The possibility of love between the great god and the stupid fan

Bow down.

When the young man left, Yan Mo tore off the note in his hand, then picked up the book he destroyed last night, heartbroken, if the big book hadn't been damaged, would I have lost my composure like this?

Hey, no, wait a minute!

Yan Mo suddenly remembered something, and then suddenly ran to the trash can where he just threw the note. It's a pity that the note he just threw was already torn, but fortunately there was no other rubbish in his trash can.

Carefully picking up the small pieces of wood and putting them together carefully, finally, Yan Mo's expression changed again and again.

"This must be a coincidence!" Yan Mo, who was about to cry without tears, took the signature on the book and compared it with the handwriting of the young man just now. He was very familiar with the handwriting, and he almost remembered the outline and stroke of each word. No wonder just now He seemed to feel that something was wrong, and it turned out to be here!This person's handwriting is too similar to Xianyun Wufeng's handwriting!

"Could this person be the one who helped Xianyun Wufeng sign his name?" Yan Mo felt that he couldn't turn the corner. Sure enough, is his IQ not enough when he encounters big things?

Then, he subconsciously refused to think about the fact that this person was the male god in his mind.

——Hehe, how could my family be so violent!

——How could my family live upstairs from me!

——How can my family be so strong!

——How could I fight Da Da all of a sudden!

——How could I offend my family!

——Woo, how could my family hate me!

Well, the last point is the key point. Yan Mo was complacent about his petty thoughts of deliberately disturbing people's dreams just now, but now he is startled and horrified. What if he is really big?

And, oh, oh, oh, I was so busy fighting, I forgot to look at the big face, what should I do if I can't remember the swollen face!Thinking about it, it is extremely terrifying, please ask, how to escape?

Urgent: The person living upstairs seems to be my male god, what should I do?What should I do if I got into a big fight with the male god as soon as I moved?

Now for Yan Mo, the most important thing is to determine whether the people upstairs are really idle.

Therefore, a certain stupid fan whose IQ returned to zero excitedly couldn't think of any other way than borrowing things.

Therefore, Qi Yangbai, who had finally been clean for a while, soon heard a knock on the door. He couldn't imagine who would come to him at this time, so, as if to verify his thoughts, the people outside the door spoke Leo: "Is anyone home? I'm a new neighbor who moved downstairs. I'm here to borrow something."

Qi Yangbai: "..."

Is it really okay to forget the fact that you were beaten up so quickly?

"I'm not here to disturb you, I just want to borrow something." Someone said very sincerely.

Qi Yangbai finally opened the door: "I said, don't disturb me!"

"I didn't bother you, it's just that I really came to borrow things. You know, there are two living people living in the whole building, so who do I borrow from if I don't ask you?" Yan Mo felt that his IQ seemed to have returned up.

Then he stared at Qi Yangbai's face very strangely, expressing happiness in his heart, if it is really big, then the appearance value is also a bit high, oh, oh, so happy!My male god lives upstairs from me, and he really isn't the picky guy I imagined!

In other words, how do you keep on being a fan of the role of a man who picks feet in front of the image of the male god in your imagination!This is absolutely true love!

Qi Yangbai looked at Yan Mo with a strange look, and was speechless immediately. This guy is definitely a psychopath. Is the idiot smart?

In order to get rid of him earlier, Qi Yangbai had to resist the thought of beating him again: "You-want-borrow-what-what!"

It was almost word for word, but Yan Mo could not hear the anger inside. On the contrary, once he had his own male god living upstairs, his own male god was a truly stunning setting, so all the bad things about the male god would be automatically eliminated. After making it up in his mind, he just felt: the voice of his male god is really nice!

So, now Yan Mo didn't know what Qi Yangbai was talking about, he looked stupid, so Qi Yangbai closed the door with a bang.

Yan Mo, whose nose was almost bleeding, finally came back to his senses, and knocked on the door persistently: "Wait, I'm really here to borrow something!"

Qi Yangbai felt that the limit of his patience was about to be reached: "What do you want to borrow!"

"Oh, it's nothing, I just want to borrow your ID card." Yan Mo looked innocent.

"Bang!" This time, the door closed even more fiercely.

"No, wait, I really sincerely want to borrow your ID card, no, just take a look! Just one look, just one look!" Yan Mo yelled at the door without any image.

