Laid-off guide is a cat wife

It comforts him.Xue Fang rubbed its head, feeling soft in his heart.

"Later, the college gave me a medical certificate of 'mental closure' and almost sentenced my career as a guide to death. My father couldn't accept that his son was a useless person, so he intensified it and asked me to participate in more severe training. In order to stimulate the 'potential' ’, forcing out my mental body.”

This is why Hu Shuo and Rong Fang felt that his temperament changed after he became an adult.The mental closure of supernatural beings is very similar to the bipolar disorder of ordinary humans.Xue Fang has been living in a muddle since he was a teenager. Even now, he still can't remember many details clearly.

"No one asked me if I wanted to be a guide. It seems that everyone thinks that it is only natural to become a master after awakening the supernatural power." Xue Fang said lightly, "My mother left, and my father sent me away. Write to Auntie, just told me not to get into trouble with my father, as if everyone had their own lives, and no one would compromise for me once. So I'm really afraid of you leaving. "

The cat's tail was exposed outside the box, coiled into a circle, and licked the guide inside. The whole cat shrunk into a ball and lay on the human's shoulder, turning into a large scarf to warm him.

Xue Fang turned his face away, buried it in his fur belly, and took a deep breath, "You know, the kitten I raised before was very good, a small one, and would run around behind me, where should I go, it Just go there. When I go back on the weekend, it will wait for me at the door. It is different from other adults, and it seems that I am the only one in its world."

His voice gradually dried up, "But I don't dare to expect that there is only me in your world. I just hope that before you leave, you can consider my opinion a little bit, and don't exclude me from your world."

The sun was setting, the light and shadow were slanting, the box was lifted and thrown aside, the cat's thin and beautiful body cast a slender human shadow on the wall, and it was covered with another figure lying on the ground, like one.

"This gift is very important to me." Xue Fang kissed the paw print on the card, "You compromised for me."

At least at this moment, when making a choice, Miao Xun put him first, which meant a lot to him.

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"Is Xue Fang not letting you go? He must be too lenient!" Alyssa slapped the table unladylike, with "I don't agree to this marriage" written all over her face.

"I don't want to go either." Miao Xun bit her juice straw and typed to her with one hand.

Alyssa was stunned for a moment, and asked inexplicably: "Why, that is your real home. Don't you want to see your aunt's room? We also keep the place where you lived when you were young. According to tradition, you still have One-sixth inheritance."

"I'll see you off." Jane said four words neatly.

Alyssa bit her lips angrily, "The guide must have said something to you to drive a wedge between you and us. I've already seen that he is not really a good person."

"I have no relationship with you." Miao Xun's rusty golden eyes were cold, "I have no memory about you, and from the description, you don't care much about me."

Alyssa argues: "No, we care! Otherwise, you wouldn't be squatting here. Do you really think Yuesa can let you go easily? I begged Dad!"

Miao Xun glanced at her, she closed her mouth tightly, realizing that she had slipped her mouth.

No wonder the days in the empire have been calm recently, and it is a bit strange for Miao Xun to be so leisurely.It turned out that not only Xue Fang was in control, but also the sausage dog.

"It's this body that you care about." Bored, Miao Xun folded the straw into a paper crane, "The consciousness of the former owner of this body has been cleaned long ago, and the one who is talking to you now may be the garbage dump. The consciousness downloaded from the brain of rotting corpses crawling with flies."

Alyssa was startled by his description, "Don't say such terrible words, Miao Xun!"

Miao Xun slowly raised the corners of his mouth, and told her seriously: "You haven't seen that scene, have you? A truckload of sentinel corpses, fresh ones two hours after death will be picked out, thrown into the warehouse area, pulled away Roll up the gate, run the knife along here—"

He gestured along his forehead.

"From here, 'click', cut down. The knife must be very precise, and the masters who operate it are experienced, so that it can be done quickly and well, and the brain will not be delayed. Fresh brains are pink, It's very similar to the color of the gauze dress you're wearing today."

Alyssa looked down at the skirt in horror, the pink and tender color seemed to be stained with blood, which gave her goose bumps all over her body.

"If you are unlucky and the weather is too hot, maggots will grow in the brain. When you take it out, it will be white and miserable, like a block of tofu, and it will break when you touch it. At this time, you must be careful and take care of it. It is soaked in green potion and washed, and then sent to the production line together, plugged with electrodes, and made one after another 'little green card' with the weak biological current in the brain."

Miao Xun innocently pointed to the kiwi fruit juice that Alyssa was drinking, "Oh yes, if the brain is accidentally scattered in the potion, it will be very thick like what you are drinking now."

"Wow—" Alisha stepped on her low-heeled leather shoes, covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom to vomit.

Since then, Alyssa has had a physical fear of green and white thick juices.

"It's too much..." Walking out of the bathroom, the girl wiped her mouth in embarrassment and complained to Miao Xun: "Not only do you not talk to us now, but you also tell such terrible stories to scare me!"

"I have no obligation to speak to you."

