Give Qi Yangbai all the beautiful things, and never thought about giving his first kiss to him, okay?What's more, it's not certain whether people will accept it or not, why would Mao have this kind of novelty idea-well, stop imagining, this is not the point!The point is that this is the initiative of the male god!
At this moment, Yan Mo didn't think about Qi Yangbai's so-called homosexual group at all. He has been in the society for so many years, and he has seen it more or less, but it has nothing to do with him. He doesn't like men, so he subconsciously ignores it. this kind of thing.
Therefore, there is still a basis for being natural.
In the end, Yan Mo stayed for a few minutes, unable to understand why Qi Yangbai wanted to kiss him—could it be that the male god needed a kiss to activate some hidden skills?Oh, that's too bad, who was I not kissing before! !I'll go - Thinking of this, Yan Mo felt that he was not well!Be sure to ask clearly!
Therefore, there are advantages to being a stupid fan of straight men and so on, and there is such a benefit - they will completely change the subject by themselves.
However, after being shocked for a while, Yan Mo fully recovered, and then looked thoughtful—male gods have the bad habit of kissing people.
As for Qi Yangbai, who is staying at home at the moment, there is no doubt that he has already blocked the door with a cabinet.
"I must be crazy..." Qi Yangbai tore off the beard on his face, with a confused look on his face, "Or, could it be that he is so hungry that he wants to get started with this kind of stuff?"
"..." Thinking of this, he felt that his outlook on life had been subverted.
It must be because I haven't seen anyone for a long time! ——That's right, apart from his daily life and exercise, he has been in the house for more than ten years, so much so that he almost forgot his sexual orientation, and he also forgot that he is actually a normal person with seven emotions and six desires.
Qi Yangbai's first love, Yang Qi, is his childhood sweetheart. He is delicate and delicate, proud and gentle. Of course, he is only gentle in front of Qi Yangbai.
Qi Yangbai grew up well since he was a child, with a high IQ, and impeccable appearance in his grades and family, so he naturally became the school's school grass. To be honest, this also formed Qi Yangbai's arrogant personality. No interest—yes, in another way, this guy was a super narcissistic teenager who always felt that he was not good enough for him.
And it was at that time that Yang Qi confessed his love to him.
At the beginning, he was undoubtedly surprised. Yang Qi is undoubtedly an excellent person. He grew up with him, knew him well enough, and tolerated his arrogance and indifference enough to stand side by side with him. You have to understand——Qi Yangbai almost forgot whether he really liked that boy so much, he just remembered that he was once jealous of the boy getting too close to others, and hated him for giving others the kind of tenderness that belonged to him.
In the end, he agreed, held hands secretly, and had a secret kiss. The two of them were doing something that he thought was romantic in the whole world. It was so beautiful and youthful that he almost thought he had got the whole world.
However, everything changed that night.
The thing is bloody, when they were young, their romantic and youthful feelings made them have an agreement - to give themselves to each other when they grow up.
Then, that night, the two of them came back from a romantic date, couldn't wait to open the door, and almost rolled into a ball—then, the headlights in the hall were turned on all of a sudden.
At the same time, the people in the entire hall were also petrified.
Originally, Qi's parents would hardly come back when they were away all the year round, and his birthday gift had already been delivered, Qi Yangbai specially drove away all the servants in the family, just to have a romantic night with Yang Qi.
However, what I didn't expect was that the old man personally issued an order to celebrate the birthday of his outstanding eldest grandson. By the way, he also officially began to accept family affairs. He even rushed back from abroad and invited some of his relatives and friends.
Then, what the old man saw was his eldest grandson, whom he was proud of, and his good friend's grandson hugged together and still kissing—then fainted gorgeously.
That was definitely the most embarrassing thing in Qi Yangbai's life, not one of them.
The eldest grandson of the Qi family, the legitimate heir of the Qi family, likes men?Well, it's nothing, if you are young and ignorant, it's fine, it's nothing in the big family, but who are you playing--the precious young master of the Yang family!Grandpa is still here! !
No, besides calling for an ambulance, Qi's father rushed over with a chair...
The young man back then was also naive and arrogant, but his feelings were not pure enough, and after Qi Yangbai agreed to Yang Qi's relationship, he had already planned for a lifetime.Therefore, at that time, Qi Yangbai was not afraid of tigers as a newborn calf, and he didn't think about the consequences at all. He just thought that since everyone knew it, he would take the opportunity to come out of the closet!
Therefore, when he was beaten, he said unrepentantly that he and Yang Qi were in love, and that they would live a lifetime, and that his family would not care about anything. In short, people in love have negative IQs, not to mention Again, for Qi Yangbai, a person who valued feelings.
In the end, Qi's father almost had a heart attack, and then broke Qi Yangbai's leg - that's right, this is the legendary dare to come out and break your leg!
Later, the stubborn Qi Yangbai refused to break up with Yang Qi, and in order to alleviate Yang Qi's fault, he swore that he just liked men, even without Yang Qi.
This angered the two families, so Qi Yangbai was put in confinement. Unfortunately, the stubborn Qi Yangbai just refused to give in. In the end, he had no food, no drink, no treatment for his legs, and he was almost half dead. The Qi family had almost given up on him.
Finally, a kind old servant let him out secretly.The first thing he did when he escaped was to find Yang Qi, but not everyone was as stubborn as Qi Yangbai, not to mention that Yang Qi's weak temper had long since lost the courage to fight against everything under the coercion and lure of his family, so Leaving behind a letter of breaking up and urging Qi Yangbai to turn back, he went abroad directly.
Knowing this, Qi Yangbai was desperate, but he never had the face to go home, so he hid half-dead, and later, by coincidence, he started writing to support himself.
This is Qi Yangbai's tragic first love. He lost everything that his family and friends were proud of, gambled on a relationship, and then - he suffered a crushing defeat.
☆、Stupid fans are always unexpected
Memories always make people sad. If it wasn't for kissing Yan Mo today, Qi Yangbai would have almost forgotten that he likes men, or that he has been single for so many years! ?
"It's almost three!" Qi Yangbai looked at the protagonist in the mirror with a rare sentimentality, and it was no longer the youthful face of the past - but he was still as handsome as ever!So, even if you're looking for it, you're not looking for an idiot like Yan Mo!
Forgive him, the problem of narcissism was brought from the mother's womb, and it has not been corrected for so many years.
However, thinking of Yan Molai, Qi Yangbai only hoped that he would be frightened this time, and he would not be in vain for sacrificing a kiss, otherwise he would still be annoyed to death.
At this time, Yan Mo, who was disgusted by Qi Yangbai, was still thinking about how to cure the male god's bad habit of liking to kiss people.
So, on this day, in the pine tree company group that hadn't moved for a long time, the president who hadn't come to work for a few days suddenly spoke.
Regarding the company's internal group, since Yan Mo accidentally found out that they were discussing gossip and brainstorming in it every day, he was forced to add a president into it, and then the group fell silent like this—joke, What if one day they discussed the new CEO's wealthy background and all kinds of blood cp, and then a cold, noble and dark-bellied CEO silently peeped at the screen and fired them the next day?
However, today, the group boiled again, and the president sent a message that was enough to make them gossip for days.
(President vest) Group owner: I contracted this website——what should I do if a person has the bad habit of kissing others?
(Anonymous vest) Big face: I'll go!Is this the real body?
