Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Miao Xun's heart gradually settled down.

It was as if someone had covered the scorching stove and covered it with a wet towel, and the hot air was rising, and those anxieties and grievances were all softened in the misty water vapor.

He sobbed softly, and put his head against the wall to hide his face, like a little ostrich, with a muffled voice, "You are a professor..."

Xue Fang gently agreed: "Yes."

"I can kill people...but I don't know many things...you can't lie to me." He lowered his voice as he spoke.

Xue Fang: "Okay."

Miao Xun glanced at him secretly, facing the wall with tears streaming down his face, very resentful, and at the same time said weakly, "You have to teach me... I, I will pay the tuition."

"Ah..." There was an exclamation from behind.

Miao Xun shrank his back, feeling a sudden nervousness, did he say too much? It sounded like he was giving in, but he wasn't...he had to explain!

"How can you do this..."

The guide said complainingly, which immediately aroused Miao Xun's fierce reaction, "It's fine if you don't want to! I can find someone else."

Xue Fang smiled, shortened the distance by the last 10 centimeters, encircled the inescapable kitten, stretched out his curled up long hands and feet, turned over, pressed the whole thing against his chest, and stuffed his knuckles into his chest. In the furry earholes, pinched on purpose.

"Woo! Don't pinch." Miao Xun covered the top of his head and ears, but he poked deeper.

"I mean, how can you be so lovable?" Xue loosened his knuckles, held down his weakly blocked hand, and gnawed on the thick fluff with his upper teeth. , "It used to be the same. When I saw Secretary Chen, I boldly called uncle. Now I want to teach you, you really..."

He sighed: "...it is very good at satisfying people's desires."

Miao Xun does have a special magical power.Can inadvertently poke the deepest desires hidden in the heart, dig them out, and give them satisfaction.

Maybe Miao Xun didn't realize it.But from Xue Fang's point of view, this is opening up to him to rua casually.

Xue Fang was full of interest: "Then let's discuss it, how do you want to pay the tuition?"

"...Use, body?"

There seems to be nothing else to pay for.

Xue Fang said solemnly: "No. If the teaching is very frequent and you are overused, and you are so tired that you fall asleep in the small class later, isn't it to affect the quality of teaching?"

Miao Xun hugged him in his arms, unhappy, "Then what do you want..."

"To gnaw the roots of the ears and lick the tip of the tail."

Miao Xun trembled slightly, raised his eyes, feeling a little strange: "Don't you often play like this?"

"I will play more in the future!"

He stuffed his head tightly in front of Xue Fang's chest, the small ears on the top of his head were squeezed and flattened to the sides, his long tail was secretly raised under the chair, pretending not to care, and said, "It's up to you."

At that time, Miao Xun hadn't realized how much power the word "more" gave Xue Fang.

He just realized it afterwards, obviously he was going to ask the teacher for his crimes, but in the end, he was tricked by the older guide to take away the privileges of gnawing ears and licking the tip of the tail? !

Every day after he came to visit the prison, Miao Xun never escaped the result of moaning and blowing his hair.

His ear hair was wet and dry, dry and wet, and swollen, and it hurt to touch it.

Every time he wanted to refuse, the cunning guide would cover up the crime with "this is to make up for the homework owed before, and the tuition has not officially started to be paid".

On the fourth day, he was like Pavlov's "cat", just hearing the sound of the guy's leather heels hitting the ground, he jumped up alertly and turned into an airplane ear.

But this time, Xue Fang restrained himself a little, because he came to talk about business.

"Miao Xun, it's safer for you to stay here for the time being. After Yuesa's accident, his minions are searching for you and want to arrest you to testify."

Miao Xun looked around subconsciously. Although the prison was not big, it was much brighter than the place where he was locked in a small dark room in the organization.

"It's all right," he said dryly.

"I want to tell you in advance that there may be changes in two days." Xue Fang told him in a gentle tone as much as possible.

"That day I killed 4 sentries with a large-scale mental attack, and seriously injured 98 of them, which constituted serious intentional injury. Originally, Rong Fang and I wanted to exempt from punishment by using special defense and limiting criminal responsibility for mentally handicapped people. After all, you are divorced At that time, the application I submitted was that I was mentally exhausted, unstable, lost my normal state, and there was a possibility of sudden rampage and injury."

Miao Xun: "What about now?"

"Now, they ask me to take another mental stability test for seven days, and the final result will be obtained after two more days."

Miao Xun lay on the glass and asked anxiously, "Then what should you do?!"

Xue Fang had a smile on his lips, and his expression was peaceful: "Yuesa has stumbled and is facing impeachment. If she becomes angry, she will definitely not let me go easily. Don't worry, just see the trick."

He spoke lightly in front of Miao Xun, but the situation had actually reached an irreversible point.

Yuesa did suffer huge losses, and was suspended for 15 days for investigation, and the approval rating was overtaken by the old congressmen secretly recommended by Xue Fang.

However, it is almost certain that Xue Fang will be prosecuted for intentional injury.

