, I still did.

"What are you jealous of..."

I don't like Yusa at all.

What I like is...

"Asshole, uh, asshole..."

With the sound of "beep", the glass door slid open, Xue Fang stepped in, hugged him tightly, and followed the back of the little wild cat who was sobbing and hiccupping.

"Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry for the bastard."

"Hoo...cough, cough, cough," Miao Xun choked on crying, the young face of a foreign beauty was extremely fragile, and he was still stubborn, "I didn't cry for you, woo..."

No matter how strong the sentinel is, there is always a soft and fragile place when the outer shell is peeled off.

Not to mention that at the age of 21, Miao Xun should have been carefree in school with his classmates, skipping classes and hanging out, but Miao Xun has shouldered ten times and a hundred times the responsibilities and pains of his peers.

What reason does he have, can he not cry about acting like a baby with his partner who is nine years older than him?