(Anonymous vest) Small face: Group photo...
(Anonymous vest) Thick face: I found out something amazing! ! ! !
(Anonymous vest) Face Beauty: Aww!Another rich and powerful dog blood drama!
(Anonymous Vest) Face White: Kiss... Please pay attention to the key points! !
(Anonymous vest) Washbasin: I think I'm just here to be funny...
(Secretary Vest) Face: Anonymous chats are prohibited in the group!
(Vest of the technical brother) Administrator: Zhu XX, Li XX, Tang XX, ***, ***, ***, hello, the vest has been informed by the CEO, good luck!
Archives girl: frightened face——
(President's vest) Group owner: I contracted this website——Anyone who makes a reasonable suggestion can have a ten-day holiday!
The original customer service is now internal cannon fodder: What if it is unreasonable?
(President's vest) Group owner: I contracted this website—hehe...
Edit A: It's too scary, I won't mention the boss.
(President's vest) Group owner: I contracted this website—well, it's also a holiday
EDIT B: Really!
(President's vest) Group owner: I contracted this website—well, and it's a long vacation, a long vacation of a lifetime!how?
At this moment, everyone's heart is like this: Excuse me, what should I do if the president doesn't play cards according to common sense?Hey, hey... The president is really a black-bellied man!
Edit C: May I ask, is that person male or female, old or young?
(President vest) Group owner: I contracted this website—— Silent face: Why should I tell you?
Everyone: "..." Help, our president is a ghost!
So, later, the group is like this——
Technical brother 1: See a doctor when you are sick...
The original customer service is now internal cannon fodder: see a doctor if you are sick...
Archives girl: see a doctor when sick...
Edit A: See a doctor when you are sick...
Edit B: Sick to see a doctor...
Edit C: See a doctor when you are sick...
……
In fact, in the office without a president, those employees with rich brains have already written several volumes of bloody stories in small books, as follows:
1. The eccentricity of the wealthy family - the son of a rich family has a bad habit of kissing others. Is it a class gap or human thinking? (ps: CEO, I don’t mind if you kiss me...)
2. Shocking secrets - the president's private treasure can bite people, what is the identity of that mysterious who?Human or demon?What is the depth of sadomasochism? (ps: Mr. President, where did you travel back from?)
3. Behind the truth - when strong and strong meet, there must be an attack. Behind the pressure of the CEO is a powerful kissing maniac! (ps: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I just said that the president is a slave!)
……
At this time, Yan Mo was looking at the photos of the brochure sent with his mobile phone, and then there was a strange smile on his face: "Imagination is quite rich, let each of them write a 50-year essay within a month." Let's write a ten thousand word president text!I heard that President Wen has become popular again recently!Let them earn some money to support my family!
Thinking of my own family, it seems that I have returned home.Then, Yan Mo, who had finished pretending to be aggressive, changed his expression, and happily ran upstairs.
"Boss, open the door! I'm Yan Mo from downstairs, your true fan..." Yan Mo knocked on the door, well, because he found that his key couldn't be inserted, which is really a sad fact.
Qi Yangbai, who is narcissistic and sentimental about his youth: "..."
I thought he would calm down, at least give me a quiet and shocking afternoon, okay?
"Master, open the door! I know you need me now, let me in!" Yan Mo pushed the door hard.
"...I don't need you..." Qi Yangbai really wanted to know if this person's logic was dead.
"Some things just need to be vented!" Yan Mo was very sincere.
Qi Yangbai: "!!!" What did he find? !Could it be that he really found out that I've been holding back for too long?Ready for a... stop!Qi Yangbai was frightened by his own thoughts.
"People who write articles are more or less mentally stressed. Daddy, you have to believe me. For you, I have specially studied "One Hundred Physiological and Mental Illnesses of Internet Writers", so I can be counted as the top half. I am a professional, I will treat you..."
Qi Yangbai: What the hell is that!If you can lie down and let me fuck it... In other words, apart from that IQ, this idiot is still good-looking... Stop it again! ! !Qi Yangbai, what are you thinking? Could it be that spring has come, has your potential been stimulated?
Scared by his own thoughts, Qi Yangbai fell silent.
In the end, when Yan Mo's thoughts of committing suicide came out because of the male god's unbearable pressure, Yan Mo finally stimulated his huge potential, and then pushed open the door at once—well, that's right, dozens of Qi Yang and Bai's family Nian's door was just knocked down, together with Qi Yangbai's cabinet next to the door.
Qi Yangbai could only stare dumbfounded at Yan Mo crawling in calmly from the ruins of his own house, with an innocent look on his face and added concern: "Big Daddy, fortunately you are fine!"
So, the stupid fan was decisively beaten up by him again.
Yan Mo is so wronged!What's wrong with caring about male gods!Why is it always him who gets hurt!
"Okay, I'll accompany you, I'll call someone to repair the door now..." Yan Mo burst into tears.
Qi Yangbai: What is this called!Sure enough, the premonition that this person would demolish the house came true!
Yan Mo called someone to repair the door, but since it was evening, the door repairer left work early.
Hearing this news, Yan Mo felt that it couldn't be better!So, he said with an innocent face: "Big Daddy, the worker will come only after explaining! So, tonight..."
"Don't even think about it! I won't go to your place!" Qi Yangbai couldn't see Yan Mo's thoughts. At this moment, he felt aggrieved. Why would I be afraid of going to a straight man's house? I have to worry It should be him, and looking at Yan Mo's performance, he almost thought that Yan Mo was chasing him with all his heart, well, even if it was another kind of chasing, he couldn't stand it...
"I didn't say anything, I just thought that Da Da's door was broken, and I felt guilty, and wanted to make up for it by cooking a loving dinner for Da Da..." Yan Mo was innocent.
"..."
Help, all the big killers are out!If I sleep in my own room at night, I am afraid that what I should worry about is not a thief coming to steal things, but that my floor will collapse!Is this person really stupid or pretending to be innocent!
At this moment, Qi Yangbai can't describe his feelings in words. So many novels have been written for nothing. Could it be that he hasn't gone out for a long time and doesn't understand the human beings in this world anymore!
In the end, the compromising Qi Yangbai walked into the door downstairs with a tired heart, but he didn't know that once he entered, he would never have the chance to live in the room where he lived for more than ten years.
At this moment, Qi Yangbai is busy preparing dinner in the kitchen, wearing an apron, at home and casual, with a knife in hand, the perfect shredded potatoes come out.
Yan Mo watched from the door, the male god is simply pleasing to the eye!If he reads more tan.mei novels, he will definitely come to the attribute of Qi Yang being a white woman.Wife.
——I really am a winner in life!Since I bought that website, my waist is no longer sore, my back is no longer hunched, I bought a house, I met the male god, I can still eat the rice cooked by Da Da, and I can see the male god every day , if the male god lives in my house, it can't be better!
However, fortunately, Yan Mo, who was immersed in the joy of being a winner in life, had no idea that Qi Yangbai was cutting the shredded potatoes under the knife as Yan Mo, and the knife was so ruthless and accurate—much better than him. Is it bad to be someone else's free chef for no reason?What's more, he was threatened to live here!
The dinner table.
"Big brother, eat more, so you can have more energy to write better novels!" Yan Mo served Qi Yangbai with great enthusiasm, as if the dishes on the table were made by him, as shameless as he could be.
