Laid-off guide is a cat wife

Xue put it lightly in his mental picture, "I asked the doctor in the infirmary for help, and I broke part of my brain."

"Which doctor would do such a thing?" Miao Xun held the steel fork and stood up.

Xue Fang forced him to sit down, "Don't get excited, I threatened him to do it."

"Is there something wrong with you, Xue Fang!" Miao Xun couldn't bear it anymore, "You have nothing wrong at all, you made something wrong with yourself just for, just for—"

For what he said.

That sentence, "You don't understand my difficulties at all."

Now Xue Fang can understand.Exchange Xue Fang's real feelings for his verbal ability, this person——

What the hell is wrong! ?

"No! Absolutely not." Miao Xun shook his head slightly, every three or four seconds, a little nervously, "No, I don't agree."

Xue Fang ate as usual, "Why not? We work hard together, isn't it great."

"Okay?" Miao Xun poked the fried pork cutlets on the plate to pieces, and asked with a sneer, "Where is it good? You are a linguist and a teacher. You rely on your mouth to eat, and now you are dumb. It's great!"

Xue Fang smiled: "No problem, I'm eating with my mouth." He forked a small tomato and put it between his lips leisurely.

"No sophistry!" Miao Xun was so angry that his stomach hurt, and he wanted to pounce on him again.

"Don't worry." Xue Fang comforted him, "I just want to prove to you that you can definitely speak again through practice, and I will accompany you. And don't worry about anyone laughing at you. Let's laugh together, let's make a fool of ourselves together."

I am with you.

What is the weight of this sentence?

This is the guide's lifetime commitment.

Miao Xun lowered his head, his shoulders trembled slightly, and his mouth was still stiff: "I, I, I don't want to make a fool of myself with you, you."

"Okay, then I'm ugly on my own."

"You're not ugly!" Miao Xun immediately retorted.

Xue Anxin was in full bloom with his conflicted and cute performance, and suddenly felt that the price was worth it.

A linguist loses his language ability, which means that a soldier loses his gun, a goshawk breaks its wings, and a big fish cuts off its tail.

But as long as he can help Miao Xun out of a predicament, Xue Fang will not hesitate even if he takes the huge risk of never recovering his speech ability.

"Crazy..." Miao Xun muttered to himself, from the conversation in his head to the lip-tooth fricative unconsciously, "hongle..."

"Do you drink Coke?" Xue Fang tried to change the subject.

Miao Xun glared at him with beautiful almond eyes, "..."

Xue Fang read him with a smile, "Understood, I want to drink."

The man went to buy a Coke.Miao Xun wanted to follow, but he stopped him with a single sentence, "You have to follow me every time I buy a drink. I'm getting more and more attached to me."

In order to verify that he was not clingy, Miao Xun stayed in his seat, but his eyes followed Xue Fang's movement around.

While staring at each other closely, he muttered in his heart:

Crazy, crazy.

How could you do such a thing without saying hello.

childish!

Not mature at all!

Think you're a three-year-old?

Give up your dignity, think I know—

In sight, Xue Fang arrived at the counter, and Miao Xun's heart suddenly rose.

There is no Pepper Coke in the vending machine, so you can only go to the counter to get it.Across the noisy crowd, Miao Xun couldn't hear the voice clearly, but could only see Xue Fang gesturing towards the waiter.

He forgot to take the terminal, what he said was incomprehensible, and the people queuing up next to him were a little impatient. He was embarrassed and kept smiling and nodding at them to apologize.

But his back is still tall and straight, his back is straight and proud, as if he is justified, because he went to buy drinks for his lover, no one has any reason to criticize him.

The all-powerful guide, the professor admired by thousands of people, in order to buy himself a bottle of Coke, in front of so many people, he was clumsy and embarrassed and tried his best to express it with his body.

This person could have spit out standard language naturally and smoothly, with ups and downs, a beautiful voice, and a personable demeanor.

You should be in the spotlight, your voice echoing in the Great Hall.

It should be impassioned, it should be whispered tenderly.

Answer me gently when I call you.

Xue Fang...

Cut off the mouthpiece for me.

Xue Fang...

Be dumb for me.

Xue Fang...

"Miao Miao? What's the matter with you?" He came back, stroking her with a gentle palm, and his concerned eyes were so hot.

Help……

"I'm about to shed tears anyway, don't feel bad."

help...

"Then I'll sit with you, come here, and I'll give you a Coke." The aluminum can was handed over, and it was at room temperature, no, it seemed to be the body temperature of the guide.