And Qi Yangbai in the room has already had blue veins. He hasn't wanted to beat someone so angry for many years, and he doesn't know why. After coming, my life will definitely be a mess.

The author has something to say: I finally understand how painful it is to write an orthodox emotional essay... I really want God to unfold... Will it collapse!

☆、Start to brush up the favorability of male gods today

"Then, let me ask you a question, Qi Yangbai! Is your name Qi Yangbai?" Yan Mo lay on the door.

With a bang, the door opened, and someone waited viciously for Yan Mo, who fell to the ground because of losing his balance: "How do you know! Who are you! The one who sent you here!"

Faced with Qi Yangbai's questioning, Yan Mo just hugged his thigh excitedly, almost bursting into tears: "Master, is it really you? Do you remember me? I am your true fan!"

Qi Yangbai: "..."

In fact, Qi Yangbai's memory has always been very good, the voice, when distant memories come to mind, if there is such a stupid fan in his memory, it must be the stupid fan who called him "Dad". vivid memory.

So, facing Yan Mo who was hugging his thigh, Qi Yangbai couldn't help but said: "So, have you graduated from junior high school yet? Well, you're here to find Dad."

Yan Mo: "..."

The black history and so on are full of tears!In other words, for the sake of the male god, you still have to remember this matter.

But Yan Mo, as a brainless fan, would never be hit by such a trivial matter. He immediately stood up and wiped away the tears that he didn't have at all: "Hello, male god. Hey, you admitted the wrong person? What kind of father do you really love? I don't know at all? Let's get to know each other again, my name is Yan Mo, and I live downstairs from you. Daddy, we are really destined!"

Qi Yangbai: You have exposed your IQ, okay?

However, Qi Yangbai was curious about why his identity was known. If it wasn't for someone's actions yesterday, he really thought his identity had been made public. , this is too coincidental!The psycho who moved downstairs is my own brain fan or something, it is simply incompetent to accept it!He had almost foreseen that his future life would be disturbed by this idiot.

When Qi Yangbai was making a choice between moving and driving away the person in front of him, the person suddenly ran down, and then moved a pile of books at his stunned speed, and said excitedly with a smile on his face: "Master, sign a book!" Name it!"

The young man in front of him had messy hair, and there were even bruises on his face from being beaten by him. He didn't expect that the attitude of the person who had the same hatred as him just now would change so quickly. Could it be that this person has a split personality?

But I have to say that facing Yan Mo's sincere gaze, Qi Yangbai is still a little soft-hearted. It seems that he has not met such a simple (stupid) person for a long time, and if he is really his fan, then he should be Be obedient, at least you won't deliberately sing such weird songs every day to disturb yourself, right?

Thinking of this, his face turned dark again, Yan Mo's singing voice is simply a killer weapon for him!

Therefore, after weighing the pros and cons, Qi Yangbai said calmly: "I can sign for you, but you have to promise me one thing."

"It's only one thing, even if it's a hundred things, I can agree!" Yan Mo was very excited.

Qi Yangbai: "..."

He almost wanted to sympathize with the IQ of the person in front of him. He was really brain-dead, and he didn't know how he got here after so many years.

But he still said: "Don't let my information leak out, and don't disturb my normal life."

"Of course!" Yan Mo agreed straight away, I won't leak the news about Da Da, it would be bad if a bunch of stupid fans come over, it's best that only I know, then Da Da belongs to me alone!It's beautiful to think about.As for the second half of the sentence, Yan Mo just ignored it, don't bother Daddy, hehe...

Qi Yangbai felt that it would be a good deal for him to exchange his signature for a quiet future, but when he finished signing the few books at hand and looked at the pile of books in the room like a hill, he immediately petrified.

Qi Yangbai felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, and asked the person in front of him who was still busy moving books: "How many books do you have?"

"Not many, there are still twenty or thirty books to be moved, and there are only more than 200 books in total. There are still thousands of books that have not been moved from my hometown. This time I left in a hurry and didn't bring them here. Next time I have a chance, I will airlift them over." Yan Mo replied with a smile, every book can get a big autograph or something, don't be too good.

Qi Yangbai: "..."