"No need! Just shut up!" You know, since Yan Mo moved here, he hasn't written a single word. If he didn't have a wealth of manuscripts, he would have lost his job, okay?
"Okay, I'll shut up..."
After more than ten seconds, Yan Mo asked weakly, how can I eat when I shut up? "
Qi Yangbai: Help, I can hardly eat anymore!If this guy wasn't sent by the heavens to collect me, I still wouldn't believe it...
This is everyday!
There are two bedrooms in Yan Mo's house, but only one room has a bed. Then, seeing a certain idiot fan who invited him to sleep in his own bed after taking a shower, Qi Yang's eyes darkened: If he is really stupid enough to invite him If I sleep in the same bed with him, I'll be more polite!Anyway, it's enough to satisfy the mood of this idiot's so-called true fan!
However, Yan Mo naturally doesn't know that he is already satisfied at this moment. As for sleeping on a bed, he really has never thought about it. Sleeping on a big bed, sleeping on a sofa by himself, he is almost moved by himself Crying—this is the highest quality that a true true fan has!
What's more, the bed that Da Da has slept on is almost going to be stored away in the future!
Yan Mo said that he wanted to sleep in the same bed with him, but he ran in kindly and reminded Qi Yangbai several times, such as not turning on the air conditioner that is too small to sleep at night. Later, I had some thoughts in my mind that I should just overwhelm the person and see if he still nags.
However, this idea is only for a moment. In fact, Qi Yangbai is still a very pure boy - imagination and reality are not in the same style at all.
However, Qi Yangbai did not suffer from insomnia. On the contrary, he slept very well, a rare good sleep, and no dreams, which made him almost doubt whether Yan Mo had given him some sleeping pills, but in fact, most of it was because of The reason why I haven't written an article in the past few days has adjusted a lot in my life and schedule.
Qi Yangbai was woken up by the sound coming from the kitchen.
He almost thought there was an earthquake, and ran out of bed disheveled, only to see some idiot in the kitchen staring blankly at the oven he blew up.
"What the hell are you doing!" Qi Yangbai was in a panic.
Yan Mo is innocent: "It's nothing! I just want to prepare a toast for Da Da..."
"So that's why you leave the oven on so wide?"
"..." Aww, I was wrong!Daddy, don't make your face so dark, it's a waste of such a godly face.
Angrily, Qi Yangbai turned off the switch of the oven, then threw the oven out, and gave Yan Mo a death order: "Don't enter the kitchen again!"
But Yan Mo was stunned.
"What did you hear?" Seeing Yan Mo's stupid look, Qi Yangbai almost spit fire, what the hell is this! .
"Daddy, you...your nightgown is...open..." Yan Mo covered his face, but secretly opened his five fingers, oops, the male god of the dead house only has two packs of abs or something. Don't be too cute.
Qi Yangbai, who was about to get angry again, suddenly turned red and black, and then ran into the room angrily.
Yan Mo's nose bleeds - oh, oh, no more!How can my male god be so cute!
The author has something to say: Stupid authors can't be cute but can be stupid... Little angels who read the article, take a chance!
☆, the times are progressing
In the end, Qi Yangbai left Yan Mo's house with a dark face, and he was going to look at the house online immediately, even if he moved, he would not stay here anymore!It's a short-lived rhythm!
But how could Yan Mo do what he wanted? After 2 minutes of surfing the Internet upstairs, Yan Mo came up again to find a sense of presence.
"Daddy, look, what kind of door do you want for your house? I've looked at a few and thought it was good. Oh, you're surfing the Internet, let's take a look together?"
"No! I will solve it myself, you go out for me-and, when will you have the key to my house door!" Qi Yangbai gritted his teeth.
"Hey, key, what key? Daddy, you didn't close the door?" Yan Mo looked up to the sky, and secretly threw the key in his hand into the trouser pocket behind him.
Qi Yangbai: "..."
He was really powerless, and then he even started to comfort himself. Fortunately, this person is just a fan of brains. If he really wanted to harm himself, he might not really be his opponent.
Therefore, it may be because Yan Mo gave him the feeling that his IQ is quite low, and he may not have noticed it himself. From the beginning to the end, he hardly suspected that Yan Mo would be against him.
"Oh, sir, your internet speed is good here, can you tell me the wlan password here? I just moved here, and the WLAN has not been set up yet, don't worry, I won't use your internet for nothing, I will give you money... Hey, Da Da, are you going to buy a house? Well, I have the most experience. I bought this house for only half of the money. I can give you a reference. Also, do you buy it for yourself or for your family? Others, Da Da...couldn't be Da Da's elder..." Yan Mo said to himself.
"Can you go out first, please?" This was definitely the first time Qi Yangbai spoke to Yan Mo in such a friendly manner, he was already powerless.
"Big Daddy, why is Mao chasing me away? You know, that guy who repairs the door is coming soon..." Yan Mo said resentfully, his eyes still unclear.
"..."
Please explain clearly, what's the matter with your weird eyes! !Qi Yangbai went crazy.
"If Daddy wants to kiss someone, I will contribute...the people outside are not clean...and, the door repairer sounds like an uncle...what if you really want to swell with Daddy ..." After hesitating, Yan Mo still said this sentence.
Qi Yangbai: "!!!"
What do you mean by calling me a kissing maniac!Moreover, you are a straight man, what do you mean by rushing with a dedicated face!Has it bent in just a few days?ah?It had to be the funniest joke he'd ever heard.
"Yan Mo, let me tell you, I'm actually a fellow..." Qi Yangbai finally spoke, ready to explain.
Well, a voice came from outside the door: "Is this the house that needs to repair the door?"
The two looked towards the door at the same time, and saw a handsome young man entering with a bag of toolboxes.
Yan Mo's attention was immediately diverted: Shit!What about the rough guy?Wei Mao is a beautiful boy who looks younger than me!He looks like a student, is it popular to look at his appearance now?
Seeing Yan Mo staring at him, the young man didn't look embarrassed. Instead, he put down the toolbox with ease and smiled softly: "My father is sick today and can't come, so I'm here, but don't worry, I'm here." Since I was ten years old, I went to repair the door with my father, and my skills are not bad, and I will definitely repair it exactly like before."
As soon as Yan Mo turned around, he decisively saw that Qi Yangbai was also looking at the young man, and thought something was wrong in his heart!Is the big kissing disease going to attack again?
who cares!It's better to act first, how can you kiss someone else, it's going to break the heart of a true fan of me!
So, under Qi Yangbai's surprise and the shock of that handsome young man, Yan Mo grabbed Qi Yangbai and kissed him, that action was so fast and accurate!
"What are you doing!" Poor Qi Yangbai came back to his senses, his whole body was not well, and he was kissed forcibly!He's still a straight guy, stupid fan, what kind of rhythm is this!
"It's nothing." Yan Mo wiped his mouth calmly, and then suppressed his weird heartbeat. If you take advantage of the male god, you must be calm and confident-haha, what are you thinking, I didn't take advantage of the male god. , obviously sacrificing himself to cure the big kissing disease!So, people are shameless and can do anything.
"Well, you two handsome guys, if you want to do something, go to your room! Although I don't care too much, if it's in the hall, it will still affect my work." The boy came back to his senses, and then looked calm. , Kindly suggest to them.
