Laid-off guide is a cat wife

At the same time, the little fluffy ears popped out of his head unconsciously, and stood up tensely, listening to the movement outside.

Cun Tou: "I just got up, maybe I'm not feeling well and I'm lying back. Teacher Xue, come in and sit?"

"No, I'll put my things down and go."

what?Miao Xun wanted to dig open the gap in the bed to see, but forcibly held back.

Old John: "Wow, Mr. Xue is too kind to Xiao Miao. Put it here, this is his desk. He slept for a day, Mr. Xue is the guide, can you help to see if he is short-circuited in the spiritual domain?"

Teacher Xue thought about it for a few seconds, then walked over, came to the side of the bed, put his hand under the quilt to touch his forehead, and swept his little finger over the plush ears.Miao Xun groaned, and only dodged for a moment, but Teacher Xue's hand was immediately taken away.

"I checked that there is no serious problem, just let him get up and move around at night."

fraud!Obviously through the link, you can see my mind from a distance, so you insist on coming and touching me.Miao Xun slandered inwardly.

Cun Tou: "Oh, that's good. Teacher Xue, please go slowly."

Is this gone?

Miao Xun counted the heartbeat of the other party, and the familiar heartbeat gradually disappeared outside the building, and he felt a sense of loss and loss for no reason.

Someone was worried about him and came to see him, but he refused to see him.

"Xiao Miao, Teacher Xue bought you food, you should get up and eat."

Miao Xun gripped the quilt tightly, shrunk from the quilt ball into a cat cocoon.

"If you don't eat it, we'll split it up. It's so rich and the size of your palm!"

The quilt was lifted quickly, and an afterimage flew from the bed to the table and back to the bed. Miao Xun was holding the insulated lunch box tightly, completely unaware that his expression seemed to be protecting food.

Old John and Inch laughed so hard, "Hahaha, I'm lying to you, but it's good if you are willing to get up. Eat quickly and get better."

According to the age on the student card, they are one year older than Miao Xun, and they have always regarded him as a eccentric and lively younger brother.Although they don't know, Xiao Miao has killed more people and wiped out more enemy nests than they ordered takeaway.

Miao Xun pursed his lips and lowered his head, distributed a piece of fish roe rice ball in everyone's bowl, hugged the remaining half of the box, and went out to eat in silence.

If someone sees it, they must put on a show and sigh: My little Mi has learned to share food with friends, that's great.

So he purposely found a secluded corner downstairs, sat on half of the stairs, and opened the box to eat.

It's hard to imagine that someone like Xue Fang can cook well.Not only that, perhaps because of professional reasons, Xue Fang is good at cooking food from various planets and cultures.Although his skills were not brought into full play in Miao Xun's place, due to Sentinel's keen sense of taste, the seasonings for meals at home were usually halved.

Occasionally, Miao Xun would get angry with him and crazily sprinkle salt on the tasteless fried salmon.

As a result, he caught himself and was caught by the guide again. He poured hot water into his stomach and pressed his forehead against his forehead to adjust his feeling.

Today's rice balls are plum-flavored, sweet and sour, and delicious.

What he likes to eat, what he doesn't like to eat, what to avoid, and what to be allergic to, these things were all discovered by Xue Fang after he came.

The guide had a little notebook filled with little details about his habits.

He also has a small notebook full of complaints about the guide.

Taking out the notebook hidden in his pocket, flicking the pen to let the ink come out, Miao Xun forcefully wrote on the paper: Who told you to control me!Lie to me, don't tell me!

Perhaps it was because his emotions were too strong, a huge monster floated silently in the sky.

Miao Xun was sensitive and felt something. When he raised his head, he saw half an eye hiding behind the treetop, blinking. It didn't know that it was too big and fat, so it couldn't hide at all. The appearance of hiding behind the tree was funny and ridiculous.

Someone's spirit came out to monitor him again.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp—" the big killer whale descended pitifully and squeezed onto the stairs, wanting him to touch his head.

What does a killer whale feel like?

It's like an inflated kayak, or a leather sofa that has been oiled. When you press it, the inside is thick with fat, and it will spring up when it's soft.

"Chirp..." It was so wronged, it swam forward a little, swayed its body from side to side, deliberately showing him its bent dorsal fin.The tall and straight fins like a war halberd are now limp and crippled.It's all like this, and a certain guide must feel even more uncomfortable.

Miao Xun rubbed it twice with his hands, then gave it a light tap, angrily said, "Next time I do this again, I'll make you into sashimi sashimi."

The big killer whale jumped up happily and flicked its tail to express its agreement, as if asking: When will it be eaten?I send you a boning knife. Wow.

Miao Xun: "... none of them are good dolphins."

The next day, Miao Xun skipped class and came to the teacher's office area.Every door of the college is equipped with a strict anti-theft device, which can only be opened with the teacher's iris to prevent people with supernatural powers from sneaking into the office to steal the final exam papers.

