[Comprehensive] How to be cannon fodder gloriously

After some melee, the little Golden Crows still gained the upper hand.Although they didn't use their housekeeping skills, they are all big monsters who have lived for thousands of years. Once they get serious, how can they be bullied by a human cub who was just born?

One of the two little golden crows stepped on Nezha's head and the other on his legs. Nezha was firmly fixed on the ground, unable to move, and could only lie on the ground and wave his hands wildly.The divine power he was so proud of completely lost its effect in front of the two little golden crows.Regardless of the small size of the two little golden crows, they weighed on him like a thousand catties, and they couldn't break free no matter what.

Xiao Liu shook his little feet triumphantly: "Now you know how powerful we are! Do you dare to mess with us again in the future? Do you dare?"

"Woooooo!" Nezha pretended not to be able to understand Xiaoliu's birdsong, but this did not prevent him from continuing to struggle desperately.

"I had a lot of fun pulling my wings just now, huh?" Xiao Liu jumped on Nezha's face a few times. There are several footprints left.

Looking at his masterpiece, the anger in Xiao Liu's heart finally dissipated, he flapped his wings, and said with the generosity of a winner: "Forget it, I don't care about you anymore! However, if you If you dare to come to our place to make trouble again, I will peck your head off!" Thinking of what Nezha did to his brother, Xiao Liu added: "Well, yes, I will throw you into the chicken coop Here, let you hatch the eggs!"

Thinking of several fluffy chickens coming out of Nezha's arms, Xiao Liu laughed so happily that he expected Nezha to commit a crime soon.

Xiao Ba didn't like verbal threats, so he flew directly over Nezha's head, and after a while, a handful of black hairs dangled from his mouth.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" came the tragic protest of Nezha from below, but sometimes the reality is so cruel, one second is still a bully, the next second it becomes the one being bullied .

When the two little golden crows finally released Nezha mercifully, Nezha's hair, which had been combed so well, was no longer visible to anyone, just like an afro.

This is the first major setback that Nezha encountered in his life like a little overlord. He hunted birds all day long, but this time he was finally pecked by the birds.

"Chirp, chirp, chirp~" There were two little golden crows singing cheerfully in their ears, which was a kind of joy from the heart.These two bad birds are having fun!

Nezha looked up with a stinky face, but was shocked to see a person walking towards them.

Appearing in front of him was a gentle-looking person with a unique temperament that made people want to get close.The two little golden crows were coquettishly rolling on the man's body without any image, not at all as fierce as when they faced him just now.

However, for some reason, although this man looked gentle, Nezha just didn't dare to make trouble in front of him.This may be a kind of intuition derived from instinct, or it may be due to other reasons.Anyway, this is the first time Nezha has been quiet, obediently waiting for others to approach him.

Shang Xuan looked at Nezha's hair which had been pecked into long and short, and said slightly apologetically, "Xiao Liu and Xiao Ba have caused a lot of trouble, don't take it to heart."

This was the first time someone didn't criticize him right away. Nezha stretched out his hand out of habit and touched his nose: "No, it's actually me...I want to play tricks on them, so I..."

A little guilt rose in his heart.This feeling is similar to meeting a person who is willing to believe that he is a good boy, but he has lived up to this trust?

In the Li Mansion before, his father and grandmother took an indifferent attitude towards him, and only when he caused trouble, they would pay more attention to him.Nezha wanted to get their attention, so he kept making troubles and troubles, and before he reached the age where cats hate dogs, he had already gained a lot of notoriety.

Later, he didn't care about his father and grandmother's opinion anymore, causing trouble had become his instinct and his only pleasure.He couldn't bear to stay in the mansion quietly for a whole day, no one paid attention to him, and only when he got into trouble, he would feel that his life still had so many wonderful things.

Getting into trouble is used to him, so he doesn't think there's anything wrong with making trouble. However, facing Shang Xuan's gentle and tolerant eyes, Nezha hopes for the first time that he is a good boy.

The two little golden crows were still chattering in front of them, but now Nezha was in no mood to find them and take revenge for the anger he had just received.He looked at his dirty little hands, and quietly wiped them behind his back.

"If you just want to play with Xiao Liu and Xiao Ba, that's fine. However, if you want to be friends with them, you shouldn't try to tease them or make them do things they hate, but be with them Get along well."