Seeing the young man who looked like he was sixteen or seventeen years old and said this without any surprise, Qi Yangbai immediately became petrified. If I had been so open back then, I wouldn’t have been arrested on my birthday. Now, there is nothing wrong with Yan Mo——Hey, what the hell is the last sentence?What's the matter with Yan Mo...
So, nerds will definitely lag behind the times!
The author has something to say: being scalded by boiling water... can't be more unlucky
☆, calm like this is the normal performance of a true fan
Well, in the end, it was Yan Mo who realized it first, and then he realized that his pure relationship with Da Da (Da Wu...) might have been misunderstood in the eyes of others, and his old face was also slightly red, but Da Da looked shocked Yan Mo smiled unkindly in his heart—why is Da Da so innocent, alas, he doesn’t even know anything!He couldn't be led astray by this young boy, so he grabbed Qi Yangbai and went into the room.
Then, in Qi Yangbai's puzzled and confused eyes, he said seriously: "Look, it's okay to kiss me, but if you kiss him, maybe he will make you responsible!"
Qi Yangbai: "..." If I don't do something, I will be sorry for being a magician for so many years!
Taking a deep breath, Qi Yangbai finally said: "I think you have misunderstood, I don't have a kissing problem, but, I like men in the first place!"
"!!!"
Yan Mo was stunned for two seconds before he realized: "I... this news - it's just too explosive! Daddy, are you serious? Are you kidding me?"
"No..." Qi Yangbai suddenly had a bad premonition.
"It's so touched! Great, don't hesitate to be so sincere to you! You are finally willing to tell me the biggest secret ... oh oh, I'm really happy!" Yan Mo's face was excited, and then fists, "Don't worry, Daddy, I will not disappoint your trust, I will definitely keep this secret for you!!"
Qi Yangbai fell to the ground: "..." I really expected this person's brain circuit to be normal!
So Qi Yangbai, who was completely defeated, said weakly: "Do you understand, I like men, so I only kiss men, so, I mean, don't pester me, I will misunderstand, and, you Don't you feel disgusted or unacceptable?"
"Of course not!" Yan Mo immediately found an opposing and firm stand, "I like Da Da, no matter what you are, whether you like men, women or fetishes, I like you, not to mention Da Da only likes men. - Hey, what's the matter with you, don't be too moved, after all, I'm your true fan, it really doesn't matter if you like men, what kind do you like, I'll find one for you... Oh, if you like me , I won't mind, although I may not be able to accept it for a while, but after all, you are my male god... Wait, wait until I finish speaking... Daddy, don't faint..."
Qi Yangbai who fell to the ground: "No... don't help me, let me be alone..."
Since then, Yan Morong has been promoted to the most powerless person in Qi Yang, bar none.
"Okay, Daddy at least go to bed, I know, Daddy must be too moved." Then, a princess hug (yes! It's a princess hug, I think the stupid fan was also a person who moved bricks), put Qi Yangbai carefully. When I got to the bed, I put on the quilt very intimately, "Brother, I'll go and see how the outside door is being repaired, you should have a good rest!"
Qi Yangbai covered his face silently, weeping, the princess hugged him or something, he was wise and handsome all his life, and finally he lost his life in front of this stupid fan...
Yan Mo came out of the room, and the young man was repairing the door very professionally. When he saw Yan Mo coming out, he was a little shocked: "I didn't expect you to be from above!"
"What's up and down, my family is resting, please keep your voice down!" Yan Mo said with a serious face.
The boy was even more surprised: Sure enough, people should not be judged by their appearance, and CP always has to go against it.In such a short time, he couldn't even get out of bed!Zuzu, the young people of today!so intemperate...
Yan Mo doesn't know what the young man is thinking, since he knew the fact that Da Da likes men, he really decided to find a perfect lover for Da Da, alas, after all Da Da seems to be a bit lonely and cold living alone , Even kissed me, he must be looking for a boyfriend - so, you don't expect him to have any normal thinking, if you are a fan of brains or something.At this moment, he has completely forgotten that he is actually a man, he is still a straight man, and he was kissed by a fellow.
However, after thinking about it for a while, he looked at the young man with distaste, his face was okay, but seeing how he worked quickly, his hands and feet were rough, how could he be worthy of our family?Moreover, a minor is very unreliable at first glance, let him go out after finishing his training!
Therefore, Yan Mojue, who eliminated the boy, decided to look for it in the fastest way first, naturally on the Internet, and then picked up his old mobile phone and started surfing the Internet.
At this moment, Qi Yangbai, whose heart was hit hard, didn't know that someone was already looking for a boyfriend for him.He just silently worried about his future with the heart of being hit by the stupid fan's IQ - how to get rid of the stupid fan?
And Yan Mo, who was in a dating forum, suddenly discovered a big event, and his cheerful mood immediately sank, and then, he immediately became very worried—oh, what should I do?It turns out that liking men is easy to get sick, and it is an incurable disease. My family is so simple, so I won’t be spoiled by those newspaper people, right?This is a big deal!I must ask clearly, and then check everyone, it is best to take Da Da to check.I didn’t know it was okay before, but now I know, I will take care of Da Da’s health!
Thus, Yan Mo, who rushed in, began to question Qi Yangbai about something.
Facing Yan Mo's strange and strange eyes, Qi Yangbai felt that he was not well.
"What do you want to do!" Finally, Qi Yangbai couldn't help but speak.
"Big Brother," Yan Mo said with a puzzled look on his face, "I want to ask a question, can you answer it? Believe me, it's all for your own good..."
Qi Yangbai, who stopped struggling, wanted to cry but had no tears: "Okay, you ask."
"Daddy, how many people have you had sex with?" Yan Mo looked serious, but the gossip in his eyes almost drowned out Qi Yangbai.
"..."
"Get out of here!!!"
"Da Da, I'm doing it for your own good! Oh, don't hit me, Da Da, you haven't done anything for a long time..."
"To shut up!"
"Sir, just tell me, I will definitely keep it a secret for you..."
Eventually, the quarrel in the room ended with someone screaming.
A certain boy who was training the door shook his body: I'll go!There are still special hobbies!I'd better go quickly, Dad, this place is too scary, not suitable for a simple boy like me...
Well, this time Qi Yangbai was determined not to let go, even after being beaten up, he still couldn't let go of his anger, but what made him happy was that he finally found out how to deal with Yan Mo - this guy deserves a beating!If you want to shut that mouth, just give him a beating!To be reasonable or something, there is nothing you can do except to piss yourself off.
Yan Mo was lying on the bed with teary eyes, disheveled clothes and bruises all over his body, that one was innocent!With his IQ, he still hasn't figured out where he went wrong? ——Hmph, you really don't understand the heart of a man who thinks he's so handsome.
The author has something to say: Hehe...
☆, the master began to doubt his own aesthetics
However, at this moment, Yan Mo, who was lying on the bed of the male god, was still happy. At least, the male god had reserved a bed for him, so it was okay to be beaten up!Anyway, it won't break.
With peace of mind, Yan Mo just lay down, thinking that the male god's bed sheets were really clean, and then fell asleep.
So, when Qi Yangbai paid the money for repairing the door—here is a small episode, the young man saw that Qi Yangbai came out after beating for a while, and he felt that the three views had been attacked. This pair is simply too strong!
Then Qi Yangbai thought of someone who should have paid, and then remembered that person was still in his room, and then, when he entered the room, he found that person was hugging his quilt with a blue face and then sleeping with a satisfied face It is fragrant.
