[Comprehensive] How to be cannon fodder gloriously

At this time, everyone in Chaoge, including Di Xin, did not expect that they would welcome a little overlord.

It was none other than Li Jing's youngest son, Nezha, who was sent to be the proton.At this time, Nezha, who had just arrived in Chaoge, was curiously looking at the city where he was going to live, looking for a place he thought would be more interesting.

Nezha really didn't care much about being sent by his father to be a proton.He was not popular in Li's mansion. His two elder brothers were studying abroad, so it was rare to see him. His father, Li Jing, didn't like him. He raised his eyebrows and eyes. Under the influence of his father, it was rare for his grandmother to give him a favor. Smiley look.Whenever Nezha saw Mother Li's disgusted expression, he would think, do all the old ladies have such gloomy faces all day long, as if someone owed her a lot of money and didn't pay it back?

Daji didn't give Nezha a lot of face, but Nezha knew that she always made small reports about herself in front of her father and grandmother, which made herself and her mother Yin Shiniang even more sad in Li's mansion, so she always smiled at her. Daji, Nezha hated it to the bottom of his heart.

For Nezha, there is nothing reluctant to leave such an environment.If there is anyone he cares about in Li's residence, it is probably the only mother who treats him well.

Due to various reasons, Nezha did not stay away from his hometown to host the other party's sadness, but instead brought his annoying energy in Li's house to Chaoge.Looking at the lively scene on the street from the car, Nezha tilted his head, and his big black eyes were eager to try.

So, not long after.From the street came the servant's tragic (?) call: "The young master of the Li family is missing, hurry up and look for him separately!"

In Wangcheng, Shang Xuan and Di Xin also got the news very quickly. Di Xin's brows were tightly knit, and it was he who wanted to come to Li Jing.If he gets lost on his territory, isn't it all his responsibility?

Thinking that there were so many human traffickers in the city, Di Xin couldn't sit still anymore.If he loses the proton who came to Beijing as a pledge, he, the king of Shang, will not be able to live in peace.Besides, even if you don't consider these things, the third son of the Li family is not valued in the Li family. He was sent to Chaoge by his cruel father for a hostage.

"Send more people to find Mr. Li San before dark."

If Di Xin knew how much trouble this little troublemaker, Mr. Li San, would cause him in the future, I believe he would not be so actively looking for him.

Everyone in Li's residence knew that if they lost anyone, they would not lose Mr. Li San.They had also expected that one day the playful Mr. Li San would get lost outside, and they would not suffer bad luck because of him.It's a pity that no matter how far Mr. Li runs, he can find his way home by himself. Worried about him?It was nothing to worry about.

As the sun gradually shifted, finally, half of the guards in the royal city were dispatched, just to find Nezha, the third son of Li who "may have been abducted and sold".In order to prevent the kidnappers from being taken out of the city, Di Xin even ordered the city gates to be sealed.

The entire Chaoge City people were turned upside down because of a young master Li San.In the end, when Shang Xuan found Nezha sleeping soundly in a bush in the suburbs, he really couldn't laugh or cry.

The child sleeping against the big tree is very cute, with a small white and round face, and excellent facial features. He is a child who is easy to fall in love with.At this time, he was leaning against the big tree, sleeping soundly, and a bubble of water appeared on his nose.Who would have thought that this kid would be so skinny?Dare to sneak away in a place where you are not familiar with, and you are not afraid of being abducted.

Shang Xuan bent down and picked up the sleeping child.The child seemed to feel something, muttered something, rolled over, and bought his little face into Shang Xuan's arms, he seemed to feel very comfortable, and even rubbed against it.

After a good dream, when he woke up, Nezha found that he was already in the palace.Beside his window, there was a magnified face, and the owner of the face was looking at him with bitterness and hatred.Nezha shuddered all of a sudden. Could it be that he just came out of the Li Mansion and met a male version of his grandmother?

"You are Li Jing's third son?" Di Xin felt that he understood why Li Jing didn't like this son.Just kidding, who would like a little bastard who just caused trouble for himself!

When Di Xin knew that Nezha was not kidnapped and sold, but ran away secretly for fun, and went around half of Chaoge City, he had the heart to strangle Nezha to death.

The most annoying thing is that the imperial guards he sent out couldn't find this little troublemaker, and it was finally Shang Xuan who brought him back.I don't know if sleeping in Shang Xuan's arms is too comfortable, but this little brat still refuses to let Shang Xuan go!

The treatment he didn't even enjoy was actually enjoyed by this little brat whom he had never met before. No wonder he wasn't annoyed!Moreover, what annoyed him even more was that Shang Xuan actually indulged this little kid!