But this little trick didn't bother Miao Xun.He went around to the electric meter box behind the teaching building, cut off the power supply to Xue Fang's office, took advantage of the 1-minute power supply restart time, quickly returned to the door, used a small wire to unlock the card lock, and easily opened the door to enter.

Where should I put the card in my hand...

If it is thrown at the door, it may be stepped on, and if it is placed on the table, it is too obvious.

Before he could think clearly, voices came from the corridor.He wanted to open the window and run away, but he heard another voice from Louis.

"Teacher, I have definite evidence—"

The moment Xue Fang opened the door, Miao Xun turned into a big cat, jumped into the huge file box, curled up into a cat ball and hid.

Xue glanced at the slightly vibrating box without any trace, and said to Louis, "Sit down first."

Louis finally got a chance to talk alone, and was a little excited.

But Xue Fang extinguished his enthusiasm with a pot of cold water, "I understand your plan. The status of sentries in the empire is not as good as that of guides. If you want to escape military service before entering society and avoid becoming a military slave, the best way is to study in school. Find the right wizard to bind and marry. You may think I'm pretty good, but to be honest, you're three galaxies away from my mate selection criteria."

Louis was eager to explain: "But I really admire you—"

Xue Fang clasped his hands and put it on the table. The way he looked at him was no different from looking at a bad test paper. He felt something wrong, but he didn't care.

"It's not surprising to like people who are older than me, especially teachers and instructors. People have a similar mentality and want to be controlled and responsible. Teachers have a natural psychological advantage over students, and you will have a surrender mentality, but Whether you like it or not is intriguing.”

He broke Louis' state of mind in one sentence.Louis was stunned, even he himself didn't realize what the so-called "like" was in essence.

Xue Fang smiled, very plainly, "Your 'like' comes and goes quickly, maybe when a new teacher comes next semester, you will be obsessed with a new object. It's all growing pains, Don't worry about it."

Louis thought about it, he did have a similar experience before, he fell in love with the pheromone of a certain instructor, and it calmed down after half a semester.

The reason why it will be more intense this time is mostly because of the synchronous "competitors".

He lowered his head in shame, "I'm sorry, teacher, to trouble you..."

"It's okay." Xue Fang looked away, turned on the optical brain, and was about to end the topic.

"But I still want you to take a look at these." Louis put a consciousness memory on the table, determined, "You are an excellent teacher, you should not be blinded, Miao is not as good as you imagined, you have The power is clear."

Xue Fang glanced at the small green square sheet engraved with information, and took it in his hand, "It is illegal to privately spy on other people's information, I remember your spiritual body is a ladybug, you should have become a qualified intelligence sentry. "

Louis blushed, and said in a low voice, "If you want to punish me, I am willing too."

"Forget it, it's not an example."

Louis walked out of the office, exhaled a breath, and looked at the sky outside the window, it seemed much bluer.The thought of cannibalism lingering in his mind disappeared. It turned out that he didn't like Mr. Xue, he just...was provoked by the transfer students to compete with Sentinel.

Well, it must be so.

In the office, the boss chair was turned at an angle of 45 degrees. Xue Fang said flatly to the big cardboard box, "Come out, let's talk."

The box shook violently and fell to the ground. It was stuck upside down and moved slowly towards the table. It accidentally hit the corner of the table and stopped. The exposed tip of its tail shrank back.

"Oh." Xue Fang couldn't help sighing, "If you want to hide in it, you can."

He inserted the memory provided by Louis into the optical computer, and twenty audio tracks popped out at the same time.

"Louis said that he has evidence of your misconduct," the guide said casually, and clicked on one of them casually. "I'm quite curious about what you did behind my back."

[Player loading...start playing: 002.]

The radio background is noisy, but the human voice inside is still clear.

[…No way, brother Miao!Is your adoptive father so powerful?To kill so many sentinels by one person. ]

The following is the voice playback sound of the terminal, which is usually used by Miao to speak instead of himself:

[It’s not very powerful, it’s just a strong mental attack type, mainly due to its rich experience, although he is now putting most of his energy on educating me...]

[Hey, are they all teachings in that area? ]

[Neither.Well, he's actually... a... very romantic person, and he's also good at understanding people.I can understand why the adoptive mother would not let go.Even if you know the relationship between me and my adoptive father. ]

"Father and mother?" Xue Fang dragged his tune, squinting his eyes and turned to the box.

The box shook and quietly hid under the table.

After playing one, it will automatically jump to the next one——

[Now playing: 014.]

[...So, Mr. Xue is just a stand-in! ]

[Yes, my true love is my adoptive father.Although he is an old man who has been used by others, you know that the guide is to get more and more popular as he gets older, and the young and inexperienced can easily hurt the sentries.That old guy is different. When I was mentally unstable, he would hug me for three days and three nights to shield me. When I woke up, he still touched my head to reassure me that I was fine. In fact, when I saw him vomiting blood secretly, I just ... probably no one has treated me better than him. ]

[Wow—it’s no good, the more I listen to it, the more envious I become!I also want a guide to accompany me to the movies, eat hot pot and disco, I have never been to a movie theater when I grow up, my mother won’t let me go, wow——]

The cardboard box couldn't find its way, and fled everywhere, wishing to dig a hole and bury it.