"..."
Sure enough, is this person an unbeatable Xiaoqiang?Also, that's my bed
At this moment, Yan Mo didn't think about Qi Yangbai's so-called homosexual group at all. He has been in the society for so many years, and he has seen it more or less, but it has nothing to do with him. He doesn't like men, so he subconsciously ignores it. this kind of thing.
Therefore, there is still a basis for being natural.
In the end, Yan Mo stayed for a few minutes, unable to understand why Qi Yangbai wanted to kiss him—could it be that the male god needed a kiss to activate some hidden skills?Oh, that's too bad, who was I not kissing before! !I'll go - Thinking of this, Yan Mo felt that he was not well!Be sure to ask clearly!
Therefore, there are advantages to being a stupid fan of straight men and so on, and there is such a benefit - they will completely change the subject by themselves.
However, after being shocked for a while, Yan Mo fully recovered, and then looked thoughtful—male gods have the bad habit of kissing people.
As for Qi Yangbai, who is staying at home at the moment, there is no doubt that he has already blocked the door with a cabinet.
"I must be crazy..." Qi Yangbai tore off the beard on his face, with a confused look on his face, "Or, could it be that he is so hungry that he wants to get started with this kind of stuff?"
"..." Thinking of this, he felt that his outlook on life had been subverted.
It must be because I haven't seen anyone for a long time! ——That's right, apart from his daily life and exercise, he has been in the house for more than ten years, so much so that he almost forgot his sexual orientation, and he also forgot that he is actually a normal person with seven emotions and six desires.
Qi Yangbai's first love, Yang Qi, is his childhood sweetheart. He is delicate and delicate, proud and gentle. Of course, he is only gentle in front of Qi Yangbai.
Qi Yangbai grew up well since he was a child, with a high IQ, and impeccable appearance in his grades and family, so he naturally became the school's school grass. To be honest, this also formed Qi Yangbai's arrogant personality. No interest—yes, in another way, this guy was a super narcissistic teenager who always felt that he was not good enough for him.
And it was at that time that Yang Qi confessed his love to him.
At the beginning, he was undoubtedly surprised. Yang Qi is undoubtedly an excellent person. He grew up with him, knew him well enough, and tolerated his arrogance and indifference enough to stand side by side with him. You have to understand——Qi Yangbai almost forgot whether he really liked that boy so much, he just remembered that he was once jealous of the boy getting too close to others, and hated him for giving others the kind of tenderness that belonged to him.
In the end, he agreed, held hands secretly, and had a secret kiss. The two of them were doing something that he thought was romantic in the whole world. It was so beautiful and youthful that he almost thought he had got the whole world.
However, everything changed that night.
The thing is bloody, when they were young, their romantic and youthful feelings made them have an agreement - to give themselves to each other when they grow up.
Then, that night, the two of them came back from a romantic date, couldn't wait to open the door, and almost rolled into a ball—then, the headlights in the hall were turned on all of a sudden.
At the same time, the people in the entire hall were also petrified.
Originally, Qi's parents would hardly come back when they were away all the year round, and his birthday gift had already been delivered, Qi Yangbai specially drove away all the servants in the family, just to have a romantic night with Yang Qi.
However, what I didn't expect was that the old man personally issued an order to celebrate the birthday of his outstanding eldest grandson. By the way, he also officially began to accept family affairs. He even rushed back from abroad and invited some of his relatives and friends.
Then, what the old man saw was his eldest grandson, whom he was proud of, and his good friend's grandson hugged together and still kissing—then fainted gorgeously.
That was definitely the most embarrassing thing in Qi Yangbai's life, not one of them.
The eldest grandson of the Qi family, the legitimate heir of the Qi family, likes men?Well, it's nothing, if you are young and ignorant, it's fine, it's nothing in the big family, but who are you playing--the precious young master of the Yang family!Grandpa is still here! !
No, besides calling for an ambulance, Qi's father rushed over with a chair...
The young man back then was also naive and arrogant, but his feelings were not pure enough, and after Qi Yangbai agreed to Yang Qi's relationship, he had already planned for a lifetime.Therefore, at that time, Qi Yangbai was not afraid of tigers as a newborn calf, and he didn't think about the consequences at all. He just thought that since everyone knew it, he would take the opportunity to come out of the closet!
Therefore, when he was beaten, he said unrepentantly that he and Yang Qi were in love, and that they would live a lifetime, and that his family would not care about anything. In short, people in love have negative IQs, not to mention Again, for Qi Yangbai, a person who valued feelings.
In the end, Qi's father almost had a heart attack, and then broke Qi Yangbai's leg - that's right, this is the legendary dare to come out and break your leg!
Later, the stubborn Qi Yangbai refused to break up with Yang Qi, and in order to alleviate Yang Qi's fault, he swore that he just liked men, even without Yang Qi.
This angered the two families, so Qi Yangbai was put in confinement. Unfortunately, the stubborn Qi Yangbai just refused to give in. In the end, he had no food, no drink, no treatment for his legs, and he was almost half dead. The Qi family had almost given up on him.
Finally, a kind old servant let him out secretly.The first thing he did when he escaped was to find Yang Qi, but not everyone was as stubborn as Qi Yangbai, not to mention that Yang Qi's weak temper had long since lost the courage to fight against everything under the coercion and lure of his family, so Leaving behind a letter of breaking up and urging Qi Yangbai to turn back, he went abroad directly.
Knowing this, Qi Yangbai was desperate, but he never had the face to go home, so he hid half-dead, and later, by coincidence, he started writing to support himself.
This is Qi Yangbai's tragic first love. He lost everything that his family and friends were proud of, gambled on a relationship, and then - he suffered a crushing defeat.
☆、Stupid fans are always unexpected
Memories always make people sad. If it wasn't for kissing Yan Mo today, Qi Yangbai would have almost forgotten that he likes men, or that he has been single for so many years! ?
"It's almost three!" Qi Yangbai looked at the protagonist in the mirror with a rare sentimentality, and it was no longer the youthful face of the past - but he was still as handsome as ever!So, even if you're looking for it, you're not looking for an idiot like Yan Mo!
Forgive him, the problem of narcissism was brought from the mother's womb, and it has not been corrected for so many years.
However, thinking of Yan Molai, Qi Yangbai only hoped that he would be frightened this time, and he would not be in vain for sacrificing a kiss, otherwise he would still be annoyed to death.
At this time, Yan Mo, who was disgusted by Qi Yangbai, was still thinking about how to cure the male god's bad habit of liking to kiss people.
So, on this day, in the pine tree company group that hadn't moved for a long time, the president who hadn't come to work for a few days suddenly spoke.
Regarding the company's internal group, since Yan Mo accidentally found out that they were discussing gossip and brainstorming in it every day, he was forced to add a president into it, and then the group fell silent like this—joke, What if one day they discussed the new CEO's wealthy background and all kinds of blood cp, and then a cold, noble and dark-bellied CEO silently peeped at the screen and fired them the next day?
However, today, the group boiled again, and the president sent a message that was enough to make them gossip for days.
(President vest) Group owner: I contracted this website——what should I do if a person has the bad habit of kissing others?
(Anonymous vest) Big face: I'll go!Is this the real body?
(Anonymous vest) Small face: Group photo...
(Anonymous vest) Thick face: I found out something amazing! ! ! !