Nezha, like Zeus back then, stood on a dangerous edge.Because of their childhood experiences, they are self-willed and self-willed, but Nezha's situation is different from that of Zeus.If possible, Shang Xuan still hopes to guide Nezha to return to a normal growth track, and not to harm others or himself because of this self-willedness.

"I'm sorry, I..." Nezha lowered his head, but felt that a hand fell on his head, and that hand gently stroked his head, which made him feel a long-lost care and warmth, and, It seems that this is not the first time he has experienced this feeling.

Suddenly, Nezha's eyes widened: "That day, I slipped out to play, and then fell asleep... Did you bring me back?"

"Do you still remember?" Shang Xuan asked.

"Well, I don't remember clearly, I just have a little impression."

"Then Nezha knows that Nezha went out to play secretly that day, how many people went to look for Nezha?"

"I don't know." Nezha blinked, and looked at Shang Xuan curiously: "You still sent someone to look for me?"

"Of course, we will be worried if you disappear suddenly. So, don't go out to play secretly again, okay? If you want to go out to play, you can tell me, and I will take you out. Otherwise, you go out secretly Play, if we can't find you, we will be very anxious."

"I'm sorry, I don't know..." Facing the concern from others, Nezha was obviously at a loss, he whispered: "I, when I was in Li's residence, I would sneak out to play by myself, and they would never come to me of."

At most, after he went somewhere and caused trouble, take him back semi-strongly.

"So you are so pitiful, okay, I will play with you reluctantly in the future!" Xiao Liu flew to Nezha's side, stretched out a wing and patted his chest, quite like a big brother, with that small appearance, It seems to say, 'I'll cover you from now on'.

Xiao Liu doesn't hold grudges, and Nezha bullied him, and he has already bullied him back, so he doesn't take this matter to heart.

On the other hand, Xiao Ba, who is indifferent to Nezha, he is cold-tempered, and there are very few things that can attract his attention.This time, if Nezha hadn't pissed him off, he wouldn't have done it either.He has no interest in Nezha's childhood past.The Golden Crows are not a sympathetic race, and only the silly Xiao Liu is an exception.

Nezha looked curiously at Xiao Liu who was doing human-like movements in mid-air: "What is it doing?"

Of course he could feel that Xiao Liu was showing kindness to him, but, again, people and birds have different paths, he really couldn't understand Xiao Liu's birdsong.

"Xiao Liu is saying that he likes you very much and is willing to play with you in the future." Shang Xuan said.

"Like me?" Nezha looked at Little Golden Crow and then at Shang Xuan, but he couldn't believe it. After all, he had just bullied him.

Xiao Liu nodded towards him: "As long as you obediently be my little brother, help me smooth my hair every day, and bring me delicious food, I will like you!"

Nezha couldn't understand this, he only saw Xiao Liu's affirmative action, and suddenly, his whole eyes lit up, as if there was a flash of brilliance inside.

In fact, as long as someone is willing to play with you, as long as someone really cares about you, even if you don't go out to make trouble, you won't be lonely, right?

Under the tutelage of Shang Xuan and Jinwu Xiaoliu, Nezha gradually became much more well-behaved.Of course, he is still full of rebellious and active factors in his bones, but he is no longer as carefree as before, and he will consider the consequences.

Because, Shang Xuan said, if something happened to him, they would be sad.

Seeing Nezha's extraordinary destiny and supernatural power, Shang Xuan taught him some martial arts and fairy arts. This was an unintentional act, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be an unexpected result.Nezha, who was supposed to be the vanguard of anti-business, became a general in the defense of Yin Shang in the future, which was beyond everyone's expectations.

Nezha grew up day by day in Chaoge, during which time, Li Jing never once mentioned that he wanted to take him back.His biological mother, Yin Shiniang, sent a few letters, but unfortunately, under Daji's squeeze, she is also unable to protect herself, and the care she can give Nezha is very limited.

Yin Jiao could hear the voices outside the window that bewitched him from time to time. For these voices, he had already rejected them from the beginning, and became suspicious, and he was just about to hit the door.As for Mrs. Jiang, she still stayed in the palace to recuperate, planting flowers and practicing calligraphy every day. That voice never came to him again.

When Nezha grew from a chubby doll the size of a lotus root to a handsome young man, a war of rebellion finally broke out in a certain vassal state.From this moment on, the peaceful days of Di Xin and Shang Xuan came to an end.