Hey, does your family run a bookstore?I still want to have a next time. I probably won’t be able to do anything after signing these books today!For the first time, he had the idea that he was actually in a loss-making business.

However, in order to calm someone down, Qi Yangbai still decided to sign these books honestly, and then it would be best not to have any contact with this so-called neighbor.

However, after signing and signing, Yan Mo, who was looking at him like a nympho, suddenly asked very seriously: "Daddy, have you had breakfast?"

breakfast?Because of work, sometimes I write manuscripts very late. Qi Yangbai really doesn't have the habit of eating breakfast.

Seeing that Qi Yangbai didn't answer, Yan Mo stood up righteously, accusing with a sad face: "Daddy, you don't even eat breakfast, do you know how many people die of stomach problems in China every year! Do you know most of them The reason is not eating on time, especially breakfast, do you know how important breakfast is to us! Without a good body, how can we make good works? You know, I heard a few days ago that an author because Stomach cancer is dead, if you die, what will I do! How can you not eat breakfast! Why don’t you eat breakfast! Why don’t you eat..."

Yan Mo's tone seemed like he was a heartless person, which made Qi Yang's scalp shudder, and at the same time, he also had a bad premonition - if he didn't, he should take care of it!Hey, who is that, this is not your house, okay?What are you doing in the kitchen!

Yan Mo opened the refrigerator in the kitchen. Fortunately, there were still some things in it. It probably wasn't as rumored that he would never go out for the rest of his life, at least he would go out to buy groceries.Well, there are also noodles—Da Da, wait, I will make a bowl of love noodles for you, you will be shocked by my cooking skills, and then I can take the opportunity to come every day, oh, oh, I can prepare love meals for you every day Don't be too happy!

Yan Mo, who was fantasizing about a happy life in the future, did not notice Qi Yang's pale face at all.

After a while, Qi Yangbai finally couldn't help but walked to the kitchen: "What the hell are you doing! Are you tearing down my kitchen? Please turn right and go out, go downstairs, and go to your own house!"

Yan Mo who just broke a bowl: "..."

Daddy, don't chase me... Listen to me, it was just an accident... an accident!I'm actually very good at cooking... Hey, don't grab my eggs, they haven't been peeled yet...

☆, forever perfect male god

In the end, in order to save his own noodles, eggs, and bowls and chopsticks, Qi Yangbai had no choice but to serve them by himself—the main reason is that this guy has put a large strip of noodles in cold water (attention for children who have cooked noodles: cold water, cold water! One piece, one piece Ah!) in!It's a waste if you don't cook it! Otherwise, he wouldn't go to make breakfast early in the morning, not to mention that he didn't sleep at all last night, and now it's time for him to catch up on sleep.

After Yan Mo was sad for a second, he immediately came back to his senses - he could taste the noodles made by Da Da himself, this is the rhythm of happiness to death!die without regrets...

So, Yan Mo stood at the door of the kitchen blissfully and infatuatedly, watching Qi Yangbai cook noodles, and then discovered a fact - someone can cook noodles so beautifully, it's like dancing, look, this step... Eh ,wrong!This step! ! ? ?

Yan Mo's eyes widened, staring at Qi Yangbai's legs intently, and finally realized something was wrong, Qi Yangbai was slender, and his legs were straight and slender, yes, but, looking at it, the rhythm of these two feet is not the same at all!

Although it's not obvious, but if you look closely, you can definitely find that one of Da Da's feet is lame!

Yan Mo is like a bolt from the blue, what happened to the big leg, is it disabled, or is it injured, sprained, or is it actually a prosthetic limb, or what?

Then, Yan Mo, who made up a bloody guess in his head, almost shed tears. Could it be that this is the reason why he doesn't want to see people!Thinking about it, he actually felt a little distressed.

Obviously he is not a sympathetic person, because he has never seen anyone who helped him unconditionally when he was in despair.He also admitted that he has never given a penny to beggars on the street, and he still has a contemptuous attitude towards people who get something for nothing, and the so-called sympathy has long been almost polished in the shopping malls and the sophistication of the world over the years, even if it is him He doesn't think that someone will help him unconditionally when he is hopeless, and he doesn't bother.