(Anonymous vest) Face Beauty: Aww!Another rich and powerful dog blood drama!
(Anonymous Vest) Face White: Kiss... Please pay attention to the key points! !
(Anonymous vest) Washbasin: I think I'm just here to be funny...
(Secretary Vest) Face: Anonymous chats are prohibited in the group!
(Vest of the technical brother) Administrator: Zhu XX, Li XX, Tang XX, ***, ***, ***, hello, the vest has been informed by the CEO, good luck!
Archives girl: frightened face——
(President's vest) Group owner: I contracted this website——Anyone who makes a reasonable suggestion can have a ten-day holiday!
The original customer service is now internal cannon fodder: What if it is unreasonable?
(President's vest) Group owner: I contracted this website—hehe...
Edit A: It's too scary, I won't mention the boss.
(President's vest) Group owner: I contracted this website—well, it's also a holiday
EDIT B: Really!
(President's vest) Group owner: I contracted this website—well, and it's a long vacation, a long vacation of a lifetime!how?
At this moment, everyone's heart is like this: Excuse me, what should I do if the president doesn't play cards according to common sense?Hey, hey... The president is really a black-bellied man!
Edit C: May I ask, is that person male or female, old or young?
(President vest) Group owner: I contracted this website—— Silent face: Why should I tell you?
Everyone: "..." Help, our president is a ghost!
So, later, the group is like this——
Technical brother 1: See a doctor when you are sick...
The original customer service is now internal cannon fodder: see a doctor if you are sick...
Archives girl: see a doctor when sick...
Edit A: See a doctor when you are sick...
Edit B: Sick to see a doctor...
Edit C: See a doctor when you are sick...
……
In fact, in the office without a president, those employees with rich brains have already written several volumes of bloody stories in small books, as follows:
1. The eccentricity of the wealthy family - the son of a rich family has a bad habit of kissing others. Is it a class gap or human thinking? (ps: CEO, I don’t mind if you kiss me...)
2. Shocking secrets - the president's private treasure can bite people, what is the identity of that mysterious who?Human or demon?What is the depth of sadomasochism? (ps: Mr. President, where did you travel back from?)
3. Behind the truth - when strong and strong meet, there must be an attack. Behind the pressure of the CEO is a powerful kissing maniac! (ps: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I just said that the president is a slave!)
……
At this time, Yan Mo was looking at the photos of the brochure sent with his mobile phone, and then there was a strange smile on his face: "Imagination is quite rich, let each of them write a 50-year essay within a month." Let's write a ten thousand word president text!I heard that President Wen has become popular again recently!Let them earn some money to support my family!
Thinking of my own family, it seems that I have returned home.Then, Yan Mo, who had finished pretending to be aggressive, changed his expression, and happily ran upstairs.
"Boss, open the door! I'm Yan Mo from downstairs, your true fan..." Yan Mo knocked on the door, well, because he found that his key couldn't be inserted, which is really a sad fact.
Qi Yangbai, who is narcissistic and sentimental about his youth: "..."
I thought he would calm down, at least give me a quiet and shocking afternoon, okay?
"Master, open the door! I know you need me now, let me in!" Yan Mo pushed the door hard.
"...I don't need you..." Qi Yangbai really wanted to know if this person's logic was dead.
"Some things just need to be vented!" Yan Mo was very sincere.
Qi Yangbai: "!!!" What did he find? !Could it be that he really found out that I've been holding back for too long?Ready for a... stop!Qi Yangbai was frightened by his own thoughts.
"People who write articles are more or less mentally stressed. Daddy, you have to believe me. For you, I have specially studied "One Hundred Physiological and Mental Illnesses of Internet Writers", so I can be counted as the top half. I am a professional, I will treat you..."
Qi Yangbai: What the hell is that!If you can lie down and let me fuck it... In other words, apart from that IQ, this idiot is still good-looking... Stop it again! ! !Qi Yangbai, what are you thinking? Could it be that spring has come, has your potential been stimulated?
Scared by his own thoughts, Qi Yangbai fell silent.
In the end, when Yan Mo's thoughts of committing suicide came out because of the male god's unbearable pressure, Yan Mo finally stimulated his huge potential, and then pushed open the door at once—well, that's right, dozens of Qi Yang and Bai's family Nian's door was just knocked down, together with Qi Yangbai's cabinet next to the door.
Qi Yangbai could only stare dumbfounded at Yan Mo crawling in calmly from the ruins of his own house, with an innocent look on his face and added concern: "Big Daddy, fortunately you are fine!"
So, the stupid fan was decisively beaten up by him again.
Yan Mo is so wronged!What's wrong with caring about male gods!Why is it always him who gets hurt!
"Okay, I'll accompany you, I'll call someone to repair the door now..." Yan Mo burst into tears.
Qi Yangbai: What is this called!Sure enough, the premonition that this person would demolish the house came true!
Yan Mo called someone to repair the door, but since it was evening, the door repairer left work early.
Hearing this news, Yan Mo felt that it couldn't be better!So, he said with an innocent face: "Big Daddy, the worker will come only after explaining! So, tonight..."
"Don't even think about it! I won't go to your place!" Qi Yangbai couldn't see Yan Mo's thoughts. At this moment, he felt aggrieved. Why would I be afraid of going to a straight man's house? I have to worry It should be him, and looking at Yan Mo's performance, he almost thought that Yan Mo was chasing him with all his heart, well, even if it was another kind of chasing, he couldn't stand it...
"I didn't say anything, I just thought that Da Da's door was broken, and I felt guilty, and wanted to make up for it by cooking a loving dinner for Da Da..." Yan Mo was innocent.
"..."
Help, all the big killers are out!If I sleep in my own room at night, I am afraid that what I should worry about is not a thief coming to steal things, but that my floor will collapse!Is this person really stupid or pretending to be innocent!
At this moment, Qi Yangbai can't describe his feelings in words. So many novels have been written for nothing. Could it be that he hasn't gone out for a long time and doesn't understand the human beings in this world anymore!
In the end, the compromising Qi Yangbai walked into the door downstairs with a tired heart, but he didn't know that once he entered, he would never have the chance to live in the room where he lived for more than ten years.
At this moment, Qi Yangbai is busy preparing dinner in the kitchen, wearing an apron, at home and casual, with a knife in hand, the perfect shredded potatoes come out.
Yan Mo watched from the door, the male god is simply pleasing to the eye!If he reads more tan.mei novels, he will definitely come to the attribute of Qi Yang being a white woman.Wife.
——I really am a winner in life!Since I bought that website, my waist is no longer sore, my back is no longer hunched, I bought a house, I met the male god, I can still eat the rice cooked by Da Da, and I can see the male god every day , if the male god lives in my house, it can't be better!
However, fortunately, Yan Mo, who was immersed in the joy of being a winner in life, had no idea that Qi Yangbai was cutting the shredded potatoes under the knife as Yan Mo, and the knife was so ruthless and accurate—much better than him. Is it bad to be someone else's free chef for no reason?What's more, he was threatened to live here!
The dinner table.
"Big brother, eat more, so you can have more energy to write better novels!" Yan Mo served Qi Yangbai with great enthusiasm, as if the dishes on the table were made by him, as shameless as he could be.
"No need! Just shut up!" You know, since Yan Mo moved here, he hasn't written a single word. If he didn't have a wealth of manuscripts, he would have lost his job, okay?