When eating at Rong's house, Xue Fang casually asked Rong Fang: "Auntie, how many years do you think I can be sentenced this time?"

With an indifferent expression, Rong Fang slowly put down his chopsticks, "Starting in 30 years."

"Ah, 30 years," Xue Fang rested his chin and imagined, "I will be 60 years old when I come out, half a little old man, maybe my leg was broken inside because of my bad mouth, and I have to hold on when I come out. crutch."

Tolerance was stern and selfless, "It's useless to tell me these things. Before you do something, you should think clearly about how to bear the consequences."

Xue Fang smiled, lowered his voice and asked, "Are you going to argue with your uncle at the end of the year?"

"Crack", for the first time, the same hard chopsticks in the iron lady's hand fell on the plate.

Xue Fang stood up with a face of insight, "Since you have made a decision, I am at ease."

For the next day and a half, Xue Fang raced against time.Instead of visiting Miao Xun, he stayed at home, wrote more than ten emails a day, and contacted hundreds of people directly and indirectly.

After typing the last email, which ended with the words "good luck", he lay down exhausted, and the intensity of his brain's continuous rotation made his left and right brain hemispheres feel like they were about to separate, causing a bursting pain.

Unfortunately, within a few minutes of rest, the judiciary police of the superhuman came to the door.

Xue Fang looked at the time, hey, it was nine o'clock in the morning, no more than a minute and no less than a second, he definitely couldn't wait to squat at the door, and just waited for the time to come in and grab someone.

If the efficiency of the federal agency system is so high, it will not be as bad as it is now.

Xue Fang slandered in his heart, straightened his clothes, and put on handcuffs very cooperatively.

"Wait, search for his terminal and other equipment."

Xue Fang didn't expect their rogues to be so upright, and said flatly: "Mr. Police, there is no judgment yet. You don't have the authority to take away my personal items at this stage."

He shook the handcuffs provocatively, "Even this is for me to save face."

"Shut up! It is a fact that you have killed innocent sentries indiscriminately! Don't force us to take coercive measures." The police team showed their pistols.

Suddenly, a sonorous female voice broke through the solemn air and reached the center of the courtyard, "Xue Fang."

Everyone looked back at the same time, and Rong Fang walked over with the big secretary, fixed his eyes on Xue Fang, and seemed to warn: "You have committed a mistake, go to court and go through legal procedures, I will always supervise you."

The first half of the sentence seems to be warning the nephew, why does the second half sound like threatening the police?

Once the judge arrives, he has to sell her three points of face.The police chief waved his hands, untied Xue Fang's shackles, and put all the terminal optical brains back.

Before Xue Fang boarded the spaceship, he turned his head and smiled, silently and Rongfang said to Secretary Chen: Goodbye.

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Spectators were not allowed throughout the trial, and the process was superficial, which was faster than bloodshed. Normally, the interrogation process would be completed in three hours, and it would be completed in three hours.

After driving to the back, Xue Fang was so tired that his eyelids were twitching. No matter how the pros and cons lawyers argued back and forth, he closed his eyes, leaned against the central table, and took a nap.

The judge, furious at finding him sleeping, charged him with another contempt of court charge.

Xue Fang didn't feel any pain or itching, rubbed his eyes, and glanced around: "Are you done? When are you going to have dinner?"

Watching the quarrel made him hungry.

The rookie lawyer he hired on the spur of the moment sighed and shook his head, threw away the materials, said "I quit!", and left directly.

Xue Fang shrugged, "Do you have any other questions?"

The judge is a member of the Yuesa faction. He couldn't stand his style for a long time and couldn't wait to make a final decision. "In the first instance, the defendant Xue Fang was charged with intentional homicide. A fine of 30 billion interstellar coins."

Xue Fang nodded to show that he understood, and added with a smile before leaving, "Oh yes, I will appeal."

The judge ignored it, and looked at the rookie lawyer he was looking for who had just graduated from school a few years ago, and knew that Xue Fang probably couldn't find someone to clear it up, and had given up resistance.

This time, Xue Fang was escorted into an armored vehicle and was about to be sent to a temporary detention center.

According to federal law, the moment you step into the detention center to take a blood sample is the moment when the sentence becomes effective and you truly become a federal criminal.

Xue Fang's neck, hands and ankles are all wearing limiters to prevent him from using mental power to attack fellow policemen.

Leaning the back of his head on the heavy and cold iron box of the vehicle, Xue Fang relaxed his body, rested for a while, and suddenly opened his eyes and asked, "What time is it?"

The Sentinel policemen were told that they were all nervous and guarded against him, "We won't answer any of your questions, be honest."

Xue Fang raised his lips, "What are you afraid of, I won't eat you. Is it [-]:[-] in the afternoon?"

As soon as he told the time, someone unconsciously glanced at the terminal, and a look of surprise flashed across his face.

Xue Fang observed it and knew it in his heart.The time he guessed was about the same.

Now, he needs to conserve his energy and deal with the next series of things well.