After typing this sentence, Miao Xun picked up his bag and rushed to the classroom to attend class.

--classroom.

"Is this another teacher Xue's theory class?"

"I haven't finished last week's homework, it's too much. Has brother Miao finished it?"

Miao Xun typed: "I haven't done it."

They are all tactical questions, and he has personally experienced many famous battles with many questions, so they are too easy to do.

"As expected of you! Oh teacher is here."

Teacher Xue walked in, with the same expression as before, with a kind of indifference that Cun Tou always described as "seeing through the mundane world".

Only Miao Xun knew that his expression should be that he didn't get enough sleep, he was a little angry when he got up, and he was not easy to attack.

But today is a little weird.

Xue Fang didn't greet them as usual, and he didn't randomly roll their names before class and ask them to repeat the content of the previous class.

He was... extraordinarily quiet today?

The virtual screen flickered, and a line of words being spelled was reflected on the retinas of 60 students:

"Hello, students. Starting today, my class will adopt the mode of automatic voice plus video guidance, and I will no longer give lectures alone. If you have any questions, please send them to me by email, and I will answer them in detail."

There was a buzzing discussion underneath, not understanding what happened.Louis, who was sitting in the first row, raised his hand and asked, "Teacher...why didn't you give us a lecture?"

Xue Fang pursed his lips and smiled, and typed a line: "I have lost my voice, and it is permanent. I will work hard to recover in the future."

When he spoke, his warm eyes fell on the last row without a trace.

The whole class was in an uproar, and various speculations popped up in front of Xue Fang.Xue Fang heard a lot of false speculations, and Miao Xun heard them all.

I wonder if he didn't want to go to class for protest...

Some guessed that he had a sudden illness...

Others said his sentinel came back, so he got a broken throat...

What the truth is, only his Sentinels know.

Miao Xun clenched his hand under the table, pinched his fingertips into his palm, and breathed heavily.

Shared responsibility, mutual understanding.

With Xue Fang, it was never a blank check.

In the middle of the course, everyone has adapted to the new way of teaching. Since Xue Fang has always prepared enough lessons, he does not use his voice to teach, which does not seem to affect the imparting of knowledge.

Turning off the headlights and watching the video, Miao Xun received a message:

【Special guide element】: Eat together at noon?

Both left and right were concentrating on watching the film, Miao Xun blocked the light of the terminal screen with his hands, and secretly replied:

[I owe a little cat]: Where to eat?your office?

[Special guide element]: Second canteen.

[Owing to the little cat]: Aren't you afraid of being seen?

[Special Guide Su]: You dragged me out of class before, were you afraid of being seen?

Miao Xun thought about it and felt that it was indeed so, so he replied: OK.

And he also has a lot of things to ask the other party.

Although the second canteen is farther away, it does not mean that there are fewer people.

Miao Xun and Xue Fang walked together silently.Entering the noisy cafeteria, a smell of food mixed with deep-fried food hits his face, and Miao Xun's nose didn't feel uncomfortable for two seconds before the smell molecules calmed down.

His sense of smell was secretly controlled by the guide again.

"Hi, what would you like to eat?" the part-time waiter asked enthusiastically.

The mode of queuing up to order and pay is really uncomfortable.

Miao Xun himself didn't feel it when he was asked, but now it's Xue Fang's turn, he feels uncomfortable all over, worse than being stared at the tip of his tail.

He stared nervously at the man in front of him.

For a moment, he even hoped that the other party was lying to him, so he could just speak to the waiter directly.

"en...leiga..." Xue Fang pointed to the daily recommended menu.

"I'm sorry, but I didn't understand what you said." The waiter smiled awkwardly.

When Miao Xun heard the broken and incomplete tone, his hair stood on end.

Xue Fang didn't feel anything, and continued to try: "ze... ge..."

The waiter asked: "Why don't you type it for me? Can you type? Or do you go to the automatic ordering machine?"

Just as Xue Fang was about to say no, he was grabbed by his arm and dragged behind by a force.Miao Xun took a step forward, looking unhappy, and quickly typed on the terminal: "Two recommended packages, thank you."

He paid quickly, held the plate in one hand, and held Xue Fang's arm tightly with the other, as if preventing the guide from going out to cause trouble, and dragged the person forward until he found an empty seat.

Xue Fang sat down, took his share of food in front of him, wiped his hands with a wet tissue, and with a smile in his eyes, took out the terminal and typed:

"What's the matter, do you think I'm ashamed?"

Miao Xun poked a fork into the rice, pierced a piece of meat viciously, put it to his mouth and took a big bite, stared at Xue Fang, and chewed hard, as if he was eating the meat of the other party.

"Fix your voice within half an hour." Miao Xun threatened in his mind.

Xue Fang replied calmly: "It's not a throat problem, it's an obstacle in the Broca area of ​​the brain, and it won't get better easily."

"Are you crazy?!" Miao Xun began to overflow with emotion, "What happened, you were fine when I left in the morning!"