"Okay, I'll shut up..."
After more than ten seconds, Yan Mo asked weakly, how can I eat when I shut up? "
Qi Yangbai: Help, I can hardly eat anymore!If this guy wasn't sent by the heavens to collect me, I still wouldn't believe it...
This is everyday!
There are two bedrooms in Yan Mo's house, but only one room has a bed. Then, seeing a certain idiot fan who invited him to sleep in his own bed after taking a shower, Qi Yang's eyes darkened: If he is really stupid enough to invite him If I sleep in the same bed with him, I'll be more polite!Anyway, it's enough to satisfy the mood of this idiot's so-called true fan!
However, Yan Mo naturally doesn't know that he is already satisfied at this moment. As for sleeping on a bed, he really has never thought about it. Sleeping on a big bed, sleeping on a sofa by himself, he is almost moved by himself Crying—this is the highest quality that a true true fan has!
What's more, the bed that Da Da has slept on is almost going to be stored away in the future!
Yan Mo said that he wanted to sleep in the same bed with him, but he ran in kindly and reminded Qi Yangbai several times, such as not turning on the air conditioner that is too small to sleep at night. Later, I had some thoughts in my mind that I should just overwhelm the person and see if he still nags.
However, this idea is only for a moment. In fact, Qi Yangbai is still a very pure boy - imagination and reality are not in the same style at all.
However, Qi Yangbai did not suffer from insomnia. On the contrary, he slept very well, a rare good sleep, and no dreams, which made him almost doubt whether Yan Mo had given him some sleeping pills, but in fact, most of it was because of The reason why I haven't written an article in the past few days has adjusted a lot in my life and schedule.
Qi Yangbai was woken up by the sound coming from the kitchen.
He almost thought there was an earthquake, and ran out of bed disheveled, only to see some idiot in the kitchen staring blankly at the oven he blew up.
"What the hell are you doing!" Qi Yangbai was in a panic.
Yan Mo is innocent: "It's nothing! I just want to prepare a toast for Da Da..."
"So that's why you leave the oven on so wide?"
"..." Aww, I was wrong!Daddy, don't make your face so dark, it's a waste of such a godly face.
Angrily, Qi Yangbai turned off the switch of the oven, then threw the oven out, and gave Yan Mo a death order: "Don't enter the kitchen again!"
But Yan Mo was stunned.
"What did you hear?" Seeing Yan Mo's stupid look, Qi Yangbai almost spit fire, what the hell is this! .
"Daddy, you...your nightgown is...open..." Yan Mo covered his face, but secretly opened his five fingers, oops, the male god of the dead house only has two packs of abs or something. Don't be too cute.
Qi Yangbai, who was about to get angry again, suddenly turned red and black, and then ran into the room angrily.
Yan Mo's nose bleeds - oh, oh, no more!How can my male god be so cute!
The author has something to say: Stupid authors can't be cute but can be stupid... Little angels who read the article, take a chance!
☆, the times are progressing
In the end, Qi Yangbai left Yan Mo's house with a dark face, and he was going to look at the house online immediately, even if he moved, he would not stay here anymore!It's a short-lived rhythm!
But how could Yan Mo do what he wanted? After 2 minutes of surfing the Internet upstairs, Yan Mo came up again to find a sense of presence.
"Daddy, look, what kind of door do you want for your house? I've looked at a few and thought it was good. Oh, you're surfing the Internet, let's take a look together?"
"No! I will solve it myself, you go out for me-and, when will you have the key to my house door!" Qi Yangbai gritted his teeth.
"Hey, key, what key? Daddy, you didn't close the door?" Yan Mo looked up to the sky, and secretly threw the key in his hand into the trouser pocket behind him.
Qi Yangbai: "..."
He was really powerless, and then he even started to comfort himself. Fortunately, this person is just a fan of brains. If he really wanted to harm himself, he might not really be his opponent.
Therefore, it may be because Yan Mo gave him the feeling that his IQ is quite low, and he may not have noticed it himself. From the beginning to the end, he hardly suspected that Yan Mo would be against him.
"Oh, sir, your internet speed is good here, can you tell me the wlan password here? I just moved here, and the WLAN has not been set up yet, don't worry, I won't use your internet for nothing, I will give you money... Hey, Da Da, are you going to buy a house? Well, I have the most experience. I bought this house for only half of the money. I can give you a reference. Also, do you buy it for yourself or for your family? Others, Da Da...couldn't be Da Da's elder..." Yan Mo said to himself.
"Can you go out first, please?" This was definitely the first time Qi Yangbai spoke to Yan Mo in such a friendly manner, he was already powerless.
"Big Daddy, why is Mao chasing me away? You know, that guy who repairs the door is coming soon..." Yan Mo said resentfully, his eyes still unclear.
"..."
Please explain clearly, what's the matter with your weird eyes! !Qi Yangbai went crazy.
"If Daddy wants to kiss someone, I will contribute...the people outside are not clean...and, the door repairer sounds like an uncle...what if you really want to swell with Daddy ..." After hesitating, Yan Mo still said this sentence.
Qi Yangbai: "!!!"
What do you mean by calling me a kissing maniac!Moreover, you are a straight man, what do you mean by rushing with a dedicated face!Has it bent in just a few days?ah?It had to be the funniest joke he'd ever heard.
"Yan Mo, let me tell you, I'm actually a fellow..." Qi Yangbai finally spoke, ready to explain.
Well, a voice came from outside the door: "Is this the house that needs to repair the door?"
The two looked towards the door at the same time, and saw a handsome young man entering with a bag of toolboxes.
Yan Mo's attention was immediately diverted: Shit!What about the rough guy?Wei Mao is a beautiful boy who looks younger than me!He looks like a student, is it popular to look at his appearance now?
Seeing Yan Mo staring at him, the young man didn't look embarrassed. Instead, he put down the toolbox with ease and smiled softly: "My father is sick today and can't come, so I'm here, but don't worry, I'm here." Since I was ten years old, I went to repair the door with my father, and my skills are not bad, and I will definitely repair it exactly like before."
As soon as Yan Mo turned around, he decisively saw that Qi Yangbai was also looking at the young man, and thought something was wrong in his heart!Is the big kissing disease going to attack again?
who cares!It's better to act first, how can you kiss someone else, it's going to break the heart of a true fan of me!
So, under Qi Yangbai's surprise and the shock of that handsome young man, Yan Mo grabbed Qi Yangbai and kissed him, that action was so fast and accurate!
"What are you doing!" Poor Qi Yangbai came back to his senses, his whole body was not well, and he was kissed forcibly!He's still a straight guy, stupid fan, what kind of rhythm is this!
"It's nothing." Yan Mo wiped his mouth calmly, and then suppressed his weird heartbeat. If you take advantage of the male god, you must be calm and confident-haha, what are you thinking, I didn't take advantage of the male god. , obviously sacrificing himself to cure the big kissing disease!So, people are shameless and can do anything.
"Well, you two handsome guys, if you want to do something, go to your room! Although I don't care too much, if it's in the hall, it will still affect my work." The boy came back to his senses, and then looked calm. , Kindly suggest to them.
Seeing the young man who looked like he was sixteen or seventeen years old and said this without any surprise, Qi Yangbai immediately became petrified. If I had been so open back then, I wouldn’t have been arrested on my birthday. Now, there is nothing wrong with Yan Mo——Hey, what the hell is the last sentence?What's the matter with Yan Mo...