Xue Fang used the optical brain to control, locked all the doors and windows, crossed his legs and crossed his arms, snorted, and looked at the big upside-down box against the wall, trying to find a way to escape.

[Next play: 019]

[Brother Miao, don't you go home on weekends?Obviously, I went back last week and brought back a lot of food. ]

[...I won't go back, I had a quarrel. ]

[ah?Why are you arguing. ]

[He found out that I wanted to leave home, very sad, maybe also disappointed...]

[Yes, he is so kind to you, although he can't give you a name. ]

[Don't blame him... I made trouble, he is going to divorce his adoptive mother...]

[Isn't that better?I remember you said 'I really want to be the adoptive father's bride', now it can be replaced! ]

[...I really want to be bound with him for the rest of my life.Ah, damn it, this sexy old bastard has tied me to death, I don't want to go back and let him get his way! ]

"Father's bride?" Xue Fang was no longer surprised when he heard this, it was a huge wave and a tsunami of magnitude ten.

It seems that he pays too little attention to Miao Xun's inner world.

The cat box was so ashamed that it knocked on the door.

[Now playing: 020.]

This recording is different, beginning with Louis speaking.

[Not everyone is as casual as you.Normal sentries are very possessive, and will not sit back and watch their guides be harassed by annoying people! ]

[You are right. ]

[You don't want to bring down the teacher! ]

[I told you, once you talk to the teacher, I will have sex with him once. ]

"Crack", the recording stopped abruptly, not because the playback was over, but because Xue Fang pressed the pause button.

From the perspective in the crack of the box, the man's carved leather shoes stepped on the floor, the chair moved back, those legs stood up, and walked around the table step by step.

The box backed up violently, backed up again, hit the corner of the wall, there was no way back!

The toe of the leather shoe came to the front.

The man squatted down and was about to reach out to open the box.

The claws firmly grasped the box, not allowing it to be opened, entangled and entangled again, and stuffed the jammed paper through the gap, as if throwing the last cannonball.

In Xue Fang's sight, a big ginger cat's paw with black spots protruded from the gap between the box and the ground, and a powder blue card was pressed under the paw.Just as he was about to stretch out his hand, his paw quickly retracted, leaving behind the card.

Pick up the card, unfold it, and there are two simple lines on it.

[To Guide Xue:

I do not go. 】

(Seal: Mickey's paw print)

This may be the most lethal weapon in the world.

Can't resist, hit the heart directly.

Time seems to stand still with the cat in the box.

Xue Fang did something unexpected——

The man let go of his knees, put his hands on the ground, close to the cat box, and slowly lay down on his back.

This is the safest and least threatening position for a cat.Even if they jump on his face angrily and use that elite handsome face as a scratching board, human beings can only catch him without a fight.

There was a slit at the bottom of the box, and the rust-gold almond eyes were pressed against the ground, peering out.

Xue Fang raised his hand, and the card he was holding with his fingertips shone a little in the sunlight.The paw prints of plum blossoms stained with ink have a faint milk coffee flavor.

"It's the first time I've received such a gift."

Miao Xun really wanted to correct him, it was not a gift, it was just a notification card.

"Thank you." Xue Fang said softly.

The box moved, and suddenly stuck on the ground, as if angry.Why should I say thank you?

Xue Fang smiled, a little sadly, "My parents are actually in love, just because of the low degree of compatibility, when they quarrel, they will push the reason to the degree of compatibility, ignore each other's feelings, and gradually become trustless."

"Father was very afraid that I would not be able to awaken my powers because of their low compatibility. He was very nervous and would take me to the test for almost a week. This kind of doubt about my mother's ability was well known. My mother couldn't bear it, When I woke up at 14, she immediately filed for divorce and left the Commonwealth."

Half a pair of eyes were exposed under the box, and he didn't understand why he suddenly brought up the past.About Xue Fang's past, Miao Xun knew very little, only that his parents had a bad relationship, his father passed away, his mother was still alive, and his aunt came back to the family to preside over the overall situation after he became an adult.

"But my awakening was hugely flawed. At that time, I had no spiritual body. I heard that the Academy of Supernatural Persons can stimulate the spiritual power of children through training, and my father threw me in without hesitation."

Xue Fang smiled awkwardly: "It's like throwing garbage."

The box moved, the slender limbs propped up, moved to the top of the human, squatted down suddenly, and the vision was plunged into darkness, but it did not make people afraid, because the hot breath of the leopard brushed the tip of his nose, the coating of his tongue was rough, rubbed over his lips.