However, if the misfortune happened to that person, he would be a little incapable of accepting it. In his heart, he would be superior and completely different from "mortals" like himself; the male god is perfect, and he is naturally the proud son of heaven. , God's darling, so he is not surprised that Qi Yangbai has an excellent appearance, but he just thinks that the male god is more perfect.

However, when he found a flaw in this perfect product, the first thing he hated was that God was unfair, why did he treat the male god like this, and then he felt inexplicably uncomfortable, wishing to transfer the pain from him to himself.

Qi Yangbai also clearly felt Yan Mo's unusual light, but when he turned around, he saw Yan Mo's pained expression, and then stared at his legs in a daze, he immediately understood everything.

The movement of the hand paused for a second, but he immediately came back to his senses. Some things have long been digested in time, so why bother.However, there is no sympathy, no pity, this person actually looks sad, why?Is the so-called reader fan really different?He never believed in coincidences, let alone feelings, let alone someone who had only seen his words.

However, until the person who was in a daze suddenly rushed up: "Daddy, no matter what, you will always be the most perfect male god in my mind!"

none of them!Yan Mo silently added another sentence in his heart.He never chased stars when he was a teenager, nor did he have so-called blind worship. He just encountered a book and met a person who wrote with his soul. From then on, his soul seemed to have a destination.

In a lifetime, how fortunate to meet such a person, how fortunate to find the support of the soul.

It’s great, I’m still alive, and you’re still alive. One day, when we meet, I’ll watch your pen tip describe the words I love, and I’ll watch you frown slightly, and experience the cruelty of life with me. .The kind of fetters that he can't see people but still touches people's hearts almost wiped out to the point where only the last purity in his heart remains.This seemingly ridiculous pursuit, but he did not hesitate to implement it.

So, your flaws are also perfect in my heart, so that I can feel distressed—after I feel that I have lost my heart.I can look forward to one day sharing the pain you have suffered with you, and then, I will think that I can already walk into your life-what a wonderful feeling.

Yan Mo felt that he had thousands of words to express, but in the end he only turned into that one sentence.

Qi Yangbai looked at Yan Mo's eyes, and suddenly realized that he could automatically see too much from his eyes, so pure that he dared not look directly - what a fool, he thought.

However, Qi Yangbai's rare mood improved a lot, and he even acquiesced under Yan Mo's expectant eyes who hadn't planned to let Yan Mo eat noodles.

If it wasn't for a little reservedness as a fan (hey, do you really still have it!), Yan Mo would have rushed to kiss the male god again.

So, Yan Mo, who was sitting at the table tasting the noodles, was so excited that tears filled his eyes—one day I could taste the noodles made by the male god at the male god's house, I must be dreaming!What's more, the male god is still so handsome, and his cooking skills are so good, the food is so delicious that it makes me cry, so I really want to make a promise with my body!Why am I not a woman!

Of course, at this moment, Yan Mo has no concept that even a man can make love with his body, he just thinks that this life is worth it!It's such a bargain to sell the family property and buy a broken company or something!Why didn't Mao buy the male god's company earlier and move here, so that he could meet the male god earlier!Do you want to be too happy! ——As for those sinister thoughts of wanting to take revenge on the male god for hurting his heart, he had long since forgotten them.

You are already a black fan!

So, Qi Yang watched Yan Mo finish one bowl after another with blank eyes—it seemed that he was worried because he was afraid of overcooking the noodles.I look at supporting you.

After Yan Mo finished eating, he wiped his mouth: "Oh, the male god, why don't you eat it? Hey, why are the noodles gone..."

Hehe, the male god only has a small bowl of noodles in the bowl, okay? Yan Mo was about to cry when he realized it, he could almost imagine that in a few years he would still make fun of him for being the one who ate four bowls of noodles in one meal It's a sad scene, the male god has such a good memory, why should it be so tragic!

"I'm already full." Looking at Yan Mo's pitiful and annoyed look, Qi Yangbai really couldn't bear to talk about him—fortunately, I don't need to raise him, otherwise, how about the manuscript fee?

In the end, the annoyed Yan Mo finally decided to escape. If he was too ashamed, the excited Yan Mo decided to prepare a loving lunch for lunch to save his image.

"Boss, I'm leaving first. Sign your signature slowly, and I'll get it next time." Yan Mo ran away, but this time he was very fast.