So, nerds will definitely lag behind the times!
The author has something to say: being scalded by boiling water... can't be more unlucky
☆, calm like this is the normal performance of a true fan
Well, in the end, it was Yan Mo who realized it first, and then he realized that his pure relationship with Da Da (Da Wu...) might have been misunderstood in the eyes of others, and his old face was also slightly red, but Da Da looked shocked Yan Mo smiled unkindly in his heart—why is Da Da so innocent, alas, he doesn’t even know anything!He couldn't be led astray by this young boy, so he grabbed Qi Yangbai and went into the room.
Then, in Qi Yangbai's puzzled and confused eyes, he said seriously: "Look, it's okay to kiss me, but if you kiss him, maybe he will make you responsible!"
Qi Yangbai: "..." If I don't do something, I will be sorry for being a magician for so many years!
Taking a deep breath, Qi Yangbai finally said: "I think you have misunderstood, I don't have a kissing problem, but, I like men in the first place!"
"!!!"
Yan Mo was stunned for two seconds before he realized: "I... this news - it's just too explosive! Daddy, are you serious? Are you kidding me?"
"No..." Qi Yangbai suddenly had a bad premonition.
"It's so touched! Great, don't hesitate to be so sincere to you! You are finally willing to tell me the biggest secret ... oh oh, I'm really happy!" Yan Mo's face was excited, and then fists, "Don't worry, Daddy, I will not disappoint your trust, I will definitely keep this secret for you!!"
Qi Yangbai fell to the ground: "..." I really expected this person's brain circuit to be normal!
So Qi Yangbai, who was completely defeated, said weakly: "Do you understand, I like men, so I only kiss men, so, I mean, don't pester me, I will misunderstand, and, you Don't you feel disgusted or unacceptable?"
"Of course not!" Yan Mo immediately found an opposing and firm stand, "I like Da Da, no matter what you are, whether you like men, women or fetishes, I like you, not to mention Da Da only likes men. - Hey, what's the matter with you, don't be too moved, after all, I'm your true fan, it really doesn't matter if you like men, what kind do you like, I'll find one for you... Oh, if you like me , I won't mind, although I may not be able to accept it for a while, but after all, you are my male god... Wait, wait until I finish speaking... Daddy, don't faint..."
Qi Yangbai who fell to the ground: "No... don't help me, let me be alone..."
Since then, Yan Morong has been promoted to the most powerless person in Qi Yang, bar none.
"Okay, Daddy at least go to bed, I know, Daddy must be too moved." Then, a princess hug (yes! It's a princess hug, I think the stupid fan was also a person who moved bricks), put Qi Yangbai carefully. When I got to the bed, I put on the quilt very intimately, "Brother, I'll go and see how the outside door is being repaired, you should have a good rest!"
Qi Yangbai covered his face silently, weeping, the princess hugged him or something, he was wise and handsome all his life, and finally he lost his life in front of this stupid fan...
Yan Mo came out of the room, and the young man was repairing the door very professionally. When he saw Yan Mo coming out, he was a little shocked: "I didn't expect you to be from above!"
"What's up and down, my family is resting, please keep your voice down!" Yan Mo said with a serious face.
The boy was even more surprised: Sure enough, people should not be judged by their appearance, and CP always has to go against it.In such a short time, he couldn't even get out of bed!Zuzu, the young people of today!so intemperate...
Yan Mo doesn't know what the young man is thinking, since he knew the fact that Da Da likes men, he really decided to find a perfect lover for Da Da, alas, after all Da Da seems to be a bit lonely and cold living alone , Even kissed me, he must be looking for a boyfriend - so, you don't expect him to have any normal thinking, if you are a fan of brains or something.At this moment, he has completely forgotten that he is actually a man, he is still a straight man, and he was kissed by a fellow.
However, after thinking about it for a while, he looked at the young man with distaste, his face was okay, but seeing how he worked quickly, his hands and feet were rough, how could he be worthy of our family?Moreover, a minor is very unreliable at first glance, let him go out after finishing his training!
Therefore, Yan Mojue, who eliminated the boy, decided to look for it in the fastest way first, naturally on the Internet, and then picked up his old mobile phone and started surfing the Internet.
At this moment, Qi Yangbai, whose heart was hit hard, didn't know that someone was already looking for a boyfriend for him.He just silently worried about his future with the heart of being hit by the stupid fan's IQ - how to get rid of the stupid fan?
And Yan Mo, who was in a dating forum, suddenly discovered a big event, and his cheerful mood immediately sank, and then, he immediately became very worried—oh, what should I do?It turns out that liking men is easy to get sick, and it is an incurable disease. My family is so simple, so I won’t be spoiled by those newspaper people, right?This is a big deal!I must ask clearly, and then check everyone, it is best to take Da Da to check.I didn’t know it was okay before, but now I know, I will take care of Da Da’s health!
Thus, Yan Mo, who rushed in, began to question Qi Yangbai about something.
Facing Yan Mo's strange and strange eyes, Qi Yangbai felt that he was not well.
"What do you want to do!" Finally, Qi Yangbai couldn't help but speak.
"Big Brother," Yan Mo said with a puzzled look on his face, "I want to ask a question, can you answer it? Believe me, it's all for your own good..."
Qi Yangbai, who stopped struggling, wanted to cry but had no tears: "Okay, you ask."
"Daddy, how many people have you had sex with?" Yan Mo looked serious, but the gossip in his eyes almost drowned out Qi Yangbai.
"..."
"Get out of here!!!"
"Da Da, I'm doing it for your own good! Oh, don't hit me, Da Da, you haven't done anything for a long time..."
"To shut up!"
"Sir, just tell me, I will definitely keep it a secret for you..."
Eventually, the quarrel in the room ended with someone screaming.
A certain boy who was training the door shook his body: I'll go!There are still special hobbies!I'd better go quickly, Dad, this place is too scary, not suitable for a simple boy like me...
Well, this time Qi Yangbai was determined not to let go, even after being beaten up, he still couldn't let go of his anger, but what made him happy was that he finally found out how to deal with Yan Mo - this guy deserves a beating!If you want to shut that mouth, just give him a beating!To be reasonable or something, there is nothing you can do except to piss yourself off.
Yan Mo was lying on the bed with teary eyes, disheveled clothes and bruises all over his body, that one was innocent!With his IQ, he still hasn't figured out where he went wrong? ——Hmph, you really don't understand the heart of a man who thinks he's so handsome.
The author has something to say: Hehe...
☆, the master began to doubt his own aesthetics
However, at this moment, Yan Mo, who was lying on the bed of the male god, was still happy. At least, the male god had reserved a bed for him, so it was okay to be beaten up!Anyway, it won't break.
With peace of mind, Yan Mo just lay down, thinking that the male god's bed sheets were really clean, and then fell asleep.
So, when Qi Yangbai paid the money for repairing the door—here is a small episode, the young man saw that Qi Yangbai came out after beating for a while, and he felt that the three views had been attacked. This pair is simply too strong!
Then Qi Yangbai thought of someone who should have paid, and then remembered that person was still in his room, and then, when he entered the room, he found that person was hugging his quilt with a blue face and then sleeping with a satisfied face It is fragrant.
"..."
Sure enough, is this person an unbeatable Xiaoqiang?Also, that's my bed
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