Do something to stay awake...

Xue Fang decided to memorize silently from the first word in the dictionary, abandon...

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In the prison of the air defense force, Miao Xunku was sitting, a small piece of sunlight was cast on his feet from the window, he stretched out his toes, in the sense of the sentinel, the temperature drop felt very hot, he shrank back abruptly, and then Feel like nothing to do.

After a while, someone came outside.

It's a pity that he was not waiting for that person, but an unexpected sentinel.

"Zou Chi." He walked to the door, leaned lazily against the wall, folded his arms and looked at him, "How did you get in?"

Zou Chi looked terrified, "You also said that a group of people broke into the door in the middle of the night and dragged me out of the bed, and sent me here blindfolded, and packed a car for me to bring you news. How did you get along with me?" Those people colluded with each other?"

Miao Xun didn't understand, so he typed and asked, "The group of people? What do they look like?"

"There is a leader inside, he looks quite old and gentle, everyone calls him Secretary Chen."

Miao Xun suddenly realized, "It's my uncle."

"...???" Zou Chi digested the information and put on a serious face, "Hey, boy, your ex-wife in name is being interrogated today, you... er, uncle, let me tell you, by the way let you out."

Sure enough, Xue Fang was arrested.

There was no reaction on Miao Xun's face, and when Zou Chi entered the password, he came out barefoot and wearing a light blue striped prison uniform.

"Give me the car keys." Miao Xun typed to Zou Chi while extending his palm.

Zou Chi froze for a moment, took it out and gave it to him.Miao Xun walked forward without squinting. When he passed the bearded guard, he stopped and raised the corners of his mouth, smiling coquettishly.

The bearded man was so excited that he couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "Why, the boy fell in love with me and didn't want to leave?"

Miao Xun pursed his lips, bent his eyes innocently and smiled, and in the next second, he clenched his fist and hit his beard hard, hit the ceiling, and then hit the ground with a thud.

— Let’s do a little warm-up first.

He was slightly satisfied, grabbed Zou Chi's coat, and wiped his hands slowly.

Zou Chi: "? I haven't washed my coat for three days."

"..." Miao Xun had no choice but to go to the bathroom to wash his hands frantically on the way out of the prison.

The car given by Secretary Chen looked ordinary in appearance, but experienced Miao Xun casually knocked on the door panel, and when he heard the muffled buzzing sound, he knew that more than 3 centimeters of bulletproof alloy had definitely been added inside.

This completely modified big iron bump trunk is simply a small arsenal.

Miao Xun changed into a tactical suit and tightened it with belts. The tights properly outlined his waist that Xue Fang repeatedly said was "too thin, too thin". Holding the cold handle of the particle gun, a long-lost excitement returned to the body.

— A sense of control.

Zou Chi is in charge of driving, and he is the co-pilot.

"The interrogation is over, they are transferring Xue Fang, where do we copy it from?"

Miao Xun clicked on the virtual electronic map, zoomed in with two fingers, and clicked on a bay in the upper right corner.

Zou Chi searched quickly, "In front of the Harbor Bridge? It's forbidden to drive over there today." After all, he flicked his tail and turned to drive in the direction Miao Xun pointed.

Miao Xun flashed the screen: "Did you find what you were looking for just now?"

Zou Chi spread out one hand, dragged out a large long box from under the seat, and threw it to him.

Open the box, and slowly touch it with your fingertips. There is a pitch-black long-barreled gun with metallic light, and an anti-material sniper gun. It is fully equipped and can tear half a street apart with one shot—Miao Xun's favorite.

"There are only three rounds of ammunition, be careful not to make mistakes." Zou Chi reminded casually.

Miao Xun loaded the gun head and stuffed it with ammunition, grinned his lips on a whim, put the muzzle of the gun on the window, and moved swiftly, "Bang! Bang!" He fired two shots at the long coastline passing by, shaking the air.

The astringent smell of gunpowder smoke filled the carriage.

"Fuck, are you crazy!" Zou Chi really couldn't understand, "What should I do if I wasted two shots on the road and missed the last one?"

"Nothing to do." Miao Xun put his long legs on the platform, "I only use one."

He always gives himself only one chance.If he loses, he will die happily, if he wins, he will kill happily.Leave no stone unturned.

So far, he hasn't lost.

Zou Chi cursed in a low voice, took out a small box from his pocket, and threw it to him: "I'm about to drive to my destination, take two slices first to stabilize my spirit."

Miao Xun squeezed it, squinted his eyes, and read on the box: artificial special effects guide element, effective in 3 minutes.

"I don't want to eat." After typing, he threw it back.

"Why didn't you eat it again? Which sentry didn't eat it before going on the field?" Zou Chi sighed, feeling like he was trying to persuade the "cat" to be good.

"Cat" leaned back, leaned against the back of the seat, and stretched comfortably.

"I've reached the finish line, and there are fresh guides who eat vegetarian food."

Zou Chi: "...Do not abuse dogs! I also have a guide!"