Who will save me, I... How can I have such a guide?

Tears dripped onto the aluminum can, ticking in through the gap between the tab and the straw.

"Help me." He fell headlong on Xue Fang's chest, his tears wiped on his shirt, and he cried out for help.

It's not naive, it's precisely because she's too mature and considers her partner's feelings everywhere, so she can easily abandon herself.

can not do this.Yes, someone will feel bad...

Xue Fang raised his tear-stained face, and while there was no one around, he kissed lightly, "Why did I save you, why not let you drown?"

"No... okay..." Miao Xun knew that there were many people watching in the cafeteria, and the sentries had sharp ears, so he could hear him sobbing as if he was out of breath.

But he doesn't care anymore, let him go, who cares if anyone will laugh at him, he just wants to talk to the person in front of him, get angry, and make trouble unreasonably: "Blame you, I didn't drink the Coke, so I feel so uncomfortable .”

"You have to compensate me." With red and swollen eyes, he grabbed Xue Fang's hand that wiped his tears.

Xue Fang readily agreed, "Can I buy another can? Yes."

"No."

"What do you want?"

"...Teach me, talk."

Xue Fang's expression froze, and slowly, a smile burst out from that usually calm face.

In order to help Miao Xun recover his speaking ability, Xue Fang did a lot of knowledge reserve in the early stage.

According to the general treatment methods for aphasia, he is indeed the most suitable candidate for an auxiliary therapist: close relationship with patients, long contact time, smooth psychological communication, and most importantly, Miao Xun has a strong desire to speak to him, which can make the treatment The process gets twice the result with half the effort.

However, Miao Xun is the leader sentinel, and has a lot of memory gaps. After repeated brainwashing, his mental domain is unstable. He can't rashly use the brain-stimulating mental image teaching method to instill language knowledge like he did for the sentinel soldiers in the military base before. .

"I suggest you seek help from other psychotherapists." Although Hu Shuo is a veterinarian, he studied the serious psychology of supernatural beings before he changed his career. He still gave advice on this kind of problem.

In order to ensure efficiency, Professor Xue, who temporarily lost his speech ability, chose to type to communicate: "No, I can handle it myself.

"...Are you sure?" Hu Shuo expressed deep doubts, "You asked me for a medicine that can make people mentally disturbed, remember?"

Xue Fang nodded, "Hmm, the effect is not bad."

He took the medicine that day and felt very energetic, calm in thinking, and performed well. He also felt extremely abnormally happy when he was stabbed by Miao Xun.

Hu Shuo showed embarrassment: "What I gave you is actually vitamin E."

"...Are you joking?" Director Xue's smile froze on his face.

Even though the border was tens of thousands of light-years away, Hu Shuo still hurriedly backed away with the chair, fearing that the evil spirit on the other side would kill him along the network cable, so he only dared to show half his face in front of the camera:

"The supernatural psychotropic drugs are so strictly controlled, how could I get them for you in two hours at that time... I thought about it, you guys have always been very good at persuading yourself, giving you two vitamins, you thought it was psychotropic drugs, you must It will automatically enter the state, and the result is as expected... Don't call someone to beat me!"

Xue Fang's mind echoed: I'm done, I'm done! ! !

He thought that he only did that kind of bad thing because of bad medicine, but he didn't expect that it was...

No, it is definitely not an exposure of nature.He, Xue Fang, is a good citizen of Interstellar, and Miao Xiaomi is a gentle, kind and good wife. He is definitely not a pervert who pushes people down on the bed and calls him master.

Hu Shuo wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "So I said, you have a serious problem. As your friend, after ten years of observation, I don't recommend you to act as a guide to enter the depths of your partner's spiritual realm. You It may control the upper brain of desire, influence him with one's own consciousness, and modify other people's pure land. The light ones are insane, and the severe ones are mentally 'melted'."

Xue Fang felt that he was scaremongering, "The 'spiritual circuit breaker' is too exaggerated, it is only for sentinels in the late stage of mental mania. Miao Xun has been very stable by my side for the past six months."

After typing, he patted his chest confidently.

Hu Shuo raised his forehead, "Believe it or not, the little sentinel in your house is in a special situation. His consciousness has been cleaned, can you be sure that he is not being forced into someone else's consciousness now? In case the false consciousness is disturbed by you, His entire spiritual domain will collapse like dominoes, and there is no way to stop it."

"Not so..."