Qi Yangbai: "..."

Actually, I still want to remind you that you have a noodle on your face.

However, thinking about someone's embarrassment just now, Qi Yangbai's mood improved a lot again unexpectedly, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth—fortunately Yan Mo is not here, otherwise he might not be able to supply enough blood, after all, the male god's big smile, I've been living in a dream.

The author has something to say: it will definitely create a new realm of cold writing!Grip...

☆、One or two things about Cengfan

It was rare for Qi Yangbai to enjoy a few hours of tranquility again, until there was an explosion downstairs, and when he thought it was some kind of forced demolition or earthquake, a certain ashen-faced stupid fan rushed over in horror: "Help! Daddy, my family The kitchen exploded!"

Qi Yangbai's face was also surprised: "How did you have the key to my house?"

Yan Mo looked up to the sky—hehe, I happened to have one when I was shopping for groceries just now, and I remembered at a glance how can you talk nonsense about the size of the texture of your keys.

Excuse me, how did Yan Mo master this magic skill?

Well, in the end, Yan Mo handed over the keys pitifully under the pressure of Da Da, but would he tell Da Da that he had allocated fifty keys and hid them all over the house?

However, there is one more thing, that is, what kind of "genius" is the one who can blow up his own kitchen by cooking a meal? I have to say that Qi Yangbai had such a little interest for the first time. .Fry it?

When Qi Yangbai reluctance to move to Yan Mo's kitchen, he suddenly felt lucky that Yan Mo cooked noodles at his house in the morning, and his own kitchen escaped the catastrophe, dropping a few bowls is simply a trivial matter.

Excuse me, what the hell is that black dry powder in the pressure cooker?

A certain stupid fan said that it was love chocolate specially boiled for Da Da.

Excuse me, what is the meaning of the big bloody fish in the pot that is still dying?

A certain idiot fan said that it was specially prepared braised fish for Da Da. Because the fish was black, a pot of red chili sauce was added, and then it was automatically fried as soon as it was put into a pot full of oil.

Excuse me, why is the wire of the rice cooker sparking?Put out the fire!

Stupid fan: what!I'm cooking?Aww, why do we need to release water!

In short, at the end, after rescuing the kitchen, Qi Yangbai had already taken Yan Mo with admiration—it was not easy to live strong for so many years!

"Have you ever cooked before?"

"Yes...well, just once in a while...I did it once! I swear everyone said it was good after eating it!"

"So cruel? Isn't it?"

Yan Mo: "Okay, Da Da, you guessed it right! However, I have studied carefully, and I will buy a few cooking books tomorrow. Trust me, I will definitely make a loving lunch for you!"

Qi Yangbai: "..."

Help, maybe one day the downstairs suddenly explodes and the building collapses, it probably won't be safe to live here!Thinking that he would end up with this stupid fan sooner or later, he deeply felt, is this the retribution for not communicating with fans for so many years?That's why I got an ultimate black fan here!

Looking at Yan Mo's enthusiasm that I will definitely prepare love lunch for Da Da every day in the future, Qi Yangbai felt that he was in trouble!

"No! I can cook by myself." He finally replied, he didn't want to be poisoned to death by someone's dark cooking one day, and there really is such a thing as dark cooking in the world!God!This man is not an alien, is he?

Worthy of writing.At this moment, only brain hole can save him.

"That's great, Daddy, I, can I... Cengfan?" Forgive Yan Mo, what is morality?He doesn't know, it shouldn't be too nice to be able to eat a big meal every day, "I swear! I will pay, and it can include doing housework, washing and mopping the floor and clothes... I can do everything! Please don't dislike me!"

Well, Yan Mo does know some housework, which is also a good habit developed by being single for many years, except for cooking - a certain person really doesn't have that talent, and he doesn't know what to do when he sees daily necessities.

"No need." Qi Yangbai refused straight away, "Your book has already been signed, so don't bother me in the future!"

Yan Mo: "..." Da Da, please don't be so cruel!

However, Yan Mo is still very good at dealing with this issue.

For example, when eating at noon, Yan Mogun went upstairs and knocked on the door: "Daddy, have you eaten yet? Do you want me to cook for you again?"

Qi Yangbai who was about to eat: "...Eat it, no need."