Could it be that there will be another object for him to compete for attention in the future?Di Xin thought very sadly.

Forget about those two broken birds, they can still be used to show off their cuteness, what's the use of this guy?Getting into trouble?

In short, Di Xin, who had been quite sympathetic to Nezha before, now looked at Nezha in a displeased way.

Nezha is still young, and his mind is relatively simple. He can only distinguish the goodwill and malice of the people around him. He can't understand the deeper reasons, let alone Dixin's complicated thoughts.

At this time, Nezha also equated Di Xin with his grandmother, who was always bitter and bitter.Grandmother Nezha didn't dare to provoke her, because it would make mother angry, but if it was this person, he would not be afraid.Nezha began to seriously consider whether he should put something on Di Xin's bed or table.

When they met for the first time, Nezha and Di Xin had already decided that they didn't like each other.Forget about Nezha, and speaking of Di Xin...has he ever liked someone who is close to Shang Xuan?

If such a naughty bastard is left in the palace, something will happen sooner or later.

This is the thought in the hearts of all those who know Nezha's glorious deeds.

However, no one expected that the first ones to suffer were not Di Xin, who disliked Nezha, nor those innocent, unlucky palace people who were always implicated, but the two little Golden Crows. !

The reason is this, one morning, Xiaoliu woke up in a daze, and suddenly found that there was a round thing in the nest. At first, he didn't understand what it was, and he pecked it with his mouth curiously. Suddenly, it woke up and yelled at Xiaoba: "Xiaoba, Xiaoba, you are laying eggs!"

Xiao Ba gave Er Que's brother a paw unceremoniously: "What are you talking about? You just laid eggs!"

Idiot Xiaoliu, don't even think about it, they are all public, how could they lay eggs!

"But, I clearly saw that this egg rolled out from under your ass!" Xiao Liu looked at Xiao Ba with a look of "you don't have to hide it from me, I know everything", making Xiao Ba want to pounce on it Give him a slap in the face, if this guy is not his brother, he will definitely be crippled!

Xiao Ba endured the anger in his heart, and said to Xiao Liu: "Look carefully, these are just ordinary bird eggs, how can the eggs of our Jinwu clan be so small?"

Xiao Liu tilted his head and thought for a while: "That's right~ Then how did this egg come about?" His black bean eyes were still staring at his brother suspiciously.

"I don't know, I want to go!" Xiao Ba sat on the side angrily, completely ignoring his silly brother.

At this time, a head popped out from the side of Wowo, startling Xiao Liu.When Xiao Liu came back to his senses, he found that it was a child who came, and he flapped his wings angrily and said, "Who are you? Who allowed you to come here?"

Shang Xuan never let people get close to the nests of the Golden Crows, that's why Xiao Liu asked this question.But obviously, Nezha couldn't understand what he said.

Nezha picked up the eggs in his nest, and said disappointedly: "Why haven't they hatched yet? Are you doing it? I see that you don't have any eggs, so I specially took them from the tree farthest from here. A few eggs are here for you to hatch, why haven’t you hatched any chicks yet?”

Well, Xiao Liu now knows that the egg in their nest was put in by this brat!You bastard, let them hatch eggs for other birds, what did he think of them!

Before Xiao Liu had time to get angry, Nezha said another sentence, which completely pissed Xiao Liu off: "You can't even hatch your cheeks, so what's the use of raising you? It's better to send them to the kitchen to be slaughtered!"

The face will not hatch...

Sent to the kitchen to be slaughtered...

Damn!Believe it or not, Master Bird will kill you now!Xiao Liu was completely angry, even Xiao Ba, who had been squatting on the side, lazily acting as if nothing to do with him, was also angry.This brat must be taught a lesson!Otherwise, he would not even know who is the boss in this palace!

...Of course it is Shang Xuan, but the two of them are next, and even Di Xin is behind!This little kid who has just arrived is even more out of line!

Xiao Liu and Xiao Ba cooperated with each other. One bird flew to the top of Nezha's head and began to peck his hair. He was covered in egg liquid, as embarrassing as he could be.

Nezha was also angry, he couldn't hit the little golden crow far away for the time being, so he grabbed the one that flew over his head, and desperately pulled the other's wings, looking at the vigor, it seemed that he wanted to tear off the other's wings .Of course, he definitely didn't succeed in the end, but Xiao Liu, who was being pulled by him, was in so much pain that he kept screaming non-stop.

Originally, he just wanted to teach Nezha some small lessons, but now, he is really popular!