Hu Shuo looked serious: "To make a very inappropriate analogy, the sentinel who has been brainwashed often has an abnormality like a miscarriage. The first few times may be influenced by foreign objects, and then the mental domain becomes more and more relaxed, and there will be a habitual miscarriage. Perhaps before He needs to kill his whole family to break down. Now, you take the mug from his hand and he goes crazy. That's how the circuit breaker happens."

This is why so many sentinels in the rest center need to be isolated separately.They are no longer suitable for contact with humans.

"You are so familiar with the psychic field of supernatural beings, why did you switch to become a veterinarian?" Xue Fang asked suddenly.

Hu Shuo sighed, "I can't bear to sit there all day and listen to the sentries and guides tell the terrible things they saw. There is a limit to the emotions that a person can carry. If it exceeds the limit, it will collapse."

If the limit is exceeded, it will collapse.

When cooking, Xue Fang kept echoing this sentence in his head.

A pair of hands encircled his waist from behind, and his chin was pressed against the hollow of his neck. The thick milk coffee smell seemed to melt into the steaming soup.

This means that Miao Xun is in a good mood, feels very secure, and is emitting pheromones unscrupulously.

"What soup are you making?"

There is no barrier to communication in the mental picture.

Xue Fang touched his head from the back, stroked his short hair up, held the prickly ears between his fingers, and rubbed them together, "Tomato and spinach chowder."

"I don't like spinach." "Cat" wrinkled his nose.

"I know, you will pick it out and put it in my bowl later."

Press the ears to the sides, and don't rub him, "It's unnecessary, just don't let it go."

Xue Zao sprinkled some pepper before serving, and stirred it with a spoon, "No, if you don't let it go, it won't be tomato and spinach chowder."

Disgusting, the little house cat still quickly set the tableware, sat at the table with its chin propped up, and waited for his wife to bring the meal.

One soup, three steaks in gravy.Try to fatten up the sentry with a super high metabolic rate.

Miao Xun silently pushed the soup bowl in front of Xue Fang.

Xue Fang looked up at the chopped spinach as big as a fingernail floating on it, took it, carefully picked it clean with a spoon, and handed it back.

Miao Xun reluctantly took a sip, the strong aroma of tomato overwhelmed the smell of spinach, and he drank it warmly, with a burst of peppery spiciness, making his stomach and abdominal cavity feel comfortable.

Xue Anxin scooped up the soup absently, without taking a sip. After a long while, he put down the spoon and said to Miao Xun in his mind: "I will teach you how to pronounce it correctly, starting with Interstellar Common Language."

"Oh."

Xue Fang spoke very slowly, "In order to make your memory deep, you may need to stimulate the language function area of ​​your brain and enter the spiritual realm."

Miao Xun subconsciously asked: "Entering the spiritual realm, are you?"

He asked too frankly, but it was hard for Xue Fang to deny it.

"No... this part will be done by a professional therapist." Xue Fang said with difficulty.

The chewing stopped, "What do you mean?"

"That's... someone else will be responsible for entering your mental domain and carrying out stimulation therapy."

Miao Xun continued to lower his head to eat meat, "I won't do it."

Sure enough, I don't want to.Xue Fang didn't expect him to agree.Originally it was agreed that he would take full responsibility, and Miao Xun was willing to agree because of his physical and mental trust in him.If he had known that it would be done by another person, Miao Xun would not have let go.

"What's the matter with you, are you not good at that?"

Xue Fang came back to his senses, his old face blushed, "No! It's..."

Miao Xun dipped the bread into the gravy, "What is it?"

"Oh. I'm afraid I can't control myself. I want to stimulate you with scene images and connect words, which is much more effective than simply repeating pronunciation. But I may be on the way...overload, and even intervene or correct your memory feel."

Miao Xun: "For example?"

Xue Fang pointed to the spinach soup, "For example, if you don't like spinach, I may subconsciously think it's wrong, and hint you in the depths of the field: spinach is delicious and nutritious, and you will grow strong after eating spinach."

Miao Xun nodded, showing that he understood, "Oh. So you can rest assured that someone will enter the depths of my domain and give me a hint: the little cat will throw away Guide Xue and come to kneel and lick me. Xue Fang is a big villain and we don't want it. Take care of him."

Xue Fang: "..."

He licked his wet lips, and raised the provocative corner of his mouth: "You can send me there, go, and I will be someone else's cutie the next day."

Xue Fang blurted out: "No, I'm actually afraid that you will have a miscarriage—"

"Abortion, me?" Miao Xun narrowed his eyes and asked back.