"Okay! Then I'll just do my part, good afternoon!" Yan Mo replied disappointedly.

Qi Yangbai: "..."

Then he thought of the blown up kitchen, and swallowed a mouthful of rice: "...wait,... I have more here...you come in..."

"Okay! Thank you, sir, I will definitely give the money!" Yan Mo pushed the door open and entered.

Qi Yangbai: "!!!" When did you get the key to my house again!

Yan Mo looked up to the sky with a guilty conscience, and then shamelessly ran to the table to eat.

So, at this moment, Qi Yangbai really understood what it means to be shameless and invincible.

☆, from then on, the president will not go to work

So, a certain CEO who had lived such a beautiful and fantasy life as being able to harass the male god upstairs and being able to eat a meal was so happy to stay at home.

It wasn't until the next day when Secretary Xiao Yang called that he realized that he had completely forgotten the fact that he was going to work—even though he was the president, there were still many things he had to do personally because he had just taken over.

"Oh what, a meeting, what is that? Did I mention that there is a meeting? There is also a monthly settlement? What is that? By the way-you won't solve it yourself! Is it true that everything is resolved by the president? What's the use!" At this moment, Yan Mo is domineering, and it is definitely the CEO's prerogative not to want to go to work, and this company was originally bought for the purpose of hooking up with Da Da, and now Da Da is upstairs in my house, and I have to go to work because of Mao.

So, Yan Mo hung up the phone after yelling—Hello!You probably forgot that if your company collapses, you will have nothing to eat!

Therefore, Yan Mo continued to stay at home with peace of mind and stopped doing his job. Well, his job now is to increase the male god's favorability.

Thinking of this, Yan Mo, who had just been driven down by Qi Yangbai a few minutes ago, couldn't bear it anymore. There was a male god upstairs, which challenged his patience. He wished he could stay next to the male god 24 hours a day.

As everyone knows, Qi Yangbai is exactly the opposite of Yan Mo. He has been mentally weakened by Yan Mo these two days. For the stupid fans who come downstairs from time to time to show off his presence, he can feel the deep malice towards him from the heavens. It must be because he has enjoyed the quiet life for too long, so he sent such a person to torture him—not to mention that he has become a chef for no reason, and he has to prevent someone from accidentally running into his room all the time Show your admiration.If he wasn't afraid of exposing himself, he would have gone to the police a long time ago to say that someone was harassing him.

So, these two days——Qi Yangbai didn't write a single word!

Every time Qi Yangbai wanted to start writing, there was a scream from outside the door: Great, open the door!borrow things……

After borrowing pots, pans, mops, buckets, etc. from his house——Qi Yangbai asked: "Is there anything in my house that you don't want to borrow besides people?"

Yan Mo was shy: "Is it really possible? Big...Actually, you know..."

"Get out! Don't bother me!" Qi Yangbai closed the door all at once.

"Zuzu, I didn't expect Da Da to be so irritable! This is not good, let's buy something to calm down!" Yan Mo said to himself.

So, not long after, Yan Mo knocked on the door with a bunch of bitter gourd, mung beans, lotus seeds, winter melon, chrysanthemum, scented tea, and so on.

"No!" Qi Yangbai said directly.

"I'm not here to borrow something, I'm here to give something away, sir, open the door... I think you've been too angry recently, make some chrysanthemum tea..."

Well, the innocent Yan Mo was really beaten out this time.

When Yan Mo held back for a while and was about to go to Qi Yangbai again—it was over!People are gone!

Aww, has my family finally abandoned me?

I didn't expect Da Da to really go out!Just don't be too sad!

As for where Qi Yangbai went, let's not talk about it, let's just say that Yan Mo felt that he had lost everyone, and his whole heart was cold.

Then, President Yan Da also went out: My family is so weak and good-looking, what if I get bullied when I go out?

At this time, Yan Mo had long forgotten the fact that he had just been beaten up by the "weak" one just now.

Therefore, Yan Mo hurriedly went downstairs to ask the security guard where the handsome young man went out and forgot.

However, unexpectedly, the security guard said no!No young man ever went out!

Yan Mo: "..."

He looked at the spooky Building No. [-], and suddenly felt a chill in his heart—about my family being a non-human being; about my family having special stealth skills; about my family being able to fly; Paranoia...

A large wave of brain holes was flying towards Yan Mo's mind, and finally turned into a voice: "I'll go! Return my family! I don't care if he is a man or a ghost!"

Then, the grief-stricken Yan Mo rushed out of the community, deciding to search for someone aimlessly.

Then, Yan Mo bumped into an old man not far away.

Yan Mo's feelings at this time: "Have I been slapped? But I really have no money!"

But the old man stood up very calmly, facing him, his face was distorted with anger: "Do I have a grudge against you!!! Why are you everywhere!"

There is no need to doubt that it is Qi Yangbai who is dressed as an old man and has a beard sticking to his face. At this moment, he can't describe his feelings, why is this stupid fan in the world!Can you find a quiet place to relax!

Yan Mo: Excuse me, there seems to be something wrong with my family. What should I do if I pretend to be swollen?And I like to dress up as a handsome old man... Although he is also very handsome, but this style of painting is completely wrong, why is Mao a normal person going out to change clothes!No wonder some people say that they have never seen an evil star from the eighth floor come out. Do you dare to say that my family has to put on makeup every time they go out?

Does Da Da have any real identity?Help, I discovered something terrible, what should I do!Will the big conference kill me?Ahhhhh...I will definitely not resist!

Yan Mo, who was thinking about being happy, didn't notice that Qi Yangbai had left at all.

Well, when Yan Mo came back to his senses, the person had completely disappeared.

"I... Da Da really has special stealth skills!" Yan Mo became excited again.

Then, by a coincidence of fate, not long after, Qi Yangbai and Yan Mo met again.

Yan Mo: "!!!!"

Qi Yangbai: "..."

Qi Yangbai decided not to resist, he said weakly: "Say, what exactly do you want to do?"

"I...I just want to follow you!" Yan Mo was excited.

Qi Yangbai was furious: "Are you insane or brain-damaged! What do you mean by following me every day! I'm annoyed even if you don't annoy me! Could it be that you are in love with me!!!"

Yan Mo raised his head resentfully: "Did you not realize that I love you deeply for so long?"

Qi Yangbai: "..."

I really didn't find out, could it be that the legendary love made him sick... Moreover, this guy obviously doesn't know what love means!How did this naturally stupid and good-looking straight man grow up!No - this guy can't be described as a normal person at all!

He has been writing for so long, and he also knows that he has a lot of fans, but he never expected that one day, a fan will directly contact him, and then use a weird and stupid way to please and pester him, and he will not be able to shake him off .

How to get rid of a stupid fan? ——This fan is a straight man!

Then, Qi Yangbai, who was completely full of complaints, grabbed Yan Mo directly: "Okay, let me see how you love me..."

Then, he kissed that stupid face...

The author has something to say: In order to write the first danmei article in my life well, I specially asked some people, and I heard that it must be silly and sweet—囧, why would it be like this when it is written later?Sure enough, am I still suitable for no cp?

Listening to people discussing what collections and comments are few, I was just in a daze silently: What is a collection? What is a comment?I don't even know what a reader is...

☆, the black history of the Great God

At this moment, the two are so close that they can even see the pores on each other's faces.

Well, neither of them has the heart to look at the pores on the other's face.

Until the soft touch on the lips came, both of them stopped breathing at the same time.

Qi Yangbai: What the hell am I doing... Kissing someone?This is a kiss!Kiss!I must be stupid!Why would I do such a mindless thing? Is stupidity contagious? Then, I must have been infected by this idiot! !

Then, Qi Yangbai, who reacted quickly, ran away!Ran……

Therefore, Yan Mo missed Qi Yangbai's first blush.

Well, in fact, Yan Mo was too busy to take care of himself, he just thought of a fact - the male god kissed him!The male god actually kissed him!

Tzu O, I must be dreaming!This is even more fantasy than the male god upstairs in my house, okay?

More importantly, that was my first kiss!first kiss!I want to dedicate my first kiss to the person I love the most!

Well, to a certain extent, Qi Yangbai is also his favorite person-it's a pity that the male god is not a girl!Huh, girl?girl...

"..."

I finally realized what was wrong, and this is the biggest problem, okay? The male god is a male, and I am also a male...

No matter how hard Yan Mo thinks,